Harry Hill on Kelly Osbourne's Turning Japanese

[halomaster649]

Turn captions on at begining lol

[carlstss]

Why were some kids dressed in school uniform and others dressed in what can only be describe as prison unifroms.

[akumie2]

WHERE TO DOWNLOAD SHOW?

[GagaFan9698]

ROFL WEN THEY PUT THE SUBTITLE AS THEY SANG I LOVE U HARRY :'D

[Monumentum616]

Never before has a raising of the eyebrows made my sides split.

[Lilmisswendy21]

I wouldnt mind being here if i was a dog lol

[atomicmrpelly]

That was probably Harry's best pair of asides ever!

[Seshraw]

"it's always nice to hear that particular song...-__-"

[welshfilmbuff]

The last part really made it!

[vauxellx]

Can Kelly O.D already

[xxDannyMillerFanxx]

Kelly - "I wouldn't like to be here if I was a dog..."

Harry - *raises eyebrows* lol

[KaNELIVEZ1]

harry hill for prime minister

[DJCRooK3D]

The kids's faces say it all! lol

[MotorsportMonster]

What a fucking cunt he is

[webbhead92]

Hasnt she heard of Autotune?

[Garmort]

And now I present a toilet doing a wee.

[ufewl]

who are the ones in orange?

suicide bombers?

[ravenspheele]

@ufewl

A: That wasn't Funny.

B: That's Racist

C: That's politically Incorrect

[ufewl]

@ravenspheele actually it was mistaken as suicide bombers dont; wear orange, I was thinking of people about to be executed by al quaida in Iraq

[jadeclark42]

@ravenspheele

You fucking twat.

There was no racism in his comment; the likeness is to the Al Quaida prisoners held in Camp X-ray - better known as Guantanamo Bay. It has nothing to do with there race but to the fact that they are wearing orange type boiler suits, just what the American authorities dress the Al Quadia prisioners in.

And you do realise that Political Correctness is and has never been a good thing in the eyes of the British people; We British resent it.

[ravenspheele]

@jadeclark42 Right i'm English for a start and try reading his comment a few times, first off their Japanese school students not suicide bombers second, i don't really care about political correctness I'd thought I'd just throw it in there. It's the racism that got me, he explained his comment to me and i understand he meant the people that got executed in Iraq and i understand now he was just pointing out the uniforms and not the Japanese people themselves. And don't call me a twat.

[smileyfacemug]

@jadeclark42 I'm British. I don't resent it. What gives you the right to say what British people think? Dickhead.

[DJCRooK3D]

@ufewl I think you mean Kamikaze bombers!

[alexhamster1134]

harry shouldve stuck with medicine, hes a terrible comedian.

[dudette201]

@alexhamster1134

He's silly instead of witty. It just depends on people's orientation of comedy. But you're right. Why on earth.. when he had the brains for medicine.. did he choose to turn to Comedy?

[heartandsoul1988]

@dudette201 maybe he prefers comedy? maybe he wanted to make

a choice about his own life i know selfish using his freewill! i dunno some people

[Bilfo]

@dudette201 Because he can make a hell of a lot more money!

[jumpdance24]

@alexhamster1134

Grasshopper ! Better to be terrible comedian ........., than terrible doctor !

[hossoneninesixtwo]

@alexhamster1134 - but you're watching him...

[alexhamster1134]

@hossoneninesixtwo and im not enjoying it one bit!

[hossoneninesixtwo]

@alexhamster1134You masochist! - hope ur not w*nk*ng as you feel disgusted by it all...lol

[yolo1998]

His face after she says 'I wouldn't like being in here if I was a dog' lmao!!

[BieberPackUK]

HAHAHAH! love it

[chrisofnottingham]

"this is an actual show"

[MatrixWorld3D]

He can take the pissssssssss hahahahahaha

[rispekt786]

loveeeee harry hill tooooooooo much !

[matthewwood2010]

@RyanParsonsStudios haaahaa fuck you, get off cod

[sian0151]

what is the red thing at the end

[Pictipolly]

@sian0151 its a dopg washing machine sort of like a car wash

[amyxxxbaby]

yeah, the japanese language doesnt have the letter "l" in it, so they use "r" instead when saying borrowed words...but their "r" sound is a mixture of "r" and "d"...its been SO hard to teach my boyfriend how to pronounce "r" the english way!!

