Half-Life 2: Episode one - Zombine Joke

[flyboy685]

next thing you hear: watch out it's got a grenade!

[Blobface07]

I still love her.

[Kukapetal]

shoot her.

[xXDoublexAceXx]

i love the face she makes,

lol priceless

[optionen100]

HAHAHA

(Clap ,Clap)

[AangnimusPrime]

This is the one part of the Half-Life series where silence is golden.

[vpfan207]

gravity cat not amused

[DjSugarKitty95]

Ah. Ah. Ah. *facepalm*

[IanEduardoMeneses]

*headdesk*

[NOLFGirl]

Gordon is definitely not amused.

[TheMuffinMan477]

AWKWARD TO THE MAX

[musicmakespeace]

in gordons mind: are u fking kidding me? another new type of enemy and u making a joke out this? cmon valve.. give me a break alrdy.

[TheLAFilms99]

Gordon Freeman: You wanna try to make me talk, right????? You will not... I didnt get it by the way...

[weemadtommy]

*facepalm*

[Denthedragon]

Oh HO! It's funny cause combine put with zombie is called zombine! Oh HO! HO!

[miketemify]

smh moment

[zzixyca]

how about... combie?

[noob0813]

Alyx, it's not that it wasn't CLEVER, just that jokes aren't as funny when you're in a big stankhole under a destroyed city infested with zombies and giant ants that want to kill you. That's all.

[iluvme4never]

@noob0813 I'd hate to break it to you, but she's a fictional character.

[eskimodude812]

OH MY GOD THAT IS FUCKING HILARIUOS!!! XDXDXDXD

[zerosvc2]

The word should have been combie. Then it might be a little funny.

[Sami1oo1]

When I was playing Episode 1, In that dark plase where you have to go to ventilation pipe and i founded batterys, I was gonna take them and then the pipe brokend and I dropped down where Alyx was. And she said: Back so soon?

Then I was like: you and your zombine.

[Kzook]

Should have shaken the camera in a 'no' fashion, after she said "Get it?"

[Finalknot]

@Kzook LoL

[SuddenAttacker100]

Gordon didn't find that funny at all. So he kept his mouth shut (like thats the first time)

[LonexRiderxgamer]

@OKStudios i think your mom is a fourteen year old girl/boy. stay out of my inbox and ill take it back.

[LonexRiderxgamer]

gordon would just take his glasses of and facepalm! XD

[OKStudios]

@LonexRiderxgamer Stop saying the smiley "XD" it sounds like you are a 14 year old girl

[simis089]

joke fail

[66Metallicaman66]

If Gordon was able to speak, he'd say something like:

"Just shut the fuck up."

or:

"Yeah, yeah, good for you, bitch."

[Jimpiedepimpie]

Headcrabs suck ass.

[GruberKrinkle47]

"uhhh shut up bitch I wish I had a voice box just shhhhh"

[TigerRifle1]

thank you I'll be here all week

[TMoney521900]

*Gordon's reaction to the joke* SHUT UP ALYX, YOU TELL THE WOST JOKES EVER!

[b2o4e]

Gordon: *slowly shakes his head*

[tandis97]

Gordons like .-.

[Nathan2094]

ಠ_ಠ

[HalfLife2Alyx]

I laughed cause Gordon didn't laugh xD

[TheArzonite]

gordons mind:HAHAHAHA LOLOLOL THAT WAS SO FRIGGIN FUNNY IM DYING!!! HAHHA :' D

[flyingcumshot]

Gordon does'nt want to hear your jokes, he just wants to fuck the shit out of you

[chestbuster1987]

Theoretical physicists ... everybody knows they have no sense of humor

[trechan]

HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAAH ZOMBINE AHHAHAHAHAH HAH HAHA HSTFU BITCH!

[Mastermind8908]

N B4: Wakka Wakka!

[Mastermind8908]

Crowbars were made for these moments.

[WMan37]

Alyx:A combine zombie.... That's like, Zombine. Get it? Zombine?

Gordon:  ಠ_ಠ............ Alyx: Eeeeeh, k.

[Jesscookie1]

Uhhhhh......a.. a... Combie, geddit?

[Anusdhka]

gordon was like: I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT IT IS, I HAVE TO KILL EM ALL

[eth92]

Gordon's first word: Predictable

[morgankim96]

...and so Gordon Freeman no longer talks

[tehx3n]

show some more cleavage and he might laugh

[Chik0r0]

Zombine get it?...heh...heh heh

Gordon: ...(thinking: now i REALLY wont talk....NEVER)

[SuperEmoBros]

Well I lol'd at it

[FiZZBANGWHAM]

Don't even try.

[Benjie654]

DID U HAVE YOUR PERIOD?

[GTA1boy]

She must be high or something.

[acidjoker21]

alyx is like zoey lol

[CELMEY]

A advise for everyone: dont tell bad jokes when another has got a gun ^^

[Zafir168]

The joke is only funny than, when you don't explain it. Every one should get it!

[vertibirdsoldier]

HAHAH more like COMBAIN !!

[Wuzzup222]

It was at this point in the game that I realized not only was Alyx stupid as all fuck, but also told awful jokes.

