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  • @1:17

    That sounded eerily similar to a narwhal mating call.

    @1:40

    Oh god the pit stain

    At least these shitty books and movies made it easy to weed out the psychoretarded bitches.

  • Dracula ......Now Thats a Vampire

  • lol stupid Twilight fans =w=

  • 1:17 Best impression of a horse.

  • Vampires are not sissy school boys, they don't attend high school, and they DO! NOT! SPARKLE!!!!!!

  • Vampires are not sissy school boys, they don't attend high school, and they DO! NOT! SPARKLE!!!!!!

  • @kelltestell

    ELRIC FOR THE FUCKING WIN (^з^)-☆

  • @sasukeiscool14

    I would!

  • EAR RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<

  • hey i love twilight now fuck the story n all but its helping me get laid and EASY women the series makes girls vulnerable and makes turns them into romantics

  • fangirls:im team edward! im team jacob!

    me:im team I DONT GIVE A FUCK! who wants to join?

  • @sasukeiscool14

    Teach jacob-No

    Teach edward-No

    -__-

    TEAM RON!!!!!! :D

  • @Xxcupcake522xx

    Opps fucking phone spell check

    changed it to teach

    I guess I'll have to use the computer

    to spell right.

    -___-

  • Down with twilight

  • im team darth caedus

  • indeed me to twilight sucks to as well man i totally wish alucard would blast edward

  • 1:21

    Horse laugh.

    I'm team Elric .|.

  • I'm loving the anit-twilight and epic Hellsing comments :)

  • Yeah I' Team Edward.....ELRIC!

  • ugh thank god, i thought i was the only one

  • Sorry but what ist this for a song?

    I´m a girl and dont like twilight.

  • ..... im a girl and fuckn hate twilight for life ;)

  • Oh. Holy. Eru.

    These girls make me WEEP for the future of women...

  • and one more comment at 1:18 was that a fucking horse?

  • this videos shows virgins and their fictional orgasms...poor girls will never get a real one

  • Twilight fantatism is proof enough for me that this generation of kids is more simple minded and immature than any other. Twilight has no real depth, just played out stories and wishy washy characters! I cant believe that out of so many other wonderful works of literature this crap is coming up on top :-/

  • "Coz my bf read it and now he's starting to act like Edward...how sweet!!!"

    So he started to act like a obsessive pedofile stalker, or something?

    -Yeah, that's sweet. Sweet like a rapist.

  • "coz my bf read it and now he's starting to act like Edward..."

    So he became a obsessive stalking pedofile or something?

  • @RosalindBlack

    are you the girl that said

    that on yahoo???

  • 1:38 Centre, slightly left - 'Bite me Edward?' I thought bite me was an insult :/

    F*ck twilight, what are they teaching this generation? >(

  • Instead of Twilight Killing Brain Cells

    Now they Turn Girls into Brainwashed Dogs

    Whats Next?

  • @breakfastMcgull

    *on heat.

    srsly gaiz, edward and jacob are just fictional characters. <<

  • one thing what does GDIAF mean

  • @ninjagaidenfreak08

    go die in a fire :)

  • @Maomaomoo hey thanks xD ezio auditore should not fight the templars anymore but should fight the twilight fan girls xD

  • @Maomaomoo

    Now, THAT'S a heartwarming statement! :)

  • 0:43 XDDDDD!

  • no...twilight got my cousin...curse you twilight T_T and the last girl is such a sad case. she looks like someone who would be more mature and would even hate twilight...

  • One of my roommates went to the recent twilight film dressed as Dracula, then asked ?'s during the film like "Is that one Dracula?" They pissed off so many fangirls it constituted many LOLs!

  • I don't dislike them twilight is making alot of girls dumb sluts that give easy acces to panties so yeah ;)

    thnx stefanie

  • looks like i need to call blade to come slap a bitch

  • ANOTHER REASON WHY I HATE TWILIGHT.

  • eeeew 1:40 sweatstain!!!!!!!

  • If you wanna hear something scary, at my local mall there's one of those calander shops run by a little old lady, in her 50's I guess, who's a huge fan of the movies & books...even has some bracelet that she says is from those. I told her I disliked the movies/books and she threatened me...I feel so violated. :(

  • Here here...

  • god i hate twilight

  • 1:39 .... huge sweatstain :\

  • Man it's going to be AWESOME when they run out of movies. Then we'll just give it 1½ years and TWATlight will have died out. (Give or take because of the merchandise.)

  • worse than the hordes in Left 4 Dead!!!!!!!!!!

  • These women are fucking pathetic I mean I can see why young girls might like it but women in their 20's and 30's? get laid you fat bitches.

  • no lives at all

    Twilight is a cult

  • @thearashiclan Exactly! Twilight is not a fad anymore...It's a damn cult!

  • They are...LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOO­ONNNNNNNNNNNNNN...

  • Oh god....God is laughing

  • LMAO at 1:15 XD

  • 0:46 - wale mating song

  • I hope there was a battle between Pinhead from the Hellraiser movies and Edward.

    Pinhead would use those chains and drag him to Hell!

  • and this is why the human race is doomed people.

  • lol 121 horsey

  • ...god chances are most of those girls are gonna have kids and spread their stupidity around...

  • Ear Rape at 1:19 - 1:25.

    Either that or it's a fucking horse.

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  • the lady with the twilight tattoo has a sweat patch lol :D

  • EARTHQUAAAAKE!!!

    no worse,FANGIRRRRLLLLSSSS!!!

  • Don't make me laugh... is that tattoo real? She's crazy...

  • 0:20 at the very right there's ahhhh.......twilight fanboy?