[matthewwood2010]

0:08 Facebook chat sound

[Khran1505]

"I wouldn't like being in here if I was a dog!" *Raise eyebrows*

Thumbs up if you agree with Harry Hill!

[Mercury205]

And why is Kelly Osbourne famous anyway? While your at it, why is Paris Hilton famous?

[shanustheanus]

@Mercury205 Kelly Osbourne is famous for being the seed of one of the best rock/metal singers ever to grace the earth...and turning out to be a nightmare bitch who loves herself. And Paris Hilton is famous for being the seed of a world famous hotel owner...and turning out to be a nightmare bitch who loves herself...erm good question i suppose...Easy answer. But never mind eh?

[Madcope2k9]

@shanustheanus yeah but difference is i would fuck paris hilton , and so would u if u had the chance

[antony492]

just love how he doesnt say anything and lets his facial expressions say the joke!

[BRBSIE2]

Harry Hill is a genuis

[coltmanm]

kelly looks a bit like my cousoin (sorry dont know how to spell it). harry hills so funny

[calderposse]

@coltmanm its cousin my friend

[louiecostello]

@calderposse good work calderposse, good work

[hairy0pothead]

That point about their accents is so true though lol some people can't say certain english letters but the Japanese can say them all, but they often swap them around lol. Oh herro Kerry, can i offer you some egg flied lice?

[louiecostello]

@hairy0pothead to be fair, they can speak english a lot better than we can speak japanese haha

[hairy0pothead]

@louiecostello good point lol

[NCONiall]

XD "Oh by the way i'm not making this up this is an actual show."

[KaraRoseDavidson]

@Lockedupbutstillfree i know!! haha

[Mercury205]

"I wouldn't like being in here if I was a dog"

*Raises eyebrows*

lmoa

[kaykayannm]

Shut the heck up! your not even funny

[Togepi271]

HAHAHA the ending, you couldn't write it!!

[Cymakil]

like the vid, but the quality is poor :(

[PlankofWood1]

The ending is the best XD

[SimplyRachie]

It's true about the Ls and the Rs.

The Japanese word for bow is rei, but it's pronounced "lei".

Same with the Japanese word for the number six. It's spelt "rokku" but it's pronounced "lokku"

[LongliveRocknRollX]

Harry's facial expression at the end is just brilliant

[InvaderSkat]

I think I nearly passed out with laughter xD

[tigertheneko2]

i love harry hill he's so funny. one of my fav comedians

[CallOfDutyHero123]

I don't know why you came to visit us but its better than double Geography, Watching Richard and Judy. Whats for dinner.? I Hope its Chips, It's Chips. Hope its Chips etc. XD HILARIOUS

[catuvelauni]

Why are you repeating it? wierdo.

[Whyisthisthat]

i like that song

[hyugaclan1234]

how come some of hte kids there r wearing orange jumpsuits instead of the uniform?

[redplague]

Prisoner's on day release?

[EditoMagica]

'i wouldn't like being in here if i was a dog' (haha, Harry's look after that comment!)

[Charlie1991P]

"That's cos they all think you're Kerry Katona" LOL

[LucyWhiterx]

btw, i havent made this up.

this is an actual show.

[amyxxxbaby]

hahah i watched one ep of that show and she looked like a marshmellow in a kimono

[Marvcohen]

Woof

[50rich50]

harry hill what a legend

the end is good haha

[BethGoth15]

I can't stand that song! (or the film, for that matter!)

[mackychloe]

love the look at the end!!!!

[SuperCosmica]

haha

[TheSami1973]

Harry Hill makes my Saturday Evenings! He's ace. A comedian that doesn't have to swear to be funny! :o) He gets my vote.

[chrisstarzy]

thats because u dont have a sence of humour...so that makes u the asshole

[TheCobraUK]

why do people type everything we have just watched?......it's ok people we have sound too and clearly hear what is being said!

[Robificastor]

Why do you have to be such a boring git?

[scapegirl101]

i cant belive its coming bak in only 8 hours! i love it!

