Noobs In Mjolnir Episode 1 (Halo 3 Machinima)

[EmberrHD]

Man...a halo show with.a Seargent with an accent, a soldier with an attitude, a smart one, a stupid one that curses alot, and a girl...what does that remind me of....oh yeah. red vs blue which is exactly like this just better.

[winston506]

177 people are french

[kokeanikilator]

in thin in englis is meh-ohl-ner or something

[kokeanikilator]

in spanish is "miiolnir"

[M4RZ89]

@kokeanikilator

In Icelandic - Mjölnir (Thors Hammer)

[Balisticapro]

you stole that credits joke from the Simpsons movie you dumbass

[piegofly1]

mm DANISH...do I get paid now?

[HSofRapture1]

YAY! Nudity........Aww, just an ad for Castlevania: Lords of Shadow

[Russianppshfun]

Lol @ end cat joke un duex trois cat sank, lol win...

[BradkHD]

hey this was released on the day of my birthday

[13MATTallica96]

The big boys need some shields, chop chop

[V3NiC31]

Mee-ohl-near; Thor's hammer in mythology.

[MrDrummer987]

can somebody please tell me how to pronounce "Mjolnir"?

[jtwattsup]

@MrDrummer987 It's not really a word. It's just an acronym for the armor the spartans wear. I say it JOAL-NEER, but I have never heard a pronunciation for it. Hope that helps.

[MrDrummer987]

can somebody please tell me how to pronounce "Mjolnir"?

[pwnagebomb]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanish



[Foges6694]

In my experience, MJOlNIR's are the more skilled players and the Katatna's are the noobs.

[k3ytech]

@Foges6694 Exactly, pro players dont bother pointlessly changing armour that has no effect on the game.

[ShadowDragonK1]

@Foges6694 yeah i use my katatna cuz it looks cool

[MCKVidmaster]

machinimas kore - google it

[Diggerman7390]

mmmmmmmmmmmm ddddddaaaaannnnniiissshhhh

do i get payed now?

[darkhero667]

and that is how not to use a sniper rifle lol

[BumperJumperFilms]

Lmao. Make more

[patmeup23]

lololololol

[Heikabuchi]

mmmmmmmmm..... daaaanniiissh.

[bigZAIN187]

where the hells mah danish XD

[brenon45]

"do i get payd now?"

[BUKO158]

Ooohh i like this song the opening, please name song? :)

[Red0100]

Mjolnir, aka Thor's hammer.

[grimorca]

that is true but u do kno that in the halo universe Mjolnir is also the project which trained most of the spartans A.K.A. the reasons why most spartans are calm badasses even during the worst possible situation and can still strategically find a way out.

[Finge42]

nope. Mjolnir is the armor they wear, named after the hammer that Thor carries around with him

[shrapnelkiller]

this and red vs blue are very similar, and you can't just say that RVB is better without at least acknowledging that this show clearly has potential to be the next great series like Red vs Blue. Although i would try to differentiate yourself from them. the white and red guy sounds too much like sarge, the chick sounds a little like tex and the rest of the guys sound the same

[Scyrer]

I think the voice thing is more of a problem of the commonality of American accents, than a lack of originality on the cast's part.

[CrazyMike117]

123 cat could,

123 "cat" "sank"

123 "4" "5"

six, sept, huit, neuf, dix <==pronounced deese

thats right, dicks

[MurderDeathKill01]

Thanks for the french lesson. I forgot the reason I actually wanted to go to youtube for, is to come to school.

[cherryberry101DUH]

I JUST BURNED UR MOM!

[KipsShow]

lmao the joke at the end

[0Boone0]

I like it! look forward to the future episodes. I hope this lives as long as RvB.

[paulebeth]

this is remnisent of Red vs Blue, but still holds some promise on it's own, I'm looking forward to the next episode

[ErinityStudios]

This was just our Pilot episode things have changed since then. We have had to get new voice actors and a brand new script that im sure all of you will love so look for Noobs In Mjolnir: Spartans In The Snow By Erinity Studios coming soon.

[warhawk613]

Red vs. Blue is better.

