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  • Howards fall.

    Made my day ;'D

  • What was Kevin Rudd thinking only downing a third of that beer? What a soft cock. Bob Hawk knew how to do it...

  • Don't buy into the government's bullshit about asylum seekers, the majority are legitimate. The whole focus on boats is also ridiculous as the vast majority don't come by boat, they come by plane.

  • Ah politicians... They are all incapable of telling the truth and are very good at dodging the truth, it seems that politics and truth are like chalk and cheese.

  • Question time last night was the best. It inspired me to attempt to suck the shit out of my own arse. Australian politicians. The least retarded wins by default. This vision was proudly brought to you by the real estate inflation outsource my balls for a quick fuck capital of the word.

  • You've got to admit, Howard was quite the walker

  • Fuckin labor  corrupt party

  • You don't have one language, every tribe has different language and there thousands of tribes all around the country.

    We are all united and the current government and flag, and changing the flag with Aboriginal symbol's on the it would be to much. The flag should be about the what the country is about.

    And having Aboriginal colors on the flag would be too much of contrast and it would look shit.

    And no one is getting life penalty for something that happened over 200 years ago you idiot.

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  • 1) Australia must be returned to native people,2)aboriginal language must be included as an official language and studied at schools, 3)the flag must be changed representing the true meaning of Australia,4)the truth about illegitimate existence of British Crown since Cook's arrival must be revealed and aboriginal ownership must be fully recognised and sealed,5)QEII must be removed from coins and banknotes,

    6)life penalty must be applied for damages caused to aboriginal people by BritGovnt/Crown

  • @DocWog Quoting Gladiator: People should know when they are conquered.

    Including the aboriginal language in an official language? You got to be joking. The aboriginal language would have to be as relevant and as important as tits on a bull, mate.

  • Oh and I'm sick of this New World Order crap. Fuck off conspiracy theorists....OMG SOME TOTALITARIAN GOVERNMENT IS GONNNA TAKE CONTROLLLL!!!!

  • I feel like an idiot, but what song is this?

  • @dodty92 The song is "things don't seem' by Australian Crawl

  • God help us if Tony Abbott ever becomes Prime Minister...

  • the reason they have long tongues that they constantly flick, is because they are snakes.

  • @SovereignBeing pls go.

  • @candIejac where?

  • Haha! Especially Tony Abbott "acting like a twat". I noticed this clip has foreshadowed politicians who have become even more prominent in the political scene in the past 4 years.

  • I respect Tony Abbott - he is the only hope Australia has got. The lesbian bitch that is our Prime Minister is wrecking the country!

  • @TheGladeGirl LOL u think any of them are any different,.! They are using Opposame politics in every country.. Their job is to bring in the new world order now, doesnt matter who has the title, the agenda remains the same.. Don't bother voting for these morons. opt out, its worth the $50 fine not to be a part in all the crappy theatre politics

  • @TheGladeGirl Pauline Handson's not the Prime Minister, shithead.

  • @TheGladeGirl Because News Limited/any commercial radio/tv station that gets their news off news limited told you the Carbon Tax would destroy our industry?

  • @TheGladeGirl Gillard and Abbott have no differences. They're the same lousy lying pieces of shit. Don't be fooled by what they say in the media or their hollow election promises.

  • I love Tony Abbott. I love how he looks out for the ordinary Australian ... So long as they are Christian, Heterosexual, earn over 80k, care not for the environment and realise that all asylum seekers are queue jumpers and not worthy of a 'fair go'. Please will this man just crawl under a rock and never surface EVER again. Tony Abbott, you're a blight on this fine nation, you're a self interested 'dickhead' and I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, but I would piss on you any other day.

  • @aandyleonard HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA beautifully put.

  • @aandyleonard Written, spoken and authorised by A Dickhead, Australian Labor Party, Canberra.

  • @aandyleonard Asylum Seekers aren't productive, they generally just leech of welfare. I tyhink we should increase skilled migration, because I don't like my tax dollars going towards economic migrants.

    When you get a job, you won't either.

  • @halcncod Thanks for your xenophobic and presumptuous message, halcncod. I've visited asylum seekers so I know that their intention is not to leech off welfare - it's 'off' welfare, not 'of' welfare, by the way; it seems that my tax dollars weren't that well spent on your (lack of) education! I have a job, thanks very much, I've never taken anything off welfare; your presumption of my unemployment seems to have come from my compassion. I bet I've contributed a lot more to society than you.

  • @aandyleonard I doubt it, you seem to earn less than $80k a year which would mean you pay less tax than me. I don't care what they told you, or even what their intentions are, it's what actually happens that matters. And about 40% (a huge proportion) fall into welfare dependency.

