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  • OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

  • A Shaolin Monk would beat a dumbass Maori any day.

  • OK why you dissin on Moari im one and that is our history your mocking how about how Asians eat cats asshole A Moari warrior had blades and other thng not just that so you couldn't call this or any of the other battles fair

  • @SuperBrayDawg you are mocking yourself by not being able to spell your own ethnicity 

  • So the point is, the shaolin monk practice martial arts never mean to kill people, but to disable and take down the enemy without killing. which is also against their religious teaching.

  • from the beginning it is wrong. track back through chinese history, shalin monks started practice martial art because back then the chinese emperor favors Buddhism over Daoism and that was a very peachful era. therefore the chinese emperor encourages every body to start practicing martial art as a mean to exercise just like playing basketball or soccer. Buddhism is the dominate religion, that's the main reason why it become famous.

  • Shaolins are 10 times more better then that.

  • I have been to New Zealand. I am on two sides and yet only one one. This is the mind of a sensible person. I am neither saying no to the people of the temple or to the people of the ocean. But a felling of zen runs trough my veins when i realize both these peoples have peaceful sides like the cherry blossom or river, but are as much a warrior as the himilayan bear that prows upon the mountain or the great shark that patrols the sea

  • @ninjamaster832 i am from new zealand and i know that the maori would of lost...

  • wtf

  • @QuarentineExperts and that dude in video i bet he ant maori, his ta moko[tattoo] didnt look maori. his haka was gay not how you do it. an there are 100s of maori today that would waste that warrior on this video. an that club he used is not maori. so you didnt rest your case, cause you dont know. we wernt fat,we were big 6 to 7 feet tall. an why civilnuts pick your comment but wont pick other maori peps that are trying to tell u peps that yous dont know who we are. do your history or u english

  • @QuarentineExperts you dont know shit about maori warriors. if you did you wouldnt of said that comment. an to any1 else if you dont know how real maori warriors were then dont say false stuff. we trained just as hard, then go to war, then came back to work, hunt, grow food. then get up next day an do it again. ball heads came over with guns an they couldnt beat us. thats why we have so much more than other cultres. but still got riped off. where r monks now? not on there land. chinese land now.

  • fagots not davies

  • I don't wanna hear anymore dumbasses say "the shaolin monk was taking it easy on him" and shit, the Maori and the rest of the pacific are all better than some Davies who spend their time fucking eachother in a temple

  • Shaolin monks are 100x better than that.

  • I think he messed up the title; It should read "Shaolin Monk vs Sweaty babbling caveman"

  • @Bricklink101 i am a maori we r not cave men we could waste heaps of people with guns we kick ur ass

  • @h657u Guns? How many?

    You run out of bullets before you kill us all! :D

  • Shaolin Monks would actually kill people, but only as a last resort (like defending their temple or their lives).

  • The monk went easy on him, he even allow himself to get speared to the ground and then gave him enough time to draw his last weapon.

  • maori allday nga puhi styles man the little china man would of been over taiha to the head ant seen the hole show just this clip do they show that we have our own hand to hand fight art he would of rip that monk a new hole to pray though when they went to the ground

  • They should make the fight: Chuck Norris vs. everything

  • that was so bullshit fuckn americaNs dnt knw ow maori culture back in da old days when maori faught they faught wid honour, pride and respect and his freakn foot movement was wrong so was his placing of his hands in the taiaha and wat the fuk thats not hw u do the haka he was so owta beat and ddnt even knw da words and maori wouldov kikd ass and waistd up dat bold knt that was sssooo gay so f the world maoris were so tough they fought off the british and won SO F U MEAN MAORI MEAN KIA KAHA MAORI

  • @marjwiki they won? look at new zealand now, i wouldnt say they won. I suppose if you mean they won by the treaty being signed then maybe

  • lui kang wins

  • tumate tumate tumate tumatodaaaa .. jajaja xD was up with the mori warrior

  • @1190kobra HEY SHUD UPthats oww culture if u fuk wid my culure u hafta fuk wid me and ill bring ma taiaha 2 ur house at the middle ov the nite and cut ur bees off and thats not hw it goes it goes KAMATE KAMATE KAORA KAORA TENETE TANGATA PIHURURU NGA NGA ITIKI MAI WHAKAWHITI TE RA HOOPANE HOOPANE JOOPANE KAUPANE WHITI TE RA HI!!!!!!! so F U

  • @marjwiki learn english first sucker ===D

  • This was unfair for the warrior

  • Now that what I call a rude awakening.

