Oh heeey, I've been looking all over forever that music that plays whenever Abe is asked about the most controversial video. I know it used to play on the old Newgrounds Assassin page. Anybody? Boobs?
My little notebook sound's too low for me to hear this but there are two problems with the title. One, Canada thinks :0) & that they only THINK we are crazy! They only THINK we are crazy? But Columbus was crazy, the Wright brothers were crazy. Early Rocket Scientists were crazy (Man land on the Moon! Yeah sure!) We are crazy-wise! Let's stay that way & keep going until we invent New Jerusalem, go around the Wheel of Time, upload all Life including Animals & Crazy Jesus & give Him His Kingdom!
LOL! It's funny that you call America our Mexico. I always call Mexico "America's America". So if I was talking to an American I'd say "The capital of your America is Mexico City"
You HAVE to spoof The Fountain. It was soooo pretentious. Aronovsky is a Harvard grad who tries hard to be profound but doesn't know the limits of cinema. Also, I'm sure you could do a better job on Twin Peaks than SNL.
I know that most things are just a matter of opinion, especially when it comes to comedy, but it seems to me that most people who talk shit on the internet are expecting perfection. The ability to find a flaw doesn't make you a good critic.
Holy shit their high as fuck.
fromdaghettowithlove 6 months ago
geek
elr4355 7 months ago
2:13 :D
UniverseZ3R0 11 months ago
I love these guys.
ArrestedDeveloper 1 year ago
Little Abe head going south to the Swaim crotch!
InkyBloc 1 year ago
Oh heeey, I've been looking all over forever that music that plays whenever Abe is asked about the most controversial video. I know it used to play on the old Newgrounds Assassin page. Anybody? Boobs?
metroid000 1 year ago
I just like how it says porndotcom at the beginning.
animeguy2356 1 year ago
Yes. yes. Oh my goodness, please yes.
popatire23 1 year ago
michael swaim is an absolute genius
mikecuzins 1 year ago
2:13 XD XD XD
UniverseZ3R0 1 year ago
My little notebook sound's too low for me to hear this but there are two problems with the title. One, Canada thinks :0) & that they only THINK we are crazy! They only THINK we are crazy? But Columbus was crazy, the Wright brothers were crazy. Early Rocket Scientists were crazy (Man land on the Moon! Yeah sure!) We are crazy-wise! Let's stay that way & keep going until we invent New Jerusalem, go around the Wheel of Time, upload all Life including Animals & Crazy Jesus & give Him His Kingdom!
OmegaSeekerr 1 year ago
That music was so familiar. Then I read the comments. Chrono Trigger, best shit!
datalorez 1 year ago
I think this is a lot like what the afterlife will be like.
kazigi 1 year ago
As a Canadian I say this, we don't THINK your crazy, we KNOW your crazy.
dave19941000 1 year ago
musket isn't a nonsense word ...
HaniiPuppy 1 year ago
@HaniiPuppy ya... and abe's dad doesn't own google...
12hiei21 1 year ago
@HaniiPuppy That's the joke, [obscene interjection]!
animeguy2356 1 year ago
I LOVE ABE
Those Aren't Muskets should team up with The Mighty Boosh
mnopabyqubopaby 1 year ago
This reminds me of AoJaD...
superfunbad 1 year ago
This is the classiest video I've ever seen.
STEFSLON 1 year ago 4
Were you guys high or something?
xcherryc0ke 1 year ago
Oh God, do I hear Chrono Trigger music?
I love Swaim EVEN MORE NOW.
AttackMyAss 1 year ago
Abes dad owns everything LoL :)
KazzyEss2k9 1 year ago
That was surreal.
fullmetalchymist 1 year ago
...I'm scared... floating heads... :(
ratter88 1 year ago
I'm Canadian, and I think you guys are insane (in a good way =P)
kcool134 1 year ago
God bless Chrono Trigger.
CronoManiac42 2 years ago 3
I wish I could thumbs up this more. That game is the best anything of all time.
steviejustin 1 year ago 2
Swaim, Caroll, Alice, gasm.
chocomog35 2 years ago
Nice Tim and Eric spoof
pubelion 2 years ago
But is it art?
MorroccoSurrogate 2 years ago
Could someone please tell me the name of the song at 2:15?
lmnprtymn 2 years ago
It's the Blade theme
liamuk08 2 years ago
gotta love the Earthbound music, and the insanity of Swaim and his fellows.
lessergnome 2 years ago
pretty sure that's from Chrono Trigger
MonsterKingRen 2 years ago 4
Really, hmmm, I thought I heard a bit of Earthbound in there, but my ears are sometimes a little off, so you may be right.
lessergnome 2 years ago
Yup it is! Chrono Trigger... or atleast taken from it. Its called Black Dream in the OST.
cruxado 2 years ago 3
Every single one of those things you won't joke about are all lies, right up to "bees" I could think of an example for all the important ones.
Aabicus 2 years ago
Yea taht's rigth we do think you're crazy in good way...
(btw I'm Canadian if that clears it up)
internetisaddicting 2 years ago 2
Wow I'm playing Chrono Trigger right now on my psx and it so happens to be playing Black Omen as well. I thought I was hallucinating.
n3wtype 2 years ago 3
That was like a descent into hellish madness wrapped in chocolate.
