The funniest thing is that one-size-fits-all worked for over 50 years for every one out there. But, today, the generation with a sperm-count less than half of their fathers' and grandfathers' generation all need extra large condoms. Yeah, right.
Is there condoms for a 14 year old? I want to bang my girl and she's ok with it she just wants protection and im not sure they sell condoms for my age? Reply if you know
@supasqurel97 You don't need one for your 'age', you need one based on your size. Go to trojan.com and make sure you don't find ones that are too big or they won't do you any good. At least you want to be safe. :) I hope my son will be safe when he is this age. Though, if I catch him buying anything sexual or 'banging' his girlfriend, he won't need condoms as he will no longer have a winky to use!
@supasqurel97 depends the size not age ... me at 14 i had a big one and hasnt changed since so it depends the person . mersure it and look up on a condom website.
Try condoms sold in The Philippines sometime. They will squeeze your medium- or large-sized John Thomas like a girdle that's been in the drier far too long.
In recent studies the greatest size is Arabs, then Caucasians, then Blacks. Race has nothing to do with it honestly, and unless you test every single person in the world, you can't get a definitive result. Most women can only take 4-5 inches of erect penis inside them and most of the nerves end 4 inches into the vagina meaning that any more length is unnecessary, it comes down to Girth, how big you are around.
@Moleson3MC white dudes have small dicks due to bad blood circulation from eating shit fat food. Asians have small dicks from genetics. Black guys have big dicks from being awesome.
Sorry tiny pete good luck with your 5-6 incher... im 7.3 measured with a cloth ruler from the top by my gurl, and im considered small for black... so...
they got free trials on man growers if u know what im talking about just pay S&H wow 4inches stick with fingering, i think the Kama Sutra cant spell it say to tie a heavy bag around it and let gravity do the job, silk undees increases the lust some fiber decrease the lust. ur dick is muscle not a bone so "work out" a little big feet.. is a lie
i remeber when i thought i had a big wang. until i triied to make love to my girl and i was giving the condom more love then her. guess i will be a priest or somthing..
@bemydog1 they got free trials on lenght and duration or tie a heavy bag around it info from the Kama Sutra dont know how to spell it dont use a skinny string it hurts the silk wrapping from the victoria chocolate candies work plus silk increases the lust while some other fabric decreases it
perhaps they could name the small ones L the normal sized one XL and the big ones XXL. so every normal sized man would have such a big ego because of buying XL condoms ^^
They do make small condoms, but they are euphemistically named and packaged. For example there is one called "Exotica" which features an asian lady on the front. This quietly indicates a smaller condom because asian men have smaller penises. The promotional material does try to lessen the pain by claiming they are "snugger" but have the same length. Of course there's no length issues because its rolled on.
Like they say, if you can't see the serial # on the condom, you have a short penis.
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no granaff, think of it this way (this isnt the actual average size) say two people have 5 inch wangs and one has 10. The average would be 6.7 inches but the majority would be less than average. The average is higher than the majority so they cant change the average but they can sell more small condoms.
in my town we dont need small condoms. the drug store sells all these magnum condoms cuz all the big fat cocks fuck all the pussies and them pussies dont want no little dicks.
wow the last girl was beautiful and so nice about it too. i guess its rare to find places with small condoms. even though i wouldnt need them its probably better if they sold more small condoms cause a survey i read about said most people are below average.
i went to specialty condom store and asked cute 16 yr old girl about small condoms. she laughed and asked me if i had a small dick, when i said yes, she said "has ur little pee pee been in a pussy before?"
i went to her mgr, a woman in her late 30's who asked me to follow her to the backroom. she asked me to show her my erect penis for proper fitting. she looked at it and said "damn sir you have a small dick but we have a condom just for you" and handed me an XX small rubber. and said "good luck getting that pussy haha!"
It is stupid there arent a small size...or a medium for that matter. Any "thing" can get someone prego and give and std, so why not protection for all?
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he talks about condoms with the black one haha
1WhySo 2 weeks ago
So, what store was that? .... my firend wants to know...
will516713 1 month ago
The funniest thing is that one-size-fits-all worked for over 50 years for every one out there. But, today, the generation with a sperm-count less than half of their fathers' and grandfathers' generation all need extra large condoms. Yeah, right.
nauort23 3 months ago
One size
condonland 4 months ago
Thank You For this video!! No longer will i haft to use a rubber band on my thanks!!!
