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wait a second what sex life?

JohnnyMarsBar 3 days ago

Hey, atleast it had more replay value than AC: Revelations does.

RollyPollyAction 4 days ago

@RollyPollyAction Replay value just means it wasn't good enough the first time.

FMicrowave 3 days ago

@FMicrowave no replay value means it was so good the first time it is worth going through it a second time.

BrightFilms117 2 days ago

Yahtzee has horrible sarcasm *sarcasm*

javalavadingdonglolz 6 days ago in playlist Zero Punctuation

Shaun Haysteens T_T

Hunterstiq 6 days ago

Every time I watch this and he goes "Cant think why!" I proceed to laugh my ass off for five minutes. And now my roommate is pissed cause I woke him up.

tpritcha100 1 week ago

And then revelations happened...

iamthechanceman 1 week ago

i just knew he would like the british guy (i cant remember his fucking name now)

gregour11 2 weeks ago

@gregour11 Shaun

axalara360 1 week ago

@axalara360 cheers

gregour11 1 week ago

I fucking hate Etzio... Overly melodramatic and cliched asshat with all the appeal of a crusty blowjob from a rusty broken harmonica coated with weaponized chlamydia.

For all his flaws and general lacking in emotion (which I actually liked as a refreshing realistic change of pace), at least Altair was somewhat relateable. And didn't fucking reek of Hollywood protagonist pie with a side dish of retard demographic appeal.

7CellarDoors 2 weeks ago

@7CellarDoors Yahtzee, don't you know it's bad to make other accounts to comment on your own videos? XD

Komathefox 1 week ago

Oh Yahtzee~ You're at it again~

brainnjnnn 2 weeks ago

I always thought games that people said should have been DLC should be given a chance, looked at, and shown why they needed to be games, but now MW3 and AC:R waltz into my room and stick their disease riddled cocks into my xbox to show me wrong

Ryan66772 3 weeks ago

they should sell the multiplayer separate :P

Zack0 3 weeks ago

I like Revelations MP more, but god damn, it's so glitchy and buggy... Lost my money on it and it's fucked up my PS3 big time. Brotherhood was okay, but needed much more types of matches. Instead of JUST Wanted/Manhunt. The others were never played.

RiyonnaSaysRawr 3 weeks ago

im shocked he didnt say anything about these games being filled with gimmicks.

paintballdude26 4 weeks ago

He should do revelations lol

RageUnchained 1 month ago

@RageUnchained Its on escapist magazine.com

Poleelop11 1 month ago

He really rubs me up the right way CANT THINK WHY!

TactiVideos 1 month ago

MORE GOD DAMN RUN OF THE MILL MOTHERF***ING MONEY!

TactiVideos 1 month ago

I fucking knew he was gonna like the snarky British guy.

ChevyGuy566 1 month ago

@russianelite123 he has reviewed it, the video is not on youtube, though

Shianai 1 month ago

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Shianai 1 month ago

''More fucking goddamn by the Jesus money!''

iSeiranai 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos

so hate multiplayers, if only i didnt need them to get the platnium i would never play them

Animefootlover 1 month ago

@Animefootlover

There are only two good multiplayers in my experience: TF2 (sometimes...) and Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (when you can find a fucking game)

Can't speak for Revelations yet.

Though, to be fair, I just don't much like people. Multiplayer is not an attraction to me. And yet, I still sank hours into Star Wars already...Maybe because the players there aren't as dim as other MMOs I've played. XD

Ygdrasel 1 month ago

1:12 "it's always the bloody nipple clamps with you isn't it"

Theraclese 1 month ago

I can't wait to see the AC: Revelations review done by this guy . . .

JHillvids 1 month ago

@JHillvids Check The Escapist website. It's up, but he's not too generous with it.

TheEdibleDonut 1 month ago

@TheEdibleDonut ah, ok. Thank you!

JHillvids 1 month ago

Greetings, from 2011! We're smarter here in the past then you people in the future will ever be!

UltimateKingSonic 1 month ago

Money... Money never changes.

Weemancake 2 months ago 3

@Weemancake i see your Bethesda reference there :D

50a1c 1 month ago in playlist ZP

Dang comment about shaun has more likes than the video itself

redbullgavemewiiings 2 months ago 6

3:55 XD

50a1c 2 months ago in playlist ZP

Everyone likes Shaun.

iSeiranai 2 months ago 4

"Ass Creed"

ShadowxSama 2 months ago in playlist Zero Punctuation 5

lol of course he liked the ending xD

mouzzly 2 months ago

@MyGamingLoL FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING ARROWS

Shnappervescence 2 months ago 44

@Shnappervescence well it did fuck his knee i think

superduperteacupshoe 2 days ago

Someone else that actually prefers the campaigns of most games over multiplayer?

THANK GOD

shadowmare97 2 months ago 136

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@shadowmare97 We're not as alone as you might think, my friend.

