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  • Holy shit their high as fuck.

  • geek

  • 2:13 :D

  • I love these guys.

  • Little Abe head going south to the Swaim crotch!

  • Oh heeey, I've been looking all over forever that music that plays whenever Abe is asked about the most controversial video. I know it used to play on the old Newgrounds Assassin page. Anybody? Boobs?

  • I just like how it says porndotcom at the beginning.

  • Yes. yes. Oh my goodness, please yes.

  • michael swaim is an absolute genius

  • 2:13 XD XD XD

  • My little notebook sound's too low for me to hear this but there are two problems with the title. One, Canada thinks :0) & that they only THINK we are crazy! They only THINK we are crazy? But Columbus was crazy, the Wright brothers were crazy. Early Rocket Scientists were crazy (Man land on the Moon! Yeah sure!) We are crazy-wise! Let's stay that way & keep going until we invent New Jerusalem, go around the Wheel of Time, upload all Life including Animals & Crazy Jesus & give Him His Kingdom!

  • That music was so familiar. Then I read the comments. Chrono Trigger, best shit!

  • I think this is a lot like what the afterlife will be like.

  • As a Canadian I say this, we don't THINK your crazy, we KNOW your crazy.

  • musket isn't a nonsense word ...

  • @HaniiPuppy ya... and abe's dad doesn't own google...

  • @HaniiPuppy That's the joke, [obscene interjection]!

  • I LOVE ABE

    Those Aren't Muskets should team up with The Mighty Boosh

  • This reminds me of AoJaD...

  • This is the classiest video I've ever seen.

  • Were you guys high or something?

  • Oh God, do I hear Chrono Trigger music?

    I love Swaim EVEN MORE NOW.

  • Abes dad owns everything LoL :)

  • That was surreal.

  • ...I'm scared... floating heads... :(

  • I'm Canadian, and I think you guys are insane (in a good way =P)

  • God bless Chrono Trigger.

  • I wish I could thumbs up this more. That game is the best anything of all time.

  • Swaim, Caroll, Alice, gasm.

  • Nice Tim and Eric spoof

  • But is it art?

  • Could someone please tell me the name of the song at 2:15?

  • It's the Blade theme

  • gotta love the Earthbound music, and the insanity of Swaim and his fellows.

  • pretty sure that's from Chrono Trigger

  • Really, hmmm, I thought I heard a bit of Earthbound in there, but my ears are sometimes a little off, so you may be right.

  • Yup it is! Chrono Trigger... or atleast taken from it. Its called Black Dream in the OST.

  • Every single one of those things you won't joke about are all lies, right up to "bees" I could think of an example for all the important ones.

  • Yea taht's rigth we do think you're crazy in good way...

    (btw I'm Canadian if that clears it up)

  • Wow I'm playing Chrono Trigger right now on my psx and it so happens to be playing Black Omen as well. I thought I was hallucinating.

  • That was like a descent into hellish madness wrapped in chocolate.

  • I liked the song, it's from Chrono Trigger. The Black Omen song to be exact... and I just realized I'm a nerd.

  • As did I.

  • shana thinks your "musket" is big

  • This is so weird.../awesome

  • You have to make fun of religion.

  • rofl 2:10

  • Black Omen =)

  • LOL! It's funny that you call America our Mexico. I always call Mexico "America's America".  So if I was talking to an American I'd say "The capital of your America is Mexico City"

  • acid man....ACID!!!!

  • You HAVE to spoof The Fountain. It was soooo pretentious. Aronovsky is a Harvard grad who tries hard to be profound but doesn't know the limits of cinema. Also, I'm sure you could do a better job on Twin Peaks than SNL.

  • I was nowhere NEAR high enough to fully enjoy this video. =3

  • you guys

    are gods

  • o wait you said you wouldnt touch religion....

  • lol after 2 mins it was hilarious

  • Out of curiosity, to which two are you referring?

  • 1) this one, and 2) all of the above ^_^

  • I know that most things are just a matter of opinion, especially when it comes to comedy, but it seems to me that most people who talk shit on the internet are expecting perfection. The ability to find a flaw doesn't make you a good critic.

  • @zombieeatslollipop I'm guessing you haven't seen all of the Cracked TV episodes, Future House, Dinner Party, Damn You Batman, etc.

    Abe making out with himself...

  • 2:50 is epic

  • yes...

  • "Little candies that have... juice inside them"

  • You guys are crazy! I asked the guys, it's a consensus.

  • 2:03 to 2:19

    DJ Alligator Project

    Genius.

  • XD You stole my joke (I checked, I made it up first)

    Herpes gummy candies.

    It's those maynards ones that have the juice inside them. They're good.

  • Doggerrob, im pretty sure he was joking -.-

  • hey canada...its america...your mexico!

    haha

  • You know it. Black Omen. It's looped right before that whole jazz rock thing happens. Good times, Squaresoft. Good times.

  • I was trying to find the song, I totally reconised it.

    Oh and Swaim, way to go man. Way to go.

  • @ThoseArentMuskets Hell yeah I called that Black Omen right away. So full of win.

  • doggerrob looks like you missed a joke bud

    sorry your mother drank so much while she was pregnant.

    also they had muskets before the CIVIL war what do you think we fought the revolution with, swords?

  • the cival war? Oh, I think I just ruptured something while laughing.

  • That's Chrono Trigger Music. I love these guys!

  • Yay, first person to notice!

  • This is so good it should be on TV :D

  • It's Michael Cera on crack.

  • "From America... your Mexico."

    :)

  • Yeah Free Palestine!

  • This is absolutely great stuff u guys would be great on TV

  • Oh my god - this is just too damned funny!

  • abe you are divine.

  • LOL!!! His head I can't get over it!

    its just so random hahahah

  • All because of Clitter. Nice.

    Looking forward to your next funny video.

  • That's what it's all aboot alright.

  • Yeah, you guys rock! Keep up the good work!

  • xDDDDDD lol jajaja

  • You guys are awesome! Good luck on everything that will be coming your way, not that you need it.

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