    Bitch dont disturb my meditation time.

  • this is so un historical, shaolin monks don't kill, they barely dare step on a fly, their shaolin skills is not for combat, but just a type of spiritual training

  • @gamer7916 Its not supposed to be historical. Its just test to see who has a deadlier set of skills

  • Lol. What next, Eskimos versus Aborigines?

  • shaolin monk would kill that bitch in seconds lol!!!

  • true shaolin masters are the best there is....

    I mean look at all the famous fights like Hou yuanjia and Yip man... beating the shit out of some of the best boxers, wrestlers and even other top fighters from Japanese Karate and etc...

    Ignore the movies cuz they dramatize things but this is all factually true

  • @spectrumRMX

    Don't belief everything u c on tv first ov awl da guy telling u about Maori warriors is a Samoan and bak then every man was a warrior bt onli a few are chosen by a Tohunga(master) and taken to secret islands to teach the Maori martial arts called mau to become a Tohunga so since u know nothing about my culture by facts or experience instead ov believing a few guys on tv hu dnt research ther stuff proply hu think dat da Maori people are awl about savagery nd wat not then they jus p

  • lol funny shit all these experts on the art of combat

    all in all they were all defeated by the gun

    case closed...:))

  • @Masterkohatu

    unless you talk about modern guns, rifles and etc were way to hard to shoot and jammed very often......

    experts on close combat would have a very good chance of winning and obviously if your envisioning some retard running straight up for melee combat, then your retarded.... most of these experts would definatley use some sort of cover.

    and plus if u really say that these experts of combat being defeated by your M16 its like saying us trying to fight an advanced alien civilisatio

  • @QuarentineExperts Shaolin is also considered to be the #1 martial art in the world, because the other arts get some of their moves from Shaolin.

  • what the hell kind of haka was that at the start THATS ST8 BULLSHIT >:(

  • what ever the necked guy was saying in the begging was kinda catchy lol

  • Steel vs Sticks and stones.

    Kung Fu vs ??? Maori Stuff ???

    Training 24/7 vs Eating People

    Asian Athlete vs Fatass.

    I rest my case.

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  • Never pick a fight with a Shaolin Monk. He will kick your ass.

  • They should have put The ROck up as the Maori!

  • Shaolin monks are hard core man!

  • fuuk shaolin monks, i bet in real life if maoris had a fist fight with them they wud get fukd up!

  • @Eddierangi09 shaolin monks r well known for there fighting without weapons dude xD

  • @Eddierangi09 Lol Shaolin monks practice the art of Kung Fu 24/7 and I don't think that Maori did that much.

  • its maori, that dude was cake azz. dont think he was even maori buy his ta moko. there are 100s of maori in new zealand today that can beat that brother on the video. an we are nothing like our old maori warriors. maori warriors train just azz hard azz monks did, but keep in mind that monks are 100s of years older than the maori race. so a real maori warrior would of done better, not sayn he would of won just done better. patu[club] they use in video is not what we used. haka was gay

  • @karnage878 the Moari guy would have knocked him out with a cheap punch from behind then stolen his stick... then all the his cousins would have come and acted like knobs after.

  • @MrOzwinner lol fuck you talk shit!! faa hard man aye, saying stuff like that on you tube... lol.. we should do a video me vs you then ill show you most maori dont an never have to thow cheap punches, we st8 up boy!! nevermind saying stuff like that unless you back it up face to face.

  • @karnage878 F U MAORI HARD WE WOULD RIP ALL USE UP

  • @marjwiki wot you on cuzz. im maori to!! an all my comments im reping who we are. read them, so il let this slide.

  • Anit no messin' with the Epic Shaolin Monks....

    So dont be hatin just cause hes more epic that you. XD

  • Stop saying Mauri can beat shaolin. Shaolins were trained so that they were better at fighting than anyone when they were 8 years old. Just cause the mauri is fat, doesnt mean he'll win.

  • One does not simply fuck with a monk.

  • @Shroudedman then it would be rape since they have taken a wove of scilence :P

  • that is some major stamina on both their parts

  • at least this one was accurate

  • I think it's really conveient that those tiger hooks and that bostaff were just lying there, same with that Maori club.

  • @ToaRanen7 They wanted to incorporate all the weapons in the simulation in the show, to see their effectiveness in battle.