RedneckMayhem 7 months ago 3
why am i watching this
pelman535 7 months ago
they have them at spencers
awesomekiller123 8 months ago
@alicia50044 yea i do and ok i will go to that site and yes i do want to be safe cuz i dnt want any babies and awww dont do that to your son lol
supasqurel97 8 months ago
@yzrider102 hmm thanks i will look into it
supasqurel97 8 months ago
Poor guy. But you gotta play the cards you were dealt. We're all packing guns. Some of us have .44's some of us have .22's.
FoxyBobsBigBoy 8 months ago
Is there condoms for a 14 year old? I want to bang my girl and she's ok with it she just wants protection and im not sure they sell condoms for my age? Reply if you know
supasqurel97 8 months ago
@supasqurel97 snugger fit..u can buy condoms at any age im 14 and i bought some i got weird looks but i dont care cause i got some pussy
yzrider102 8 months ago
@supasqurel97 You don't need one for your 'age', you need one based on your size. Go to trojan.com and make sure you don't find ones that are too big or they won't do you any good. At least you want to be safe. :) I hope my son will be safe when he is this age. Though, if I catch him buying anything sexual or 'banging' his girlfriend, he won't need condoms as he will no longer have a winky to use!
alicia50044 8 months ago
@supasqurel97 depends the size not age ... me at 14 i had a big one and hasnt changed since so it depends the person . mersure it and look up on a condom website.
SuperCodfighter 5 months ago
Try condoms sold in The Philippines sometime. They will squeeze your medium- or large-sized John Thomas like a girdle that's been in the drier far too long.
Tippersnore 9 months ago
The last selling girl was so hot =0
usuariofuturista 9 months ago
@usuariofuturista agreed! bu this video is fucking funny!
youtubbin16 9 months ago
small condoms are manufactured for * indians*
precint911 9 months ago
"please watch this with me....and hold my hand" LMAO at the black guys face
rbs1991 9 months ago 2
3:41 peeping
shoomaild 10 months ago
Its not snugly fiting your dick is small
xrushthe2nd 1 year ago
damn shes hot
gasb911 1 year ago 2
that's the whole sketch??? Where's the rest? The last salesperson is BOMBASTIC.
klasomentas 1 year ago
i have a huge cock, but i like the small size because half it makes it feels like you're going bare. :P
siliconsurf 1 year ago
It doesnt really matter if he buys those condoms because nobody is going to fuck him with that little dick hahaha.
ThatHispanicHobo 1 year ago
@MrBigdick81
Anyone under 20 has a huge dick because of the steroids in meat.
anthcybo 1 year ago
@anthcybo im happy cause of steroids in meat
BrianTakesValium 1 year ago
How can u have a dick so small it won't fit in the regular size
ssean1290 1 year ago
he's got a chode lol
DH91394 1 year ago
In recent studies the greatest size is Arabs, then Caucasians, then Blacks. Race has nothing to do with it honestly, and unless you test every single person in the world, you can't get a definitive result. Most women can only take 4-5 inches of erect penis inside them and most of the nerves end 4 inches into the vagina meaning that any more length is unnecessary, it comes down to Girth, how big you are around.
DonaldHellsing 1 year ago
1:16 LMAO that Black guy don't want anything to do with it.
anythingnew 1 year ago
small, regular, large, what is missing? ASIAN.
Moleson3MC 1 year ago
@Moleson3MC >mfw Americans have smaller penises than Asians due to damage cause by circumcision
BrightRaven0 1 year ago
@BrightRaven0 No. The truth is asians have a smaller penis on the flop when uncircumcised than americans who are circumcised.
Moleson3MC 1 year ago
@Moleson3MC white dudes have small dicks due to bad blood circulation from eating shit fat food. Asians have small dicks from genetics. Black guys have big dicks from being awesome.
Sorry tiny pete good luck with your 5-6 incher... im 7.3 measured with a cloth ruler from the top by my gurl, and im considered small for black... so...
