hey i love twilight now fuck the story n all but its helping me get laid and EASY women the series makes girls vulnerable and makes turns them into romantics
Twilight fantatism is proof enough for me that this generation of kids is more simple minded and immature than any other. Twilight has no real depth, just played out stories and wishy washy characters! I cant believe that out of so many other wonderful works of literature this crap is coming up on top :-/
no...twilight got my cousin...curse you twilight T_T and the last girl is such a sad case. she looks like someone who would be more mature and would even hate twilight...
One of my roommates went to the recent twilight film dressed as Dracula, then asked ?'s during the film like "Is that one Dracula?" They pissed off so many fangirls it constituted many LOLs!
If you wanna hear something scary, at my local mall there's one of those calander shops run by a little old lady, in her 50's I guess, who's a huge fan of the movies & books...even has some bracelet that she says is from those. I told her I disliked the movies/books and she threatened me...I feel so violated. :(
Man it's going to be AWESOME when they run out of movies. Then we'll just give it 1½ years and TWATlight will have died out. (Give or take because of the merchandise.)
Okay, you warned about the screaming, but wow, I wasn't ready. I had to keep turning it down until I could barely hear the music. Those girls could be stars in horror flicks.
oh please their just having fun. And the books are fun for those who say it's shit well it's obvious you don't know when to not take things so seriously.
@Maomaomoo XD. I also hope the animators actually make it were if Edward was to be in the sun he wouldnt sparkle but burn until he turns to ashes. Twilight is a joke to the true mythical horror characters. Twilight extreme fantards should learn to accept criticism as not everyone is interested into the movie and can voice their dislike. Even Alucard from Castlevania is handsomer than Edward and doesnt need to sparkle to look or be cool cause he is the prince of vampires :),
@Maomaomoo I would God willingly try to do a comic of some sort or maybe do a animated short where Alucard (or Vlad the impaler as he is really called) laughing at Edward as Edward glitters and sparkles and tries to hit him. Then Alucard just does that sinister smirk he always does in the anime and saids "wanna see my guns talk" *he unloads all the rounds into Edward and makes swiss cheese outta him*. Then after he is done the crazy preacher hunter guy can come and clean up the mess. XD
@Maomaomoo Don't worry, found it. :) It's The Purple Bottle by Animal Collective if you're curious. :) Thank you for telling the band name, or I would of searched for this song for hours. Yep, hardcore music addict. :P
i don't mind normal twilight fans because most of them just tend to keep it to themselves but the fangirls ones who watch the films and start squealing over Robert Patinson and then go around shouting about how they love vampires so much, annoy me!! i know that they like twilight, even i liked the books but theres no real need for all the total histeria!! the world did go round before twilight came along!!
If you don't get that then apperantly your female counterpart didn't force you to see the movie. She didn't like it....thankfully...but her 40 year old uncle loved it.
Jonas fangirls are genuinly the most offensive fangirls I've met. Probably because they're all getting to the stage where they are learning swearwords, so they're comebacks involve a swear word every five seconds ^^
@1:17
That sounded eerily similar to a narwhal mating call.
@1:40
Oh god the pit stain
At least these shitty books and movies made it easy to weed out the psychoretarded bitches.
Masamunecb 1 day ago
Dracula ......Now Thats a Vampire
starfighter673 3 weeks ago
lol stupid Twilight fans =w=
XxXcookehmonstahXxX 1 month ago
1:17 Best impression of a horse.
pinkleopard98 1 month ago
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Vampires are not sissy school boys, they don't attend high school, and they DO! NOT! SPARKLE!!!!!!
LostBoyzGurl 1 month ago
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Vampires are not sissy school boys, they don't attend high school, and they DO! NOT! SPARKLE!!!!!!
LostBoyzGurl 1 month ago
Vampires are not sissy school boys, they don't attend high school, and they DO! NOT! SPARKLE!!!!!!
LostBoyzGurl 1 month ago
Vampires are not sissy school boys, they don't attend high school, and they DO! NOT! SPARKLE!!!!!!
LostBoyzGurl 1 month ago
@kelltestell
ELRIC FOR THE FUCKING WIN (^з^)-☆
SENSE153 1 month ago
@sasukeiscool14
I would!
SENSE153 1 month ago
EAR RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<
zm093 3 months ago
hey i love twilight now fuck the story n all but its helping me get laid and EASY women the series makes girls vulnerable and makes turns them into romantics
yasinpatel12345 3 months ago
fangirls:im team edward! im team jacob!
me:im team I DONT GIVE A FUCK! who wants to join?
sasukeiscool14 3 months ago
@sasukeiscool14
Teach jacob-No
Teach edward-No
-__-
TEAM RON!!!!!! :D
Xxcupcake522xx 3 months ago
@Xxcupcake522xx
Opps fucking phone spell check
changed it to teach
I guess I'll have to use the computer
to spell right.
