Jeff Dunham - Peanut (Arguing With Myself) Pt2

[sweetbombergurlXD]

Jose: Now i have somewhere to put my stiick. CROWD: LAUGHS Peanut:Yeah well ur mother's a corndog HA! Jose: On a stiick Jeff:look Jose r u happy? Jose: Si senor i am hchappy. Peanut: what the hell is hchappy? Jeff: Jose r u always happy? jose" i am not hchappy on hcholloween jeff: Oh peanut:whay the hchell is on the hchalloween? "Jeff:did anything else happen today? Peanut" No Jose: Si Peanut:damn Jeff : what else happened today? Jose:he slammed my stiick in the door.

[SanDhampir]

HUH?!?!?!

[10booboobear]

Peanut: do a little tap dance and we got salsa

Jeff: thats terrible!

Peanut: not with out the right kind of chips its not. I was laughing the whole freaking time !!:)

[Nluvwitmuzik]

Jose: There are no costumes on a stick. Peanut: You can be a fudge sicle! HAHAHA

[SK11PPY]

dododododod opicture if you will

[Contraband2012]

My name Jose... On a stick!!! Lol

[BVBArmylover2]

This is the best ever!!!!!!!!!!! my fav part: (Jose And Peanut speaking Spanish) Jeff: what are you doing? Peanut: im speaking to ose is his native tongue. Jeff: well dont do that! Peanut: why not?! Jeff: well it makes me feel... left out.. (awkward moment) Peanut: huh?! Jeff: Well i don't speak Spanish. (Jose and Peanut look at him like he's crazy) Jose: do do do do do do do do... Peanut: picture if you will...

[Vampireboy2012]

He put me in the vegetable steamer

[DPlover1]

Jeff: Anything else happen today

Peanut: No!

Jose: Si

Peanut: Damn.

[moses389]

this shit is so funny

[Gin4TheWin]

@monkeylovegirl I agree I was laughing so hard :D

[monkeylovegirl]

I CAMT BREATHE IM LAUGHING TO FRIGGIN HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

jose has the stick...............one of the best parts HAHAHAHAHA

[catkam1124]

he is really good i would like to see him

[MsLuna5523]

5:22-5:57 LOL my favorite part!

[goodgirl111100]

Never drink coke while watching!

[MsXxHelloKittyLoverx]

"Jose Jalapeno ... on a stick " xD

[nenadmk92]

Jose has the stick...

[krummenlj]

hahaha i love this

[truenezz]

this so funny

[tristan3913]

Peanut:Do a little tap dance and we got salsa!

Jeff: Thats terrible!

Peanut: Not without the rught chips its not.

Jeff: STOP IT! lmao! i couldnt breath for so long after that

[Blockrock2009]

for the 1:11 part where jeff ( jeff ) didn't talk I thought ... There's something wrong ...

[wildbrittchild]

2011???? yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MarakinandElmo]

Anything else happen today?

No

Si

DAMN!

[moanabone11]

omg i love jeff dunham! Peanut!!!!! :)

[Maj2bros]

Love 5:43 lol

[zerillimelanie9]

OH fuck yeah!!!

[Lightclan111]

do a little tap dance and we got SALSA!

[KathieLovesSkittles]

Jeff Dunham is the best...clear and simple.

[TheDragon9351]

yes had a great friken day

[gor6262]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooool

[94reb]

i bet the 1 dislike was walter xD

[kittenluvr97]

Yes we Had, a great freaking DAY!

[codysimpson257]

hay who is the one tht doesnt like it

[fire4855]

do a little tap dance and we have SALSA

[angel316420]

Jose Has The Stick (:

[darkfire622]

peanut is the funniest

[christinahannafan]

oooh there is only one person dislike this video

chewwwwwwww didn't get

[ICARUSxRISING]

"It's a good trick, Senior."

[lowlyglobe520]

my birth day is on hallaween

[LittleMissBeberxxx]

Pmsl At This xx ;D

[LolRawrz07]

"Where going to hell arent we? oop! Here we are!" xD LMFAO

"My BMW" "Your BMW.." "Yeah, Big Mexican Woman" LOL!

[zZTrickShotZz]

What the hell is that sound at 2:44 that bonking noise like would hear in the 3 stooges??

[ChaosControl101]

When Jelapeno (On a STEEK) starts screaming his ass off at the end, he sounds like the angry cat!