Overall your both 5-6 inches
GayIsNotOkQueers 1 year ago
@GayIsNotOkQueers true actually, Im a little under 6 inches and im 17, idk how that compares to other caucasian australians
Moleson3MC 1 year ago
@GayIsNotOkQueers im white and my dick is bigger than ur life. 7.3 in ur tiny
HEYIMATANK 1 year ago
3:20 That girl is hawwwt :D
sponsoredwalk1 1 year ago 2
so funny when they all responded on the question, what is missing with "medium"
alphacyclodextrin 1 year ago 5
Guys here have small penises D;
They're mostly young. Ahaha
Bunn3yTrade 1 year ago
they got free trials on man growers if u know what im talking about just pay S&H wow 4inches stick with fingering, i think the Kama Sutra cant spell it say to tie a heavy bag around it and let gravity do the job, silk undees increases the lust some fiber decrease the lust. ur dick is muscle not a bone so "work out" a little big feet.. is a lie
Roguesaxophone57 1 year ago
this guy wants to beat me up! hahaha
GamzaTheChaosSoldier 1 year ago
there guys that old bald guy walking past the park with his bag of condoms
lolnumpty 1 year ago
i remeber when i thought i had a big wang. until i triied to make love to my girl and i was giving the condom more love then her. guess i will be a priest or somthing..
northwestbomber 1 year ago
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bemydog1 1 year ago
@bemydog1 they got free trials on lenght and duration or tie a heavy bag around it info from the Kama Sutra dont know how to spell it dont use a skinny string it hurts the silk wrapping from the victoria chocolate candies work plus silk increases the lust while some other fabric decreases it
Roguesaxophone57 1 year ago
@bemydog1 u need a tight pullout game with that
HEYIMATANK 1 year ago
my penis is 4 inches (When Hard) is that small? also, do i needa small size?
MsTransactivist 1 year ago
@MsTransactivist hell yeah yuh gott a small ass meat
lilg3213 1 year ago
Thanks for the compliment.
transwomen1 1 year ago
Average is about 5.5-6 inches. Doesn't really matter if you know how to use it though.
MyCrownOfWorms 1 year ago
yes, extra snug
bigmike784 1 year ago
i take that back, use latex finger cots, they would work perfect
bigmike784 1 year ago
yeah if you're 13, use latex finger cots
bigmike784 1 year ago
michael moore looking for small condoms? I thought he liked to bare back it?
glenndough79 2 years ago
wow im 14 and i wear regualr sized condoms just fine im blessed (: lol
cod41224 2 years ago
so what is the point of the video? I thought it was that no one sells small condoms, but the end of the video shows they do, so what was the point?
johnmonk66 2 years ago
Thank god I'm Asian.
Kra7as 2 years ago
This is helful to a lot men And i mean a lot
TheDevondevil 2 years ago 2
because people with small cocks don't get sex.
MrSparkleMuffins 2 years ago
perhaps they could name the small ones L the normal sized one XL and the big ones XXL. so every normal sized man would have such a big ego because of buying XL condoms ^^
01000110I01010101 2 years ago
lol snugger fitting
zigg99 2 years ago 2
HAHAHA lovely!
I love the way he buys like a dozen packs. He might be small but he gets laid a LOT :~p
desipseudointellect 2 years ago 3
2:42 guy is basically saying that if it doesn't fit then its not a penis
ass hole
landosalemchainsaw 2 years ago 4
They do make small condoms, but they are euphemistically named and packaged. For example there is one called "Exotica" which features an asian lady on the front. This quietly indicates a smaller condom because asian men have smaller penises. The promotional material does try to lessen the pain by claiming they are "snugger" but have the same length. Of course there's no length issues because its rolled on.
Like they say, if you can't see the serial # on the condom, you have a short penis.
monkeyman1140 2 years ago
Ben should have asked that last clerk if she wanted to help test drive them, amirite?
jdotglenn 2 years ago 4
wow lol size tis size that grow up :P
neogrosz 2 years ago
I can barely keep my dick up enough to use a regular, so I'd be swimming in a large one. I could really use a small size.