  • @halcncod Again you're making presumptions. Not that it's any of your concern whatsoever, I earn a substantial amount over $80k a year, so there isn't a need for your need for validation of your income being higher than mine, because it probably isn't. However, that isn't the point. Just because I am in a high tax bracket does not make me heartless. When you look at the backgrounds these people come from, you should try and open your heart to a little bit of compassion.

  • @aandyleonard Also, xenophobic, really? I said I wanted to increase skilled migration you mindless dolt.

  • @aandyleonard Wow, one of the most true and clever things I've ever read! I love the ending too.

  • @tonyb6029 Thanks Tonyb6029. I can't believe the selfishness and heartlessness of people like 'halcncod', what a douche.

  • @aandyleonard Wow, I just read some of his comments. I agree, what an idiot! (Your comment has 27 thumbs up, his has none, lol).

  • @aandyleonard so true

  • @aandyleonard you are an idiot stop complaining and get a job you twit

  • @mwicked I've got a job, I've said that many times in the posts above when halcnod wrongly assumed that, because I have a conscience about issues such as the treatment of refugees, I must be in a lower income bracket. If you've gone to the trouble of posting a reply where you call someone you've never met an idiot and a twit, perhaps you should have read the comments previously so you don't look so ill informed. Perhaps you can't read.

  • @aandyleonard

    Thankyou!

  • @aandyleonard Asylum seekers ARE queue jumpers.

  • @aandyleonard What a clique of shit.

  • @aandyleonard What a clique of shit.

  • @aandyleonard Piss on ya, piss on ya, if you were on fire, I wouldn't piss on ya!

  • No sex scandals?

  • Proud to be an Aussie after watching this. In any other country attempting to down a beer in one go would lose you points. Here NOT downing it in one go loses you points!

  • That's SO true!

  • Peter Garrett would make a good Lord Voldemort

  • @Zoteism same i thought the same

  • 0:39 Check out that hag on the bottom right

  • I love that two of the major politicians are named Abbot and Costello.

  • @kev3d it sums up australian politics very well i think

  • die racists.die.

  • @kcooldude86 Who's racist?

  • Any string puppet can dance more gracefully than Garrett, who always seems to be in the throes of a grand mal.

  • @coralarch inside there was an environmental vandal just dying to escape. I noticed after approving the Tassie pulp mill he's not dancing anymore.

  • Things Dont Seem by Australian Crawl

  • hey remember that lady on ausie big brother who was in love with john howard hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha that was HIALARIOUS!!!!

    im aussie and the only thing im ashamed of is our politicians!

  • Where the convicts go-to Australia.hahaha

  • @kcooldude86

    yawn

  • whats the song called?

  • Trobo a faltar la Julia Guillard, aquest androide endimoniat que sembla (?) un híbrid d´alien gris i sargantana, però tot i això és un gran video. Australia, a large colony of his Gracious Majesty Alien.

  • Hey all,

    Have a look at little song I wrote about the incomparable Joe Hockey.

    SEARCH: "joe hockey poli"

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  • BIG TED!!

  • ```*´´´  Insuperable!

  • Im a Howard supporter but gees he was an uncoordinated bugger... Saying that where the footage of Hawkey get hit in the face by the cricket ball? absolute gold!

  • Haha did Wayne Swan make this himself? Costello was a better treasurer then Swan ever was.

  • @mime225

    Apples and oranges.

    The Global Economic climate was much more positive and stable during the Howard/Costello era.

    Swan had the GFC to deal with and according to most dealt with it well.

    No fair comparison can be made.

  • your a dick head

  • Wayne Swan throws his shit around his cell too much. He is the Australian George W Bush, a genuine fucking idiot.............

  • TONY ABBOTT IS AWESOME

  • @MrsTaylorBerryman

    Nope.

    He's a religiously infected dinosaur unfit for Office.

    And he probably has a lower IQ than you.

    And that's seems to be quite low.

  • what's the song

  • @MaxwellBennett things don't seem by Australian Crawl

  • epic fall lol

  • Swan is the biggest twat there. Imagine him running the country. LOL.

    He'd stutter worse than Tony Abbott!

    "So Mr. Swan, what do you think about the boats coming to Australia?"

    "Uhm erm, we wont let them come here.. er.. yeah."

  • You have to add Krudd picking and eating his Ear.

  • what is it with Abbott and the tongue?? its bloody disgusting to look at

  • REMEMBER everyone that Tony Abbott wants to send more young Australia men & women to fight America's war in Afghanistan, Vote for this moron if you want more Australians coming back in body bags.

