Ask A Ninja - 01.04.11 Omni New Year

[Cauldren]

What happened to the blue background?

[xxMagistaerxx]

where are all the female ninjas?? >:)

[DarkBykerRebelMaster]

I had to rewatch 01:38 for the magic trick...

[sr42041]

@rosstrotter no, retired ninjas are dead ninjas.

[EmceeWraith]

How the hell do you do, what you do, as you do it, and do you like what you're doing?

[WallStreetJON]

Where in the world is carmen san diego?

[TheBlackLotus18]

dear ninja,

do you watch naruto?

[Jonah1719]

would you kill Harry Potter

[pokefan2552]

@Jonah1719 yes yes i would

[guyhaseeb]

can ninjas have sex "ninja style"?

[TGCNUKEZZ]

do you play ninja gaiden for 360 or ninja gaiden sigma for ps3

[TheKingofkombat]

ever performed a fatality? or did u inspire them?

[Shannariano]

LOL @ the ninjeneer XD

[MrRyanstutorials]

Why did the ninja cross the road?

[SeanGordonXRX]

Whas do you think of Facebook's new layout?

[Cjmagnificent]

lol facelessbook is real

[13orch]

You, sir, are brilliant.

[JDBW]

I want pancakes..................

[aslashiforever]

Co za asy

[Jamyke94]

Are ninjas good at basketball?

[MrCalvinwilliams]

could you kill chuck norris?

[ZajiTheHawk]

Do ninjas ever watch over people, giving hidden advice on how they should live their mundane lives?

[auriceli411]

1:36

clapclapclapclap ONE SESSION!

[TheSovietStyle]

nice kicking of that pig

[only4fuzzy1]

PANCAKES!!! :D

[mookerman19]

How are ninjas at video games? -Matt

[RogueHippie13]

Do ninjas use the English or metric systems of measurement, or do you have your own, highly advanced system?

[ShyllnofKadj]

Scorpion or Sub-Zero?

[mastermike890]

Do ninja's make new years resolutions?  -Mike

[RichieHaas]

OMG I just killed a ninja. What do I do now?

[stspeight]

@RichieHaas You wake up from that dream to find a ninja with his hand sticking through your chest.

[xchibsterx]

how do ninjas kill time?

[RogueHippie13]

@xchibsterx Slowly.

[trainfart]

Classical!! I luve it!

[ennoidyam]

Who keeps greenlighting Lindsay Lohan Movies??

[Themingemoblie]

What is ninja foreplay like?

[joetown816]

Love this...classical ninja...

[TheOriginalMixtape]

whats a nega ninja?

[huntermanable]

" Did you go to some ninja school?"

[TheJediNinja]

You left the 'i' out of my name...

But I don't really care, because YOU ANSWERED ONE OF MY QUESTIONS!!!! YEY! :D

[izraqthedark]

Can ninjas lose the game?

[shadmo328]

Were Greek philosophers and warriors like Socrates and Achilles actually ninjas?

[TaurisMemnon]

@shadmo328 people have been writing and talking about them for centuries.....if they were, they were the worst Ninjas ever.....

[shadmo328]

@TaurisMemnon we all need our secret identities.

[WriterLocke]

"I like to eat pancaaakes!"

[qwertyuiopie]

Why are you wearing a scarf?

[luisalfonso600]

Kill raywilliamjohnson. Please.

[vevrca]

What do ninja's order in drive-in fast food?

[TaurisMemnon]

@vevrca Your immediate execution.

[animedarknesss]

Do ninjas defy gravity?

[FoxyKylala]

Do you have a Mask Underneath Your mask?

[headbangerman11]

so pirates hate ninjas. and ninjas hate pirate. but what about barbarians? 

[HRRNighthawk]

Do Ninjas play Poker?

[Sylar03]

Awesome! He answered my question about the sword.

[SunshineMayflower]

Who was the worst ninja ever?

[SunshineMayflower]

A friend of mine recently belittled the existence of ninjas. He referred to them as "cowards". You should kill him.

[Dusk209]

Do ninjas have to watch commercials?

[RjCat]

Thank you for making an omni and btw it was awesome!

[xaviordragon]

How do ninjas climb trees?

[PandemoniumBunny]

why do ninja's mess up pancakes with crepes?