SphinctersForever 2 years ago 29
lol what if they still dont fit would be embarrasing to return all those condoms back
Buddahforce 2 years ago 2
i laughed so hard at mint scented
landosalemchainsaw 2 years ago
hes like yes i have the small condoms!!!!! ohhhh no there still not small enough :((
housingrat 2 years ago
They do have them lol. Lifestyles Snugger fit condoms.
Charles2337 2 years ago
i buy them for my lil 4 incher. my lil dick goes in loose pussies stretched out by big and fat 8 inch cocks.
smalldickie 2 years ago
wait... so whats the average size?
i mean i know that magnums are just retardded becasue to actually HAVE to use one youd be a freak of nature
planbskater1408 2 years ago 3
no u juss have a lil dick lol
BrendanAguirre32 2 years ago 2
Okay mr.tiny penis
dustincimino 2 years ago
convience. oh yeah,
AlrightSiarr 2 years ago
One-size-fits-all condoms is like One-size-fits-all bras. Dick sizes are just a varied as tit sizes.
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Chidori13master 2 years ago
3:51 LOL!!! god bless you, man.
violetcloud 3 years ago
no granaff, think of it this way (this isnt the actual average size) say two people have 5 inch wangs and one has 10. The average would be 6.7 inches but the majority would be less than average. The average is higher than the majority so they cant change the average but they can sell more small condoms.
FearfulAssassin 3 years ago 2
It's called the difference between the median and the mean. According to most research, the median penis size is smaller than the mean penis size.
AllyofTruth 2 years ago
im pissed too because i prolly need small too. what the hell is with this nation. why dont they just have, small, jew, asian, black?
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in my town we dont need small condoms. the drug store sells all these magnum condoms cuz all the big fat cocks fuck all the pussies and them pussies dont want no little dicks.
ShawnNeil8131 3 years ago
LOL
ttease69 3 years ago
the truth behind this michael moore was mad because he needed smalls whose with me? lolol
IIAdolescentII 3 years ago
wow the last girl was beautiful and so nice about it too. i guess its rare to find places with small condoms. even though i wouldnt need them its probably better if they sold more small condoms cause a survey i read about said most people are below average.
FearfulAssassin 3 years ago 4
That last girl was also a good saleswoman! Clever - just change "small" into "snug".
Lina43 3 years ago 2
i went to specialty condom store and asked cute 16 yr old girl about small condoms. she laughed and asked me if i had a small dick, when i said yes, she said "has ur little pee pee been in a pussy before?"
ShawnNeil8131 3 years ago 6
You'd think in a "service economy" like America, you'd get better customer service than that!
You should've made a formal complaint to her manager!
Hobgoblyn 3 years ago 2
i went to her mgr, a woman in her late 30's who asked me to follow her to the backroom. she asked me to show her my erect penis for proper fitting. she looked at it and said "damn sir you have a small dick but we have a condom just for you" and handed me an XX small rubber. and said "good luck getting that pussy haha!"
ShawnNeil8131 3 years ago 3
But if most people were below average,than wouldn't they have to change what the average is?
granaff 3 years ago
thats sad
traveler1994 3 years ago
It is stupid there arent a small size...or a medium for that matter. Any "thing" can get someone prego and give and std, so why not protection for all?
SilentChico 3 years ago
Michael Moore probably needs one in a small size!!
JoshLucas5 3 years ago
that first lady laughed at the poor guy....that's cold.
ben45720 3 years ago 4
very funny video
abiotv 4 years ago
no one who has a small penis needs small condoms because they're not going to be having sex
drummastajoel 4 years ago
Once a girl finds out how small it is and how bad I am at using it - it's too late because I've already cum. That joke is courtesy of Doug Stanhope.
sverrg 4 years ago
its not only the size its how you work it too
pyrofry22 3 years ago 3
the last chick was hott
nave88 4 years ago 5
man i tryed some trojan her pleasure and they really hard to get on!!!!!
XTIRP8 4 years ago
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HAHAHAHA funny topic. But I can't stand that Michael Moore; what a discusting reptile. Why is he always wearing that hat?What is he hiding?
His penile implant?
Tozonail 4 years ago
That lady tried to hold in her laugh.
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mathiasrudnikdois 4 years ago
hahahaha
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