-___-
Xxcupcake522xx 2 months ago
Down with twilight
androscar 4 months ago
im team darth caedus
TheTwilightSagaSucks 5 months ago
indeed me to twilight sucks to as well man i totally wish alucard would blast edward
rockfan2345 5 months ago
1:21
Horse laugh.
I'm team Elric .|.
Kelltestell 5 months ago
I'm loving the anit-twilight and epic Hellsing comments :)
FutureAuthorAlyssa 6 months ago 2
Yeah I' Team Edward.....ELRIC!
Blueyejo7533 7 months ago
ugh thank god, i thought i was the only one
BIueCheeses 7 months ago
Sorry but what ist this for a song?
I´m a girl and dont like twilight.
TheGitab 8 months ago
..... im a girl and fuckn hate twilight for life ;)
BeBeAyumiReturns 9 months ago 2
Oh. Holy. Eru.
These girls make me WEEP for the future of women...
ambereyes93 10 months ago
and one more comment at 1:18 was that a fucking horse?
MrSUPERLEITAO 1 year ago
this videos shows virgins and their fictional orgasms...poor girls will never get a real one
MrSUPERLEITAO 1 year ago
Twilight fantatism is proof enough for me that this generation of kids is more simple minded and immature than any other. Twilight has no real depth, just played out stories and wishy washy characters! I cant believe that out of so many other wonderful works of literature this crap is coming up on top :-/
ChocolateORE 1 year ago 2
"Coz my bf read it and now he's starting to act like Edward...how sweet!!!"
So he started to act like a obsessive pedofile stalker, or something?
-Yeah, that's sweet. Sweet like a rapist.
RosalindBlack 1 year ago
"coz my bf read it and now he's starting to act like Edward..."
So he became a obsessive stalking pedofile or something?
RosalindBlack 1 year ago
@RosalindBlack
are you the girl that said
that on yahoo???
Xxcupcake522xx 5 months ago
1:38 Centre, slightly left - 'Bite me Edward?' I thought bite me was an insult :/
F*ck twilight, what are they teaching this generation? >(
axelrulez2006 1 year ago
Instead of Twilight Killing Brain Cells
Now they Turn Girls into Brainwashed Dogs
Whats Next?
breakfastMcgull 1 year ago 3
@breakfastMcgull
*on heat.
srsly gaiz, edward and jacob are just fictional characters. <<
Maomaomoo 1 year ago
one thing what does GDIAF mean
ninjagaidenfreak08 1 year ago
@ninjagaidenfreak08
go die in a fire :)
Maomaomoo 1 year ago 6
@Maomaomoo hey thanks xD ezio auditore should not fight the templars anymore but should fight the twilight fan girls xD
ninjagaidenfreak08 1 year ago
@Maomaomoo
Now, THAT'S a heartwarming statement! :)
x0kamix 10 months ago
0:43 XDDDDD!
motherearthrpg 1 year ago
no...twilight got my cousin...curse you twilight T_T and the last girl is such a sad case. she looks like someone who would be more mature and would even hate twilight...
ohohothisrocks 1 year ago
One of my roommates went to the recent twilight film dressed as Dracula, then asked ?'s during the film like "Is that one Dracula?" They pissed off so many fangirls it constituted many LOLs!
pat02537 1 year ago
I don't dislike them twilight is making alot of girls dumb sluts that give easy acces to panties so yeah ;)
thnx stefanie
PseudonymPlayer 1 year ago
looks like i need to call blade to come slap a bitch
diddykongfu 1 year ago
ANOTHER REASON WHY I HATE TWILIGHT.
TopClassFighter2 1 year ago
eeeew 1:40 sweatstain!!!!!!!
nissipraise 1 year ago
If you wanna hear something scary, at my local mall there's one of those calander shops run by a little old lady, in her 50's I guess, who's a huge fan of the movies & books...even has some bracelet that she says is from those. I told her I disliked the movies/books and she threatened me...I feel so violated. :(
Miser1983 1 year ago
Here here...
