Target 2‐Day Sale: It's Here

[badvirgo14]

she been preparing for years!! <3

[Graciegoose137]

LMFAO

[coolvespa]

Like this if you came from the Galaxy Nexus thread

[teviRedd]

This is amazing!!!

[Dougieguy01]

Yeah, these commercials are disgusting.

[UpAndLeave]

@twin1010101010 Calm Down! Let people have their own opinions! Sure I didn't sleep in a tent but don't bash people if they do! At the midnight sale, Icame at 12:30, my friend bought Sensodyne, my mom bought dog food, I bought jeans! CALM DOWN!

[1234mh15]

I love her!!!

[Netta2424]

Lmfao love this she is awesome

[TotalDramaCountry]

My Hero.

[Teapot2580]

My dad hates this and i turned it all the way up! He got soo mad! But its fricking hilarious! XD

[tadpolily]

I love this woman!

[briitaanee]

she is having a consumer-gasm.

[Hyperborea2012]

Target, Walmart, and the bitch above screaming her head off to cheap chinese junk, are enemies to the republic.

[KingJamesBible]

From SGT:

Who on earth does this degrading and infantile advertising appeal to? I’ll tell you who. The sheeple.

As you watch this pathetic spot, keep in mind that there isn’t one item in that 2-Day Sale ad flyer that’s made in America. She’s hyperventilating over cheap Chinese slave goods, which is what the executives at Target want YOU to do. How sick is that?

This year, say NO to the dehumanizing experience of standing in long lines in the middle of the night, like cattle.

[dogbarker1981]

SGTreport just made this big, my Black Friday deal will be buying silver coins and bars at cheap levels today online from the comfort of my home :)

[ajfelix67]

Is THIS how big box stores actually think of us? Mindless consumers? One sale away from the NUT HOUSE?

[jkbutterfly92]

OMG FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!11

[JIMBOxJAMBOxDUCKFACE]

And the sheep go bahhh.. bahhh.

Madness of a loss society.

[NYzwolf]

Lol she looks like shes cracked out.

Seriously, Black Friday is kinda a joke though, i mean you wait in line for what ? a tv thats under priced by a few bucks (usually 10 - 30$), meanwhile online the same thing is selling 100$ cheaper... 90% of the people waiting online are gona get garbage deals on old/used/refurbished/open box/old model crap.

[NYzwolf]

@NYzwolf if anyone noticed, almost everything has been priced down for MONTHS, no one is buying anything, the American consumer is now essentially a myth , sure there are a few brain dead zombies running around with a credit card or two, but for the most part the economy is toast.

3000$ LED tvs are now averaging 1000-1300$..... I actually noticed PRICE INCREASES at some retailers , its all mind games, they bump the prices up a week b4 and then lower them to normal and call it a "sale" pfffff

[silverexplosion]

What a frickin retarded "sheeple" woman. Go buy your cheap chinese slave labor electronic crap. Get a frickin brain, and buy some gold, silver, land, food, guns, ammo,and pay off your debt, stupid fool american sheeple!

[eruption257]

@silverexplosion Dude. Calm down. It's a fucking commercial. That woman is not real, she's a stand-up comedian.

[UpAndLeave]

I saw this in a commercial, I am so glad she's back.

This is none the less creepy

[SilentNoise92]

This blows lol. The one where she is strengthening her this is better

[InTheZoneAC]

this lady is the perfect representation of how pathetic people are come black friday. the people that get trampled every year are just like this lady. corporate greed opening midnight ruining the employees thanksgiving and the people that go late, sad greedy materialistic world...

[Gabe13870]

Omg this lady is so freakin halerious!!!

[yony231]

this is a real orgasm

[MusicxForxThexDeaf]

my grandma thought this was a cat...........

[nataliefulton]

this commercial scares the shit out of me.

[Evolution7X]

Uhhh, was this ad supposed to be amusing? Stupid bitch stfu.

[Drique12]

My mom dialed 911 for this lady

[MuppetShowManiac]

i would hate to be her child.

[toadboy7493]

My reaction to zoobooks arriving.

[rikusroadtodawn]

What makes this funny is that I have a friend just like her!

[PespiDude89]

press 8

[PespiDude89]

press 6

[lsrcla]

My favorite!!!



[mirasango]

LOL!!! This is my mom I swear

[MrPeterJHill]

I love it. She could be on Saturday Night Live.

[MrPeterJHill]

This is the best. Their advertising agency is awesome.

[TelishaQJ]

@MrPeterJHill I was totally thinking the same thing! *q*

[manalu808]

She's hilarious. Some people need to relax. Or get laid.

[Percapita99]

@manalu808 Hilarious? Damn bro your sense of humor is awful. This broads screeching voice could break bulletproof glass and the acting is a joke. This ad could've been funny but instead it's an epic fail.

[Swimmisan]

@Percapita99 I spy a troll. Pssh. Doing it so wrong.

[68cupcake]

my mom thought that i was watching porn

[ManicRaider]

@68cupcake LOL. My mom thought my sister was freaking out about something.

[EmilyJustice96]

I honestly thought this was hilarious xD guys cmon.. It's a freaking commercial to get you ready for Christmas.. Grow up

[Niimki]

Look it is a Retail Whore! I have seen that sort of activity on crack and meth addicts. Sickening portrayal of what sucks in a materially driven society. Not funny at all. Disgusting.

[Exculsivedt]

THIS ONE IS THE BEST OF ALL!

[LoveableWen]

LOL!!! She is so funny!!!

[acbm]

Lol wtf bbq? (1st)