Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood - Part 42 - Toby Sucks at Gaming

[Ecktoblade292]

2:35

Me: it's fabbro not fabio toby

Toby: shut up

me: O_O

[ultrazombie366]

toby: did i lose my horse with armor?

blacksmith: oh is it not here i think well good bye

me: LOL

[graceisNERD]

Watching Toby shop is hilarious. It kills me.

[itslegitimatedude121]

i know renovating and stuff is good but please do it off the camera.

[TheDancingSaxophone]

@itslegitimatedude121 Contrary to popular belief, commenting on a video from over a year ago isn't going to change how that video was filmed.

[HieroglyphicDragons]

@itslegitimatedude121 you know he recorded this 2 years ago? So he cant hear you. Lol I seriously doubt he reads his older comments

[Spiderbyte666]

Edible pieces of animal murder...

The butcher's new ad campaign...

[specialpatrolgroup92]

Sicilian RAPER?

[Twotailedfox01]

"Have you been drinking"

"Hehehe. Have you been eating?"

[bunniesrcooldealwith]

Yes, there are girls Toby.

[bunniesrcooldealwith]

I wish he'd do Zelda twilight Princess live when I could comment and help him. that wold be AWESOME!

[bunniesrcooldealwith]

I considered changing my clothes, but I won't.' HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD

[JonnytheGerman]

THATS MY HORSE! *smack* NO ITS MY HORSE!

[geraldusful]

f's are florins 

[RSvidsincorporated]

this will fail but...thumbs up if your watching this while waiting for something to finish?

[marcmurray1]

@RSvidsincorporated OMG YES! I'm waiting for Superbad to finish downloading!

[BenMan1231]

I didn't quite find the "talkin' 'bout yo' mama" joke towards the beginning very funny :P

The whole story is that Ezio's family was executed :L

[Hattheknight]

Didnt he do all that to buy the pantheon?

[DarksideHasNoCookies]

lol, Toby's pretty armour house is hanging up in the butcher's shop XD

[MrMbierlein]

I like you videos but why with an assassins power do you not buy,sell and loot when you can I mean you would be so much better if you did sell and dye your cloths, sell and buy a crossbow and sell/ loot to get armor I am sure others nearly rage quite when you do this cause I nearly do every time.

P.S: thanks again for this hilarious video "google maps" LOL

[Nerf9874]

You are so funny LMFAO

[derekperry221]

yu get the double hidden blade from leonardo da vinci wen yu sit on teh chair its like 2800 sumething

[bidderrandom]

It took him 42 episodes for him to realise he sucks a gaming???

[MsJigglypuff100]

When I press x, people die

When I press b, things explode

When I press y, horses come

When I press a, I run a lot

...make it a shirt... do it

[0jrhindo]

@MsJigglypuff100 horse cum?

[ccrimsonfox]

Ezio is briefly miming at 5:24 lol. I'm guessing he's actually pushing against an invisible wall...

[366alexandra]

Me:"I rly need to sleep now"

*Toby does something awsome*

Me: Maybe just one episode more... or two.

[majs345]

Random Lady: Have you been drinking?

Toby: Have you been eating?

Toby you are just too funny

[rachelisinsane]

if you pickpocket the herald just after paying him off, you get all 500 back with only a tiny bit of notoriety :)

[jbonyxmonkey]

Looks like Ezio is jumping into the chiney at 0:44

[Vannatter333]

OMG!!!

[xroguepassionx]

Toby: "I'm seriously moving on. We're gonna do some quests now."

Me: No you aren't. -_- *skips through video and sees hardly anything accomplished*

[1999rod99]

hey i think the ppl that are insulten him should stop he a comedy person of corce he gonna act stupid

[Tobias5505]

There are 26 letters, Toby

[dragonpaw1000]

Sell stuff and dye cloths:.(

[XxILoveRayWJxX]

he sounds constapater

[XxKillerStaplerxX]

10:41 guy in background saying "merda, cazzo, cazzo"

[radiatinghype]

@Natsters46 dude... he posted this nearly a year ago XD *facepalm*

[Natsters46]

SAVE UP AND GET A FIRETRUCKING CROSSBOW ALREADY. Jeez, I do enough yelling at you already. I just want to slap you sometimes.