  • SCRATCH THAT I MEANT MONK

  • 0:07 the maori warrior is just like "WTF"

  • The beginning was too funny xD

  • tht monk wouldve killed this guys jibbering butt in 2 seconds

  • firstly thats not even a real maori warrior nothing of what he was doing represented maori his etire,tattoos,the words that were cuming out of his mouth werent even maori so how kan u call him a maori warrior a maori warrior does NOT and NEVER has fought like this dickhead

    pisses me off wen i see shit like this potraing my people like this wai till u all see a real maori warrior bet ul have a diffrent opinion than fake asss maori warrior pfffffft

  • @TheTuhoronuku i can see that, the dude cant fight xD

  • This simulation was lenient with the Maori. Like what SpectrumRMX said, he'd kill him in 20 seconds.

  • Dont mess with the monk.

  • though i wanted the shaolin monk to win i think the maori would've had better a chance if he had the tangata axe instead of the stingray spear.

  • @69caranofan xD!!!!!!!!!!

  • Cliff Curtis disliked this xD

  • @manaia Sowwy mate, I was acting like a clown . . . . Have an awesome and safe New Yearz! :)

  • Shaolin Monk: Hey look at my spiny!

    Maori: Dur-oh...*stares*

    Shaolin Monk: Now die >:D

    *Staby mc Stab*

  • and I think this is the suckiest of deadldiest warrior fights

  • he probably kept those weapons there in case he got attacked by a rabid squirell or chipmunk

  • 0:53 - 0:56 ***

  • (0:57) Grabbing magically appeared powerful melee weapons and then dropping them (0:58), is a very effective strategy in combat.

  • "Wow! Look at these conveniently placed hook swords and bow staff. I'm sure glad these are here, just in case the maori warrior pulls some more weapons out of seemingly nowhere."

  • I wonder made anyone think that fat ass had any chance against the creator of kung fu

  • @kingofladies04 The Maori are good in a group but so are the shaolin XI

  • @DADINOMASTER Yep but alone the fat guy is outmatched

  • @kingofladies04 "fat ass" xD lmao

  • @ItalianBlackheart123 i'm glad you thought it was funny. my buddy in high school had an uncle who was a shaolin and he taught him, who taught me, there's no way a guy who's legs and arms jiggle when he touches them can touch that warrior who lives by this martial arts code.

  • @kingofladies04 I was reading a book about martial arts,and it said that shoalin kung fu and wushu was the strongest martial code of self defense in the world.Systema is second and bjj is third.Your lucky btw do you know how to do the brachial stun??

  • @ItalianBlackheart123 I do. I enjoy martial arts. I study different kinds as they are exposed to me. If I travel somewhere with a unique martial art, I jump at learning a little at least while I'm there.

  • @kingofladies04 Thats cool.In the training room at the SRT HQ we teach and practice all sorts of martials,e.g MMA,kickboxing,BJJ,systema,Kra­v mega etc...except wushu and shoalin kung fu :)

  • @ItalianBlackheart123 Cool. Your chanel says you're a SWAT captain. God bless you guys. I knew a woman who told me SWAT rescued he from hostage situation years before I met her. I don't know the details though. I'm just saying you guys matter.

  • @kingofladies04 Thanks man.8 years of service.You were pretty brave to sit through that hostage situation,God bless you and your family :) Take care

  • @ItalianBlackheart123 Thanks, yours too.

  • My fav of season 1

  • lol after this finished i just sat there for a moment and laughed! hahaha that wasnt a maori warrior, that wasnt a haka, and the last two weapons werent even maori. lol it was so cool to watch though

  • Lets be honest....the shaolin dude would fuck over that fat shit within 20 seconds any day.

  • @SpectrumRMX with no weapons just hand against wtf the maori was using.

  • @SpectrumRMX anywhere

  • @SpectrumRMX in actual fact a maori warrior would have fucked him up with just pure brute strength

  • @azza13mad lmao dreaming

  • @SpectrumRMX What a close minded statement.

  • @Yourbeautiful666 Come on. obviously you are un-aware of the life long training a shoalin monk has to face not to mention their impeccable accuracy and calmness when fighting. Shoalin monks have amazing super-human powers due to their mind over matter style techniques and methods. All i can see of the maori warrior is a barbaric technique to fighting and no respect as shown in the beginning...therefore i would ask you to withdraw your statement. You are wrong. end of.

  • @SpectrumRMX LOL you ended that comment in a very unprofessional way as well. The Shoalin Monk is nothing of a super human, he is human like any other, he can be killed like any other. The Maori Warrior's have major respect, by your comment I see that you have no knowledge about the Maori Culture.