[ShmoozaLoser]

Terrible choice of song, terrible singing voice, terrible hair, she looks like an unmade bed, what a mess !!, and before she teaches English she needs to learn how to speak it properly herself !!.

[TheEvilelvis89]

@ShmoozaLoser

so, you don't like her then yeah ?

[RichPlaystation]

@ShmoozaLoser Amazing how wrong someone can be huh?

[TheRocknRollZebra]

haha the never ending stoooryyyy

[xHollyxxxGerryx]

I hope its chips its chips i hope its chips etc. LOL!!!

[earthday100]

'' By the way, I haven't made this up...

This is an actual show!''

I love TV Burp! ^ ^

[devilgod60]

i wouldn't like being in here if i was a dog .....*raises eyebrows* lol brilliant

[meggiemooish]

i wudnt like being in here if i was a dog.

harry raises eyebrows! so funny!

[coolbabygirl2]

Wouldn't you just love to know what they really think of her

[Galacticmaster]

i just love his asides, where he addresses the camera personally

[CarpMagic95]

lol as if they wasnt gona know the missing word was story, thas well funny

[CarpMagic95]

lol never ending story !!

[BabiiDalek]

You know they call kelly kerry??

would they call me Errie instead of Ellie? O_o

[Hushhushshh]

Yeah, mose Japanese have difficulty pronouncing the L sound, if your name was written in Japanese is would be エリー　(Erii)

[BabiiDalek]

Oh, woww :D thats immense.

[Hushhushshh]

-1? but they dont have an L sound in Japanese and I have a Japanese friend called Erii :S fail.

[0xmnmx0]

I bet the Japanese kids are thinking "youre shit!"

[cheshirekat101]

i was :3 lol

no, seriously

[Soundfrequency]

2:06 - 2:08

Kelly looks like some creepy mental patient :<

[SimonGuy10]

LMAO You've just made my day lol

[georgiaBillK]

ur funny :L

[wiggleyparty]

A toilet doing a wee!

[jaws900]

Kellys a bitch!!!!!!

Litarally

[zeb120]

i love u HARRY HILL. ur the UNDISPUTED King of KINGS amongst media critique!!!

[Caldom92]

why the hell are they sitting on the floor

[ovavoo]

No....they are just tiny chairs

[Caldom92]

No there not

[markgg1]

its japanese culture you arrogant western closed minded fuk wit

[wungabunga]

Velly nice!

[lipgloss675411]

some schools do that or cant aford tables dumbass

[MaNia69MuKe]

The Japanese equivalent of "L" is a mix between L, R and a soft D, it's just sometimes they push the sound more toward L or R at different times.. So ya, as Kelly's a foreign name they'd switch between Kelly and Kerry because they were unsure how to say it..

...ANYWAY.

God Harry you're hilarious. <3333

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

WHY THE FUCK DO JAPANESE SCHOOLS LET EVERY FUCKING AMERICAN TEACH ENGLISH?

GOD DAMN

YOU COULD BRING A FUCKING FAT 40 YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE TOOTHLESS HOBO TO JAPAN

AND THEYD LET HIM TEACH ENGLISH

NOT EVERYONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH CAN TEACH ENGLISH

NOT EVERYONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH CAN EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH

IM lN INTERNET CHATROOMS WITH ALOT OF AMERICAN YOUTH IN THEM AND ABOUT 98% CANT SPELL WORTH SHIT.

[JakThePhantom]

i agree with you that they are letting some sh*t teachers into schools but:

"NOT EVERYONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH CAN EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH"

i don't understand?????

[fernibear]

i think he means, that they speak english but not proper queens english. just slang

[celebdiur]

She's English

[poniesinashed]

Well, your grammar is awful.

[justabloke1]

What a shit voice

[lipgloss675411]

couldnt agree more

[cosmickev1969]

I agree wit Ladyowar, his face at the end is priceless! I spat cheese omlette all over meself I was laughing so hard!

[LADYOWAR]

03:09 Brilliant face expressions xD

[sian0151]

never ending story bst movie

[everclear21]

2:09 - Some sneaky guantanamo escapees

[hossoneninesixtwo]

haha - well spotted ;>

[Monumentum616]

The final look to camera is absolutely priceless!

[transonicbuoy1]

I live in Japan. Can anyone tell me? Why is K Osborne on the telly in the UK?

