A Maverick Let's Play

[florianizer]

I watched this video right after I watched the second Eternal Darkness video where Diabetus said "really?" at the end. It freaked me out.

[grimmlock808]

This LP makes Power Pellet Pacman look regular Pacman, am I right teehee.

[GDorofu]

Wow, just when I thought all of the ridiculous means of capturing video had been dried up.

[MexicanoCholo13]

wait Dx what game is this !??! I must get it v.v

[proberush]

@MexicanoCholo13 It's a minigame from Darkseed. One of Mike Dawson's dream sequences.

[MexicanoCholo13]

@proberush Q~Q only a minigame? but I wanted the full game v.v it looks so good with those graphics, I was so close to buying a psp just for that game Dx

[proberush]

@MexicanoCholo13 Yes. I'm afraid it's only a minigame. 

[spiderfred1]

Why is his floor made out of popcorn?

[KailJudgementNeo]

@spiderfred1 He lives in a cinema, He just lies on their floor and eats the popcorn off the ground, he has a camera and a psp because he got it from the lost property box. Laptop and net included.

[zsmith4246]

I was waiting for an annotation: "I move away from the mic when I breathe in"

[MightyKombat]

You can't LP Mega Man Maverick Hunter X while lying outside on a stone floor.

How am I supposed to hear Mark Gatha screaming his fucking lungs out like this?

[Fishmon14]

This felt like a lot more than 5 minutes and 15 seconds. And it's not slowbeef or Diabeetus's fault.

[gabrielusa911]

His life is an argument pro abortion

[Goldbloodeddragon]

I have to imagine what such a person could look like.

[thehaloring90]

its quite simple:

if you dont have something to make good videos, thats ok just dont make them no one's pressuring you

[spiderfred1]

Why is his floor made out of popcorn?

[xVanhite]

Let's play brought to you by Andross.

[TectonicImprov]

Freaking dumbass, It's not a glitch that you do more damage when dashing.

[MegaszTechionTerrea]

@TectonicImprov wait you do? *mindblown*

[BakuMamX]

I know this guy. He has a different Let's Play on his new channel: this time with a capture card.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

This is the original FPLP.

[Mintergalactic]

@NostalgicSince2005 I'm too afraid to.

[VanIntegral]

I like to think that this guy is resting his head right on top of the camera while he's filming. Heck give him some time and he can probably figure out how to zoom by flexing the muscles in his chin.

[SlamminWolfgang]

You guys really like Total Recall.

[Mintergalactic]

Oh god. I think I actually know this guy in real life.

Oh god.

[EdmacZ]

A shitty Let's Play based on a shitty remake of a classic game.

We've really come a long way in the world of Let's Play.

[TheSamuraiGoomba]

@EdmacZ Well you know, Mega Man X was a game that really NEEDED an update into a 3D visual style that is instantly MORE dated-looking than the original art.

[EdmacZ]

@TheSamuraiGoomba

I know right? Not only that, it totally needed bad voice acting as well.

Sarcasm aside, no 3D upgrade can beat good old fashioned well-done sprite work. 8 and 16-bit sprites age like fine wine. While 3D visual styles don't age well. There are so many 3D games I know that looked awesome in their time but look really dated today.

[GoGojiraGo]

@EdmacZ What's wrong with the VA of MHX? The characters have personality, the corn levels are low, and there's nothing cringe-inducing about it. Now go back to X4 with WHATAMIFIGHTINGFOOOOORRRRRRR?!­?!?!?!?!!? and prepubescent girl X, sweet jesus almighty.

And be careful about falling into the "Back in MY days, everything was rose-tinted" trap. Dismissing things because they came after your golden days is pretty silly.

[Darlos9D]

@GoGojiraGo Eh, some people just like hating on all English dubbing of anything Japanese regardless of how good it actually is, because it makes them feel discerning or something.

[MarioGalaxy243g5]

@EdmacZ Metroid Prime. Your point is obsolete.

[hola4adola]

what is wrong with ppl..... i'm worried

[TheToast7]

When Diabetus said "Really?" I thought at first he said "Billy?"

I guess that explains something?

[EponymousKid]

I can't believe they retconned Zero's death to be slightly earlier or later in this game!

[EponymousKid]

@peteytheseacucumber Grammar? That's usage, dude.

[TheHeartless09]

i know this guy O.o

[psycotigerman]

July 21? one hell of a birthday gift from yt huh >.>

[GigaCaptainOlimar]

OK, I thought that the 5 FPS Mario 64 was the worst, but no. THIS is the worst means of filming an LP that I've ever seen.