[woodmank58]

do ninjas have dentists

[Jion8939]

are woodchucks ninjas?

[SuperFickster]

do ninjas have street names like sam?

[milafa007]

is naruto a real ninja?

[ssbfan9]

do ninjas know the vulcan ceck pinch

[BladePhenom]

Do ninjas use solar power?

[Papablaze1]

why is a raven like a writing desk?

[PatrickEatZombie]

@Papablaze1 they both have quills

[scafleet]

@Papablaze1 Because Poe wrote on both.

[TimeToWaste56]

@Papablaze1 because it starts with the letter "m"

[klorgothstudios]

@Papablaze1 Because Edgar Allen Poe wrote on both

[merga186]

@Papablaze1 because u cant ride either of them like a bicycle

[Estarfigam]

@Papablaze1 I always thought it was "When is a raven like a writing desk?"

[Fiendx2000]

If one and a half chickens can lay one and a half eggs in one and a half days.... How long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

[shyningmnky]

@Fiendx2000 bwahaha brilliant

[Spiduck]

WASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?

[SnipeChief]

what theme song would fit a ninja best?

[DevilMayAsian]

Ohhhhh man. Pancake mix.

[captainreptar]

hide your kids, hide your wife?

[kdude57]

ARE THERE ANY FEMALE NINJAS??????

[CreatureCreatorSpore]

Do Ninjas have Guns?

[RoyalStarlord]

Help! There is a ninja trying to marry me! What do I do?!

[NinjaSlim0019]

Im out of things to assassinate, where kind i find more?

[NinjaSlim0019]

Why do so many people ask about us?

[THEMIGHTYALPACA]

Do ninja's need haircut's?

[THEMIGHTYALPACA]

Do you like me haircut?

[Sniperkittycat]

Do you still wear black when your killing in the Arctic?

[rolintin]

Do you use the ninja perk in call of duty? or cuz you're already a ninja you can use another? lol

[UnobviouslyHere]

i miss the crappy theme song. D:

[SkylarksCatwalk]

Could Chuck Norris defeat a ninja, or are you on good terms with him?

[mikejbrown12]

Was the movie "Ninja Assassin" based on your life?

[goggari]

Where do my headaches come from?

[MrDude2123]

OMG HE ANSWERED MY QUESTION!!! :D

[Kaandorpius]

Do Ninja's poop too?

[dragonfire2323]

Why are Ninja and Samurai enemies? Or is that just a myth?

[dragonfire2323]

How many ninjas would it take to kill Chuck Norris or vice versa?



[dragonfire2323]

When are you going to release Ask A Ninja DVD Vol.2? I have the first one and am dying to get the second.

[Legenda91]

What is name of your sensei ???

[ArmedFro]

do ninjas like pokemon?

[ConAffetto]

Are redheaded ninjas called ginjas?

[OniDragonSan]

Do you know Dr. McNinja?

[HLKUber]

Do Ninjas have New Year Resolutions?

[funtly]

I heard ninjas live in Puerto Rico, is that true?

[h4t3d3pt]

Do ninjas ever get mistaken for Santa? whole sneaking around, no one ever sees him...

[ostrichbuttsex]

A ninja uses many weapons, but can he use his on ninja shit to kill someone.

[ostrichbuttsex]

Has there ever been ninja rapist?

[PoisonWing40]

Do you know any ninjas who have recently come out of the closet?

[LastGodOfWar]

Do ninja's ever eat loud food like potato chips

[Idnuf636]

Yes, Grade B syrup! Is there any punishment for ninjas who use Vermont Fancy maple syrup?

[NeonBScar]

What are the ninja versions of nursery rhymes?

[LazyEyeProductions64]

@NeonBScar Brick to the head its 100 times more efective in entertainment and putting children to sleep

[TaurisMemnon]

@NeonBScar Nobody has been able to claim they read one. Because when you open the book it says "The End" and a tiny Minja pops out and kills you.

[NeonBScar]

@TaurisMemnon I lmao'ed at that. Good one.

[mellertson]

@NeonBScar NINJURY RHYMES!!!! the rhymes that teach to kill

[kzienemmass]

funny episode :DDD

[geeksquadmember1]

do ninjas use Skype? if so, whats your Skype username?

[darkbladesoul]

What do you do when the person you are about to kill turns out to be a ninja waiting for you?

