@amadrienia poutporri is a mixture of dried flowers and spices whose purpose is to look pretty AND smell great. basically, it's the original form of air freshener.
Brilliant stuff! Steve's rants are the greatest; this one's good but my fav has got to be the Captain Sub-Text episode, and the one he does about 'cushions!'. Classic comedy. Terrific!
Has nothing to do with men and toilets, you blonde ditz. "I don't want people walking in while my area is exposed, and I am engaging in a bowel/bladder movement. So I lock the door." You don't have to be Einstein to figure that one out, Susie. Yeah, men like our sanctuary, but it's also just common sense to keep a lock on such a door.
Patrick: no no you did.
Steve: *under his breath* Patrick!
Patrick: in the bar
Jeff: yeah, in the bar the other night
Steve thank you both! *heavy on sarcasm* nice work!
silverdragon147 3 months ago
I like 1:45 "the countryside" *wiggles around*
katchryn 5 months ago
Amen!
avimuno 5 months ago
And we have not yet reached that level of Earth Shattering BOREDOM and inhuman DESPAIR where we would have a haircut.. RECREATIONALLY.!
WHAT WHHAT! in the name of GODS ARSE!!! is the purpose of potpourri!!!!!!
Top40Global 1 year ago
best thing: this is REAK laughter in the studio
HUNKragor 1 year ago
Who knows Jack Davenport the comedian xD Luv it :)
pippilans 1 year ago
Looks like breakfast, smells like your aunt.
I couldnt agree more.
AddictedToDivo 1 year ago
4 people have no sense of humor.
msdarcy33 1 year ago
I <3 U JACK
4ENZCHIC 1 year ago
I love it when Steve starts to talk
cocolucky1988 1 year ago
This is brilliant -- but i prefer Steve's rant about cushions ! lol
TheJokerMarle 1 year ago
@TheJokerMarle Cushions... hmmm... If I could find a place where to seat in "my wife's sofas" ... sigh... :-/
juanvazquezd 1 year ago
Hmm audio/video delay of about 4-5 seconds =/
alch3mist785 1 year ago
steve's rants and jeff's theories made this show awesome beyond any doubt xD
raizersabre 1 year ago 3
Is this bit: "we men will always walk the toilet mile alone" a paraphrasis of the Liverpool football song "We'll never walk alone"?
juanvazquezd 2 years ago
Could be, or like the "Green Mile" on Death row *-)
dj93884 2 years ago
Which episode's this?
Clewsy27 2 years ago
second last in season 3
JimsomWeed 2 years ago
S03E06 - The Girl With One Heart
Tromaa 2 years ago
ha ha ha so true
donflexi 2 years ago
This whole dinner table scene is golden. In an incredible show with so many good episodes I think this one may very well be the best!
Swoooze 3 years ago 4
Jack Davenport may actually be a genius. His men/women rants are some of the funniest bits.
xoxoxoxoxoxox
Voyeuristik 3 years ago 37
I just ADORE how he says "The countryside"! I love Jack Davenport and his gorgeous accent so darn much!
WildQueenie 3 years ago 12
That's the best monologue I've ever heard.
thevintagerose 3 years ago 2
Than you must have missed the naked rant.
bluerisk 2 years ago 2
or the one in episode 2.9 "where are you going, where are you going"
smudzi 2 years ago
I agree with smudzi my fave one of his rants is deff. the where are you going one.
watdidido2yourheart 2 years ago
i love his rant on "lesbian spanking inferno"
druey2 3 years ago 9
so hilariously funny
ironmrules 2 years ago 2
A sort of shakespearian speech in defense of men and toilet. Never heard such a great truth about that, trust me
goodsoninc 3 years ago 11
lol's funny at the end when Susan asks if he wants the lock back on the door, he just politely says "Would you mind?" GR8 scene.
foccha 3 years ago 2
I'm a woman and I often wondered the same thing. What the hell really is poutporri?
amadrienia 3 years ago 11
...probably the most unneeded thing in the world, where the only objective is to be "pretty"? A bowl of dried flowers and stuff?
louisep67 3 years ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
All I know is that IT STINKS!
zwaardwalvisje 3 years ago
women don't understand
smudzi 2 years ago 5
@louisep67 Actually, the point is to make the room smell nice.
ITCJon 1 year ago
@louisep67 it's supposed to make a room smell nice.
mdezotelle 3 months ago
@amadrienia poutporri is a mixture of dried flowers and spices whose purpose is to look pretty AND smell great. basically, it's the original form of air freshener.
Aysannes 8 months ago
"Looks like breakfast, smells like your auntie!" lmao classic
FknDoDave 3 years ago 4
Brilliant stuff! Steve's rants are the greatest; this one's good but my fav has got to be the Captain Sub-Text episode, and the one he does about 'cushions!'. Classic comedy. Terrific!
KarenOsment 3 years ago 3
That rant could be made my graduate speech !!!
kngiht84 3 years ago
I love Steve's rants - Jack Davenport is made of equal parts sex and awesome...
xoxoxoxoxoxox
Voyeuristik 3 years ago
If I didn't love Jack Davenport enough already, this sealed the deal.
icecoldjuly 3 years ago
We Are Men!( I love that!)
RoseRavenQueen 3 years ago
"No, you did!"
"Patrick."
"Yeah, you did. At the bar, remember?"
"Yeah! The bar!"
"Thank you, both!"
FantasmaLuna 3 years ago 2
I love Steve. So adorably clueless! Jack Davenport is awesome. I love him as Norrington in POTC. Looks damn good in a uniform!
Alantiel 3 years ago 3
best steve moment ever!
nightsongs93 3 years ago
Has nothing to do with men and toilets, you blonde ditz. "I don't want people walking in while my area is exposed, and I am engaging in a bowel/bladder movement. So I lock the door." You don't have to be Einstein to figure that one out, Susie. Yeah, men like our sanctuary, but it's also just common sense to keep a lock on such a door.
Flowbee79 3 years ago
"We men will always walk the toilet mile, alone."
I love this show and Steve's acting!
shironezumi 3 years ago 6
one of the best rants ever :D
Thedemon4ever 3 years ago
Steve is one of the most amusing characters that television has ever seen.
munchkindelite 4 years ago 27
@munchkindelite its close between him and Jeff. Steve can rant until you laugh so hard you cry but Jeff just seems so helpless.
silverdragon147 3 months ago
One of Steve's best rants!
Thanks for the upload! :D
PsychoCynic1231 4 years ago 2
and is true XD
boy he is my hero, he says the best thing in the best moments hahahahahhahahaha that's timing my friends hahahahahhahaha
shadowpumper 4 years ago
potpourri!! looks like breakfast, smells like your auntie!! i LOVE steve's rants!
DakicaAshe 4 years ago 7