[RhodezBroz]

Just thinking try summoning your horse on top of a building!

[bobsagetbobsaget147]

5:30 so he can slaughter 50 guards at a time, but he can't handle that?

[Fy4ZUBkroq]

bless yor face boop

[NoStringsNeeded]

So when Toby presses x people die, and when he presses b he lights stuff on fire...?

[TheJuppse]

Buy the crossbow for crist sake!!!

[acr412]

he should do a playthrough for revelations

[evillttlimp]

Aww, he got "Myhorse" back, I'm so happy for him :)

[yodaoncrak]

2:27

Toby: "I don't need that many letters, 25 is good enough for me."

Me: "There are 26 letters in the alphabet Toby...."

[animeboylives]

@yodaoncrak *FacePalm* He said take my F's, so 26-1=25, hence the "25 is good enough for me."

[mikimomo97]

@yodaoncrak He spent the "F" though. so there are only 25 :)

[xaio67]

@yodaoncrak you're an idiot .

[marcmurray1]

@xaio67 How come?

[Chancechan]

ahhh! steal from the herald you just paid off instead of the townspeople ><

[highdive77]

would you get the stupid bearded axe for crying out loud!!!

[watsupjew]

@pspieter he meant that he was fine with having one less letter in the alphabet. F. 26-1=25

[AweAttack]

Thumbs up if you saw the Skyrim trailer at the beginning, and immediately clicked out of this video and looked up a skyrim one.

[TheTiamarth]

Everyone who is/was complaining about him saying that there is 25 letters in the alphabet is severely wrong. He was not saying that there is only 25, but that he sold his "f". He omitted "f" from the alphabet. He is not as retarded as you think...

[trfrace]

God I hate quotes getting top comment. Spoils vid

[pspieter]

2:24, and i was like:

...

toby

...

the alphabet has 26 letters

...

...

*facepalm deluxe*

[SuperDestinyDude]

*Toby ignites the tower before synchronizing*

Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....!!!

[regaralize]

Dude u should allways buy new wepons

[pieholeee]

I thought id let you know your not funny atall .... i have had funnier shits then that....get off youtube and go suck on a hobo's dick cheese.

[NobleTeamMIA]

@pieholeee why would he suck your dick cheese? btw why the hell did you click on this vid if you dont like watchin him?? fucking loser

[jauchiu]

@NobleTeamMIA Ahh so , you are a gamer. Liar!

[AliceInUnderland666]

@pieholeee

(O_o).....

[Wolf6120]

Hey toby, I know you already finished this game but just a tip, after you bribe the herald, pickpocket him! You get your money back, and hell stop talking about you

[RigbyBiggles]

LOL sicilian "raper" XD

[lameadvice]

There is one letter in the alphabet that Toby doesn't use. What could it be?

[PartyPinkie]

When I lost my first armored horse, I felt the same way...

[Domenicomn]

i realize that after rewatching this serie like 2 times its kinda weird toby get soo surprise with a item,and when he buy it he's like: "OMFG THIS THING IS REAL!!!"

just like when he takes a quest item, he goes like "a dalah ring?!? sweet!!,a owl?!? thats awesome!!!!111,or,cofee beans??! thats so valuable!!!!!!!" i mean he dont even know what are these things for and hes saying "oh this and this! this and this! OOOOH!" he say that he played assasins creed 2,so why he doesnt know some stuff?

[EmoTheElephant]

"I don't need that many letters, 25 is good enough for me!!" What about the last one, Toby? :(

[hgaflerby]

01:00 "hehe, have you been eating?"

[SonOfTheSea1008]

did he just say sicilian raper???

[emmyjoe3000]

06:47

[shadowstrider43]

"Just what the Daddy ordered!" You said that because of MacDaddy Velli! Duh? XD

[Souperandom843]

edible peices of murder.... (t-shirt anyone?)

