I'm fairly certain that Cave was ill prior to the moon rocks. Or at least, was on his way. I'm going to guess asbestos-based lung cancer agitated by the dust from grinding the rocks. He DID go on for a bit about the asbestos before.
Did anybody else think it sounded like he was having sex with GLaDOS? Because she was going: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Take the lemons! Yeah! Oh I like this guy... and you get my point. Not to mention later in the videos Wheatley starts sounding like he's having an orgasm after Chell completes a test. Were people thinking with dirty minds when they created this game?
Wow, this was convenient. I had no idea what chapter/level I was on so I thought I'd just click this video. Starts at the exact same place I'm stood at aha.
Cave got sick from crushing the moon rocks into dust. Not from the gel itself. Chell never makes contact with moon rock dust, only the gel it's mixed into. And she walks on her toes (due to the Aperture things she wears, not sure what they're called), as far as I'm aware, so if she walks over it, it's not a huge threat. Just don't lick your toes, Chell.
@HelloKittysFriend418 Chell isn't getting sick because Cave inhaled the crushed moon rocks before its was gel so the gel doesn't make people sick and GLaDOS doesn't get sick because she is a robot in a potato
@thisguyisawsome123 The white gel basically creates a "wall" that you can use to shoot portals onto. So wherever the gel is, you can put a portal there. :)
@HelloKittysFriend418 Cave was already sick with Mercury poison when he started the Portal tests. Aperture Science used to make shower curtains for the Military but once Cave got sick with Mercury poison he focused his company on teleportation, repulsion gel, etc. The gel that Cave made out of moon rocks made him even sicker. Neither Chell nor GLaDOS has mercury posion. So thats why Chell and GLaDOS don't get sick by the gel.
@HelloKittysFriend418 It can't make GLaDOS skic, because she's a potato/computer and I don't think it's the gell that's poisonous, it's ground-up moonrocks. Or if it is the Gell, maybe it has been improved since he got sick?
So if Wheatley is running the facility, it's safe to say the Enrichment center is Wheatley's body. Now think of this: If that white stuff is pouring out everywhere, does that mean Wheatley jizzed in his pants? He does say he gets an orgasm when he tests...
GLaDOS runs the place and Wheatley is stupid? WHY DON'T THE TWO MORON ROBOTA MAKE UP THEIR MINDS??? Wait... their morons -.- at least that's what GLaDOS said...
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Anyone have the Combustible Lemon weapon in Garrys Mod? Its pretty much a fire grenade, and every time you throw it, Cave Johnson yells out "CUMBUSTIBUHL LEMIN!!"
seriously they say damn a LOT in this game. The esrb has realy givin this game a lite rating
VvVLuffyM2 1 day ago
I'm fairly certain that Cave was ill prior to the moon rocks. Or at least, was on his way. I'm going to guess asbestos-based lung cancer agitated by the dust from grinding the rocks. He DID go on for a bit about the asbestos before.
BloodPearlPrincess 2 days ago
Did anybody else think it sounded like he was having sex with GLaDOS? Because she was going: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Take the lemons! Yeah! Oh I like this guy... and you get my point. Not to mention later in the videos Wheatley starts sounding like he's having an orgasm after Chell completes a test. Were people thinking with dirty minds when they created this game?
horsecrazypeep101 4 days ago
that part about the lemons made me laugh so hard haha. So funny xD
Catzzyz 6 days ago
ya take the lemons ya lolz
mnms456 1 week ago
So that's how Cave (maybe) Died. Mercury Poisoning.
123Rachee 1 week ago
wow looks like some one is angry -.-"
7JELLYJAMM7 1 week ago
you should apply for youtube partnership
MineMasters10 1 week ago
glaDos had orgazem????
ELkayal2100 2 weeks ago
I REALLY hope that the white liquid is ground moon rocks and NOT what I think it is
507764CAT 2 weeks ago
I find it EXTREMELY hard to believe that Chell is impervious to ground up moon rocks, repulsion gel, AND acceleration gel.
MrLolfreak21196 2 weeks ago
@MrLolfreak21196 I suppose you didn't read the second top comment?
the9bishop 1 week ago
HE SAYS WHAT WE ARE ALL THINKING
rarestrawdragon 3 weeks ago
Wow, this was convenient. I had no idea what chapter/level I was on so I thought I'd just click this video. Starts at the exact same place I'm stood at aha.