[TheToast7]

@GigaCaptainOlimar You clearly haven't seen the SmashTV video, nor the Rijno videos. Sure, Rijno has just one problem; the camcorder, but he does so much with it! Only a MASTER of crap could make pointing a camera at a screen look THAT BAD.

OKAY?

[insertbestnameever]

You know it's gonna be a good Retsupurae when you're one second into the video and all you can think is "OH COME ON."

[DoomsdayOdd]

"warning: this lets play is about to get worse"

AND IT DOES

[typomanbros]

@LiteralKa and don't forget that 2 of those were Slowbeef and Diabetus.

[Mysterious0Bob]

What system is this game for?

[hollow33]

@Mysterious0Bob The N-Gage.

[Zikiel]

@Mysterious0Bob Unregistered Hypercam 2, I think.

[steveharley0345]

Transformersfanco217 and actionbastardaway are teaming up!?

OH THE HUMANITY

[evilaj2010]

We like video games too Ridley.

[typomanbros]

I had to go to fullscreen just to try and figure out what was going on, and even then it was still hard to decipher.

[DarkOmegaMK2]

wow... this one is actually stupid, horrible and unhealthy all at the same time... i hate when people record the screen of they're console because the tend to move it to an angle in which becomes even harder to watch that what it is. Also i love watching failure and failure in one of the most well known games over and over again... i am being sarcastic...

[TransformersFanCo217]

@actionbastardaway How is it done?

[TransformersFanCo217]

I'm the 'monster' that made this LP. First off, I have a bed! If I did it on the bed, the camera would shake to the point of not recording. Secondly, I was trying to share my love of this game. And even though I state over and over again that this is gone and removed from existence, people still think I'm lame. I have improved! The coming LPs on my channel have Hypercam recording them. Can anyone focus on the good of someone? That time will never come, apparently.

[msampson3d]

@TransformersFanCo217 You should probably learn to just laugh it off and try not to take it all too personally. That's the best you're going to be able to do.

[TransformersFanCo217]

@msampson3d I did that when I removed my LP. I shrugged it off and moved on with my X5 Vlog-style review and my Top VGM series.I also do dance videos where I intentionally make a fool of myself. Enjoy my channel.

[motherplayer]

@TransformersFanCo217 strange you didnt figure people would think how wierd the position was. Dude I have a love for many games but you wouldnt see me going as far as lying in a prone position to record them. And I would give you credit for taking this well but your past comments kinda make you lose that merrit

[Gazooki69]

@TransformersFanCo217 Great job, kid, less people care about you than me, and that's saying something.

[blargyblargster]

@TransformersFanCo217 Get a sense of humor, man. This is a joke, take it as such.

[slondavokensteen]

Did anybody else notice how fucked up his voice sounds?

[WinglessIceAngel]

I love the first line. "Really?"

[ChezJamesy]

"presses HD" my eyes have gone Maverick!

[mattmattmattm]

this is really nerdy of me. but the "dash glitch" is actually almost the opposite being totally realistic.

since you go faster when you dash and the shot gets more momentum since you're dashing, it makes sense that the bullet would be more effective if its going faster.

[protoAuthor]

@mattmattmattm

Except it's not a bullet. It's a LASER PELLET. Ain't it?

[Teeg32]

Doesn't the PSP have an AV-out?

[UberRusty]

Please,quality is for faggots.

But seriously,yeah it does but I'm sure Transformers Fan would have too much trouble moving the tv into the rock garden

[Cythrin]

So let me get this straight: You pick a game you're bad at and do badly in it, then think that it was a good idea? Not even "This is hard I get hit a lot" badly, but "I suck so much I jump in lava and blame the game's difficulty" bad.

My little cousin beat this stage in one shot. He's eight years old. In another year this LPer will be as old as him, so maybe he'll do better.

[SilenceOfTheDream]

at first i did not see anything wrong with this lp but then i looked up from the carpet and saw the horror... :(

[usernameclassifeid]

pruane, is that you?

[Randomnumbers7656785]

I kept trying to disable the annotations

[TransformersFanCo217]

Not counting Game Gear games, there shall be no handheld LP`s from me.

[Strawberrycock309]

Thanks for the update there chief. I mean, I was just asking my self "has some random fuck uploaded any Handheld LPs?" And lo and behold, as if from god himself, you descend. and tell us, and it was good.