FreddieAmmonia 2 years ago 24
I liked the song, it's from Chrono Trigger. The Black Omen song to be exact... and I just realized I'm a nerd.
zoicd 2 years ago 23
As did I.
chosentonessournotes 2 years ago 2
shana thinks your "musket" is big
sguben 3 years ago
This is so weird.../awesome
Dacfu 3 years ago
You have to make fun of religion.
Shom42 3 years ago 3
rofl 2:10
blahcomando 3 years ago
Black Omen =)
guiox 3 years ago
LOL! It's funny that you call America our Mexico. I always call Mexico "America's America". So if I was talking to an American I'd say "The capital of your America is Mexico City"
thegothmog 3 years ago 4
acid man....ACID!!!!
jformaldehydem 3 years ago 2
You HAVE to spoof The Fountain. It was soooo pretentious. Aronovsky is a Harvard grad who tries hard to be profound but doesn't know the limits of cinema. Also, I'm sure you could do a better job on Twin Peaks than SNL.
9claudius 3 years ago
I was nowhere NEAR high enough to fully enjoy this video. =3
riguryu 3 years ago
you guys
are gods
ummwut 3 years ago
o wait you said you wouldnt touch religion....
ummwut 3 years ago
lol after 2 mins it was hilarious
EmptyUtopia 3 years ago
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it seems like they only have like two videos that are actually funny.
zombieeatslollipop 3 years ago
Out of curiosity, to which two are you referring?
ThoseArentMuskets 3 years ago 10
1) this one, and 2) all of the above ^_^
yuttivon 3 years ago 4
I know that most things are just a matter of opinion, especially when it comes to comedy, but it seems to me that most people who talk shit on the internet are expecting perfection. The ability to find a flaw doesn't make you a good critic.
Jombafomb 3 years ago 5
@zombieeatslollipop I'm guessing you haven't seen all of the Cracked TV episodes, Future House, Dinner Party, Damn You Batman, etc.
Abe making out with himself...
tjc232323 1 year ago
2:50 is epic
JakRules365 3 years ago
yes...
hazmish 3 years ago
"Little candies that have... juice inside them"
brilliantatbreakfa 3 years ago 2
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Other videos are way funnier... Internet Party is the best, Clitter is hilarious. This, not so much.
keydetpiper 3 years ago
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the makers of this movie are not funny and actually need help..... really
mizuno905t 3 years ago
You guys are crazy! I asked the guys, it's a consensus.
morthgog 3 years ago 2
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Oh shit, Im the dude that got some action cause this girl showed me you guys. Fuck. That is bad ass.
maphon 3 years ago
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I feel like I need to go lick a poisonous toad after watching that.
StinaVision 3 years ago
2:03 to 2:19
DJ Alligator Project
Genius.
Ivegotnobrakes 3 years ago
XD You stole my joke (I checked, I made it up first)
Herpes gummy candies.
It's those maynards ones that have the juice inside them. They're good.
tehcandee3 3 years ago
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No, you didn't
SySt3m 3 years ago 2
Doggerrob, im pretty sure he was joking -.-
karwl 3 years ago
hey canada...its america...your mexico!
haha
booitsbecky 3 years ago 4
You know it. Black Omen. It's looped right before that whole jazz rock thing happens. Good times, Squaresoft. Good times.
ThoseArentMuskets 3 years ago 8
I was trying to find the song, I totally reconised it.
Oh and Swaim, way to go man. Way to go.
TheLastSmile 3 years ago
@ThoseArentMuskets Hell yeah I called that Black Omen right away. So full of win.
Rignite 1 year ago
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Actually..... A Musket is a manual loaded firearm from the cival war era. Look it up?
:-)
doggerrob 3 years ago
doggerrob looks like you missed a joke bud
sorry your mother drank so much while she was pregnant.
also they had muskets before the CIVIL war what do you think we fought the revolution with, swords?
ANewRevolution 3 years ago
the cival war? Oh, I think I just ruptured something while laughing.
CoNietzscheWa 3 years ago
That's Chrono Trigger Music. I love these guys!
brockdjwest 3 years ago 11
Yay, first person to notice!
ThoseArentMuskets 3 years ago
This is so good it should be on TV :D
SuzySilvenna 3 years ago
It's Michael Cera on crack.
TheHill88 3 years ago
"From America... your Mexico."
:)
prospectnyc 3 years ago 6
Yeah Free Palestine!
ayyad13 4 years ago
This is absolutely great stuff u guys would be great on TV
zcheeseolly 4 years ago
Oh my god - this is just too damned funny!
sisterdiggins 4 years ago
abe you are divine.
lauragabs08 4 years ago 3
LOL!!! His head I can't get over it!
its just so random hahahah
anthonyowns 4 years ago
All because of Clitter. Nice.
Looking forward to your next funny video.
ViciousHeadbutt 4 years ago
That's what it's all aboot alright.
ScarletFire77 4 years ago
Yeah, you guys rock! Keep up the good work!
ChartierProductions 4 years ago 2
xDDDDDD lol jajaja
Rekotsu 4 years ago
You guys are awesome! Good luck on everything that will be coming your way, not that you need it.
Hi5s4WoopWoops 4 years ago