  • @Fo3fan97

    An openly gay guy or a butch girl that can man-handle EDWAR CURREN

  • I hate them.

  • 1:13

    "Taken" is spelled wrong.

    What a bunch of dumbshits.

  • @SonicWeapon Sorry, 1:12

  • @SonicWeapon yeah, that's the point. TAY-lor and TAYken? Get it? Don't worry, I hate them too.

  • Okay, you warned about the screaming, but wow, I wasn't ready. I had to keep turning it down until I could barely hear the music. Those girls could be stars in horror flicks.

  • 1:41 .................why???

  • Twilight has the most overused plot ever. So unoriginal and stupid.

  • @GuitarMotorRipper100

    correction: it has NO plot

  • movies these days and vampires can love but tey cnnot have sex they are IMMORTAL read dracula a real vampire book for nce u stupid piggy bitches

  • fucking hate twilight fangirls and there is some of them in my class -.- it fucking sucks

  • I hope there exists some kind of psychological therapy to help cure Twilight orgasms...this country is in desperate need of it.

  • all i can see is girls..lol

    i saw just one guy..and ..*not being a homophobe*..i refuse to accept him as a str8 guy

  • I'm dying inside...

  • oh please their just having fun. And the books are fun for those who say it's shit well it's obvious you don't know when to not take things so seriously.

  • I wish it was a battle between Hellsing's Alucard vs Edward XD. I hope it gets animated.

  • @mechaart

    hahaha Edward would surely get his ass riped open by Alucard's handgun! xD

  • @Maomaomoo XD. I also hope the animators actually make it were if Edward was to be in the sun he wouldnt sparkle but burn until he turns to ashes. Twilight is a joke to the true mythical horror characters. Twilight extreme fantards should learn to accept criticism as not everyone is interested into the movie and can voice their dislike. Even Alucard from Castlevania is handsomer than Edward and doesnt need to sparkle to look or be cool cause he is the prince of vampires :),

  • @Maomaomoo I would God willingly try to do a comic of some sort or maybe do a animated short where Alucard (or Vlad the impaler as he is really called) laughing at Edward as Edward glitters and sparkles and tries to hit him. Then Alucard just does that sinister smirk he always does in the anime and saids "wanna see my guns talk" *he unloads all the rounds into Edward and makes swiss cheese outta him*. Then after he is done the crazy preacher hunter guy can come and clean up the mess. XD

  • @Maomaomoo why the hand gun why not go beast mode on his ass :D Alucard pwnz

  • @Maomaomoo The Count from Sesame Street could kick Edwards ass.

  • @Maomaomoo What's the song you used for the video? I like it a lot. :D Nice vid by the way. :P

  • @ClOuDkIcKsAsS300

    It's by Animal Collective, but I can't recall the title. sorry :c

  • @Maomaomoo Don't worry, found it. :) It's The Purple Bottle by Animal Collective if you're curious. :) Thank you for telling the band name, or I would of searched for this song for hours. Yep, hardcore music addict. :P

  • @Maomaomoo edward vs the vampires in salems lot i already know whod win stephen kings vampires

  • @mechaart Alucard would SOOOOO win. He CAN heal himself and what can edward do? he SPARKLES LIKE A RETARD!!!!

  • @mechaart

    That's what I would call a bloody massacre. Caused by Alurcad.

  • @mechaart

    That's what I call a blooding massacre, caused by Edward.

  • @mechaart It already has. Thank God.

  • @mechaart Why? It would only one second :(

  • @mechaart you all that a battle?dude it would be a fucking massacre poor edward

  • @mechaart

    edward and bella would most likely be a (extremely) soiftied version of those "bonnie and clyde" vampires...

  • @mechaart: It would only last about 10-15 seconds or less lol

  • everbody run for ur life FANGIRLS!!!

  • i don't mind normal twilight fans because most of them just tend to keep it to themselves but the fangirls ones who watch the films and start squealing over Robert Patinson and then go around shouting about how they love vampires so much, annoy me!! i know that they like twilight, even i liked the books but theres no real need for all the total histeria!! the world did go round before twilight came along!!

  • I bet I could get millions if i write crap like

    "how to get a vampire boyfriend"

    "how to make your boyfriend think and look like edward cullen"

    I bet any twilight fan would buy it :D

  • This is scary...I wonder how will they react if you burn a Twilight book in front of them eck eck eck.

  • 1:17 - MAN THE HARPOONS

  • The only thing worse than Twilight fan girls, are the fan moms NOW THAT'S JUST DAMN CREEPY.

  • 1:36 lol, she fell of the freaking bed!! these people need to get a life

  • 00:45 - 00:51 "Hold on Spider-Whale." -Edward.

    If you don't get that then apperantly your female counterpart didn't force you to see the movie. She didn't like it....thankfully...but her 40 year old uncle loved it.

  • woooow...weres a car when you need it, just plow right through them all...bwhahahahahXD XD

  • twilight fangirls need to get a life.

  • LOL this is too funny :)

  • whats worse? girls over twilight or girls over disney like hannah montana and jonas bros?

  • GODDAMMIT!

    What´s worse is that some tweens like Twilight AND Miley.

    i still gotta go with twilight girls tho.

  • @darkfire170

    Girls over twilight are

    violent. Girls over hannah

    and jonas usually aren't

  • @darkfire170

    Jonas fangirls are genuinly the most offensive fangirls I've met. Probably because they're all getting to the stage where they are learning swearwords, so they're comebacks involve a swear word every five seconds ^^

    In terms of obsession, probably twilight

  • Quick! Give her a Twinkie before she eats you Mao!

  • LOL Twinkie girl sounds like a bloody horse XD

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