[LordVurtax]

Yeah no shit red vs blue is better, stop comparing machinima and see what is good in one

[angelroom]

okey this was weird

[AngstyStudios]

As is the style of Marty Marcus, director/producer/writer/no longer a member of Angsty Studios.

[biosh0ckplayer]

haherhahehrwe [

poirk

wui;ghreaf'oaishdf

;asoeripghaipudspknsgfrdddk

aahhhhhai;fds;'vo

[GangsterNub]

Did he say Sniper Rofl?

[thevendra1]

lol

[BowBloo]

to be cotinued!

[marcmurray1]

1:59-2:03! He sounded so much like Optimus Prime!

[dblmh]

can someone explain that joke to me

[ThePurged]

123 Cat and Un Deux Trois Cat. The try to cross the river. 123 Cat could. Un Deux Trois Quatre(Sounds like cat, but is the number 4) Cinq(Pronouced sank, but is 5)

[dblmh]

oh yeah it would help if it said it was french(or w/e langauge that is) in an annoniation

[hugehalofan1]

i dont get the joke

[Varvevon]

thats maybe because you dont speak french or you dont know how to count to ten in french

[raven95]

LOL omg i got the joke

[AngstyStudios]

STOP WATCHING THIS!

[EuphorianFilmers]

NO!

[nick0lasW00]

''do i get paid now?'' LOL

[GanstaMario426]

MmMmMmm...Danish...

[BWEPRODUCTION32]

another great machinima

[sbrscrpn]

haherhahehrwe [

poirk

wui;ghreaf'oaishdf

;asoeripghaipudspknsgfrdddk

aahhhhhai;fds;'vo

[pr1nc3of1995]

haherhahehrwe [

poirk

wui;ghreaf'oaishdf

;asoeripghaipudspknsgfrdddk

aahhhhhai;fds;'vo

[vikingdeath1]

lol, ok, the joke at the end redeemed this video for me.

[Kalalokkii]

haherhahehrwe [

poirk

wui;ghreaf'oaishdf

;asoeripghaipudspknsgfrdddk

aahhhhhai;fds;'vo

[myminimonkey]

make another give us bored ppl somthing to watch

[AngstyStudios]

The series is currently on hold and may or many not remain that way indefinatly...

[acdc0333]

haherhahehrwe [

poirk

wui;ghreaf'oaishdf

;asoeripghaipudspknsgfrdddk

aahhhhhai;fds;'vo

[devildragonfable]

=O ZzZz lol !!!

[KarsenPath]

hahahaha that is funny

[buttnuggets123]

lol...1 2 3 cat made it but une duex trois quatre cinq!! dude u have to type this exactly then hit audio preview.

[anomaly206]

mmmm danish lol homer joke

[SafezoneDiaries]

I found it...

Descent.

But the cat thing!

'Which cat do you think made it? 123 cat obviously, un duex cat cinq.'

[scrambles101]

that was fantastic

[wrathofbowser]

Personally I liked it. All of you bashing it need to realize something. This was just the pilot. When you make a series you should always leave plenty of room to improve.

[hudniwow]

booooo

[mannyternal]

oh come on I tough this show would be worth watching ever since I saw the teaser... I guess I was wrong.

[AngstyStudios]

It was a Marty Marcus production, and as of presently he has left Angsty Studios to pursue other advents. For better for worse, we won't see something like this again.

[SONRAIHBOY]

LOL

[MachinimaMusic]

Yes do to some circumstances we had to place this one on hold, we have a script written for the second episode as well as most of the audio done, however do some unforeseen changes we will not be able to release this in February as originally planned. Once more progress is made on this we will let you know, but as of now this film is on hold. Pathogen episode 2 is still on schedule though.

[AngstyStudios]

Official Announcement: This series is on hold...Due to reasons of a mysterious and enigmatic nature. But while you're waiting for ep.2 (quite possibly for years and years to come) check out Pathogen, which is trudging full steam ahead :D.

[Aspire198]

again wih the mom jokes? lol

[ludicer2]

a nice new series

[blazefox2]

hey did anyone else see that in teh window at 1:24

[tannenman]

ya thats one of those jackal guys that is always there riding on one of the things that just keep going past the window.

