Beer bottle opened with a chainsaw

[BigCalSuth]

I still cant understand why people like this cant wear the required gear for opperating a chainsaw :-S how stupid they must be

[94nemppa]

So steady hands.

[lubtere]

Quero ver ele fazer isso depois de beber algumas...

[FinkFinx]

texas chainsaw pedophile???

[themusclehamsta1]

holy shit i swear he was staring in my window last night fuckin rapist smile

[ROTFT2]

Damn. You are good using chainsaw.

[dadygee]

34 people still uses their assholes to open bottles..

[TangoDown100]

this should be the new STIHL chainsaws tv ad

[monkadelic13]

awesome!

[4inches4u]

love the flip flops

[sequoianomad]

Dumb ass.



[Sarinatu]

What are you talking about? He doesn't look like a serial killer! Not at all!

[Dorisequador]

Dude you want me to turn gay don';t you

[ivanmichal]

real men open beer with a chainsaw, brush their teeth with a sander and floss with barbed wire

[pakman6210]

@ivanmichal - yeah wearing sandals and socks!

[beefking69er]

I just watched this on redeye on Fox

[MadGuyMunich]

Hey Buddy do you have a chainsaw to open my bottle? I forgot mine!

- Oh sorry, I just have a lighter...

Damn it!

[kiffer85]

Just love the little pop it made

[AllTimeIsRelative]

I'll keep this in mind for next time I lose my bottle opener :)

[Kiazak066]

Socks with sandles.... SOCKS WITH SANDLES!

[MetallicOpeth]

@Kiazak066 you win this whole thread with that comment XD

[ratznefumel]

Ok guys lets try this after 15 beers and see how well it goes then :P

[spazzz64]

that could have ended very badly...

[messi348]

yeah and after 2 hours and 10 bottles of beer, he will chase some girl in forest to cut of her arms and legs, those people in america with chainsaw in their hands are the same, they all want to do this, and the reason???....because it's cool,man!!!!! let's have a fun, man!!!!! you idiots!!!!!!

[dirtyshortsPU]

@messi348 You're just upset because some American stud knocked the bottom out of your old lady. Was probably me!

[dullroar12]

The bottle then disappeared into his anus hole

[cashmoneyheroful]

nice XD

[MrBreydon]

niceeeeeee lol

[sellthemanicans]

So impressive lol

[RayVal53]

Nice!!

[NathansBackwoods]

0:13....its leather face...with out the leather, looks like a normal person, except the smile, thats how i know.

[PhilipPorter]

Yep definitely german judging by those horrible sandals. He would have worked it all out on the drawing board previously, measuring and calculating the correct angles and making sure he knows the trajectory and parabola the bottletop will take ensuring not to hurt anyone. He would then have applied for a government research grant and patenting the idea.

[LufthansaAlitaliaKLM]

@PhilipPorter I Lol'd at horrible sandals

[zRaaGz]

@LufthansaAlitaliaKLM with socks?

[NickFershtay]

@PhilipPorter

Haa, stereotypes are fun! He is indeed a german. He opened the bottle at 16:00 sharp, so he can drink it and nothing goes wasted. Afterwards he recycled the bottle and the cap (seperately) and took a wizz 30 minutes later, sitting down.

Of course he filled out the right forms asking Stihl and Bitburger for permission to upload this video.

[PhilipPorter]

@NickFershtay I learned all about stereotypes from my time working in Germany! ;-)

[NickFershtay]

@PhilipPorter

so you learned that (at least some) german stereotypes are true or did german people expect you to eat crap, stand in line all day drink beer without foam?

btw:

watch?v=wCQ4oBcuTBY

[PhilipPorter]

@NickFershtay Yes I know Jurgen and that type of overly apologetic German.

Stand in line? No I learned quickly to stride to the front of the queue , (hab mich gut angepasst!)

Do you mean Altbier?

When you say crap, do you mean Curry Wurst? or Sauerkraut? or Kutteln? or Pinkel? or Schweinebauch? or Spätzle? or Möhrenköpfe? or Eisbein? or Lungenhaschee? or Saumagen? or BiFi Roll? or Landjäger? or Kohl?

or do you just mean the Deutsche Leibgerichte of Döner, Macdonalds or Pizza?

[NickFershtay]

@PhilipPorter

Aw, now you're ruining it all! We're talking stereotypes, not reality! I don't even know what Kutteln, Lungenhaschee and Landjäger are. How bout Rouladen, Hirschbraten and Kartoffelsuppe? And Currywurst kicks ass! Better than pie and mash anyway! And don't tell me english idiots aren't crazy for McDonalds too.

Meh, Altbier isn't my cup of beer. I prefer a good Pils like Flensburger or Jever.

So, are you happy, you kicked my ass in WW2?

[PhilipPorter]

@NickFershtay Jever and Flensburger, Lecker!!! Especially on a sunny day in Neuharlingsiel!

A strange question to ask on Armistice day! I didn´t kick your ass or anyone else`s ass.

