Ashley Cole - Phone Up Your Arse

[coxi666]

When you think about the fact that he got bummed by Sol Campbell...well Sol Campbell is a big black bloke, and Ashley Cole is very petite in comparison. What I am saying is that Ashley mush have an asshole like a yawning hippo's mouth. He must have been destroyed!

[dazzzdelux]

amazing - from a celtic fan

[whitecab1]

that's fucking outstanding mate. top job.

[Acccusative]

cashly cole is the most overated left back in the world. gibbs is much better !!

[UncleMikeNJ]

At the end, Terry seems to be saying, "Frank, I know you'll eat anything, but do you really want soul food?"

[UncleMikeNJ]

I think I know why he did it.

Somebody offered him a lot of money if he'd do it.

[BayernbabyArsenal]

Maybe the Whole thing about Cashley sticking a phone up his arse was a way of Chelsea's Initiation.

[BayernbabyArsenal]

haha swordfighter

[BayernbabyArsenal]

27 dislikes from Jose

[ControllerBuster]

how bad whoud it to get a used phone and find out it was "used" by ashley cole. im a chelsea fan and even i hate i mean how much of a pric can u be ?

[5656565656able]

@astonvillaking knobhead.

[jack34512ify]

FACT cheryl and ashley got married because cheryl had to prove she was not a racist and he wanted to prove he was not gay ............ honestly this is true

[edcase22uk]

@jack34512ify Even if she was racist, look at the people she could have chosen instead. She'd have been better off letting Yakubu knob her off.

[mzruk4me]

Fuk yu all I love ashley and I stuck a phone up your mums arse

[BayernbabyArsenal]

@mzruk4me GUNNERS FOR LIFE!

[DustyAndPistolPete]

24 dislikes are from Jermaine Jenas

[awsomejenandleah]

why'd you wanna go and score against arsenal your a chelsea ledgand and your bird is so fit

[Jinngoo123]

why'd you wanna go and stick a phone up your arse?

[arsenalking99]

@richbichjon when did i say evra was shit its just that he and rooney take it in turns on their rentboy hanandes

[MrGotwood2010]

does he say sword fighter at the start?

[Jinngoo123]

@MrGotwood2010 yeah :L

[lazarous69]

@MrGotwood2010 Yes he does, love it, lol.

[g67kj]

@astonvillaking Are you dumb? He's not even jamaican yo dumbass. I know you don't like him but no need ot get all racist.

[CRmegacoolCR]

When he goes out With jermain jenas he likes to play with jermain's penis

[CRmegacoolCR]

When he gose outt with jenas he likes to play with jermains penis :D

[Littlek97]

@grimehero95

I saw that LOL

[Littlek97]

Nice one...BATTY BOY!!!

but to be fair cheryl cole isn't a brass she's fit.

[AstonVilla82thebest]

CASHley COLE.

[arsenalking99]

evra would suit chelsea coz hes a CUNT aswell tapping up nasri

[RichBichJon]

@arsenalking99 stfu evra is an amazing LB and both chelsea and arsenal are shit

[dududugary]

he's still the best left back in the country doesnt mean he's not a cunt though

[MrGotwood2010]

did he really stick a phone up his arse?

[coxi666]

@MrGotwood2010 yes. the papers even had photos, but were not allowed to air it, because so many fucking bigots are in football that he would just receive abuse. He was also rumoured to have had sex with Sol Campbell and Pennant. No jokes.

[JoeyLisle]

oh ashley cole hes a fucking ass hole he fucking ass hole!! im going stared tht song on 15 may when Newcastle go to Chelsea

[nettied99]

@JoeyLisle stupid jawdee muppett

[JoeyLisle]

@nettied99 fuck u daft cunt

[nettied99]

@JoeyLisle you you calling daft cunt, stupid jawdee muppett, T T TEESSIDER!! utb

[JoeyLisle]

@nettied99 u can't spell mate

[nettied99]

@JoeyLisle im a teessider you moron, understans the lingo you stupid jawdee pleb

[JoeyLisle]

@nettied99 i mean u can't spell the word geordie!!! what a daft cunt we got here every 1

[pjc36991559]

@JoeyLisle your both wankers ftm

[nettied99]

@JoeyLisle if you were were a JAWDEE you would get it you thick C U N T

[g67kj]

@nettied99 Fuck Teesider's It's all about Brummies!