[AngstyStudios]

I actually don't see what your talking about...

[AaaBbbCcc00]

if you go to the pit and walk around the brute picture pops up that what that was in the window

[zanderinwind23]

Hey, this looks great for the first episode,

lol

edited by marcos

created by marcos

produced by marcos

I was so close to doing a voice :P oh well.

nice script ;D

[ltmangaka]

looks promising. hahaha

[RadicalEdward2]

The memorize name joke was from the Simpsons but good video though LoL

[RedRaiderFilms]

I would stick to pathogen, this missed the mark alittle

[Timeeye]

I wouldn't go as far as to say this isn't completely retarded. But your actors could try to fill their roles a bit more. It's like their not even trying.

[therevoukcs]

So much rage in the comments section! I thought it was pretty good machinima for a pilot, however, some of the camera shots lasted a little too long and the jokes kind of losted their effect, you might want to pick up the pace a little.

A little more work on the timing and it could turn into a great machinima!

[AngstyStudios]

We've signed on new writers and camera-men for Episode 1. Hopefully that'll solve the problems we had in the pilot.

[gianenudo]

dude make a second one its a great start and if you can make longer ones

[AngstyStudios]

A second one is in the works, as we speak.

[ImmortalKiller4]

mmmmm danish(sp?) XD

[goodfriend69]

rip of rvb

[AngstyStudios]

Literate AND competent. Bravo.

As I've told each and every other one of thirty-six commentors who said this: No it isn't. You're stupid. They are similar only in the sense that they are comedies, filmed in Halo 3. Don't get me wrong, we appreciate input but lets put a little thought into our comments, shall we?

[goodfriend69]

I apologize, I am not iliterate and i believe your rebuttle was the competent one. I did not consider that your video deserved a full thought out comment, because your video as you clearly had told me is the "stupid" one. So next time please try not to be such a douchebag.: )

P.S.: comedies should have more comedy in them.......

[AngstyStudios]

Comedies SHOULD have more comedy in them. I agree with you there.

[goodfriend69]

Lol what kind of prick replies on people's comments? What do you not have anything better to do? Maybe you should go get a boyfriend and stop making crappy videos you straight up douchebag loser.................

[AngstyStudios]

The kind of prick who cares about what the audience thinks of their machinima. I reply to comments so that I might get an insight into what the audience wants and improve future episodes.

[goodfriend69]

lol u called ur self a prick, stop txting me, yur taking up my email space yah douche.......

[MachinimaMusic]

You are a moron

[yourdemiseinacanSpam]

Gosh, you cry at night because of this don't you.

[AngstyStudios]

No, I cry during the day. My full night time attention is reserved for your mother and her collosal needs. And I mean collosal.

[yourdemiseinacanSpam]

my moms not fat

[EuphorianFilmers]

OHHHH SNAP SON!

[Kl0wn0fde4th]

lmfao, quite possibly the best youtube comeback of all time angst

[AngstyStudios]

I keep it real. Real real.

[Kl0wn0fde4th]

oh, for real?

[djytjks]

i think its pretty dam kool u reply to your videos comments cus alota ppl dont

[CodyIzntPro]

my french teacher used that joke in class

[Actili]

I didn't get the joke and the ending was from Simpsons, other than that, not bad.

[AngstyStudios]

Stole is such a strong word. We prefer "paid homage to".

[KenshiUchiha]

HAHAHAHAHA i like this its funny got slapstick

[roffy101010]

credits was pretty funny except that u ripped off the simpsons movie

[AngstyStudios]

Ripped off? Paid homage to!

[halo3iscoming]

haha the end joke.

The Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq

[Studio343]

They need a better mic!

[Riddlemeso]

you tried your best to make this funny. keep trytin u can make it

[xiheartgh3x]

now wheres my danish? mmm danish...lol

[Teivans]

you copied the simpsons movie in the credits ;-;

[AngstyStudios]

Paid homage to.

[archstealthowl]

i want teh next episode on youtube yesterday!