Am I glad things turned out the way they did? Of course I`m glad we English idiots helped restore peace! That does`nt mean I`m a patriot. Far from it! I hate flags and war!!! And I`m well aware of all the shit the Brits have been responsible for in history.

Now lighten up, have a Jever and stop asking silly questions

[NickFershtay]

@PhilipPorter

Lol, I still was kidding, but ok. Man, I had to look up Armistice Day, we have a lot remembering 3. Reich and WW2 here, but people don't give a crap about the first WW. The only important day from that period is 9th of november, the day the republic was started..... Now could someone please tell me why I'm writing all this as a comment on a video where somebody opens a - aw forget about it.

[GTKproductionz]

@PhilipPorter stop being a pussyhole, anyone not from britain = gay.

[BRFC4LYF1]

thts pretti good but i fink u av a bit 2 much time on ur hands:L

[Mittau]

My hero

[DevilVlad93]

why not the simple method:

put the bottle on a 90-degree edge, and palm it.

[HomoGnosticus]

Now you know why you need to own a STIHL^^

[sefario666]

If a guy looked at me like that with a chainsaw in his hands i would run

[PivotWithCake]

somebody should give him a bottle opener for christmas

[PivotWithCake]

open your bottle... redneck style!

awesome 5/5

[willbert2722272]

whats with the scary eyes freeeeeeeeeeeakkkk

[88soulsurvivor]

5/5

[ginywiny]

LOL

[blamsamblam87]

WIN

[DukeEazyZ]

WOW

[adimin2008]

Viadenhoooooo!!!!!!!!

[temnymnich]

well its quite simple from the kinetik point of view-moment on inertia which holds back the beer bottle so that the little lid popped of , i would definitely use this as a project for physics  MOMENT OF INERTIA RULES

[unknownsoldierz]

Clever.

[ckyboy2020]

What is with the creepy ass smile at the end haha

[monkfg]

@ckyboy2020

Garbage Day!

[KlickPoop]

Lol POP!

[noSoSolid2K]

what a hick/redneck/yokel

[PattyMMelt]

It just popped right off

xD

[bobweasly]

redneck

xD

[goldbardeb]

Nicely done! LOL!!

[coke0111]

omg lol thats a bit funny lol all you hear is pop and its open

[Rayhander]

bop :)

[divine101]

makes a funny noise when it comes off

[DeWitteB]

atleast its a stihl

[mywJOE]

lol, the redneck way of opening a beer bottle.

[skipperfish1]

Pretty cool !

[WarrenvilleWARRIORS]

Oh snap I wanted you to cut the whole bottle up

[Grunt139]

Thats what I thought they were going to do.

[bigbosstx]

lol

[jfloydo]

what an asshole. no shoes, no glasses, maybe we'll get lucky and he'll become a Darwin Award recipient before he reproduces.

[Buckleofbelt]

lmao

[IamFreeRu]

hahahhaahha the end is funny

[D4rkDr4gonZ]

LOL PRO

[mustang684]

if you would have touched the glass with the saw, glass would have flown in your eyes. ouch

[anthony06pp]

ur right hes fucking dumb he should of uzed glasses and cut the top off the bottle

[TheCrazyCello]

Yeah but he has really creepy eyes, so perhaps he wanted that to happen...

[julioparedes22]

que cara de imbecil....

como la pondra cuando se corte la pata......

[hanyngve]

Cool.

[disturbedone5009]

You might be a redneck if....

[vmkrockyyoman]

lol jeff foxworthy ftw

[UltraVAG]

Except you drank six or seven before doing this...

[UltraVAG]

How can anybody injure himselve by doing this?

If anybody is so stupid, he shouldnt have a chainsaw ;)

Greets from the homeland of stihl saws

[klocke]

is that tyler hansbrough?

[urinalbushrat]

Brilliant. Show those P.C stick in the muds how real boys party. Must try it myself.

[Greichen]

The creepy "I'm gonna saw you next" grin at the end makes it all worth while.

[TehAnkh]

I like his look at the end, like the next target is the camera man.

[ICJLXI]

LOL so true

[osirisascending]

This is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen in my life.

You, sir win the ignorant redneck douchebag of the year award.

I can't wait to see how many people injure themselves trying to do this themselves...

[nitroslipperz]

dude you fail at making him look uncool, osirisascending so you can go..... SUCK IT!!!!!!

[osirisascending]

Fuck off nitroslipperz... What are you? One of those internet tough guys?

"dude you fail at making him look uncool"

I don't NEED to make him look uncool, he does that all by himself with his dark socks and sandals.

He's a fucking retard, and so are you for your response to my comment.

You're just another one of the THOUSANDS of trolls on YouTube.

Get a life jackass.

[nitroslipperz]

say what you want this was still awesome (and still suck it)

[osirisascending]

It's still stupid, and you're still an idiot for thinking it's cool.

Fuck off already.