Barderoth 2 months ago

@shadowmare97 You are certainly not alone on that one.

NZLoneSniper 1 month ago

@shadowmare97 You have no idea how many people have issue with him shunning multiplayer. Seriously. And I second your thank god.

PsTwoKnight 4 weeks ago

@shadowmare97 You are not the only one :)

rupert484 3 weeks ago

If I were Desmond I would kick Shawns worthless ass. Tell him to quit bitching or I'd skull shank him.

Lochaby 2 months ago

alot of people want to see a Assassin's Creed in the French Revolution and sometime in Russia..........i want to see a Civil War one, or World War 1 (since that war is strangely ignored)

ShadowWolfRising 3 months ago

@ShadowWolfRising The black sheep of war :S

AnzaVids 3 months ago

@ShadowWolfRising kinda hard to go Rambo mode if your stuck in a trench

BloodyBunnyFilms 2 months ago

@BloodyBunnyFilms

Assassin's focus on stealth and getting behind enemy lines.

thats what it should entail

ShadowWolfRising 2 months ago

@ShadowWolfRising The problem is that it wouldn't feel much like an Assassin's Creed game if it's set during a time when most people are using guns. The guns in the Renaissance are slow and inaccurate enough that they can slide, but in a more modern war most of the established weapons would become useless. I mean, would you really want to see the hidden blade fall by the wayside?

mysterykcad 2 months ago

@mysterykcad if it was truly set in more modern times the character would be a female, it would be in Asia and using a modern gun would led to a game over

BloodyBunnyFilms 2 months ago

@BloodyBunnyFilms That's an interesting idea, but I just don't see it happening. There'd be no reason not to use the most effective equpiment possible, and the Assassins are clearly the type who would take any combat advantage they can.

mysterykcad 2 months ago

Got it, played it, and completely agree it's all the same stuff and I was also skeptical about the multiplayer until I tried it out and ended up loving every stabbing minute :) also I love the more killing less talking aspect

KelseyWolf 3 months ago

so...to get assassin's creed brotherhood or not....hmmmm....

devilvoyaa 3 months ago

@devilvoyaa I'd say get it it's cheap now and it's a good game to keep your attention for awhile.

Lunardivider24 3 months ago

Lol... I actually had Lost Planet 2 before watching the video or hearing about it.

TheStoopad 3 months ago in playlist Zero Punctuation

lol the credits: "Historians now believe he was gay"

FullMetalAwesome7 3 months ago

I think Shaun is the in-game representation of Ben, in which Ubisoft finally takes into consideration reviews like this.

TeChaff 3 months ago

LOL Ass Creed 2

TornadoATP 3 months ago

Sarcastic British Guy? Of course we all love Shaun...

redyrnogardash 3 months ago 9

Protips for developing the next Assassin's Creed Game

LESS MONEY

WORSHIPxCHAOS 3 months ago

STAB!

Str8Faced 3 months ago

How did I know that Shaun would be his favourite character? That makes me giggle, which i somehow manage to pull off in the midst of the amused hysterics already induced by the video itself. *golfclap* Well played.

mythosrattus 4 months ago

humans beings are grabby entitled selfish ugly stupid evil cock-stoppers

skeleboy333911 4 months ago

Can't think why! LoL.

0x28 4 months ago

i love this guys reviews, though if i meet him i would most likely want to shoot him in the balls within 10 minutes :) the dude has a very grrr mind :)

Eilzie 4 months ago

loves ending hahahaa

monkleymania123 4 months ago

revelations has cut down on the form fillingbut has become stupid with genades, bombs and i think the pistol comes back with a semi-autou pgrade

TheSquiggleface 4 months ago

"MORE FUCKING GOD DAMN BY THE JESUS MONEY!" I lol'd so hard at that. It's the only part I ever really watch anymore in this video :3

DarkAssassin2259 4 months ago

and yet revelations is still more Ezio

catgeeks 4 months ago

@catgeeks and Altair

Ironbat92 4 months ago

"What happened to you, Enzio? You sold out. It used to be about the KILLING!"

chenalos 4 months ago 4

I wonder if Ubisoft actually based Shaun off Yahtzee...I CAN DREAM.

Galondrex 4 months ago 3

Oh the Assassins creed revelations review I believe is gonna end in death and misery

360Bleachfan 4 months ago

Ezio's story isn't quite finished yet. There's still a lot he has to find out before he dies. Then again Altair's story was quite finished yet either. And that's why we get to play as both of them in the next game!

Can't fucking wait. I missed Altair.

Noise509 4 months ago

hahahahaha want wait to see him review about ACR XD

amy0w0 4 months ago

Shame we're getting yet another Ezio game then. lol

YorkJonhson 5 months ago

i love all the assassins creed games (yes even the one on psp and the one on ipod touch/ i phone), but i have to agree with you on this one about the multiplayer, yahzee, it is very repetative.

but i love all of your vidoes. they brighten up my day, everyday.

yamilibby 5 months ago