Queen Kong (1976)

[jjobie]

ROFL...could they at least make an EFFORT at dancing in that opening scene? LOL.

[ScyberPsylock]

The hippies back then were completely fucked up!

[generalfuckpants]

"Happy birthday to you" sang by a floating decapitated head - 00:33

Bad attempt at a Colgate commercial with cheesy 70's porn music - 1:02

Random violence against airplane passengers - 1:13

"BOOBIES" - 1:24

Jaws??? - 1:58

Random violence against women - 2:32

Al-Qaeda terrorist attacks - 3:18 - 3:22

God this trailer has everything.

[mrfrogbutt1]

This is SO BAD that it cant be shown on Elvira's Movie Macabre. Even she has her standards! Sheesh, the cardboard sets,the dumb music,the dooy acting and that ape??? With boobies and a boogie butt? Its like John Waters and SNL made a scifi spoof!!!

[VRmission38]

Lucas, Spielberg, Donner and others were visionaries who really saved Hollywood and motion pictures in general from THEMSELVES.

[cedric199870]

omg, such a parody of king kong, she climbs on a tower and gets hunted by choppers and boeings

[richwicz]

Utter shit! But it did have some great Brit actors, Robin "Horror Hospital" Askwith, Valerie "Blood from the Mummy's Tomb" Leon and Linda "Blood on Satan's Claw" Hayden.

[aziz54keser]

WTF?



[torchkit]

So THAT'S what Rula Lenska is famous for. I always wondered.

[TheNightCrasher]

What The F*** ?!

[ATVmidlands5581]

better than peter jacksons remake :o)



[megarouge2001]

How have I never heard of this gem?

[commando414]

0:33 he reminds me of Mark Hamill!

[GoRamonez]

It's so stupid it's funny!

[brianthao102]

lamest fucking movie i've seen i'd prefer king kong for the win

[wdd3141]

Gives "bad" a whole new meaning.

[1992Rizki]

King Kong took a beautiful-hot-sexy blonde girl as his "toy" because he's a male.

Queen Kong is female, so she took a comedian-guy as her "toy" :-/

[masterman280]

Wha... What.. the... f..

[TheMashwatcher585]

cat fight

[preo2]

Damn I thought the Japanese movies were bad. The British make their stuff look Oscar worthy with this piece of shit! LOL!

[preo2]

You have got to be fuckin kidding me! LMAO!!

[Dragoh2]

What  the f...

[wenger1972]

Can anyone on here actually admit to having seen this?

[preo2]

@wenger1972 Hell I hate to admit I actually saw it on here.

[Freebleeper]

1:16, ROTFL @ the guy punching the girl!

[MrWiLDAPEMAN]

oh queeny..crown jewels very nice but not my colour love

[ctdsnark]

.....OR,as it is more commonly known,"Carry On Kong".

Think about it---if it weren't for George Lucas,cheapass giant ape movies would've been THE hot movie genre of the late '70's!

[MattBL]

@ctdsnark CARRY ON KONG is to QUEEN KONG (1976) as CARRY ON CAVEMAN is to CAVEMAN (1981).

[bschoe2]

Better than inception.

[TreesOfBaylor]

Kong needs a brazilian wax

[JJtwins88]

Kick Hm' n'tha... MY favorite.

[Perusianguy]

whatever money they invested in this went right into the garbage,,.... I never though I'd see a horrible film like this in my life ...

[1701RS]

What A Waste Of Flim And Time.

[ShitTheMaster]

this movie looks like a piece of cheap, cheesiness, corny piece of crap.......I WANNA HAVE IT!!!

[goreombola]

Notice the "kong gong" at very beginning. So lame.

[godfreyih]

With Robin ('Confessions of a Window Cleaner' and 'Horror Hospital') Askwith, not to mention Rula Lenska AND Valerie ("here they come") Leon!

I actually remember this on theatrical release in the UK... it was meant to be a sexy satire but was crap on any level.

[Elyphaleth]

Heeey! I saw that in Johnny Bravo...

[MattBL]

@Elyphaleth It was in an episode called "Ape is Enough".

[vomit49894]

They should have put some killer pirahnas in this one to make it better!

[kosteskab]

I bet this one was a smash at the box office . . . LOL!

[MattBL]

@kosteskab Actually, it had a brief run in European theaters. It came to America on DVD in 2003.

[guillenroll01]

WHAT!!!??? ()_()

[insanesamhomie]

ugh, this needed to be a parody, not its own fucked up movie.

[coolman8393]

This is so funny!!!!! And some dumbasses realy made it!!!

[giallo200]

OMG! I LOVE bad films ! This looks so bad it's good ! No need for the MST3K groups to even try this one.....all the jokes are already included in the movie. I must have this !!! And thanks for a wonderful upload !!

[CVTom]

Obvioulsy this was done as tongue in cheek. Still, it looks like it was made for about $499.99.