[WillH888]

he makes the word retard seem like a complement!!

wht a dipshit

[JayJay2510]

w00t german chainsaw! and that guy is german too i think....

[AppleAficionado29]

what an idiot.. who does that with flip flops on.... he could of lost a toe or should i say toes

[MetalGear1022]

I dont think shoes would offer much protection against a chainsaw.

[billykash9]

FUCKING RTARD

[mrpeanut25]

*PoP*

[MarkiSeidler]

nice shit^^

if boys just wanna have fun ... xD

[48memorex]

Im trying that.... after i have a few more shots HAHA

[medpat19]

hah jackass is so pleased with himself.

[knighthero]

That's pretty awesome.

[MjmanDK]

Sweet :P

[xxtodxx]

moron

[soccerflyer08]

LOL At the end he looks like hes some chainsaw killer at the staring at the camera like that!

[batlin]

That's pretty much the best face to make when people see you using a chainsaw.

[Locizzz]

Gay indeed

[kittendeathsquad]

texas chaisaw beer bottle massacre

[snipersace3210]

cool

[desiredeffect1988]

GAY

[ezekieloak]

Is he standing there in his flip flops? That´s real safe. I am sure OSHA would totally approve of this video.

[szebec123]

it very cool, r ,a, y, from?

[FTP2480]

LOL

[LimeInTheCoconut21]

sweet

[krenol]

Fuck xD good idea x)

[east175]

how did you get the idea of opening a bear bottle with a chainsaw??? just crazy...

[erlaneitor]

wow awesome

[jmarie453]

Embarassing but I've seen this done.  I'm from Memphis...

[animefreakk0425]

awesome =D

[NoDoubtFilms]

What would b the point in faking this?

[theconersmoker]

who gave that idiot a chainsaw

[subwoof2]

me...

[raaaf8207]

cholercia musze spróbować

[nolatoolguy]

yeh that mght be hard if your on your 6th one

[presto105]

haha ya it probably gets dangerous after your 6th

[horstherbert35]

naah...

i would say after the 8th...

[Shudukas123]

i would say after the 12th...

[horstherbert35]

oh yeah, tough guy, if you consider cab as beer xDDDD

[BlondeBlitz]

Koooooooool

[skiniowns]

hmm, i need a chainsaw for opening my beers outside so i can just get one and put him on my back and if want to open my beer i take him into my hands and start it and open itt xD

[cesaragustincolman]

dude youre crazy and i like it xD

[1001rants]

bahaha i was half expecting you to just smash the bottle with the chainsaw.

[ArtsInfinity]

haha, i was expecting you to saw the top off, but no, it gently popped off

[redsoxfan46]

same

[OkinggoO]

And now i give to you what is wrong with this society in one of its major gray areas.

[haxxer123]

Lol your good

[DMCvsKILLER]

hahaha awesome

[cokker]

Very good! I like 0:12 onwards "YOUR NEXT! COME HERE!"

[Foosl14]

not bad guys =)

[Biohazzard07]

redneck style!

[leoofvgcats]

xD hahaha!

actually, rednecks would have just chopped off the neck xD

[kuhfladen99]

geile siech!

[southof76]

That was without a doubt the coolest thing I've seen on youtube, ever. 5 Stars!

[mikeuwplatt]

that was the coolest thing i have ever seen

[iniba4eva]

it just want POP!

[ericjai81]

lol thats pretty cool

[Feldchocolate]

''clap, clap, clap.''

[lamizz74]

i use a chainsaw to masturbate :D

[mechanicgodcreator]

rofl!1!!

[JewishFood]

LMAO

[DEMONIMACHOMASTER]

leaf blower works best

[lamizz74]

and weed eaters

[skwerl23]

i think alcohol and chainsaws has trouble written all over it. this video will get some one killed.

[buddyholly1958]

wer is that bottle opener o w8 pass the chain saw

[skwerl23]

haha i guess if you cant find a lighter either this works.

[dimmock999]

haha how non-epic was that.

[bricks458]

thats the chainsaw i have

[OutragedNinja]

AWESOME!

[agothor]

Yesss! cool guys.

[YusefDeeb69]

YYEESS!!!

[l2yanthegreat]

FUCK YEH AMERICA!

[LuViNsP]

GAYY KID, COOOL TRICK.

[Slayer56437]

wow i was hopeing for a lot more epic

[Sensey16]

hehe

[xgopherxdudex]

RED NECK!!

[JorshWarshington]

Rednecks do not wear socks with sandals. That's been proven. However, he is a homo and he didn't even drink the beer. He just gave the "let's fuck" eyebrow lift to his frat buddy.

[darthcrea]

I always carry a chainsaw in my pocket

[dsriconator]

i always carry a pocket in my chainsaw

[darthcrea]

man, that's even better

[hery41]

OMG 0:14

[l2yanthegreat]

lol

[LewdCrewdTattooed]

lol at .13 he looks like he wants to rape the person behind the camera

[Jankenpop]

Rednecks.