[billiepipersteeth]

ha ha brilliant - hopee he's seen it

[jd7x7jd]

i like ashley cole

[izzy1581]

Hes gay, cheryl is a racist, thank god their fake marriage is over. He can now b gay & proud - I saw the vid in 06, it was def him nasty cunt

[AnotherCherylSoldier]

You May Hate Ashley, but He Is The Real Winner, He's The One being Paid Thousands Of Grand A Week! Do You? Thought Not. Oh And If Any Of You Start On Cheryl I'll Rip Your Balls Off. :)

[karlosnod]

@AnotherCherylSoldier lol how is earning thousands a week a winner Ashley is a dick who brings a gun to the Chelsea training field and shot it at a guy on work experience if that doesn't say asshole and don't know what does lol

[SpockHD]

@karlosnod Is that thing actually real?

[TropicalGooner]

@AnotherCherylSoldier Over the computer?

[droptopsixfo]

Click 1:06 then click 3:06! Same crying baby different shirt!

[grimehero95]

Oh wait thats BENTley

[grimehero95]

Lol at 2:24 when hes huggin jenas if u look on the right is darren BENT!

[ItsFunTV]

lol Ashley Cole Gay! LOL xD

[monkeyspunkmoped0502]

Funny song. But it's ironic that it's probably made by an Arsenal fan about a money grabbing treacherous cunt with questionable sexual preferences as I'm pretty sure one of them went from Spurs to Arsenal a few years back! And don't be so quick to jump on Cheryl Cole's side folks, remember before she was with Cole she was just the one from Girls Aloud who beat up a nightclub toilet attendant and called her 'n****r', and these rumours about Cole were already circulating. Their marriage was a sham

[123danielburnett]

WANKER 

[TheStephanieJustine]

Ashley cole is a F****k dirty scum bag who can not keep his hands of dirty girls. He had a lovely stunning wife who loved him and cared for him and all he did was cheated on her over and over again.

[BigEricHunt]

@TheStephanieJustine What are you talking about? Cheryl Cole was the dirtiest whore of the lot. Check out all her fuck me slag tags in bikini photos.

[fkamlow1951]

North Landan for life! Fuck Chelski

[bazzernater]

cole is a legand

[darkmaster049]

what song is this a parody to???

[XXmakavellyXX]

Brilliant!everyone knows he a fudge packer and a **sehole

[RichBichJon]

Oi why don't you shove a phone up your arse Martin you racist prick go die you racist perfetic cunt

[thumpah]

This never get old :))

[Christo08XD]

chelsea muppets lol

[RVDExtremeRules]

Brilliant!

[richythepianoman]

LOL funny lyrics. I think everyone hates him, if I was him i'd fuck off abroad

[MrTrauMaaa]

SHIT PRICK ' Geal Clichy ' FOR THE WIN

[ZootmanBosco]

eh no they dont only, you twat

[Squab1972]

Ashley Cole is a Chelsea rentboy

Piss off to Spain Cashley you traitor

[mrdturpin]

fuck off to spain ya useless filthy cunt

[mannny540]

@martinbormann1000

you mad?

[hubcaphubcap]

JT's Faggot Rentboy!

[DrToonhattan]

I wonder if he can still get a signal up there.

[happyperson05]

chelsea judas traitor, mobile on vibrator......up his bum. LOL

[revolutionarybadass]

ha ha ha ha great! chelsea judas traitor

[mosharybobo]

swordfighter!!!!!!! dude that is classic

[mick818522]

Rest in peace Ashley.

[nathansafc1]

i think he is gay because who the fuck wud cheat on there wife if they were cheryl cole!!!

[nattoumeboshiman]

@nathansafc1

I would. She looks like Michael Jackson in his latter years.

[nathansafc1]

@nattoumeboshiman are you a completely gay or just not thinking properly

[ILoveGirlsAloud4Ever]

HAHA love it !!

[AllAboutMEHStudios]

All those rumours about him could be what drove him to cheat on his wife, to try and over-compensate. Either way this is an excellent cover of a great song

[s0nikfx]

such a fucking wanker

[nw5londoner]

fuckin neva gets old xD

[topbirdsarah]

looooool very funny!!!! :D x

[stupidjunk878]

How could he fit a phone up his arse?

[matthall001]

the same way gay men stick cocks up his ass, com'on u shud knw

[GlenFC15]

if theres a will, theres a way

[DaveHullCityFan]

Cos he is such a big arse hole

[Antony523]

even chelsea and england fans hate him

[nettied99]

@Antony523 - best left back in the world, FACT!!!

