Portal 2 - Cave Johnson Quotes 50's (SPOILERS)

[madmanmapper]

He had a calculator in the 50s? O_o

[ROBLOXguyZ]

When I first heard this mans voice on the game, I smiled, and was so happy, I just kept smiling! I don't know why I did, and when I saw that painting of him In the 50's I saw he was smiling at the art of science, ever since I played portal, I always wondered who made science, I could tell, Cave, is the real creator of real science, good job on making life much better, thank you, Cave

[E1craZ4life]

People say I oughta stop watching Portal videos. That gave me an idea: watch more Portal videos!

[randomtoa]

I like how the 50s and 70s logo of aperture is looking

[SK8ONMEDIA2012]

0:41 "enwichment spheres"

[GoldenDarkness666]

Ahh, this is awesome!

RIP Cave Johnson

[CephasBorg]

I spat on the screen so many times when I heard this stuff in the game, that I invented a screen screen. CJ (as I like to call him) would be proud of me. Just before he ducked me in the toilet.

Genius writing, stellar performance, great production. And funny as hell. What's not to like?

[mrnewvegasalx]

PURE GASOLINE.

[Gyarretto7]

Judging from Cave's 'mantis men' quote, I'm guessing either A) The Antlions in Half Life evolved from that experiment gone horribly wrong, or B) We might end up following that yellow line (metaphorically) in Episode 3.

[nwojunkie]

anyone lese notice the Aperture logo looks like the Mangekyo Sharingan?

[TheCandlejacker]

@nwojunkie I'd say it looks like every atomic like logo out there, which came before naruto.

[Zangetzuga]

"Don't have any tumors? Well don't worry, if you sat on a folding chair in the lobby and weren't wearing lead underpants, we took care of that too."

That man is the best troll scientist in the world. I wish he was my dad.

[ShiniRyuk]

I haven't even attempted this game because I know I wouldn't get very far, so thank you for uploading these priceless quotes. I watch Portal 2 clips just for the entertainment value. ;)

[AlRhoads19]

C.J: Say good bye Caroline

Caroline: Good bye Caroline

C.J; .......She is a Gem

[killzoneX13]

who else would think these quotes might make a good ringtone :D

[artixvonkrigor]

Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice tha lab-boys gave me: [paper rustling] do not get covered in the repulsion gel!

We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one and it does not like the human skeleton.

[devonray75]

Cave Johnson is a legend =)

[GR33NTHUNDAH]

Whos ready to favorite some videos?

I am!

[texjdsimon]

dont say rip leageunds never die

[razorlikeblue]

I punch those numbers into my calculator it makes a happy face

[nedmaster1000]

Greatest game ever

[Crazylatinokid7]

H'WHY

H'WHY NOT!

[Radman1889]

I never got how ramps are expensive. Can't you just put wood down at an angle? :/

[MrFoxInc]

@Radman1889

No, because that wood can slip down the stairs and all that and who's gonna help you in your wheelchair when everyone already fled the building because it's on fire?

Well, I guess it's already pretty problematic since the facility was several thousand feet below the ground.

Long story short, Cave Johnson is always right.

[MrGreagoir]

I want to fight some Mantis Men now.

[Eriktobru]

thank you so much ive been trying so hard to find a video with hte quotes in order YOU ARE A GOD!

[rsjonm1999]

R.I.P Cave

[Fluffski2006]

i want a calculator that makes a happy face!!

[LTRM35A2]

I think the whole asbestos warning is the best... "Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta"

[Arandomdude777]

Im telling you that you oughta stop making these videos... That should give you an idea... make MORE of these videos, you made the channel, you can whatever videos you want up all damn day! *sarcasm*

[LeonWrightHearts]

Every word coming out this guy's mouth is pure gold.

Kudos to the writers.

[poeticnerd1990]

Oops I forgot "on the way out".

[poeticnerd1990]

Cave Johnson: science isn't about why, it's about why not. why is so much of our science dangrous. why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact why not invent a safety door that won't hit you on the butt because YOU ARE FIRED.

Not you terst subject, you're doing fine.

Yes you, box your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye.

I love these quotes.

[AperturesCaveJohnson]

@poeticnerd1990 I Truly did fire that guy that day. Now here is a question when was Science ever safe? i'll give you the answer to that question NEVER! that is why in Aperture we courageously faced the toughest situations head on without question and if people had a problem with it they would wind up like that unemployed bum i had fired that day for when you insult Aperture with your "Safe Science" crap your basically insulting Science as a whole.

[markdadisman007]

Thanks, I'm typing them up from your recordings.