Francis5795 1 year ago
god i hate twilight
kageroninja 1 year ago
1:39 .... huge sweatstain :\
kaj000rox 1 year ago
Man it's going to be AWESOME when they run out of movies. Then we'll just give it 1½ years and TWATlight will have died out. (Give or take because of the merchandise.)
tutm4n 1 year ago
worse than the hordes in Left 4 Dead!!!!!!!!!!
zeedog14 1 year ago 3
These women are fucking pathetic I mean I can see why young girls might like it but women in their 20's and 30's? get laid you fat bitches.
GuysSeriously 1 year ago 2
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press 0:45 over again and again
yellowbee1111 1 year ago
no lives at all
Twilight is a cult
thearashiclan 1 year ago
@thearashiclan Exactly! Twilight is not a fad anymore...It's a damn cult!
LilMissLucky90210 1 year ago
They are...LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN...
TheWolfMan1941 1 year ago
Oh god....God is laughing
Ordreon 1 year ago
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they are the most pathetic people on the planet..
MutenKami 1 year ago
LMAO at 1:15 XD
KitsuneWarrior17 1 year ago
0:46 - wale mating song
wowrulez111 1 year ago
I hope there was a battle between Pinhead from the Hellraiser movies and Edward.
Pinhead would use those chains and drag him to Hell!
BoukenCrimson 1 year ago
and this is why the human race is doomed people.
Stormforce101 1 year ago
lol 121 horsey
simplytyson 1 year ago
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LOL at the end!!!
HellAngelsBells 1 year ago
...god chances are most of those girls are gonna have kids and spread their stupidity around...
Manatizzle89 1 year ago
Ear Rape at 1:19 - 1:25.
Either that or it's a fucking horse.
SonicWeapon 1 year ago
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Doggieworld3 1 year ago
the lady with the twilight tattoo has a sweat patch lol :D
foojuice101 1 year ago
EARTHQUAAAAKE!!!
no worse,FANGIRRRRLLLLSSSS!!!
mattiathekaiju 1 year ago
Don't make me laugh... is that tattoo real? She's crazy...
heihererjeg45 1 year ago
0:20 at the very right there's ahhhh.......twilight fanboy?
Fo3fan97 1 year ago
@Fo3fan97
An openly gay guy or a butch girl that can man-handle EDWAR CURREN
Maomaomoo 1 year ago
I hate them.
seanacker21 1 year ago
1:13
"Taken" is spelled wrong.
What a bunch of dumbshits.
SonicWeapon 1 year ago
@SonicWeapon Sorry, 1:12
SonicWeapon 1 year ago
@SonicWeapon yeah, that's the point. TAY-lor and TAYken? Get it? Don't worry, I hate them too.
krizzimouse 1 year ago
Okay, you warned about the screaming, but wow, I wasn't ready. I had to keep turning it down until I could barely hear the music. Those girls could be stars in horror flicks.
theate34 1 year ago
1:41 .................why???
linds10102 1 year ago
Twilight has the most overused plot ever. So unoriginal and stupid.
GuitarMotorRipper100 1 year ago
@GuitarMotorRipper100
correction: it has NO plot
foojuice101 1 year ago
movies these days and vampires can love but tey cnnot have sex they are IMMORTAL read dracula a real vampire book for nce u stupid piggy bitches
carlosperezvidal 1 year ago
fucking hate twilight fangirls and there is some of them in my class -.- it fucking sucks
sethur1995 1 year ago
I hope there exists some kind of psychological therapy to help cure Twilight orgasms...this country is in desperate need of it.
kc86er 1 year ago
all i can see is girls..lol
i saw just one guy..and ..*not being a homophobe*..i refuse to accept him as a str8 guy
bhimz2 2 years ago
I'm dying inside...
crazy4sian 2 years ago
oh please their just having fun. And the books are fun for those who say it's shit well it's obvious you don't know when to not take things so seriously.
Mahe34 2 years ago
I wish it was a battle between Hellsing's Alucard vs Edward XD. I hope it gets animated.
mechaart 2 years ago 20
@mechaart
hahaha Edward would surely get his ass riped open by Alucard's handgun! xD
Maomaomoo 2 years ago 26
@Maomaomoo XD. I also hope the animators actually make it were if Edward was to be in the sun he wouldnt sparkle but burn until he turns to ashes. Twilight is a joke to the true mythical horror characters. Twilight extreme fantards should learn to accept criticism as not everyone is interested into the movie and can voice their dislike. Even Alucard from Castlevania is handsomer than Edward and doesnt need to sparkle to look or be cool cause he is the prince of vampires :),
mechaart 2 years ago
@Maomaomoo I would God willingly try to do a comic of some sort or maybe do a animated short where Alucard (or Vlad the impaler as he is really called) laughing at Edward as Edward glitters and sparkles and tries to hit him. Then Alucard just does that sinister smirk he always does in the anime and saids "wanna see my guns talk" *he unloads all the rounds into Edward and makes swiss cheese outta him*. Then after he is done the crazy preacher hunter guy can come and clean up the mess. XD
mechaart 1 year ago
@Maomaomoo why the hand gun why not go beast mode on his ass :D Alucard pwnz
99011222 1 year ago
@Maomaomoo The Count from Sesame Street could kick Edwards ass.