[pandarsson]

If a ninja became a god, could he create a life that even he couldn't kill?

[GangsterJawa]

Can anything outwit a ninja?

[zcw01]

do ninjas have birthdays?

[InnosZorn]

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!?

[LeedgesX]

Can I recieve payment for you using my question?

(hehehe) :P

[maxaslagolis]

@LeedgesX yes you will payed with a one way trip to death

[imxxaxxspazz]

learn to make a ninja mask out of a t shirt on youtube

[MarmiteHatingLass]

what do ninjas love to watch on tv?

[skelitalman3]

are there anti-ninjas that kill ninjas?

[Lupa1410]

@skelitalman3 I thought that was called a pirate.

[skelitalman3]

@Lupa1410 nah pirates wouldnt stand up to a ninja

[zizzle3339]

do ninjas pay income tax?

[Synrikeman]

are there any skitzo ninjas and would he try to kill his other side?

[RockinGirl202]

you are awesome!!!! <3 <3

[xKlieverx]

Is there any hope for humanity if a ninja turns into a zombie?

[scafleet]

That was a crepe at the end, not a pancake.

Also, do you kill people who post correction comments to your videos?

[qazwsxedcrfv80]

@scafleet by deleting them

[Torijenova]

Who would I have to kill to get a question read on your show?

[BertonGod]

Hey that wasnt a pancake that was a crepe!

[Nithralas]

PLS I AM CRAVING FOR THE ASK A NINJA THEME SONG!!!

good vid btw ^^

[hannibalbrown]

Is my Goldfish a ninja?

[scattershot1]

Do ninjas believe in Jesus? 

[slipknot1915]

@scattershot1 Does Jesus believe in Ninjas?

[LeethalOne]

What does the ninja think of Chuck Norris??

[15peewee12]

do ninjas wear condoms?

[SuperNextgengamer]

Can a Ninja cry under water?

[GinoftheWind]

Less puns/play on words please! Its your trade mark sort of joke, but it would be more effective if it were used a little less.

[oponomo]

I only subscribed because of this fast-lots-questions videos... They are way much funnier then the only 1 question-big answer ones... WAY much funnier!! I Loled hard... Love ya ninja!

[HephaestusV]

What do ninjas do to celebrate birthdays?

[Zeldaschampion]

I got a question are product endorsements and you tube video endorsements considered ninjas?

[no1touch]

epic pancake mix :)

[korsakovsky]

is the easter bunny a ninja?

[TeReNo223]

ninjas are usually asian...why arent you?

[cwapbrutal]

How many ninjas could a ninja ninja if a ninja could ninja ninjas?

[optiluiz]

@cwapbrutal all of them :}

[cookiesonastick]

@cwapbrutal Thats already been done

[Dru1dM4N]

@cwapbrutal a minja

[oraionsan]

can you beat the famous samurai musashi?

[skatebaker31]

do ninjas have a ninja god?

[skatebaker31]

what is a ninjas favorite movie?

[TheMucky88]

I was watching this completely stonefaced, not laughing at all. Just kinda giggling in my mind and whatnot. Then 1:35 to 1:43 happened and I FUCKING BLEW UP with laughter. It was so loud it was probably shocking to anyone standing anywhere near my door. This is one of the best episodes in quite some time.

[bouhcbeta]

peacefull village of godzillaz

[Gollum544]

Where is my precious?

[DarthGonoreah]

Guess who

[dingopirate3000]

Why did you call a crepe a pancake?

[zidarp]

Destroying a peacful village of Godzillas? Why?

[SnugOFP]

Do Ninjas get drunk?

[dreadnot427]

Please teach me the art of killseling.

[KingDonut17]

Who would win a fight? Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, or a NINJA?

[forrest165]

Seeing as how this guy is clearly white and a ninja...what are the differences between White Ninjas and Black Ninjas? Are Black people better ninjas?!?!

[AwesomePoints]

Do Ninjas hang out with Assassins from the Creed?

[SoraSatoshi]

wow i havent watch ask a ninja in two years. now i have to watch all of them

[Shaideu]

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[madasrabbits06]

damn it.... i really want pancakes now :(

[madasrabbits06]

"Because... I am a ninja."

[DrakeMagnum]

don't ever change Ninja