XelferefleX 3 weeks ago
Let's burn down their houses! With lemons!
labmjnj 3 weeks ago
karolne is GLados?
user775ful 3 weeks ago
0:23 chell you got some cu- uhh... well you will figure it out..
mrXD57 1 month ago
@strike3youdie actually, I think THIS is funnier....
AGH, a bird! Kill it! It's evil! Oh, it flew off. Good. For him. Back to thinking.
cjimmy99 1 month ago
who's watching this for the story!
minecraftbomber09 1 month ago
Honestly i thought GLaDOS was having an orgasm when she was saying "Yeah! Yeah! OH GOD F*CK YESSS!!"
ZetatheSixth 1 month ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360) 2
Cave johnson:the only person who can give a potato an orgasm.
JackMLupin 1 month ago 4
why isn't the potato burning up in the incandescent particle feilds?
AkitheHedgehog224 1 month ago
@AkitheHedgehog224 Because she's physically attatched to the Portal Gun, making her a part of it.
FluttershyXxXx 4 weeks ago
Lol that lemon have in gmod..toybox
kensukekudo1 1 month ago
I DON'T WANT ANY LEMONS I JUST WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!
AND, YOU'RE FIRED!
mrzorro130 1 month ago
39 people had there house destroyed by a combustible lemon..... i cant belive no one siad that yet
thetronnerd01 1 month ago
am i the only one who spent an hour filling up this first room up entirely with portal gel?
finalanarky7 1 month ago
@finalanarky7 no, you aren't
czarmorte 2 weeks ago
My house got blown up by combustible choco-nades, A.K.A. Chocolate grenades. I wonder if Cave Johnson did it...
MisslemikeTheBrony 1 month ago
Chell needs a long fall boot to wear on her face. She does seem to hit a lot of things face first xD
BigPapaKaiser 1 month ago
@BigPapaKaiser Or maybe long-fall gloves.
E1craZ4life 1 month ago
So...GLADoS is on your side, and wheatley is the bad guy? That can't be right
Supadupa60 1 month ago
GLaDOS is a pyromaniac!
RpGfreak901 1 month ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
0:06 that's not a gel D:
GODofTimewaste 1 month ago 2
@GODofTimewaste perv lol
MyPetZombie5 1 month ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
@BlackRose2251 U STOLE MEH NAME TT~TT lol xD
BlackRose2442 2 months ago
GLaDOS for president of Earth. I know that seems like a bad idea, but with motivational skills like that she has my vote.
CosmicGiggalo 2 months ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
861 people get a million dollars went they're 27
metallica25011 2 months ago
man milk maybe
nevermindi 2 months ago
dude glados was having a orgasm wtf!!!!
LordEvilton18 2 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
wow....glados got off on the lemon speach. lol
hitler8me 2 months ago
Cave got sick from crushing the moon rocks into dust. Not from the gel itself. Chell never makes contact with moon rock dust, only the gel it's mixed into. And she walks on her toes (due to the Aperture things she wears, not sure what they're called), as far as I'm aware, so if she walks over it, it's not a huge threat. Just don't lick your toes, Chell.
Nozomichan221 2 months ago
@Nozomichan221 *Licks* Eewwww this isn't milk
AmericnOsttle10 2 months ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
it looks like milk and A n other thing
emangamerdude6 2 months ago
so the blue gel makes you jump high/ the orange gel makes you go fast/ what dose the white stuff do???
metalgarurumon669 2 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
@metalgarurumon669 It allowes you to make portals on walls, where you normaly couldn't make one :D
Toastys1o 2 months ago
@metalgarurumon669 it allows you to make portals
czarmorte 2 weeks ago
Oh. My. God.
MY house got burned down by a combustible lemon (not really).
The lemon speech is the funniest part of the whole game. Thumbs up if you agree!
strike3youdie 2 months ago 81
Portal,are you gelin'?
Endoflands 2 months ago
Lemon+greenade= lemonade.
Mangobitz 2 months ago
@Mangobitz you spelled grenade wrong
skullknight1573 2 months ago
@HelloKittysFriend418 Chell isn't getting sick because Cave inhaled the crushed moon rocks before its was gel so the gel doesn't make people sick and GLaDOS doesn't get sick because she is a robot in a potato
Zurtain 2 months ago
even though the white stuff is poisin what dose it do
thisguyisawsome123 2 months ago
@thisguyisawsome123 It poisons you. That's mostly what poison does.