Walter: YOU IDIOT HE DOESN'T HAVE AN ASS!

CC101:...You're right. >.>;

[ANIMAFAN7808]

Jeff: sad thing is this is completely ture

Peanut: we're going to hell arent we... oh wait HERE WE ARE!!!

[xXxDarkChibiAngelxXx]

@Jennakross aaaahhhhh I loooooooooovvvvvveeeeeee those 3

[MelenieDotCom]

aw aw aw i love peanut :)

[hopekee]

make an mp3 format  from the Jalapeno song

THUMBS UP!!!

[kipaapkoei]

one persone needs to be put on a "stiicke" :)

[mixup2012]

Jeff: anything else happened today

Peanut: No

Jalapeno: Yes

Peanut: Damn

lol he slam his stick now he has a soar stick.... n he laughin lol

[mixup2012]

Jeff: anything else happened today

Peanut: No

Jalapeno: Yes

Peanut: Damn

lol he slam his stick now he has a soar spot

[commando414]

3:17 LOL!!

[CallmeJonasguy]

No.

Si.

Damn.

[britttany14]

Jose: Purple Bastard

Peanut: Mexican Condiment

Jeff: A condiment?

Jose: I do not use them

Peanut: You Don't?!

Jose: And Neither did your mother!

Sweet Daddy D: Ohhhh That is funny shit right there, that is funny shit!!

Peanut: Woaah, That was really good!! You gotta work on it a little though

Jeff: Why?

Peanut: Cuz from here, it sounded like it came out of my ass!

[alinduplea]

@britttany14 i think it was condom not condiment:D

[marthaadorno]

@britttany14 ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[twilightsagalover456]

to nejihyuga72 your uer name is amazing!!!!!!!! <33

[zerrierslizer1]

i am CChose jalapeno!(and peanut say's!)hi!(jalapeno say's!)on a stick!(peanut say's!)shut up!okhaaaaaa!

[survivorgurl94]

we jhhhhave not had a good day. JYES JWEE JJJJHHHAVE HAD A GOOD FREAKING DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whaaaaat did you have a good day no yes shut up



[survivorgurl94]

we jhhhhave not had a good day. JYES JWEE JJJJHHHAVE HAD A GOOD FREAKING DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[littlegirl6645]

What was the last thing they said in spainish?I didnt catch that. It was like "Peanut: How are you? Jose: Good Then Peanut says something I'm still not sure

[TheJokers53]

my name is jose. Jose what? Jose jalapeno....ON A STICK

[jennakross]

I love Peanut, Walter and Achmed. They are my faves!

[erniesigsoundfan]

Hey, Peanut can speak Spanish too. And I love Peanut's little dance while José is singing. LOL

[erniesigsoundfan]

When Jeff took José out of the box, José's mouth accedently went open. That was funny. Rather strange to see. LOL

[cuba487]

omg i love peanut .

[perseph4nie]

jj:jose want to see the girls

jh:what girls?

jj:anygirls

jh:why would anygirls want to see you

jj:jose has the stick!.....omg LOL

[kaysydable]

Jeff- "So did anything else happen today?"

Peanut- "No."

Jose- "Si."

Peanut- "Damn."

[duderanchman1]

What are we missing!?

[duderanchman1]

I keep forgetting that he's..... A PUPPET!

[kthnxbye91]

Jose has the stick.

[pink9775]

hahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahah­ahahahnawar hahahahahahha

[corlissware2010]

love it



[Fireheart528]

Jose: No Senor, Mexicans are from Mexico. J: Ah. Jose: I am Cuban. I'm from Florida. LMAO!!!!!!!

[MultiDabomb1]

Ayi yi yi yi I am Jose jalepeno. You like jalepeno I give my stick o u

[Littleduckyblue]

P: Yes I took him to the spaa~

J: He put me in the vegetable steamer.

P: They're the same thing!

J: Purple Bastard.

P: Mexican condiment.

J: I don't use them. And neither did your mother.

I shall remember this conversation for the rest of my life.

[lanikillah]

P: Mexican condiment

J: I do not use them

P: You don't?

J: And neither did your mother

[Silverstripe24]

Jeff: So did anything else happen today?

Peanut: NO

Jose: Si

Peanut: Damn -_-

lol i love this XD

[baileyyyisawesome]

yes. no. shut up.