[Ariamaki]

I don't know what is worse-- The fact that this is no random fuck, it is the very guy we are watching above...

Or the fact that he actually decided to show up and say "Guys I took them down are we cool now?"

[Strawberrycock309]

Wow really, that's him?

Shows how much I care. My comment still stands.

[Cocklaunch]

The arm parts are in the jungle you fucker.

[TaterSalad3435]

I keep wanting to tilt my monitor farther down so the screen isn't at an angle...lol

[Patatoes3]

you are the only reason that I dont add commentary to my video games anymore

[HitomKoneko]

I like how he thinks a trick that was in the first X games manual(jp version) is a glitch.

[CaptainTinTyrant]

in all seriousness, the HD button only made the window larger

[pantslesswrock]

GOING ROGUE

[psycotigerman]

And if this was made on july 21 first it means this now makes my birthday kind of a downer.

[psycotigerman]

Handheld lets plays....and how's he cam cording it while lying prone on top of gravel.

[Sollythesilent]

....So this si what Sarah Palin meant by "maverick".

[MsDetrimental]

Lping: Serious Business

[Backmask344]

He sounds like pruane2forever

[TheEarPlugs]

THIS KID IS SUCH A FUCKING NERD!

[shimazu32]

What the hell? To steal this pricks own reference, getting whacked by Flame Mammoth is like getting TKO'd by Glass Joe in thirty seconds.

[troggie6]

i will show you maverick tomorrow

[Cooliespy345]

I lost it at "big dumb thumbs"

And I agree, we don't need this guy's spawn crawling around Youtube making Maverick LPs

[singinglawnchair]

The guy playing the game sounds like Chris-chan.

[Bladedlightning]

He's reading along with the dialogue because he knows his video quality is so terrible you can't read it or hear the voices otherwise.

This man truly thinks about his viewers' enjoyment of the LP.

[AlbertWesker47]

This is a man??!!!!! I thought this guy was a kid.

[CSM60]

Yeah lol that's a pretty bad recording method.

[Nebster5000]

Please tell me. WHY do people like him need to get laid?

[BobSpotOn]

@NorthernEmperor He had a choice between getting the bed or the PsP, being the idiot that he was. The boy chose the PsP, his only hope is to sleep on the couch.

[TheCh33ks]

@NorthernEmperor

Like this kid is capable of talking to girls.

[DaBigmac824]

In high quality it looks like a rainbow came on my screen

[Edgemaster000]

GAME BRI- Oh...sorry.

[DrxInferno]

"Jesus Christ look at his big dumb thumbs"

I lol'ed so hard there.

[Gigacorn]

I see what you did there.

[adj789]

haha t

[ThunderShot66]

AND BOUGHT A DOG

[lisledre]

Genius here had an entire bottom third of the screen to play pop-up video in. As terrible as an idea as it is to ever LP like this, he took the awfulness to another level of stupidity by blocking portions of the screen, obscuring the very thing he thinks we want to see.

Brilliant.

[ShadowZidane4]

Lets play Megaman Maverick hunter X With developer commentary or annotion commentary

[CleaveTheDragon]

Having trouble with Flame Mammoth?

Haha, I used to be 7 years old, too.

[Knapperr]

I <3 RETSUPURAE

[Insane4lifez]

haha, This kid is Belial from basket case! Any one know what Im talkin about?

[AmazingL4rry]

Just one more example that good riffing can make the terrible entertaining but that nothing can be done with the mediocre.

[zzyzx0788]

The PSP version of X looks like it kinda sucks.

And so does this guy too I guess

[VCBee042]

Start the reactor!

[TheUnown7]

This video was inspired by darknessthecurse...I thought so.

[carefreew0rld]

in other words... LOUD NOISES!

[midnightblue1414]

!!!!!NOW IN HD!!!!!!

So clear it blinds you so its the last thing you ever see so its the best in comparison!

[Bastiest]

How off can you go with the cam LP;s?

Really off it seems...

[VromNath]

For a comparison between my skills and this... train wreck... I just did a speed run through that level (SNES version) without dying and only used the megabuster in just 4:09.

And I wasn't even trying while really sleepy and sick right now, so this kid has absolutely no excuse for sucking so bad at an easy game.

[SlasherCheetah]

There are some, but it takes a lifetime to find

[Xetrof]

Way to overreact to an RP, brah.

[fatmanfiftythousand]

ROFLOMG BUTTHURT

[megamanpda]

Dude, it's cool.