[Xtreme2252]

the Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq

[AngstyStudios]

Btw guys check out machinima . com forums the official Teaser poster for Noobs In Mjolnir Ep2 is up

[AngstyStudios]

Wow allot of hate on here

[Pordrenaline]

What's the music played at the very beginning of the video? I quite like it :D

[AngstyStudios]

That was composed by our list of composers at angsty studios it was made for Noobs In Mjolnir

[KnightTemplar108]

Seemed good, but alot of the jokes were "copyed".

[L337COD4]

Kinda sucks...

[seanyb109]

boring as all shit

[RagnarockXL]

The thing with how alot of people worked on this and all they ask is that you memorize their names correctly is from the simpsons movie. But over all it was a good video for a pilot. Hopefully it will get a bit better but so far it looks good.

[TheMiniGameR]

^ Fail

[19snipez94]

I'll slap you were you stand motherfucker for using that word.

[tylerfry]

such a bad machinima very uninteresting

[twilightdonut]

i just whant to put out there, is it me or do most halo 3 machhinimas start of with a pamaramic view of vahalla; dont get me rong, thers nothing rong with that but i see it everywhere.

also that was a good film.

[grif725]

very well done for a polite

can't wait to see more

[newatthis20]

do i get paid now?

[Breenguy]

Not bad, good start

[Finnishbastard]

Mmmm....danish...

[mikeyman6]

quite good, id watch more of it

[JadeSune]

Where the hell's my danish?... MMmmmm, danish...... Do I get paid now?

[Kakashi464]

only thing i really liked was the music at the begining

[Conquis7ador]

bad voice acting, not funny at all

[Xepher013]

It was okay. kinda felt like a mediocre RVB

[Ish55]

Decent writing, video and sound quality, and effects/editing. Cleashe characters, dumb plot, bad cinematography, and that flashback/dream sequence was sooooooooooo horrible.

3.6/5. hope this helps, good luck.

[Conquis7ador]

it's Cliche, not Cleashe

[Ish55]

thnx! i forgot.

[ricollis]

ive seen better but  good enough try

[alterego1050]

epic fail ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ

[Sob92507]

ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz....

[NLM98]

u stole the credits line from simpsons movie and mmmmmmmmmmmmm....... danish

[bobspunge911]

ehh ive seen better ****

[leonwizard]

you thought it was funny? man go get a girlfriend cuz comedy movies definitively arent a good carrer for you.

BEEYATCHHHH!!!

[Skrewdz0rz]

Seems unoriginal.

Maybe something a little more action and story orientated? You know, to keep people watching.

I don't know if it was just me, but I got the feeling that everyone was 15, and they were simply recycling bad jokes.

[Chick6517]

what was that? i never seen someone do that beforethat was hilarious... i didnt see that one comming haha [=

[DHammerr]

sorry, no

[Deltaskater]

haha!

Love the joke!

[conflictbrit]

"Your such a pussy"

[Tom22Crussell]

The Standard Mjolnir Armor is the best.

[burningpig102]

I like EOD head, hayabusa helm, and scout body.

[ThatsBooji]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...... danish

[radioguns]

I watched the cridits :)

[Archangel990]

The un, Deux, trois cat sank means 1 2 3 4 5 in French: Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre, Cinq. (Pronounced how the guy said un deux trois cat sank)

[TheBloodySkull13]

ALOT of the credits comments were for home in the simpsons movie.

[susuke514]

lol "where the heck is my danish?""mmmmm danish" lol

[AHaloSniper]

. . . danish . . . mmmm . . .

[islanders101995]

yeah sound quailty isnt the greatest

[Watanuki67]

I love the final joke ^^

[masher0900]

all girls in machinimas sound the same

[VintageRabbit]

lol at the 'dictionary for dummies'

[DrAnarchy]

meh its ok, they need a better sound quality though

[AngstyStudios]

The sound quality is just fine its just youtube with the conversion head to our profile for the HD version

[rain360]

Mjolnir,

isn't that Thor's hammer?

[niloc009]

Rain360,

Mjolnir is the spartan armour, but yes, you are correct that it is Thor's hammer.

[tacos454]

I BURNED YOUR MOM