[TheSMC2009]

OMG yes!! amazing video!! Trashley is such a TWAT!! what a wanker! awesome vid! love the song!

[GirlsAloudXfactorFan]

YEAH!!!! great song!!!!! i hate him soo much!!!!! i dont get how he could do that too cheryl!!!!! hes an asshole!!!!! thanks for posting!!!!! song is the best!!!!!

[stevo1981zander]

now this shit is serious we got what ? 4 months to put together the best england team we got.Well thats gonna be hard when there all shagging each others girls.I think let bridge knock fuck out of terry n put this shit to bed the only problem after that is whos after our cheryl n tab ash cole.2010 the year of the cheat !

[stevo1981zander]

Wat a scum bag ..no 1 with any respect goes to the enemy greedy bas*ard.lay off our cheyrl tho fellas shes hot n not daft,lets hope she leaves him this time the tosser.big pay check big ego.......TEAM BRIDGE. yours truely the blacknwhite mag

[kaz271]

loll

[kylied2007]

10 men went to bed with ash fuck that wanker we got gallas we love you arsenal we do arsenal till i die

[Pentdad]

Ashleys problem is has zero charisma, apart from his grating ever so slight nastiness on the pitch.

Just today I saw him trying to get Song sent off, while John Terry (who got fouled by Song) just walked away.

Charisma: Beckham, Crouch, Bentley, Defoe, James

Zero Charisma: Cole, Lampard

[throbule]

I love this song!

Ashley is of course, an arse, and I'd call him a c**t too but it would be a gross insult to a womans vagina.

[FreestyleJamie]

@ohugitmeueffingc y r u so sad 2 kno ashley coles iq u his old boyfriend or sumit ?? evry1 h8s him not jus builders !

[evilcraig14]

Cole is class leftback

PNE PNE PNE

[ganegar7]

"hes fucking useless"

Best leftback.

[johnconnett]

oi dont be nice to him a cunts usefull

hes fucking useless

[jamesmorgan2008]

haha ashley get outpasted no dont think so hes the best lb around

[parkey12321]

its a shame a you are a arsenal fanatical cunt so really, youre just a jealous cunt because he went to a better team.

I think dying in a fire is the best thing for you all to do.

[gangstainmyblood]

ashley hole ha ha dat lil ass mole

keep on gunnin arsenal

[xXNisrXx]

hahah omg fucking hilarious, judas traitor!!

come on arsenal!!

no matter what we'll keep on gunning and we'll destroy chelsea next time along with liverpool, manu and any other pricks who think were shit

[Lasermannen]

Chelsea cunt

Shit club no history

[colsh1690]

why does he want to stick phones up his eeez asss his missus is stunnin and yet he likes phones up eeez asssss!

[madastres]

he is a man who is living his dream life,playing for chelsy and living with the most beautiful and brightest lady of the england. A real queen,,,,,,,,enjoy ashly your life as always,millions love you and dream to be like you,,,,,xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxx

[REDKNAPPisaJEWDAS]

Cheryl Cole might be fit but she is a thick geordie tart, how can you think she is intelligent she talks crap on x factor and lets him cheat on her. She is a stupid female, one of many stupid girls who take there husbands back time and time again. And as a Pompey fan I don't want to be anything like that dirty rent boy. Quality song. PUP

[stevo1981zander]

maybe she belives in second chances u tool.cant expect u to understand u bein a pompy sailor boy.. spunk swallower .....later dick

[REDKNAPPisaJEWDAS]

I'm a taxi driver actually you fuckin tool. She obviously doesn't cos she's just dumped him you fuckin prick. You sad cunt obseessing about celebrity lifestyles. You sun reading moron get a ife , Cheryl couldn't give a fuck if you live or die lol.PUP

[stigmundfreud]

taxi driver + your grasp on English, probably Somalian? Yusuf that you?

[REDKNAPPisaJEWDAS]

Fuck off you celebrity obsessed fool. Get a life you mug. PUP

[tombeckitt]

twat

[stevo1981zander]

why dose he cheat tho what do u need that cheryl cant give .......dick head big wagers big ego

[GaForEverCnnsk]

so is ur dad u cunt sucker

[WoodsC18]

Ashley cole, what a wanker!

[ganegar7]

Rather the plastic blues than the plastic reds

[Vitu09Liverpool4life]

gr8 song

What parody is this?

[robd5904]

haha i tink its fuckin funny lol

[SeriesHitter]

I think u r the one who's gay, Hater!