  • BRING BACK JOHNNY - WE MISS YOU...& I KNOW ALL YOU TUBE VIEWERS OUT THERE WILL HATE ME FOR MAKING THIS COMMENT BUT WHO CARES AUSTRALIA IS A COUNTRY OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH. JULIA GILLARD IS A BITCH ON HEAT & GOD HELP US ALL IF LABOR GETS BACK IN. EX-PAT WHO REALLY HOPES THAT LIB GET BACK IN FOR A BETTER FURTURE FOR ALL AUSTRALIAN'S..

  • @jo25182518

    Yeah you're right, we all hate you.

  • @jo25182518 no bill of rights = no freedom of speech sorry.. Government will always have reserve powers to censor whatever parliament wants whenever it feels like it..

    p.s. I agree with KristinaTVfan

  • @jo25182518 I'm going to agree with you hear, i never saw a problem with good old johnny. the only people that didnt like him were the doll bludgers who didnt work and hated him cause he never gave out money. during the financial crisis australia was in the best position financially THANKS to john howard. rudd was able to do the money hand outs because howard introduced GST, thats where the money came from

  • @coonalishus - thanks for taking the time out & replying...at least there are Aussies are out who know im right...Unfortunately people have very short memories when it comes to voting...just remember all AUSTRALIAN's what John Howard did for the COUNTRY - he gave us SURPLUS & RUDD blew it by given all you guys handouts.

  • @jo25182518 KRudd saved our Country from the GFC ,something a lot of other countries admired and congratulated us on.Some european countries are a financial mess post GFC.We are, like, nothing happened.

  • @C906070 dream on clown. Which faction of the knife wielding Labor machine are you on?

  • @C906070 New information out! Apparently we would have been better off with NO STIMULUS. We would still have billions surplus if it wasn't for that fool. And Julia is a con-job, saying we'll be in surplus by 2013. Hahah! We'll have a surplus to START paying the 300 billion dollar debt by 2013!

  • @coonalishus lol john howard kept the economy good by selling all our major companies overseas short term fix long term disaster it doesnt matter who goes in now. Australia is fucked the world is fucked look up the end of civilization.

  • @Sipifok are you emo by any chance?

  • @coonalishus fuck off cunt im more of a bogan if anything, The world needs oil the population is far too big for the earth to handle, the only reason it can handle it is oil.

    When oil runs out there will be massive food shortages many will die but this wont happen when oil runs out it will start happening quite along time before oil runs out as prices go up farmers go broke and can no longer keep running their farm and to make matters worse lots of Aus farmland gets sold to china.

  • @Sipifok im sure by the time oil runs out we'll have a better, cleaner source of enegy like hydrogen. why are you even talking about oil anyway? what brought that up?

  • @coonalishus the only problem about finding another energy source is money .. money that farmers dont have, i saw the top gear episode with the hydrogen car but tractors are abit difrent to cars take alot more power to run. The point was ppl are so worried about whats gonna happen from elections rather then whats gonna happen when china owns all our farming land.

  • @Sipifok how is china going to own OUR farming land. china has no land. that country is still growing. tractors arnt that different from cars. they have wheels, and an engine. that top gear hydrogen car had its own hydrogen generator. a tractors one would just have to be alot bigger.

  • @coonalishus Farmers go broke and they end up desprate to sell and they get an offer from someone in china and they take it, it was on the news china has bought a few billion dollars worth of australias land. Since alot of them are going broke and as oil prices go up by the time they think about going hydrogen (if thats the future) they wont be able to afford it. Hydrogen is all new to our world making a hydrogen tractor will have some issues

  • @Sipifok whats the problem with the chinese buying our farming land. if the're good and employ good people to work, and do a good job i got no problem with it. but if they don't do a good job we're fucked i agree. But oil prices will never go up HEAPS. the reason is cause if they do go up too much, more people will buy shitty hybrids like the toyota prius. they use less fuel, so less money is spend on buying petrol, which means a bad quarterley statement for those rich oil tycoons.

  • @coonalishus The problem imo is if china owns too much of australian land then that sorta gives them power over Aus. I never got as far as actually finding out what they do with the land they buy, its just such a long term thing can never know for sure what might happen, future will tell all.

    1 things for sure cars were so much better in the 70's

  • like a porkchop hahahahaah awesome job

  • I think if Rudd drank that entire beer he would of got more votes than Hawkey.

  • @BigAussieBloke69 HAHA maybe if it was a yard-glass

  • Joh for PM !!!