  • @SpectrumRMX Are you so sure? It turns out the Maori had the majority of edges, as his weapons were designed to kill whereas most of the Monk's were not. Even the Pincers, what killed the Maori in the end, came up short when compared to the Maori's. The Monk won because his Hook Swords scored more kills than all the Maori's weapons put together. 0_0

  • @hlanus1 This show isn't even scientifically accurate because they tests they do per weapon are completely different. They don't have many controlled variables so there's almost no way they can produce accurate results. Honestly I don't know who'd actually win in a fight.

  • @TeleportingPhatGuy Indeed that's the problem. We can run these battles a thousand times, and we get different outcomes. Keep in mind that the show's really about entertainment rather than education though they do make a good show: they run the stimulation at least a thousand times to reduce the effect of chance, and they do different scenarios. The idea is to vary it as much so the best will win most of the time. Could they do more? I'd like to hear your ideas.

  • @hlanus1 Haha yep! The only reason I even watch this show is for entertainment. I'd have to be a fool to take these results seriously. Although to be a little more accurate they could have different people test the weapons because there are bound to be better and worse than that person that used it during the test. In addition they could keep the tests more controlled as in this person's sword will test on this thing and this other person's sword will be used on the same thing.

  • @hlanus1 Although that may be hard seeing as they have many different variations for the weapons that are close range and long range but I believe taking another step towards more similar tests will yield more accurate results.

  • @hlanus1 lets not forget that this maori warrior did not know how to use a taiaha...:)) if you look at it he used it like a common staff or sword which this weapon was not.

  • @Masterkohatu I think I see that, but if you think about it, it COULD be used as a staff, though that probably was not its primary function. I think he was using it as such to not spoil the end of the fight.

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  • Lets see a Superman vs Captain Marvel battle on this show!

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  • Shaolin monk would of won quicker than that lol

  • To those true practitioners of shaolin Kung Fu or Mau Rakau out there this show is most probably bull crap ,I'm a practitioner of Mau rakau myself and I can tell you right now that that ummmm apparently Maori warrior is bullshit ,you could find any body better then that at any local marae ,they coulda just come asked me and I woulda done it for free if I knew they gun half-ass it like that

  • Deafeated by chopsticks lol....so its true shoilin monks canmake anything a deadly weapon lol

  • fake fight...shaolin would win in 10 seconds...

  • @01sean That's racist. xD

  • Depends if the Maori has his big stick or not...

  • hocksword :D

  • think David Tua vs Bruce Lee

  • @69caranofan .... well that was a good comback.

    and theres stereotypes because theyre generally true.

  • @TheMattSuperman Not all of them

  • stupid

    

  • That Maori was skinny as hell.

  • Maori got strenth but shaolin got fighting skill!

  • Shaoline monks can beat anyone in a fight they use shaoline kung fu which is the strongest fighting skills in the world shaoline monks are epic!

  • Three words to the commenters here who think that the monks were magical, used twin hooks, or could stop steel with their bare hands, and that Maori were stupid cavemen with heavy clubs and no technique: DO. SOME. RESEARCH.

  • This is a computer a computer can't tell you how well you can fight

  • @heyheyheyitisfatalbe

    Yea cant you see Maori fuckheads just start shit on the internet and only care about how tough they are and how big and fat they can get theyre like fucking animals you may as well be a fucking gorilla for all i care now its all about interlectality that contributes the world not who can bash who.

    who do you think wins faggot all the maoris in the world or nuclear fission which will blow you up.

  • CHOPSTICKS OF FURY

  • it was beast he was losing broke his arm he can fight without weopon

  • and he was losing too beast broke his arm then stabbet em in head

  • Dat Maori must be from Ngapuhi, If he would of fought one from Waikato . . It will be a different story! lol

  • @mahwee274 haha bro why so bitter.dont be like that...you got to forgive and forget.Us Ngapuhi dont harbour no bad feelings.whats done is in the past,we all family,one people.you probably part Ngapuhi anyway from all the people we took back up north as slaves.We're whanau cuzzy!!!do your whakapapa and get used to it.

  • They should do a monk vs a ninja...chinese are better at fighting...but ninja use weapons a little better i think?