[GaForEverCnnsk]

init ashley cole is the best

[doubledeckers]

I hope he sues you. Don't think you're anonymous just because you're hiding behind YouTube. Who cares what his sexuality is or what he likes to do in private. Good on him for exploring what turns him on, if he did. You must be really uptight.

[oo0pulse0oo]

er your gay

[doubledeckers]

Yes I am but I know loads of straight couples play around like this. Liking a bit of ass play doesn't mean a man is gay.

[oo0pulse0oo]

if anything goes up the ass, your gay

[derbz111]

haha how did you work that out? ronaldo quoted that his best memories of the prem was his hard battles with a.cole

[jamesmorgan2008]

ashleys class better than clichy

[NickSayle]

love it!!!!

[boom10123]

ha ha ha he is fuckin gay

[jack4michelle]

Just Jack - Starz In Your Eyes!!

[Clazzy8]

Whats the original song?

[christian2oo2]

over-rated cunt

[derbz111]

how the fuck can you say that u wanker

r. barcalona offered £20 million for him. barclona the best team in the world. ronaldo ( best player in the world) sed his toughest opponent is cole. so where the fuck is he shit. two own goals hell some people have scored two own goals in one game. thats two own goals in 7years. go fucking collect some foreskin you jew

[SLCBGKO]

One of the best left backs in england? Thought so......faggits

[dkleiner11]

suck a dick and cry

[dkleiner11]

fuck off bastard

[xDParis]

LMFAO stick a phone up ur anus :L

[joshdc94]

haha, batty boi. SCUM

[magestic99]

''AAAASSHLY COLE''

LOL

[AlizeCiz]

CUNTTT!!!!!!!!!

[AdamTbfh]

LMFAO!

[jordieee632]

why does everyone hate this dude?

[FlyingRat1]

60-70 grand a week at Arsenal. Total Arsenal fan. Decides to make the trip across London to Chelsea for more moneys. Called Arsenals offer for a new deal a disgrace. Nuff said.

[StOkIe5554]

this songs funny as fuck !

[adidanz3]

HATERS!!!

[imudger]

lol luv the way u gooners still think arsenal is a big club just like newcastle and leeds are still big and i think today city proved that 4th place is theres no more campions league football for the goonerslol and january arshavin will fuck off 2 play at a "big" club

[alipindahouse123]

5 games of the season gone lol, i do not support a team in the premier league but saying that a team has proved they will finish a 38 game season in the top 4 after 5 games is just idiotic.

[ARCHIE666G]

go n fuk ya self ya cunt we will see @ the end of the season!!!!!! CUNT!!!!

[gogunners05]

wow, brilliant song!!

total wanker

[Nnanden]

GERAINTISMYHERO

[Aziznesinolmez]

fucking monkey!! hes wif married with him coz of hes money!!!

[ezekielthemack]

A pasty ugly semi-literate prick like you is obviously jealous.

[LUFCpickerzWACCOE75]

funniest vid on youtube and im a leeds fan

[LUFCpickerzWACCOE75]

speak english please

[powerking23]

waterstone21 13 tittles to 3 m8, ur a shit small club!

[ckelly202]

quality vid

[waterstone21]

arsecunts 1 - 4 CHELSEA

[RubberDude123]

haha i watch this over and over and it still makes me laugh HAHA

[banjomonkey13]

hold on arsenal u numnuts if cole is a batty boy at chelsea wat happens when he goes back to arsenal is he still a batty

[tfcian]

haha do you think that is likely?

[magestic99]

i wish cheryl cole shags one of the arsenal players to take revenge from cole ,.,

[blablabla38]

FAG

[wcwomac]

Ashley cole what a cunt

[imudger]

since u became a chelsea person ur problems have worseded how exactly?? by winning more trophies plaing with a better team so you can improve and getting payed more no offence gooners but ur song dosnt make sense and ur all just pissd off because the best left back in the world is a big rival club wat is it 5years no trophies ad u finished 4th i think 10 points behind chelsea and 19 behing united. Now 4 a sing along(who r ya who r ya who r ya who r ya)

[jvella7]

no here is a song.... shit club no history, shit club no history, shit club no history, shit club no historyyyy

where were u wen u were shit, where were u wen u were shit.....

[imudger]

u say shit club no history i say ace club making history and when u talk about history i cant help but think 5 years without a trophy actually makes arsenal a shit club and makes arsenal history ur gunna be like leeds and newcastle soon