[TheAshtrayDentist]

(... Hee hee.)

[Snocapp]

@TransformersFanCo217 moar liek TransformersFAG, amirite?

[Rainhawk777]

This shouldn't be.....

[moonwulf35]

I can't keep on watching this video, really. The angle of the camera makes it look like I'm part of his chest seeing this blurry mess and my eyes melting away. Though to say one good thing about this video, it is more relieving than the Star Fox through red security camera vision video.

[codomis]

its like solid snake playing psp

[Skullbuggy]

"Colonel, it's Flame Mammoth! What do I do?"

"Try hiding in the rock garden, Snake."

[AshmoreVid]

watching these makes me lose some faith in humanity

[GiantSandles]

Don't they have cables where the PSP games show up on the TV?

I know it'd still be a camcorder LP, but anything's better than this.

[MetalVikingGreg]

Now I can't deal with CamLPs...but CamLPs on portable gaming systems...

Fuck who would do this? Who in the right mind would want to put this up? No, wait I'm wrong; there isn't anything right in this kid's mind.

[Blunderbuss09]

*buries head in hands* What is it with people insisting on LPing Megaman X games when they're no fucking good at them?

[Blunderbuss09]

Well gee, that should've been your first clue that this was a HORRIBLE IDEA.

[Rozar505]

This makes Bionic Commando look like regular Commando amirite?

[bobhorton45]

I hope there pointy rocks.

[LegendarySock]

Look at his big, dumb, thumbs.

This made the video! LOL.

[leetbarker]

3:28 , fucking LOL

[3131222]

"This is the hooked on phonics program his parents gave him"

best response to unnecessary talking in an LP ever

[leetbarker]

LOL

[Pachirasama]

This stuff is pure genius.

[masterfox3000]

Lol hes voice looks like the MAGIC MISSILE thing.

[TonicBH]

Apparently this kid couldn't spring for the $30 it costs to get composite cables so he can plug it into a capture device.

Although with most of the terrible quality LPs I've seen, I'm not surprised.

[JaggedSplinter]

Did the thought "People who watch this, might make fun of me for recording game footage like this." cross his mind at all before he clicked "upload"?

[Stingerbad2006]

No, "OMG people are going to pay attention to me!" was the only thing of any substance to go through his mind.

[zoton27]

i just realised one of the related videos is Crash Twinsanity cutscenes...WTF?

[Polterguist666]

Retsupurae is not as funny as they used to be.

[Lynk3]

It was never funny...

It never existed...

Go home jason

you don't belong here

[Polterguist666]

rofl

[Dkostuj2]

Death by annotations...

[lollerman12]

Tactical LP, soldier go prone, now standing, now prone again.

[fluffyman85]

Funny the related videos for this actually has a Let's Play of "Maverick Hunter X" that doesn't involve recording a screen.

[DaBigmac824]

Its still bad

[Hepathos]

HURR WE GAW

[grishuvet]

This Let's Play even offends BLIND people

[Burngun49]

My eyes hurt after watching this video

[supermariogalaxian]

He looks like he's raping his camcorder. Like SADkatachresis said, "What's up with the subtitles? You couldn't get another person to make commentary for this?!?!!"

[Doperwtje81]

ugh, I think I need glasses after this.

[Rocky183]

"Welcome BACK to part TWO"?

So I'm hoping that's Part 2b or something.

[obacat]

That guy is a DUMBASS.

Just use RemoteJoyLite,and you can play it on the TV/Computer/Youtube.

[Windalgo]

Oh wow. Am I the only one to notice he hits the start button with his right pinky?

How is that even possible?

[d3nyd]

Holy shit. What the hell is up with that?

[SpazkidXD]

Wow, his voice is like a godamn cartoon jesus wow.

[DetectiveOlivaw]

What the.

This may be the worst LP I've ever seen.

Except for that video where the guy ate pizza rolls but that wasn't technically an LP so.

[NamratsTheStarman]

He can't even crop the video?

Really?

[phishthefish]

I clicked High Quality, but it didn't work.

[Minic15]

Please, just get either a tripod or a chiropractor fast.

[GeneralBolas]

So let me get this straight.

The guy has a PSP, a platform that can't be used on TV. He puts his video camera directly in front of his face, thus making it hard to actually play the game.

And while doing all of those contortions, he *never* once realized that this was a big sign from the universe to *not* Let's Play PSP games? It didn't once occur to him that maybe he shouldn't be doing it.