Suparawesome 2 months ago
@thisguyisawsome123 The white gel basically creates a "wall" that you can use to shoot portals onto. So wherever the gel is, you can put a portal there. :)
CommanderBuri 2 months ago
@xChiyukix I do!
KopaXTani 2 months ago
Whats that white stuff from what I can tell it's stic- Eeeeewwwwwwwwwww.........
TheStoopad 2 months ago
@damnhedge3 ..Thanks lol. Guess I'm really naive xD
missmuggledetector 2 months ago
@damnhedge3
Oh really, and no I never played this game. That was just a guess xD
xChiyukix 2 months ago
Thanks i was stuck on level 5
kimax211 2 months ago
GLaDOS is caroline
Zambobway1996 2 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
Does anyone else think GlaDOS is Caroline? @_@
xChiyukix 2 months ago
I wanna make some lemonade now [GLaDOS]:Yeah!
SWARMisDarkWASP 3 months ago
man thats so nasty
Shiro1450 3 months ago
its it even possible to die in this game? I mean, you can fall from any ledge, get shot at, and get covered in that jell and still walk out a-ok.
MRE131805 3 months ago in playlist Portal
@MRE131805 Yes. Stay in the bullets long enough, on the laser long enough, fall into water or stay on the gel long enough, and you'll die.
JGD714 3 months ago
What does the white gel do?
missmuggledetector 3 months ago
@missmuggledetector Upon observation, it appears to allow you to place a portal on any surface.
Shadowtamer16 3 months ago
@Shadowtamer16 Okay thanks! I was wondering lol...
missmuggledetector 3 months ago
@missmuggledetector it allows you to place portals on it :)
Nickelizer 3 months ago
@Nickelizer Thankies (;
missmuggledetector 3 months ago
I was laughing histerically when GLaD0S was like "YEAH! YEAH! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN! ooh I like this guy!"
BlackRose2251 3 months ago
6:13 I would NEVER think of that...
Foodfast123 3 months ago
Fuking pub
jellobin 3 months ago
wait, wouldn't the emancipation grip get rid of GLaDOS?
Respectthegore365 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
someone make a remix of GLaDOS T-pain
TAKE THE LEMONS
Zoruafan999 3 months ago
burn the people. burn burn burn. lemons
TheSymRevolution 3 months ago
01:30 FUKKEN LEMONS YEAH
SirAlexander931 3 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
Wait a minute, the point of making combustibale lemons is to storea mans intelligence on a disc??? lol
ImYourFoxyGrandpa 3 months ago
i just found out that GLaDOS is caroline o_o
robloxperson100 4 months ago
THROW THEM BACK AT LIKFE I DONT WANT UR DAMN LEMONS
xXTrulytXx 4 months ago
@xXTrulytXx omg u saw that to!?
oskarkovac1 3 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
Let's have fun...with Science!!!
This game make logic and physics fun!!
ShadowNinja1995 4 months ago
Everything become harder when the white thing came out...
juanitotuertito 4 months ago
GlaDoS is pretty much having an Orgasm when Cave gives his speech.
theNewKid83 4 months ago
Aperture Science Innovations
Inventors of the Portal Gun, the High-Fall Boots, and the Combustible Lemon.
PSISpecter 4 months ago
BURNING PEOPLE HE SAYS WHAT WE ARE ALL THINKING!!!!!!
Muhammed30101996 4 months ago
Portal Bukkakai
srmax13 4 months ago
"Bought 'em anyway." GO AMURRICA.
3icemonkey 4 months ago
CAUTION: side affects of moon rock gel poisoning include:
insanity
being able to have a portal put on you
and cumbustible lemons
distonthedark 4 months ago
BURN THE HOUSE DOWN WITH THE LEMONS
Snickerclaw 4 months ago
1: Am I the only one who thinks the conversion gels look like milk?
2: How come it isn't poisining Chell or Glados if it made Cave sick?
HelloKittysFriend418 4 months ago 55
@HelloKittysFriend418 maybe Cave has an allergy to dairy products...
SP1KEYH0DGE 4 months ago
@HelloKittysFriend418 GLaDOS can't exactly get liver poisoning, she's an AI construct.
As for Chell, she wasn't exposed to the dust, just the gel unlike Cave.