[Killola12]

Cuz she's English

[swbhoy]

Her father is Ozzy Osborne, lead singer of heavy rock band Black Sabbath. She is famous through appearing with her father on the documentary, "The Osbornes" and now makes various celebity appearances based on that premise. I think she calls herself a singer but as you can see from that clip she is no better than the average karaoke singer. She is basically famous for being famous and cant do anything in particular.

[Killola12]

Well said.

[luvz4eva96]

uhhh shes english duh

[moewishaw]

She's not on telly. She just makes appearances here and there really.

[Angim350]

"I wouldn't like being in here if I was a dog..." that knowing look hehe

[UKSazzy67]

No need for Harry Hill to call her a dog, thats too personal. And how would you men feel if the boot was on the other foot and you were being criticised for your appearance? Would you criticise a downs Syndrome person for being fat and ugly when they can't help it? Why as a society are we so quick to judge by appearances? We can't all be perfect! And we all have to grow old! Male or female!

[GhilliedUp]

So all down syndrome afflicted people now fat and ugly according to you? lmao.

[LeighHobnob]

Wow!!! chill dude!

[pontypoolkopite1978]

What can you say?! Words do not do this genius justice.

[Jazeemynn]

lmao love Harry Hill :D

[fovbassplaya91]

He's won a BAFTA, think anyone cares what you think

[Taramriel]

Talentless cunt Osbourne!

[jharristheyamyam]

well why dont you take up medecine so you can find out the slowest way to kill yourself. then fo it

[mosherdude91]

Every comedian in the world uses something from life to, as you put it, "make funny". Harry Hill just uses TV, and he does it fantastically. If this doesn't appeal to you, fair enough. But he's hardly a parasite.

[elliewelly1]

ROFLL

now i am going to show you, a toilet having a wee!!!

Only the best are from england :]

Lee Evans, Harry Hill, We Have it all!!

[somethingratherfunny]

lee evans is actually welsh, he goes on and on about it in all his routines :(

[breezly85]

No he is from Bristol!

[somethingratherfunny]

oh yes, sorry my mistake.

he seems to have adopted welsh as his nationality now though since he moved to rhyl when he was young. he seems to have mentioned it in every routine i've ever seen him do.

[Jabbermouthrulz]

*gasps at elliewelly1* You forgot Peter Kay! *hums theme tune to Pheonix nights*

[MegaSimsPokemon]

Do you mean Geraldine McQueen?

[Jabbermouthrulz]

No. I mean Peter Kay, the guy who PLAYED Geraldine McQeen. You silly billy! :P

[MegaSimsPokemon]

NOO! Geraldine McQueen is real! :'-(

xD

[xxlozzymxx]

Haha. Phoenix nights.

Stranraaaa?

[mackychloe]

i love the wry look to camera at the end.

[adamturner2004]

singing? can it be called that? hahaha

[iluvmorrissey]

I haven't made this up, this is an actual show!! lol

[TomyMcCoid]

the dog bit is funny as hell

[LukeChucky]

Make her find the missing words in their song!

[Dukzom]

LOL!

[smakt33]

I'm not even from england and I love Harry Hill!

[basslinefisheh09]

EAR CATARACTS?

[mooseman2468]

absolute legend!! shame I think she is sexy in a strange kinda way?

[user1000003]

very strange kinda way mate

[mooseman2468]

Oh yes as churchill says!!

[ichsuka]

LOL at the look he gives to the camera xD

harry hills is so funny.

[themixtures]

ahhh XD i just love his voice XD lol a never ending storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! XD

[dim432]

nerver ending... never ending, no i dont know the answer

[Devebabi07]

hahahaha its the brilliant look he gives to camera at the end....'i wouldnt like it in here if i waqs a dog' lol....classic look:)

[rythererytnow123]

i love it

' i wouldn't like being in here if i was a dog'

thats cause they eat dogs so she was in a big microwave :L:L:L:P:D

[ILoveRichardDoidge]

Wow, you're fucking quick. I think Usain Bolt has got fierce competition for the next Olympics.

And what the hell is ":L"? Has your mouth had a severe stroke?

Its a laughing face. How old are you ??:P

Who doesn't no that

Who the Fuck are you ?