[Noahman664]

thats not a real movie is it o.O

[PrinceLuis100]

I clicked on another video when I saw how the T-Rex looked like

[lordmerlin10]

man i miss the 70's

[willann54]

No problem, King Kong, Queen Kong, Baby Kong and now Real Kong. Check my channel My Giant Man.

[raptorhunter104]

this is the funniest shit i have ever seen i have to watch this oh my go t rex scene i loled like a hyena on laughing gass while high off narcotics

[beatlesecw]

@raptorhunter104 haha same : )

[mojoboy1984]

Come on people ! This King kong moves like homosexual !

[Goldfishyy707]

Not my color, love.

AHHAHAHAH

[sugaryourmind]

oh dear lord

[asouthernlife]

stoner classic.

[gawka1]

@ 2:35

"Nature's pair of Jesus jeans" ?

[Dinobot2468]

it is a spoof

[TheChoujinVirus]

it's pretty funny, and it's a gender reversal role

[olimarman911]

This is a spoof people!

[felphero]

hahaha wtf is this shit

[dabul3169]

it is a spoof

[TheTristen]

no its real.

[SNB222]

what's with the Age Of Aquarius like music ?

[hanrinch]

welcome to the world of hippies..........

[incrediblehulkmovies]

I like a bad movie every once in a while.

[eddy5707]

wut the fuck

[RillyMonsterZero]

this shits fucked

but funny

[javotron124]

I think the british had this coming to them...jesus jeans+ 1970'sspecial effects= great movie!

[reviewmaster007]

no...way

[TyrannosaurusRex97]

it looks more like a spoof of king kong\

[mcnuggets1992]

Best special effects ever! I mean, that looked like a real plane

[MChelada]

God bless the 1970s, when kitsch was FUN!

[phyramus7]

This trailer made me laugh a lot: it looks like a real parody-comedy with some fun music, so 70s. The people here who comment as if it was a real serious film make me laugh even harder.

[LUVMEN21]

god this is GOOFY!!

[mrpr0b0y]

that dino looked just like a pile of shit and pointy teeth

[CCSofChocolatesvill]

I cunt stand Robin askwith especially in those confessions movies.

[emmy6423]

looks like my buddy's sister

[missbatman]

LOL 1:07 - 1:10 LOL!!!!

[ShadowX789]

kinda cheesy BUT FUNNY XD

[JJJ10JJJ]

lol this WOULD come out in the 70's

[ARTUNIX]

WTF? x-\

[supergodzilla12]

sad...

[ChickenLips1968]

WTF is this a parody

[cantippy]

WTF

[lhrciuaut9]

This movie was made for gays...after gays had their rights...it was a right moment to release this british masterpiece!

Oh yeah and Happy birthday to you...;)

WTF...what's wrong with me....gotta change this video before I become................gaaaaaaa­aaay!!

[gabstanace]

That's nothing. The even gay-er version "DRAG QUEEN KONG" is in the works now! It will be a bomb!

[SecretJustice]

*happy bearthday to you" 0:34" LOL =D

[Graynold65]

This is hilarious! C'mon people don't take it so seriously! Of course it's terrible. But it's funny as hell. And I remember Rula Lenska from those old hair product commercials.

[Guernicaman]

LOL. It's obviously supposed to be a camp comedy.

[BobbyProFilms]

ok..what is this crap

[brconsular]

the t-rex looks real :-)

[LifeInTheUniverse]

It's the opposite of King Kong! But complete bullocks.

[rstaake]

Ludes

[blackeyedpeasband]

this film is utter crap

[Tatooinedragracer]

I can see why this crap was never released.

[LoFilms1]

this is the stupidest thing ever

but it's funny when he says Okay queeny! Take it away!

[DrKaiju2000]

WTF!?

[charlesc300]

is it me or that was just some random clips about a gorilla, or is this the porno version or wtf

[incrediblehulkmovies]

Good thing this movie was made long before Razzies were inciated.

[mayorarce]

lol, it took two people to write this?

[randomthingsstudios]

this is so fake its pathetic like just sad (the actual movie not ur vid itself lol)

[Treemeadow]

Its so camp! I love it!

god they don't make comedies like they used too.

[power992000]

this is some funny shit

[incrediblehulkmovies]

What's cheesier Queen Kong or King Kong Lives?

[MattBL]

QUEEN KONG of course. This makes KING KONG LIVES look normal.

I'd rather stick to QUEEN KONG because KING KONG LIVES is stupid.

[incrediblehulkmovies]

But you said Queen Kong looked the cheesiest. Are you saying King Kong Lives looks normal but is stupid?

[Treemeadow]

Queen Kong is a satire. Its camp and cheesy is its purpose. It automatically wins.