MaskedDominon 2 months ago
@HelloKittysFriend418 Cave was already sick with Mercury poison when he started the Portal tests. Aperture Science used to make shower curtains for the Military but once Cave got sick with Mercury poison he focused his company on teleportation, repulsion gel, etc. The gel that Cave made out of moon rocks made him even sicker. Neither Chell nor GLaDOS has mercury posion. So thats why Chell and GLaDOS don't get sick by the gel.
H4LOM4ZT3R 2 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360) 44
@H4LOM4ZT3R Not to mention GLaDOS is a machine.
Lunapopet 1 month ago
@H4LOM4ZT3R Plus GLaDOS is a potato.
E1craZ4life 1 month ago
@HelloKittysFriend418 t does look like milk, and i dont have a clue why chell isnt sick, BUT GLADOS IS A FRIGGIN POTATO.
MK4FEAR 2 months ago
@HelloKittysFriend418
1. No you are not.
2. GlaDos is a PC System. I think it can only poison you, if you drink or consume it.
Th3DaVinci 2 months ago
@Th3DaVinci at the time GlaDos is Calliline didnt you here him talk STICK HER IN MY COMPUTER IF YOU HAVE TO
skullknight1573 2 months ago
@HelloKittysFriend418 probably cuase he injected it into himself or some thing
saytar98 2 months ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
@HelloKittysFriend418 1. possibly not.
2. I thought the same about repulsion gel which is said by Cave to not go well with human skeleton.
ShikiDKK 2 months ago
@HelloKittysFriend418 It can't make GLaDOS skic, because she's a potato/computer and I don't think it's the gell that's poisonous, it's ground-up moonrocks. Or if it is the Gell, maybe it has been improved since he got sick?
EvilZombieMaster 2 months ago
@HelloKittysFriend418 glados is a robot.
MINIKIMFTW 2 months ago
@HelloKittysFriend418 Because Cave was at the grinding. The fresh grinding was the thing that made him sick
AmericnOsttle10 2 months ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
36 people had their houses burned down my combustible lemons
IOwnAPetUniHorn 4 months ago 46
i was hoping to watch portal but it seems im watching and hearing dirty talk
TheFadeDesigns 4 months ago
YEA TAKE TEH LEMONZ, BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN, i like this guy...
mrnugets12 4 months ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
LEMONNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
kemuael 4 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
thos blue shields that evaporate anything that isnot ment to pass through it.. shouldent it evaporate a potato?
Jamesistheman113 4 months ago
I feel bad for Mr. Johnson now .
AyasaurusRexx 4 months ago
So if Wheatley is running the facility, it's safe to say the Enrichment center is Wheatley's body. Now think of this: If that white stuff is pouring out everywhere, does that mean Wheatley jizzed in his pants? He does say he gets an orgasm when he tests...
TehRavenclaww 4 months ago
34 people took the lemons
yooshiman 5 months ago
Lemon Grenade?
ModderWarfare2 5 months ago
But, yeah. Good job.
DudeIsOnFire1 5 months ago
1:10 I did it a different way. A more fun way....
DudeIsOnFire1 5 months ago
@robloxperson100
the game is rated T for teen
2xFarenheit 5 months ago
wat rate is this game becuase they said damn and HELL
robloxperson100 5 months ago
GLaDOS = Caroline
Wheatley = Cave Johnson
GLaDOS runs the place and Wheatley is stupid? WHY DON'T THE TWO MORON ROBOTA MAKE UP THEIR MINDS??? Wait... their morons -.- at least that's what GLaDOS said...
RobloxSuperbl0xy400 5 months ago
GLaDOS is Genetic lifeform and disk operating system what we see in the game is the disk operating system caroline is the genetic lifeform
isailin15 5 months ago
5:31 This doesent make sense... im play this at computer, and that gel ball does fly way too high :(
Viirukka 5 months ago
Does the white goo everywhere make anyone else giggle?
RoxasAlex 5 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
@RoxasAlex
What are you 12?
gtwinsmyheart 5 months ago
@gtwinsmyheart
Physically, no. Mentally, I'm not so sure.
RoxasAlex 5 months ago
glados having an orgasm...... yeah! yeah! burn that house!
clonekid11 5 months ago
when life gives me lemons i don't make lemonade i"m mad like cave johnson i got lemon grenades.
SuperViper201 5 months ago
@SuperViper201 mah i like the asura way bettter if life gives you lemons make a lemonturret and shut them with full power back on the life :D
gw7000 5 months ago
' )|\
. )|/ I GOT A MOUSTACHE!!
sgaevan1567 5 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
Oh, that white gel is that moonrock mixture Cave was talking about.