  • lol love the second one! peter garret was in a band called midnight oil, that's why he's dancing. the first costello is so funny! it looks like the lady on the right is getting fucked!

  • id replace obama and his band of fucks with these guys. hell id replace obama with a bag of cat shit

  • Bring back JOHNNY - there are still a huge number of VOTERS who love you & you will never be forgotten for what you have done for AUSTRALIA. now look what has happened we have a BITCH in power...my god pray for us all....

  • @jo25182518 AGREED.

  • @jo25182518 u think women are bitches do you?.....bring back "johnny"?...are you serious or do just like typing shit? all the howard govt ever did was scare people and pander too base emotions and fears...Children over board.?..that lying cunt!

  • @jo25182518 ... but there are more people who hate you. So stay where you are, John old boy, and have a nice retirement while jo25182518 continues to pull his or her pudding like a fucking kung-fu master chopping shallots.

  • Proud to be an aussie

  • After watching Kev down that beer I would have to assume Hawke still has the Australian Prime Ministerial drinking record

  • At least they put a great aussie song to this

  • Oh God, I don't understand anything about politics, except that those who would be suited to run a country prefer to make music and those who are suited to manage banks run policies. Is it supposed to be a system built on keeping everything the same and never progressing to a fairer more productive society? Fuck, triple j have probably done more for this country than the Government have. I'd vote for them.

  • Quiet good Swanny. You are fair on this video. You took the piss out of everybody

  • what is the song that Peter Garrett is dancing in?

  • @murph1973 hahaha yea, because speaking mandarin is just the thing australia needs LOL. with everything being made in china, fuck the chinese, they're one of the main reasons why everything is fucked. even thought cockhead rudd could speak mandarin, the rice burners still didnt like him, that says a lot about the dickhead doesnt it? you're a legend murph, thats all ive got to say.

  • @murph1973 the labor government have been responsible for the education system, and they've failed to educated people on issues which are truly important. and they'd rather teach kids about aboriginal history which is fucking irrelevant to anything in life rather than teaching them about their own history with the first fleet. why the fuck doesn't school educate kids about politics... oh that's right, because the teachers all vote labor and are part of the narrow minded system

  • @murph1973 you're a fucking legend, at least someone has a brain on this piece of shit. it's so embarrassingly ridiculous what australian politics has come down to that there's no choice but to take the debate to the gutter level, because thats the kind of understanding most australians have of politics. people voted howard out simply because they were sick of seeing him on the tv. that was the fucking reason no matter what anyone says, people are fucked in the head, and it's all because....

  • wats the song called

  • vodpod.com/watch/3860912-julia­-gillard-charged-with-treason

  • what song is that that garret is dancing in

  • LOL Abbott with the tongue out and the two mic's as eyes is gold man, just gold!

    Looks like a fly lol , exactly what he is too!

  • OMG, i fucking love it

    @OberKommando77 yer mate fucking crazy politics alright, you could have this if you government wasnt so serious about blowing shit up, get to have a beer and youll see results, but at the same time that Bush was a good laugh! :D

  • Soundgarden8497. Go and die in the street you conservative, dumb ass piece of shit! Do us all a favour... Please!

  • Abbott makes me sick.

  • @randomnator how creepy is he?

  • Australian polaticians are the joke of the world. We want to see stabilityand growth. Not a bunch of halfwitts throwing shit at each other. Shame shame shame

  • Australian polatitians are the joke of the world. They act like 1st grade children in a school yard fight. Wake up you wankers and moles. You have the top jobs in the country yet you all act like babies without your pacifiers. Shame shame shame.

  • @nmt1969 politicians

  • rofl.. peter costello

  • Greatest moments? Hardly.

    Look up Winton Turnbull and Gough Whitlam.

  • @lewko1 its parody loltard

  • XD Australian politicians beat so many English ones.

  • wayne swan is a fucking dunce. he doesn't know a fucking thing about economics.

  • @Soundgarden8497

    Ahh, you must be a graduate of the Howard school of economics.. "The Coalition is the only party capable of managing Australia's economy, they have a great track record, Keating put us into recession"... blah, blah fucking blah.

    I would like to see you in a debate with Swann - lets see what YOU know about economics you fucking lemming.

  • @kirinlager49 lol, for a starter wayne goose has never had a debate on economics, the only debating he's ever done is mass debate. Whenever he talks with kerry obrien, he's consoled for 2 hours prior and has kerry's reassurance he wont be thrown any on the spot thought provoking questions, he's as scripted as a fucking hollywood movie, same as rudd, labor are a bunch of corrupt cowards. he probably gives everyone in the abc a kiss after the "interview" and sucks kerrys pin.