[Unkown701]

When my battery from flashlight was gone i needed to turn it off and i jumped on a car and alyx maked a sound like a zombine and i shooted her and i lost the mision.

[ShadicoTheHedgehog]

@Unkown701 Even though you can't shoot Alyx and kill her...

[DANKIDYD]

@ShadicoTheHedgehog He was joking

[joeythewing]

@Unkown701 cool story bro

[GuitarsBlood]

HAH HAH

[MatannardiA]

would have been great if you had the option to slap her for that joke.

[meluvmuskpunk]

@MatannardiA haha yer :)

[VitreousHalo]

i dont get it.

[stuntevie]

@VitreousHalo o.0

[lokken10]

@VitreousHalo combine + zombie = zombine

[lortepikfis]

@VitreousHalo zombie/combine = zombine

[VitreousHalo]

@lortepikfis *facepalm*

[bloodevil9998]

@lortepikfis I think he was Joking -.-

[lortepikfis]

@bloodevil9998 ok

[CloggedLacrimalGland]

@lortepikfis I want to facepalm your face with a headcrab.

[lortepikfis]

@CloggedLacrimalGland ehhh wtf is a head crap?

[CloggedLacrimalGland]

@lortepikfis You don't know what the fuck is a headcrab? Then what the fuck are you doing here, you moron? Please tell me you're a troll, or otherwise it's just sad how stupid you are.

[lortepikfis]

@CloggedLacrimalGland what? im only 8

[Doomlovesearth]

@lortepikfis look just play half life and you'll find out what a head crab is

[NinjaFoo777]

@VitreousHalo zombie + combine = ZOMBINE DUUUUUH

[JasonChang55]

It's a zombine! It's a Combie! No! It's a headcrab kamikaze zombie!!!

[saster47]

this is why gordon don't speak

[HxTrEmEcHaOs]

I would have been like LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[AppleJuiceee93]

-.- stupid bitch

[viliussmproductions]

hehe

[MasterSteff1000]

FAIL JOKE

[pkerch00b1]

man i would have totally lost it when all of the sudden gordon would say: lame

[BIONICLEMANIAC911]

OH THAT SILLY ALYX

[Extnoob]

HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING GENIOUS!!!

[STAR123WARSS]

HHAHA DIS IS FUNNISET JOKE EVA!!

[Deruxe0000]

Gordon only shakes head. Do not make a joke when gordon is around.

[noukilledit]

alyx.... FAIL

[SuperSquag]

i shot her in the head after she said her joke and yelled "BAD JOKE!!!"

[RickyRiddy2]

her jokes are better near the end. half the time i reacted to them with "haahaha, shut up. T_T"

[Davidsh13]

You Fail.

[JohnTheEncyklopedia]

at least she's got nice ass

[benben829]

*facepalm*

[hank2417]

alyx:zombine get it?

gordon:nice try for getting me talk alyx it wont work

alyx:AHA! i made you talk!

gordon:god damit!

gman:rise and shine mr. freeman cause how many times I tried to make you talk and thats the only way you talk? ive been on 3 episodes that always watching to hear your voice god dammit

[Goobster1920]

@hank2417 And G-Man's motives are revealed...

[gtaroules123]

Once when I played hl2 ep 1 i where there and the zombine woke up behind the window and it picked up its grenade but it didnt walk up to the window so nothing happened!!! wierd =<)

[CommanderKiller312]

"Zombine , get it ?"

(Gordon never says anything)

">_>"

[Dastarlos]

It is kinda funny

[123halofreak]

@Dastarlos lol in a sad way

[Kaarlo]

ROFLMAO LOL FUNNY... not actually.

[GunnerMcGreene]

The way she says it is charming. But the joke itself is 5/10

[aschili]

this a bad joke

[lazar73]

ops sorry for down your comment sorry a lot

[lazar73]

xD what a joke -_- gordon freeman dont get that joke xD

[tenpinbowl12]

Gordan is liek STFU!

[unknow5763]

delete or move any files (or edit ) that look like they control stuff had the same proplem most thing open whit notepad

[sheogorath19]

ey anyone i've got a prob with ep 1 ... got a new hdtv lately and hl 2 and hl2 ep 2 work great at 1920x1080 but ep 1 crashed when i trie to set the res higher (now i can't even start it up) i think this is very weird since episode 1 must be lighter on my pc the episode 2, and ep 2 is working fine

[4676CamW]

@sheogorath19

Probably because that higher res is not supported on that TV..

[sheogorath19]

pls try and read my comment... i sayd ep 2 and the normal half life 2 work perfectly at 1920x1080 and i know when a tv supports a certain resolution

[4676CamW]

All I can say is update your video card drivers.. fixed my problem with Fallout 3.