JediCody2 5 months ago
so, glados is caroline?
159tony 5 months ago
i want a portal gun for my birthday
shoeib123 5 months ago 48
that gel looks like cum
caleb10901 5 months ago 44
@caleb10901
well that was intelligent of you to say XD
38supernova 3 months ago
@caleb10901 What's cum?
missmuggledetector 3 months ago
@missmuggledetector The virginity is strong in this one.
StarTrippaKilla 3 months ago
@StarTrippaKilla Thanks Yoda xD
missmuggledetector 3 months ago
If were going to explode, lets at least explode with some dignity
PaigeShephard 5 months ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows 2
so im watching and this is amazing then i look towards the left and the promoted video a goodoldfashionorgy ._.
nickkillerable 5 months ago
caroline=GLaDOS.
pokecat13 6 months ago 2
Where did they find that many cum? At the start? O_o
TuascoBR 6 months ago
I REALLY hope that wasn't the previously mentioned poisonous moon rock jell Chell just took a shower in.....
GuineaPigWings 6 months ago 2
@GuineaPigWings The funny thing is that it was.
CyberSword10 5 months ago
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
tacosalad1127 6 months ago 4
@tacosalad1127 "Yeah, Yeah Burn their houses down, he's saying what were all thinking" :P love it :D
NightmarePete 5 months ago 3
U FUCKING SPOILER!
PepsiLuvrr 6 months ago
@PepsiLuvrr This is a walkthrough. If you didn't want spoilers, why would you watch this?
TehRavenclaww 4 months ago
here we go... RUNNN *smack*
ariah98 6 months ago
GLaDos is carolline and the girls mom
iu3333 6 months ago
4:01
LinkYaman 6 months ago
UG im getting sooooo disorented
LinkYaman 6 months ago
Mr. Johnson said the gel was poisen but Chell just jumps right in
LinkYaman 6 months ago 3
0:01 I made a complete fucking mess of this test chamber, white stuff (hehe) EVERYWHERE
TheAnnoyingThing1915 6 months ago
oh no, its test chamber 19 again! D: (from origonal portal, where you have to do the same thing he does at 3:23)
TheDan7933 6 months ago
what does the cum.. err... white gell do?
TheBurningTire 6 months ago
@TheBurningTire It makes things into Portal-friendly surfaces.
DominicMGeehan 6 months ago
why is there a patado
myshyt5 6 months ago
Awesome! i burn my X-freinds house down! WITH LEMONS!!!!
saradomin9742 6 months ago
YEAH TAKE THE LEMONS!!!!!!!!
WatchMeBleedESTK 6 months ago 63
0:25 MONEY SHOT
N3bu14Gr4y 6 months ago
what does the white stuff do ?
no rude replys thankyou
s4ww4l 6 months ago
@s4ww4l it makes wall white so u can open portal on it :D
CroBrl3 6 months ago
... i have no lemons.... can i burn your house down with bananas???
theyre the same colour
coolkidemo 6 months ago
BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
WITH THE LEMONS!
TheAwsomesauce69 6 months ago
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atacl1sm 6 months ago
what does the white propulsion gel do?
dudical13 6 months ago
@dudical13 it makes portal surfaces.
TheMxtra 6 months ago
But,I like lemonade
Johnny0kNNz 6 months ago
@Johnny0kNNz DEAL WITH IT I'M GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH THE LEMONS THAT MAKE YOUR LEMONADE!!!
coolkidemo 6 months ago
wow i suck as this game lmfao
bobmarleypkr 6 months ago
it is me? or the the 'white flow' look like sperm!?
TheFlashQuantum 6 months ago 5
Anyone have the Combustible Lemon weapon in Garrys Mod? Its pretty much a fire grenade, and every time you throw it, Cave Johnson yells out "CUMBUSTIBUHL LEMIN!!"
HipHopBaby1621 6 months ago
GLaDOS is having an orgasm?
"Yeah!"
"Take the lemons!"
"Yeah! I like this guy!"
"Yeah!"
LotsaSpaghetti84 6 months ago 41
0:05 I was just playing around with the white gel and sprayed it everywhere (no homo DONT GET ANY IDEAS!!)
TheLilomar 6 months ago
@TheLilomar
Was that really necessary? You stupid kids and you "no homo" comments. Grow up.
LotsaSpaghetti84 6 months ago 2