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  • seriously they say damn a LOT in this game. The esrb has realy givin this game a lite rating

  • I'm fairly certain that Cave was ill prior to the moon rocks. Or at least, was on his way. I'm going to guess asbestos-based lung cancer agitated by the dust from grinding the rocks. He DID go on for a bit about the asbestos before.

  • Did anybody else think it sounded like he was having sex with GLaDOS? Because she was going: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Take the lemons! Yeah! Oh I like this guy... and you get my point. Not to mention later in the videos Wheatley starts sounding like he's having an orgasm after Chell completes a test. Were people thinking with dirty minds when they created this game?

  • that part about the lemons made me laugh so hard haha. So funny xD

  • ya take the lemons ya lolz

  • So that's how Cave (maybe) Died. Mercury Poisoning.

  • wow looks like some one is angry -.-"

  • you should apply for youtube partnership

  • glaDos had orgazem????

  • I REALLY hope that the white liquid is ground moon rocks and NOT what I think it is

  • I find it EXTREMELY hard to believe that Chell is impervious to ground up moon rocks, repulsion gel, AND acceleration gel.

  • @MrLolfreak21196 I suppose you didn't read the second top comment?

  • HE SAYS WHAT WE ARE ALL THINKING

  • Wow, this was convenient. I had no idea what chapter/level I was on so I thought I'd just click this video. Starts at the exact same place I'm stood at aha.

  • Let's burn down their houses! With lemons!

  • karolne is GLados?

  • 0:23 chell you got some cu- uhh... well you will figure it out..

  • @strike3youdie actually, I think THIS is funnier....

    AGH, a bird! Kill it! It's evil! Oh, it flew off. Good. For him. Back to thinking.

  • who's watching this for the story!

  • Honestly i thought GLaDOS was having an orgasm when she was saying "Yeah! Yeah! OH GOD F*CK YESSS!!"

  • Cave johnson:the only person who can give a potato an orgasm.

  • why isn't the potato burning up in the incandescent particle feilds?

  • @AkitheHedgehog224 Because she's physically attatched to the Portal Gun, making her a part of it.

  • Lol that lemon have in gmod..toybox

  • I DON'T WANT ANY LEMONS I JUST WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!

    AND, YOU'RE FIRED!

  • 39 people had there house destroyed by a combustible lemon..... i cant belive no one siad that yet

  • am i the only one who spent an hour filling up this first room up entirely with portal gel?

  • @finalanarky7 no, you aren't

  • My house got blown up by combustible choco-nades, A.K.A. Chocolate grenades. I wonder if Cave Johnson did it...

  • Chell needs a long fall boot to wear on her face. She does seem to hit a lot of things face first xD

  • @BigPapaKaiser Or maybe long-fall gloves.

  • So...GLADoS is on your side, and wheatley is the bad guy? That can't be right

  • GLaDOS is a pyromaniac!

  • 0:06 that's not a gel D:

  • @GODofTimewaste perv lol

  • @BlackRose2251 U STOLE MEH NAME TT~TT lol xD

  • GLaDOS for president of Earth. I know that seems like a bad idea, but with motivational skills like that she has my vote.

  • 861 people get a million dollars went they're 27

  • man milk maybe

  • dude glados was having a orgasm wtf!!!!

  • wow....glados got off on the lemon speach. lol

  • Cave got sick from crushing the moon rocks into dust. Not from the gel itself. Chell never makes contact with moon rock dust, only the gel it's mixed into. And she walks on her toes (due to the Aperture things she wears, not sure what they're called), as far as I'm aware, so if she walks over it, it's not a huge threat. Just don't lick your toes, Chell.

  • @Nozomichan221 *Licks* Eewwww this isn't milk

  • it looks like milk and A n other thing

  • so the blue gel makes you jump high/ the orange gel makes you go fast/ what dose the white stuff do???

  • @metalgarurumon669 It allowes you to make portals on walls, where you normaly couldn't make one :D

  • @metalgarurumon669 it allows you to make portals

  • Oh. My. God.

    MY house got burned down by a combustible lemon (not really).

    The lemon speech is the funniest part of the whole game. Thumbs up if you agree!

  • Portal,are you gelin'?

  • Lemon+greenade= lemonade.

  • @Mangobitz you spelled grenade wrong

  • @HelloKittysFriend418 Chell isn't getting sick because Cave inhaled the crushed moon rocks before its was gel so the gel doesn't make people sick and GLaDOS doesn't get sick because she is a robot in a potato 

  • even though the white stuff is poisin what dose it do

  • @thisguyisawsome123 It poisons you. That's mostly what poison does.

  • @thisguyisawsome123 The white gel basically creates a "wall" that you can use to shoot portals onto. So wherever the gel is, you can put a portal there. :)

  • @xChiyukix I do!