[PyrozPlayground]

Have you been drinking?

Have you been eating? lol

[mrrxl14]

ALL I WANT IS A SHIRT

[TheKayoco]

Toby's laugh when he had to laugh about that woman asking if he has been drinking is just so cute, I keep replaying it <3

[NFRRAM]

toby:sicilian ray-per!

me: TOBY! ITS PRONOUNCED RA-PI-ER!

[discommunicated]

should have stole moey back off the herald

[Crem2057]

lmao

Toby: "Oh nooo did I lose my pretty armor horse?" *exits fabbro*

Shopkeeper: "Well yes, not here is it? I think...Oh, goodbye for now!"

XD perfect timing shopkeeper.

[ABMAnty1234]

lol jk only his brother and dad are dead but its k cuz his mom and sister are alive

[shadowstrider43]

@ABMAnty1234

Correction: his brothers. His younger and older brother.

[ABMAnty1234]

@shadowstrider43 oh yeah the kid with the fetish for feathers

[ABMAnty1234]

but toby Ezios mom is DEAD D:

[himynameissmile]

How has he not worked out that you give him 500 fs then you pick pocket it off of him right after?

[himynameissmile]

Toby's been asking for a crossbow for ages and he finally gets it and he doesnt buy it

[MassiveFrostbite]

keep pressing 1:40 for constipated toby :)

[shadowstrider43]

Toby and Ezio: Diaries of an insomniac. Does he sleep? Either of them?

[ItsMeStubbsy]

if toby wasnt so funny this video would get so much abuse ;)

[legion897]

i could imagine ezio with heelys taking peoples wallets as he goes by.....

[jonez227]

spare some change against your will? i love toby...no homo

[ashleypasleybashley]

"Oh, its just pieces of edible murder."

I love you, Toby

[wikthis]

planet...i just flippin caught it XDXDXD

[ScarletBrambles]

Shouldn't his white clothes be red with that mass murder commit a couple episodes ago? ...Is that why you're getting so many tailors, Toby?

[stitchgurl55]

"Ewww what is that? Oh...that's what they do...they sell pieces of murder."

[MattehG25]

ezio is the original santa

he dives into the chimmeny at 0:38

[jumbotrev123]

who thinks tht he should have bought better armor and the crossbow and sold all of those items to get the money?

[StewieGriffinruleify]

:yuno: Y u no make funny subtitle Toby??

[moron991000]

when you bribe the Herald you can steel your money back

[18Pebbles]

Fuck 5 Hour Energy. Seriously.

[EmberMaye]

"I freakin' went google maps" Bahahaha. XD

[blueeyesmaster9]

Everybody listen, you won't be able to play this game after you watch him play. I found myself asking if npc's if they had been attaining sustenance and calling someone mac-daddy-a-veili.

[EmberMaye]

@blueeyesmaster9 OH man I could definitely see myself doing that, lol.

[jajabee123456789]

toby should have stolen the money he gave to the man speaking

[DrivableSalmon]

Fuck you toby, I really wanted you to buy bearded axe :(

[FlyingNinjaPie]

OMG you were teabagging that guys face at the end :D

[RandomSBean]

*At the beggining of the game*

Women: Have you been Drrrinking?

Toby: Have you been eating?

I laughed until the show was over! Lol

[MissAriNicole]

I want a Tobuscus shirt that says "Don't mind if I did." XD

[Xbox360Gamer2777]

was it just me or did any1 else LOL from around 2:05 - around 2:27

[jfc41799]

I SNEEZED !!!!! FINALLY!!

[monsterkiller1231]

i got a lightsaber in this game and a unicorn so i win

[fireheart703]

buy a big weapon plz

[Zw285]

3:49 That poor guy.

[sleezymonkey]

Toby: I press x and people die, I press x and people die!

[NovahcMS]

Toby: can i have a drink

'steals 10f"

Thank you

[Onigiriiswhite]

Lol oh you.