[sheogorath19]

they are already pretty recent ... week ago or so was my last update

[sheogorath19]

and yeah i also fixed a prob whith my fallout 3 by doing this but my problem with episode 1 is that it's not just stuttering but it's unplayable ... and it shouldn't be because i got the graphically more advanced episode 2 to work perfectly so it should work

[KrazyKlay135]

My theory is that Gordan had died along time ago and that Gman is cursing his body after the Black Mesa incident and now Gordan is afraid to speak becuz he doesnt want Alyx to throw up becuz of his breath! :D

[skoolrox123]

meh... epik phailzorz joke

[iloukinwe]

thats a pretty dumb fucking theory

[ShadowSora94]

What Gordon Wanted to Say: Just shut the hell up so we can move along, kick Combine's ass, and finally get the shower i've been denied for about 20 years.

What Gordon Said: .......

[MrAsianRocks]

gordan b4 the joke: -.-

gordan after the joke: -.-

[RavenholmHunter]

hhahahhahahha

[Waluigi101]

Highlight of Lowlife.

[svoilyi]

-zombine, u get it? hehe

-YES BITCH!

[soybean85]

Gordon Went mute from that joke.

[clintfrakington]

@soybean85 HA!

[megapyro013]

Damn, gordan was just waitin for her to turn around so he can check out her ass like always lol

[Lillajohan123]

haha wtf Alyx: Zombine... Get it?

Gordons thought: I CAN'T FUCKING TALK!

[MatzeleAnului]

Gordon was like wtf new enemy ? fuck Valve.

[volcunman2000]

fucken gay

[kingnic17]

Gordon's sense of humor died.

[UziGameLover]

Alyx : zombine .. get it

Gordon: ...

[BoxGuy12]

Zombine get it?

No!

[SuperFlicky]

That's like a zombine, right? Heh... zombine... get it?....huh.

[leersay]

¬_¬ alyx is shit at jokes

[Sinic4]

My advice to Alyx:

Don't tell Gordon jokes, he never laughs and he never will.

[ThxSwitch]

Or talk either

[TVFrag]

LOL!

i didnt lold so hard when i played :o

[TacoBoyManThing]

face it you pervetrs, valve is too awesome for you, and not perverted like you :)

[borzo30]

if Freeman had laugh of that joke the players were saying OMG HE CAAN TAAALK HEY MR FREEMAN SAY STH MR FREEMAANNNNN11!!!!!!!

[PivotStorm]

she has sucky jokes... at that part all i did is just looking at her boobs...

[borzo30]

her boobs are tiny;p i always thought that the players who we masturbating to such lame girl are amateur lamers;p

[PivotStorm]

that the best thing i could stare at

[thecakebebake]

I think....NO. chackakakaka. DIEDIEDIE AAAHAHAYAHAHAHAHA!!!

[irio333]

wow wait how can a cop be a zombie dont they have masks?

[dapapeyu]

the headcrab covers the ENTIRE HEAD of the metrocop,also that thing can make its effects even if the victim got a mask

[SNAJmaster]

gordon points gunn at her

"never again"

[ShadowAssassin887]

cough buzzkill cough cough

[betro423]

can you imagine gordon freemans face there... :3

[EnclaveSupporter]

ha..ha...ha.. that was a good one alyx..yea hahaha *sigh*

[Noktum85]

It's fantastic XD

[TLoZNarutofan]

Ha, uh hu ha ha..........?

[ballsopt]

the awkward silence afterwards is what made me laugh.

[pauld1429]

from my point of view, this joke was what was, in Gordon's mind, a "No, just no." joke.

[1RZombie]

i laughed so hard when i played this part and heard her say it i was pissing myself at the humour, se this corny idiotic humour is what i like :P i like talking for gordon freeman and i tell alyx my silly jokes

[Wafflewarrior7]

OH MY GOD ROFL ROFL ROFL LMFAO!!!!

*sigh*

[manian112]

alyxes jokes = gordons facepalm

[Wizard101Official]

my fav quote in the game :)

[BowlingAlleyProd]

haha... your... so.... funny?  *sighs

[KooKas2oo8]

0:10 she looks really quite fat when she turns around.

[OODDLuke]

she's not funny, but she is lucky she is hot -.-

[pizza87760]

I literally let out a pathetic sigh when I heard this while playing.

[Metalsonic2008]

she is a cute and loveable character

[rtc2495]

lol FAIL!

[legodooode]

lol wierd joke its funny how gordon does not talk and when she makes that joke he does not laugth loooool

[Drawkid50]

Hahah! I actually laughed at this part, just because of the lame joke. XD Gordon being silent has it's uses. XD

[thatsupergirl]

I think you're the only other person on youtube who found this funny because of the lameness, like me haha.

Definitely a "badum bum chhhhhh" moment.

[atarimon]

same...it was so bad it was good...

[ItalianoConfuso]

if i had a weapon i would have thrown a grenade in that scene

[zombiefiedmeh]

you PHAIL!!

[flameof2006]

She reminds me of that otter from penguins of madagascar. Think her names marlene or something

[Twili6]

No.. its Alyx

[laikiunreal]

zombine? oooohhh hahahahaah, wait ...no

[LolzMan1325]

Wow, that was so funny Gordon forgot to laugh, OH WAIT O_O

[lardyneck]

doo-doong, chhhh

[meoblast001]

at the end she does the typical "oh no i said/did something embarrassing/stupid in front of someone i like" hand on neck thing