  • Whats that white stuff from what I can tell it's stic- Eeeeewwwwwwwwwww.........

  • @damnhedge3 ..Thanks lol. Guess I'm really naive xD

  • @damnhedge3

    Oh really, and no I never played this game. That was just a guess xD

  • Thanks i was stuck on level 5

  • GLaDOS is caroline

  • Does anyone else think GlaDOS is Caroline? @_@

  • I wanna make some lemonade now [GLaDOS]:Yeah!

  • man thats so nasty

    

  • its it even possible to die in this game? I mean, you can fall from any ledge, get shot at, and get covered in that jell and still walk out a-ok.

  • @MRE131805 Yes. Stay in the bullets long enough, on the laser long enough, fall into water or stay on the gel long enough, and you'll die.

  • What does the white gel do?

  • @missmuggledetector Upon observation, it appears to allow you to place a portal on any surface.

  • @Shadowtamer16 Okay thanks! I was wondering lol...

  • @missmuggledetector it allows you to place portals on it :)

  • @Nickelizer Thankies (;

  • I was laughing histerically when GLaD0S was like "YEAH! YEAH! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN! ooh I like this guy!"

  • 6:13 I would NEVER think of that...

  • Fuking pub

  • wait, wouldn't the emancipation grip get rid of GLaDOS?

  • someone make a remix of GLaDOS T-pain

    TAKE THE LEMONS

  • burn the people. burn burn burn. lemons

  • 01:30 FUKKEN LEMONS YEAH

  • Wait a minute, the point of making combustibale lemons is to storea mans intelligence on a disc??? lol

  • i just found out that GLaDOS is caroline o_o

  • THROW THEM BACK AT LIKFE I DONT WANT UR DAMN LEMONS

  • @xXTrulytXx omg u saw that to!?

  • Let's have fun...with Science!!!

    This game make logic and physics fun!!

  • Everything become harder when the white thing came out...

  • GlaDoS is pretty much having an Orgasm when Cave gives his speech.

  • Aperture Science Innovations

    Inventors of the Portal Gun, the High-Fall Boots, and the Combustible Lemon.

  • BURNING PEOPLE HE SAYS WHAT WE ARE ALL THINKING!!!!!!

  • Portal Bukkakai

  • "Bought 'em anyway." GO AMURRICA.

  • CAUTION: side affects of moon rock gel poisoning include:

    insanity

    being able to have a portal put on you

    and cumbustible lemons

  • BURN THE HOUSE DOWN WITH THE LEMONS

  • 1: Am I the only one who thinks the conversion gels look like milk?

    2: How come it isn't poisining Chell or Glados if it made Cave sick?

  • @HelloKittysFriend418 maybe Cave has an allergy to dairy products...

  • @HelloKittysFriend418 GLaDOS can't exactly get liver poisoning, she's an AI construct.

    As for Chell, she wasn't exposed to the dust, just the gel unlike Cave.

  • @HelloKittysFriend418 Cave was already sick with Mercury poison when he started the Portal tests. Aperture Science used to make shower curtains for the Military but once Cave got sick with Mercury poison he focused his company on teleportation, repulsion gel, etc. The gel that Cave made out of moon rocks made him even sicker. Neither Chell nor GLaDOS has mercury posion. So thats why Chell and GLaDOS don't get sick by the gel.

  • @H4LOM4ZT3R Not to mention GLaDOS is a machine.

  • @H4LOM4ZT3R Plus GLaDOS is a potato.

  • @HelloKittysFriend418 t does look like milk, and i dont have a clue why chell isnt sick, BUT GLADOS IS A FRIGGIN POTATO.

  • @HelloKittysFriend418

    1. No you are not.

    2. GlaDos is a PC System. I think it can only poison you, if you drink or consume it.

  • @Th3DaVinci at the time GlaDos is Calliline didnt you here him talk STICK HER IN MY COMPUTER IF YOU HAVE TO

    

  • @HelloKittysFriend418 probably cuase he injected it into himself or some thing

  • @HelloKittysFriend418 1. possibly not.

    2. I thought the same about repulsion gel which is said by Cave to not go well with human skeleton.

  • @HelloKittysFriend418 It can't make GLaDOS skic, because she's a potato/computer and I don't think it's the gell that's poisonous, it's ground-up moonrocks. Or if it is the Gell, maybe it has been improved since he got sick?

  • @HelloKittysFriend418 glados is a robot.

  • @HelloKittysFriend418 Because Cave was at the grinding. The fresh grinding was the thing that made him sick

  • 36 people had their houses burned down my combustible lemons

  • i was hoping to watch portal but it seems im watching and hearing dirty talk

  • YEA TAKE TEH LEMONZ, BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN, i like this guy...

  • LEMONNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

  • thos blue shields that evaporate anything that isnot ment to pass through it.. shouldent it evaporate a potato?

  • I feel bad for Mr. Johnson now .

  • So if Wheatley is running the facility, it's safe to say the Enrichment center is Wheatley's body. Now think of this: If that white stuff is pouring out everywhere, does that mean Wheatley jizzed in his pants? He does say he gets an orgasm when he tests...

  • 34 people took the lemons

  • Lemon Grenade?

  • But, yeah. Good job.

  • 1:10 I did it a different way. A more fun way....

  • @robloxperson100

    the game is rated T for teen

  • wat rate is this game becuase they said damn and HELL

  • GLaDOS = Caroline

    Wheatley = Cave Johnson

    GLaDOS runs the place and Wheatley is stupid? WHY DON'T THE TWO MORON ROBOTA MAKE UP THEIR MINDS??? Wait... their morons -.- at least that's what GLaDOS said...

  • GLaDOS is Genetic lifeform and disk operating system what we see in the game is the disk operating system caroline is the genetic lifeform

  • 5:31 This doesent make sense... im play this at computer, and that gel ball does fly way too high :(

  • Does the white goo everywhere make anyone else giggle?

  • @RoxasAlex

    What are you 12?

  • @gtwinsmyheart

    Physically, no. Mentally, I'm not so sure.

  • glados having an orgasm...... yeah! yeah! burn that house!

  • when life gives me lemons i don't make lemonade i"m mad like cave johnson i got lemon grenades.

  • @SuperViper201 mah i like the asura way bettter if life gives you lemons make a lemonturret and shut them with full power back on the life :D

  • ' )|\

    . )|/ I GOT A MOUSTACHE!!

  • Oh, that white gel is that moonrock mixture Cave was talking about.

  • so, glados is caroline?

  • i want a portal gun for my birthday

  • that gel looks like cum

  • @caleb10901

    well that was intelligent of you to say XD

  • @caleb10901 What's cum?

  • @missmuggledetector The virginity is strong in this one.

  • @StarTrippaKilla Thanks Yoda xD

  • If were going to explode, lets at least explode with some dignity

  • so im watching and this is amazing then i look towards the left and the promoted video a goodoldfashionorgy ._.

  • caroline=GLaDOS.

  • Where did they find that many cum? At the start? O_o

  • I REALLY hope that wasn't the previously mentioned poisonous moon rock jell Chell just took a shower in.....

  • @GuineaPigWings The funny thing is that it was.

  • Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

  • @tacosalad1127 "Yeah, Yeah Burn their houses down, he's saying what were all thinking" :P love it :D

  • U FUCKING SPOILER!

  • @PepsiLuvrr This is a walkthrough. If you didn't want spoilers, why would you watch this?

  • here we go... RUNNN *smack*

  • GLaDos is carolline and the girls mom

  • 4:01

  • UG im getting sooooo disorented

  • Mr. Johnson said the gel was poisen but Chell just jumps right in

  • 0:01 I made a complete fucking mess of this test chamber, white stuff (hehe) EVERYWHERE

  • oh no, its test chamber 19 again! D: (from origonal portal, where you have to do the same thing he does at 3:23)

  • what does the cum.. err... white gell do?

  • @TheBurningTire It makes things into Portal-friendly surfaces.

  • why is there a patado

  • Awesome! i burn my X-freinds house down! WITH LEMONS!!!!

  • YEAH TAKE THE LEMONS!!!!!!!!

  • 0:25 MONEY SHOT

  • what does the white stuff do ?

    no rude replys thankyou

  • @s4ww4l it makes wall white so u can open portal on it :D

  • ... i have no lemons.... can i burn your house down with bananas???

    theyre the same colour

  • BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

    WITH THE LEMONS!

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  • what does the white propulsion gel do?

  • @dudical13 it makes portal surfaces.

  • But,I like lemonade

  • @Johnny0kNNz DEAL WITH IT I'M GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH THE LEMONS THAT MAKE YOUR LEMONADE!!!

  • wow i suck as this game lmfao

  • it is me? or the the 'white flow' look like sperm!?

  • Anyone have the Combustible Lemon weapon in Garrys Mod? Its pretty much a fire grenade, and every time you throw it, Cave Johnson yells out "CUMBUSTIBUHL LEMIN!!"

  • GLaDOS is having an orgasm?

    "Yeah!"

    "Take the lemons!"

    "Yeah! I like this guy!"

    "Yeah!"

  • 0:05 I was just playing around with the white gel and sprayed it everywhere (no homo DONT GET ANY IDEAS!!)

  • @TheLilomar

    Was that really necessary? You stupid kids and you "no homo" comments. Grow up.