[akira370]

I laugh at your noobieness

[username42a]

oh sorry 4 squares.... lol

[username42a]

We're in part 42 and you've gained 2 health squares??........

[TheTntman12345]

TOBY u do not suck at gaming

[Beason15]

2:24 toby does know that there are 26 letters of the alphabet right?

[freakerchick123]

what happend to to ur horse with armor? XD

[s3th300]

I Hate Commercials!!!!!!

[poeiuw]

why will he never buy the crossbow!

[GNewbt1]

sell every thing

[Gazuntiteable]

Toby: DOUBLE BLADED DAGGER?! OH YES

(A few episodes earlier) I want two blades.

Me: D: *Facedesk* GET IT. DON'T GET THE DAGGER. Hnnnnnnh.

[GNewbt1]

i hat 5 hour energy

[Robbiethedanser]

so funny XD

[katiebug2428]

7:42 yet another Harry Potter reference win!!

[semisecrettwihard]

ASSASSIN HEELIES!!!

[classe3am3]

i hate the old toby playing

[TwilightFlip]

AHAHHAHA 6:06 "Oh yeah!... Oh no..."

[WinnieTheSuperDog1]

After Toby fist fighted that person, someone yelled, "BLOOD!! BLOOD!!" XD

[bothersomebananas]

BUY ITTTT D:<

ITS COOL

[AverageWizard100]

Spare some change, against your will?

[MrTwitchy101]

I press X in your face

what you going to do about it

[ColossalCow]

When I press X, PEOPLE DIE.

When I press B, things burn to the ground and explode.

Thumbs so Toby can make them into T-Shirts!

[Azazeth90]

@ColossalCow then what happens when he writes box?

[appledestroyer22]

@ColossalCow have the T-shirts have pictures of 1. dead people all around him, with a hand pressing X

2. a burning tower with ezio jumping off it, and a hand pressing B

[craterface12]

don't you know that you can steal your money back from the heralds?

[craterface12]

check out my ACB vids sorry for the quality

[Lavastar129]

00:42 - 00:46 and THAT is how santa did it in the olden days.

[bylertoe1]

like if you saw the new drinking game idea on last video

[Delta9191]

LOL At 00:30 he said When I Press B Things Burn :D

[snakert12345]

dye your clothes black

[SuperLietuvisLT]

Why didn't he robbed that herald he bribed

[MisssEpiccAliiMakeup]

Who wants to bet that toby is still pondering the amazment of the Bone Dagger Of Romulus

[auqanova]

its supposed to be sicilian r-a-p-i-e-r

[NCONiall]

10:35 Did that guy say, "Who can resist a little cold cocaine." Lmao.

[babyjesus3343]

another T-shirt.. "When i press b things explode"

[Gchord86]

Good Bye beautiful Assassins's white

[Kovarr]

6:17...Ezio totally goosed that woman! lol

[Kovarr]

An assassin with a honkin' huge bearded axe......that would be interesting to see....

[whathesaid123321]

go hire the strippers!!!!!!! ( They bring joy:))

[kaeson359]

LOOT PEOPLE

[ZIZFREAK]

Toby, when you bribe the herald, you should just rob it back.

[ashlyn1515]

I love how much you love your heely's! It's so adorable.

[Shindanjuu]

And man and horse were reunited

[Puchigardiechan]

Toby's such a horse-whore :D

[hansfussing]

just what the daddy ordered HAHA XD

[wavebaby92]

its so cute he starts to learn what the italian words mean. 

[tikinice]

The double hidden blade made me think of Angel the Series.

[davross1970]

I've watched from ep 1 to ep 41 cause it is very funny, but I can't take it any more, how can anyone be this bad at playing,it can't be possible!!

[falloutman211]

does anyone know what toby uses to record?

[Cejax5O]

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Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

Remember when the users controlled the site and not corporations?

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution!

Thumbs up to keep at the top of page

[Puchigardiechan]

@Cejax5O remember when you didn't have to see these totally unrelated comments in peoples' videos? GTFO