  • No, the Maori uses brute force, the monks on the other hand use superior martial arts. Brain over bron

  • EVERYONE HAS TO ADMIT THAT A MAORI WARRIOR IS STRONGER THAN A LITTLE SHAOLIN MONK AND I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE IM HALF KIWI HALF MAORI AND ALL THE ASAIN AT ANY SCHOOL OR PLACE WOULD GET FUCKED RIGHT OVER FROM A NEW ZEALANDER AND IF ANY ASAIN WANTS TO DISAGREE THEY CAN GO TO NEW ZEAL AND THEMSELVES AND TRY AND SEE WHO WOULD WIN COZ IF YOUD HAV COMMON SENSE ITS COMPUTERIZED NOT REAL LIFE BECAUSE AN AVERAGE MAORI OR KIWI MAN WOULD FUCK UP ANY ONE AND I AM FUCKING DOMINATE TOO SO DONT FUCK WITH US

  • Everyone knows that shaolin monks beat all. i mean really? ive seen one do 50 hand stand push ups. . . with one fucking finger

  • stick to rugby boys

  • Lesson, dont ever fck with a chinese dude that knows real kung fu.

  • SHUT UR FUCKING ASAIN MOUTH COME AND SAY IT TO MY FACE AND WELL SEE WHO'D WIN IM A AVERAGE MAORI MAN SO COME TO ME AND WE'LL SEE WHOD WIN A FIGHT U LITTLE BITCH 

  • @TheMattSuperman not unless you got guns...

  • The moral of this story is: Do not blow raspberries at Shao Lin Monks.

  • 00:53 well that was conveniant now wasn't it?

    

  • Lol Asian guy was like wtf

  • Your forgetting something people! it's not about whos the better fighters were. It's about who had the better equipment for their fights. Monks had small easier weapons while the Maori had big bulkly weapons.

    Monks had weapons that where ment to fight bigger and dstronger. (on a side note)

  • Aside from the improbable beginning, I can understand why the Maori lost...He look, it's a little flippy guy with delicate toys! Probably just didn't take him seriously enough.

  • Maori are natural warriors !! Look at how ferocious the New Zealand All Blacks are ! A country of 4 million beats countries England (62 million) France (65 million) South Africa (50 million) Japan (127 million). Sure the Monks had metal weapons that Maori never had , but the true Natural Warrior was the MAORI !

  • @crazytempest Well, actually, Maori started to use Iron and Steel weapons in the mid 18th century. Still, you don't need metal to win a fight, just the knowledge to swing your weapon where it needs to. That and the fact that Shaolin Monks don't organize armies and don't start training in infancy like Maori did.

  • when the maori warrior started saying those weird words i would have legged it, instead of fight. LOL

  • and hes wearing shoes! what maori warrior wears shoes ; foul make mate

  • what the hell is up with his haka mate! making us maori look stupid

  • heres a tip never interrupt a meditating shaolin monk

  • come on who honestly stabs someone with chopsticks

  • whats up with that fucked up dance the moari warrior wasdoing in the begining

    

  • @Holysmokesrubenis It's called the Haka, if I'm not mistaken. The New Zealanders usually perform it before a rugby game.

  • @Holysmokesrubenis It is a part of Ka Mate Haka a posture dance performed before all confrontations most popular before rugby games as our national sport search you tube for kapa O Pongo, Ka Mate Haka and Timatanga for good full versions. This performance was pretty lame but when performed with tutoring by a team is very intimidating.

  • @Holysmokesrubenis

    It's basically a ritual they do to tell their enemy:

    I WILL KILL YOU! THEN COOK YOU AND EAT YOU!

  • ...phucken worst haka in the history of hakas!!

  • Haka! yeah!

  • people have been watching to many golden harvest films kung fu doesnt work in real life you retards moari warriors are battle proven shoalin monks aint Rommel didnt ask for 1000 shaolin warriors he asked for 1000 moari warriors and hitler would have ruled the world

  • @efsa111 search up best Maori haka. Then you will know it's not cheerleading. This is an American show, therefore it was a terrible haka shown in this video

  • @01sean Well no its not. lol, this is a tv show! its desined intirely by white ass americans

  • LOL AT THE FREAKING TAUNTING. Im gonna do that in the club this weekend. Will get in a good fight for sure.

  • I wanna see Shaolin Monk vs Hashshashin, not a ninja, a real Assassin from ancient persia :O

  • 0:12 come at me come at me! xD

  • Mortal Combat gone wild

  • maori guy:im gonna taste ur balls! ;P monk:nasi goreng bitch!

  • WTF????

  • Mauri cheerleading???

    0:00-0:20????

  • This one had me worried for a while. If they had awarded a win to the canibalistic savages based only on being impressed with some of their primitive weapons, I would never have watched again. The Shaolin Monk could win with just his staff. Probably even unarmed.