[SkittlezSydney1479]

Peanut: Mexican condiment. Jeff: A condiment? Jose: I do not use them Peanut: You don't??? Jose: And neither did your mother. OH THAT'S FUNNY SHIT! THAT'S FUNNY SHIT! Jeff: Did Anything Else Happen Today? Peanut: NO Jose: see. Peanut: Damn. Jose: My BMW Jeff: He has a bmw? Peanut: Yeah Big Mexican Woman. Jose: On a stick Jeff: What would make you think a girl would want to see you? Jose: Jose has the stick. Jose: You love Jalapeno's I give my stick to youuuu. MY FAV PARTS LOL

[SEANOLEARY37]

I am Cuban...right from Florida

[Misy334cool]

Jeff: Jose are you happy?

Jose: Yes i'm gghhnappy.

Penut: WHAT? What the *Imitates* GHHNELL IS GGHHNNHAPPY?

[munecagirl22]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funnnnyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

[stellalover100]

So, i understand you guys ad a great day today?

Yes we had a great day.

No we did not.

Yes.

No

yes.

No we did not hagve a great day.

Yes we haghhd. lol

[duckydex]

lol poor jose no spa

[TheLexalooloo]

Lol I love peanut!!!! Yes we had a great fricken day!

[chiiniita101]

lol this shyt is funny 

[421Drago]

Fuckin  hilarious

[Kiwifighter897]

omg peanut rocks he has the longest vids its awsome xD peanut is rely funny :P

[ExtremeRulez13]

Oh my god look! He's juggling now! You should see- OH SORRY!!!

[AwesomeCraziness4eva]

"did anythign else happen today" "no" "yes" "damn" "he slammed my stick in the door ... NOw I have a sore stick" "peanut did you apologize ?" "no" "why not?" "Because i couldn't .. I couldn't BREATHE !!" "why coudn't you breathe?" "Cause he was laughing too ahrd" XD classic

[metalex97]

has anyting else happend today? no. si. damn

[narutofangeek1]

it gets hoooot

then it gets steeeamyy

then it goes DIIIIIIIIIIING

[SingerTonya]

"I kick his ass later."

[kneisz]

dont drop me or ill be jose jalapeno on the floor

[kneisz]

dont drop me or ill be jose jalapeno on the floor

[Smileyface10197]

Yes we hhhhhhad a GREAT FRICKEN DAY!!!! :D lol

[SingerTonya]

@Smileyface10197 LOL!^^

[MrPivotmaster99]

I just realized that there's a lever on the back of Jose's stick that Jeff pushes to open Jose's mouth... I've always wondered how Jeff opened Jose's mouth...

Thumbs up my comment if you didn't know this! :)

[guitarmansoawesome]

thats terrible

not with the right kinda chips it is

[SoldierSideOwns]

you skipped peanut at the end he does some more with just peanut

[TGChinappi]

I've only seen this 1 once

[xabii22alonsoo]

purple basterd...

mexican condament!

looooool!!

[Mattcrowley2a]

"On a steek!"

[carolinabound864]

mexican condiment i dont use them an neither does ya mother

[smartkid1996]

Yes, we had a great FRICKIN day!!!!

[Mattcrowley2a]

You mean "a great frickin' DAY!"

[mrslifeisabattle]

And the sad part about this its all true

were going to hell arent we...well here we are:)

[mrslifeisabattle]

the elephant disappered

it just f**king disappered

o my god its juggiling now u should see

o sorry

what the hell are they thinking?

[xXstrangEMOXx]

yea he said hi how are you he said good peanut :are you hot and spicy (i think that is wat he said?) he said yes then he got interupted by jeff so there u go.

[mbal120386]

Hello! actually peanut said: how are you? ..very good..would you like something to eat? ..well ok yeah.. that was the conversation...

[YBadBoyX]

"how are you?? i'm fine .. do you want something to drink?"

[ImDaddysLittleGirl14]

he is really good, i mean jeff dunham is, i wanna know how he did jose in the box

[rosar0980]

just laid him sideways in the top part.

[baseballer3510]

on a steeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nintendofan626]

i love it lol^^

[laxdevil23]

so funny my fav is jose jalapeno on a stick!!!!!!!

[Littleduckyblue]

@laxdevil23

Jose is friggin amazing.

He has no ass :3

[lanikillah]

on a steeehk