[RedRex300]

@MattBL how is any toho movie stupid? theyre classics, just like godzilla

[RedRex300]

@MattBL nvm, i was thibnking of the wrong movie srry

[RedRex300]

@incrediblehulkmovies wtf? this, king kong lives was made by toho, like godzilla, itz cheesy on purpose retard, itz classic

[RedRex300]

@incrediblehulkmovies nvm, srry i was thinking of the wrong mopvie

[lshomiez]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

[mandrake2273]

Reminds me of an episode from H.R. Puff-n-stuff!

[rockfreak611]

hahahahaha. This movie is most likely a mocking of the real King Kong. The fact that the movie is from Britain makes me think that is was just a couple of Brits trying to make fun of an American film.

[Zeab70]

She has boobs!

[eddiefuzz]

They don't make 'em like that anymore!!!

[iceyg7]

why are most of the human characters females ( the adventurers, natives) and why is that plant trying to bite her boobs?

[hoppkanin]

0:44

haha most random ever

[hoppkanin]

Lmao

[pertuk]

Looks better than the Peter Jackson remake!

[BASPERS]

Débile !

[Moseslawgiver]

Ha! Ha! Hilarious!

[americanmuscle70]

lol funny as fuk lol

[drbotanus]

First of all. This movie is a parody. Its sort of like a long

Benny Hill sketch. British humour.

[CallumJStewart]

This looks awesome.

[dryspud]

man! and I thought Japan had low budget monsters...

[Antchilli84]

I wish mystery science theater 3000 was still on the air so the they can

tease this movie.

[DigitalFiend27]

They were just goosed by a plant. Unbeliveble, this looks so bad. I must see the whole thing!

[the430movie]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG!! This is hilarious!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­!

[gkmaster25]

This flop is the worst super low budget movie I have ever laid my sci-fi eyes on! I think the other classic flop was Frankenstien vs the Space Monster! Classic B Movie!

[AliceMoving]

Wow.

Just wow.

[robert78b]

I have to agree.....

[rollrock47]

for crying out loud

[magmia54]

the dinosaurs looked sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooo fake!!

[Dinosaurdude35]

Never(!)

[chuckollo]

...ok now im scared

[mangosalado]

those hippies were crazy!!! :D

[TheBadGuy235]

this i GOTTA see

[hollywoodwerewolf]

awful

[rpsanders26]

Mike and the 'Bots we NEED you!

[pytko3]

Yeah man, this totally should have been on Mystery Science Theater 3000.

[KappenandFriends]

queen kongs a lesbo.

[Matochio]

lol xD!!!!!

[demon27dan]

One of the most astounding films ever made!!!! 'Queen Kong', starring the legendary Robin Askwith, has to be seen to be believed!!!

[silvercityblue]

ha ha aha ha omg i lol lol for like ten min to this

[avermillion]

Chicks were the hottest in the 70's!

[darkonilink911]

this looks super trippy

[weprin2]

Queen Kong vs Barney's Ansestor

[almightyfargoth]

*sigh* jesus christ

[metalthumb]

I CAN NOT WAIT TO SEE THIS!!!

[MattBL]

It's on DVD.

[Avzzor]

This movie must be the worst film ever!!!

[RedSkull1888]

almost on par with the peter jackson remake.

[ScarfacePigeon]

one of the true classics.

[LVSWTZ]

I smell an Oscar nomination!

[kissfilms1]

WTF how low can this get

[MauserK43]

guess you havent seen The Peking Man?? lol

[WARZONEfilms]

how sad

[robert78b]

I can only hope it was intended to be this bad.....

[DinosaurDisciple]

Man, I've seen some poorly made movie dinosaurs, but that Crapasaurus rex takes the cake.

[thojyout23]

lol

[Buckeyecat2002]

And I thought Hillary Clinton was the only 500 pound female semian to (dis)grace the screen.

[Sonyisbest]

lol kong must have been a girl to be so angry so many times lol

[Sonyisbest]

2005 version is not only the best king kong movie but one the best movies ive seen EVER

[LVSWTZ]

yep!

[alexcub25]

This like King Kong 1976 stinks ass

[MatteoTN]

W - T - F

I'm speechless loool

[rabsmiff]

this doesn't appear to be nearly as bad as most film guides are making out....it's sub-'CARRY ON' , but with effects work that are at least on par with 1960's 'UK flick ' KONGA'.' QUEEN KONG' is extremely difficult to get a hold of, but here's hoping a decent DVD print at a reasonable price will eventually surface.

[Mality]

"stooped"...takes one to know one

[beervolcano]

I think this may be the perfect movie.

[TheThingKing]

Seen worse King Kong rip-offs yet to see this one through, check out Ape 1976 and the mighty peeking man and worse of all the mighty gorga.

[sitedecinema]

It's a spoof...a damn unfunny one, but a satire nonetheless...

[Zazubaar]

this must have been a comedy spoof.

[Mality]

Ya think???

[dragonbeltmaster]

omg any1 think king kong had a bum wid queeny

[mariogarv]

Ha ha ha ha!!!! very funny parody ^_^

[hawkeystud]

does she grab a woman or just the man?