  • @Soundgarden8497 Swan had a live economic debate against Costello on 60 minutes 3 years ago. If you want to talk Kerry O'Brien, how about Tony Abbott's interview on the 7:30 report a few weeks ago. That was pretty good for a laugh! I agree that Swan is pretty scripted, same with Rudd, but why does that matter? At least they answer the questions being asked, as opposed to Abbott, who will try and shit-talk out of a sticky situation. Sometimes I can't understand how he gets away with his stupidity

  • @kirinlager49 sounds like youre talking about yourself more than abbott.

  • @Soundgarden8497 That is a fucken pathetic comeback man

  • @kirinlager49 do centrelink a favour and go kill yourself.

  • @Soundgarden8497 LOL look out he's come out with the big guns.. oh no not the unemployed reference

  • @Soundgarden8497 i dare you to actually make a point.

  • @acidbrainstem i dare you to actually make your brain function

  • @Soundgarden8497 Still no actual point there sadly.

  • haha where is Kruddy Ruddy Snapping and making a stewardess cry , because they didnt have the cucumber sandwhiches he likes ?

    Or Kruddy Ruddy , forcing a the word "Shit"on tv to try and sound

    "true blue aussie "

    Fair shake of the source bottle krudd , or Garett pretending he hadnt heard about the insulation inicednt report?

    Come on Swanny , show some more of ya mates !! hehehe

  • @ProfessorTinfOil, So the drugs are working out OK for you then ??

  • @Radzere i dont take drugs .

    you must be thinking of someone else , that you gave them to :)

  • @ProfessorTiNfOiL dude she brought him a bottle of red wine that had been chilled in the fridge. id be fuckin pissed off too!

  • ha ahahhhhaaa. funny stuff!

  • .20.....the look of "and what the hell was that'!

  • You forgot Kevo eating his ear wax

  • This is BRILLIANT...more please Mr Swanny

  • Labour Liberal, there both the same...it amazes me people that argue over which of our two parties are better, when they have pretty much the same policies. In short there both as inept as each other, and frankly its the political system that needs changing, not whose in office from one term to the next.

  • @david01x Ehh, yes and no. They are both inept, thats not being contested here, but environmental policy is what differs majorly, they still have to pander to corporation and all that, but the liberals don't even have a climate change policy at all, just a weak facade to make it look like they might ever do something, Abbott is a denier.

  • @david01x

    Have you ever been unemployed while the Liberals have been in power?

    I'd have to say that I found it to be the worst experience of my life.

    After two years of hell, I ended up getting a job working with my uncle, no thanks to the shambles that Centrelink was at the time.

  • Labour really screwed up NSW economy and worst of all, Syd rail system.

    people packed up like sardins every weekday morning, jap style.

  • RUDDS A DUDD

  • australias roooted..labor governments fuck the joint..

  • You obviously wouldn't know competent economic and political management if it aided you with fiscal stimulus an d made your taxation more progressive, you tosser.

  • hahahaha shut the fuck up

    guess you voted rudd purely on labors superb form during the last 10 years running NSW..

    GET FUCKED CUNT

  • Haha, you make me laugh, because people like you voting for Liberals is as self defeating as a chicken voting for Colonel Sander.

    And no, I'm not of voting age at this point in time but its a question of Federal leadership in this case, not state, you pillock, and if Turnbull were running our country, pricks like you would get far too much representation. And furthermore, if NSW Labor's leadership has been bad, that must make the libs supremely inept for not presenting a viable alternative.

  • shut up.

  • what's Australia?

  • Little island off the coast of the US I think.

  • oh, the capital of hawaii!

  • Don't know; probably. Do I look like a geography teacher to you?

  • i didn't ask u anything, did i?

  • Oh sorry, I thought that explanation mark was actually a question mark. My bad.

    But seriously, I am a geography teacher.

  • right, u were the one who told me australia is the capital of hawaii!

    i always wondered.

  • This is going right over your head, isn't it?

  • i wonder why Killie Minogue doesn't look like a maori ?...

    guess her mom and dad are continental Americans?

    she's hot!

  • WTF??!!!

  • lol wats usa? duhhhhh!! jokes jokes

  • fuck labor, Fuck rudd, fuck rees fuck you

  • Garrett dances like a spastic chicken, lol.

  • Yep. A spastic chicken that has sold millions of records.

  • Haha, the spastic chicken dance didn't sell the records. He does kind nof come across as semi retarded, I coldn't stop laughing.