drogothlord 1 year ago
@Maomaomoo What's the song you used for the video? I like it a lot. :D Nice vid by the way. :P
ClOuDkIcKsAsS300 1 year ago
@ClOuDkIcKsAsS300
It's by Animal Collective, but I can't recall the title. sorry :c
Maomaomoo 1 year ago
@Maomaomoo Don't worry, found it. :) It's The Purple Bottle by Animal Collective if you're curious. :) Thank you for telling the band name, or I would of searched for this song for hours. Yep, hardcore music addict. :P
ClOuDkIcKsAsS300 1 year ago
@Maomaomoo edward vs the vampires in salems lot i already know whod win stephen kings vampires
TwiHardsAreRetards 7 months ago
@mechaart Alucard would SOOOOO win. He CAN heal himself and what can edward do? he SPARKLES LIKE A RETARD!!!!
ThePizzadude93 1 year ago 8
@mechaart
That's what I would call a bloody massacre. Caused by Alurcad.
SakuraRico 1 year ago
@mechaart
That's what I call a blooding massacre, caused by Edward.
SakuraRico 1 year ago
@mechaart It already has. Thank God.
PrivateSFolger 1 year ago
@mechaart Why? It would only one second :(
MrTubeandWatch 1 year ago
@mechaart you all that a battle?dude it would be a fucking massacre poor edward
MrSUPERLEITAO 1 year ago
@mechaart
edward and bella would most likely be a (extremely) soiftied version of those "bonnie and clyde" vampires...
x0kamix 10 months ago
@mechaart: It would only last about 10-15 seconds or less lol
smallpersonx 6 months ago
everbody run for ur life FANGIRLS!!!
cjcool91 2 years ago
i don't mind normal twilight fans because most of them just tend to keep it to themselves but the fangirls ones who watch the films and start squealing over Robert Patinson and then go around shouting about how they love vampires so much, annoy me!! i know that they like twilight, even i liked the books but theres no real need for all the total histeria!! the world did go round before twilight came along!!
AuburnHairedVampire 2 years ago
I bet I could get millions if i write crap like
"how to get a vampire boyfriend"
"how to make your boyfriend think and look like edward cullen"
I bet any twilight fan would buy it :D
icefire1213 2 years ago
This is scary...I wonder how will they react if you burn a Twilight book in front of them eck eck eck.
LockOn75 2 years ago 2
1:17 - MAN THE HARPOONS
wowrulez111 2 years ago
The only thing worse than Twilight fan girls, are the fan moms NOW THAT'S JUST DAMN CREEPY.
IzzyXDemmy 2 years ago
1:36 lol, she fell of the freaking bed!! these people need to get a life
maximumriderules27 2 years ago
00:45 - 00:51 "Hold on Spider-Whale." -Edward.
If you don't get that then apperantly your female counterpart didn't force you to see the movie. She didn't like it....thankfully...but her 40 year old uncle loved it.
steelelegion 2 years ago
woooow...weres a car when you need it, just plow right through them all...bwhahahahahXD XD
numb3rsfreak 2 years ago 2
twilight fangirls need to get a life.
silentshadow1989 2 years ago
LOL this is too funny :)
genevievech81 2 years ago
whats worse? girls over twilight or girls over disney like hannah montana and jonas bros?
darkfire170 2 years ago
GODDAMMIT!
What´s worse is that some tweens like Twilight AND Miley.
i still gotta go with twilight girls tho.
Maomaomoo 2 years ago 2
@darkfire170
Girls over twilight are
violent. Girls over hannah
and jonas usually aren't
9N8X 2 years ago
@darkfire170
Jonas fangirls are genuinly the most offensive fangirls I've met. Probably because they're all getting to the stage where they are learning swearwords, so they're comebacks involve a swear word every five seconds ^^
In terms of obsession, probably twilight
londongirlhannah 2 years ago
Quick! Give her a Twinkie before she eats you Mao!
saechao820 2 years ago
LOL Twinkie girl sounds like a bloody horse XD
hazurd2s0ciety 2 years ago 2