Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain! in game trailer

[RatmanXX]

The most underpowered character... EVER!

[VirtualBilly]

um, why the HELL isn't this game in the app store?!

[pape6cho]

I can also clap with 1 hand. Honestly!!!

[afker553]

ahhahahaa LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLING ALL THE WAY

[blyantenmig]

it is unrealistic that he have a health bar

[Inspire6]

i wish the game looked as good as the 00:43 onwards.

[XAltairXxx]

@L3ctronik uhhm well yea he's probably a beta tester then since thats why beta and pre bought games are for you play them before they came out what would better is he finished the when gameloft is still thinking of a chuck norris game

[BlackLense]

The health bar in this game actually the players health bar, not Chuck Norris.

[TK45236]

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience 

[nightmuffin937]

Chuck Norris Turned Angry Birds into Chicken Nuggets.

[damprumpan]

i like how they show the ending in the trailer.

[SuperAwesomerobot]

Gameloft i have found a glitch in your game. Chuck Norris can get injured. Please fix it.

[elmaguel318]

@SuperAwesomerobot that is called a bug...but is true

[damprumpan]

note: Chuck is in a weakened state in this game.

[SerIsaacNewton]

@damprumpan Are you insinuating that Chuck Norris can be weakened?

[damprumpan]

@SerIsaacNewton no, the game said so!

[GrimFox47]

This should deff be a Playstation Mini

[WEEGEE6607]

@bmw1997ful unless it says, chuck norris wants to take a nap right now, deal with it.

[teo1000t]

When someone wants to blow up Chuck Norris everything explodes exept of Chuck Norris and then Chuck Norris does roundhouse kick to finish remaining bosses!

[shankful1]

1:20 is fake

[damprumpan]

@shankful1 no.

[MeroMeroNoMi]

I can clap with only one hand too.... seriously

[iloverikku1]

@MeroMeroNoMi

One of my college professors actually knew a guy who could do that for real. It involves snapping your hand closed real fast or something.

[ziadin12]

once a cobra bit chuck norris'leg. after five days of excruciating pain,the cobra died lol

[satan31337]

does he stair down a bear?

[TheWe1928]

chuck norris can slam a sliding door

[NextLvlProductions]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter account. He's already following you..

[cadraf]

this game have a fail..and a big one!!Chuck Norris dont need life bar he have infinite life!!

[damprumpan]

i have the regular mobile version.

lets put justin biebers face on the enemies so the game gets more fun!

[hotspicychronictacos]

Chuck Norris weakness is weakness.

[BanThisChannel]

i heard Chuck Norris designed and developed this game while taking a nap in an erupting volcano.

i also heard the C.N. tower in Toronto is named after... well... you know who.

[tylon2007]

chuck norris only went sky diving once and created the grand canyon when he was a child. then in 1945 the us govermant let him sky dive again twice in japan, once in nagasaki, and once in hiroshima.

[SamAdamz]

Chuck Norris is so lethal, his farts are classified as "Deadly Chemical Weapons".

[MrHoboguitarist]

Chuck Norris can run around the world so fast he can punch himself in the back of the head

[leozangd]

Chuck norris can finish Pokemon without any pokemon.

[saibaTikLt]

There is a big fail that chuck norris can die!

[Gamer7983]

11 people got killed by Chuck Norris.

[AmpUp99]

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down.

[bernardbisaku]

1:09 who the hell is driving lol??

[spartanwarrior46]

iv got this 2day and i jizzed

[DeadMau51994]

Jesus follows chuck Norris on twitter

[iSAM5000]

Why does Chuck Norris have a health bar?

[magnusm1]

Chuck Norris does indeed know pain. He invented it.

[ionutthedog]

This game is obvious a fake, because chuck norris doesn't have a life bar. 0:17 :))) chuck norris' breathe did that..he can move easly thorugh everything...much more. 0:54 he doesn't need a heli to do that, he can do that by himself

[Xenocrosser]

.Chuck Norris was to star in Mission:Impossible but they recasted because they would've had to change the name of the movie to Mission:Accomplished

[ppincheperro666]

@xMH911x man... you're right... WHAT THE F*CK I ' VE DONE¡¡¡??? KILL ME CHUCK PLEASE¡¡¡ XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[xMH911x]

@ppincheperro666 LOL, pinche perro jojojo viva el metal :3

[ppincheperro666]

@xMH911x YEA MAN LARGA VIDA AL METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL¡¡¡

[ppincheperro666]

you are completely wrong buddy,death prefer death rather than go to chuck norris.

[ppincheperro666]

in chuck we trust

[ppincheperro666]

when chuck norris wants your opinion,he beat it out of you.

[ppincheperro666]

when chuck norris get bitten by a zombie,he doesn't turn into a zombie,the zombe turn into chuck norris

[Leon22super]

You can't play this game because you can't controll chuck norris

[L3ctronik]

Chuck norris have beaten this game even before it came out.

[mmanssite]

i beat this game in 32 minutes no lie

[TenteixSaigo]

@mmanssite Chuck Norris beat your ass in one round house kick. No lie

[uchihatheitachi]

Chuck Norris is using 1% of his power in this game.

[Leon22super]

@uchihatheitachi - than 1%

0,000000000000000000000000001 % of his power maybe...?

[uchihatheitachi]

@Leon22super Yup.

[NicolaScorpion7000]

@uchihatheitachi 1% of Chuck Norris power is enough to kill a dinossaur with a finger.....

[uchihatheitachi]

@NicolaScorpion7000 Nope, with a glare!!!

[MultiRetardedguy]

@uchihatheitachi Hes not even using power, the powers using him.

[Arthos455]

Chuck norris using a gun? his fist are gods guns

[PwntWafflez]

Chuck Norris's stronger than that.... he is GOD

[skydragon4ever]

Here's a challenge:

Try to fuse together the jokes like "in soviet russia" and "chuck norris" jokes ! ))

[Trollin4Evar]

@skydragon4ever chuck norris will pwn you, in soviet russia, chuck norris will still pwn you

[FattyMcFatfatty89]

@skydragon4ever There is no Soviet Russia anymore. Why? Chuck Norris.

[victorchapin3]

@skydragon4ever Chuck Norris doesnt believe in Russia

[Sandshoe218]

@skydragon4ever In soviet Russia Chuck Norris makes jokes about you!

[ViajeroAstral]

@skydragon4ever In Chuck Norris, there's no soviet russia.

[IjustonlysayXD]

if children do not pray the prayer of good chuck before sleep

they wake up without three limbs

[IjustonlysayXD]

The legend says that long ago Chuck Norris was mortal

and he could only achieve the supreme power only if he pass a hard task, a really hard task

which is represented in this game

[ionutthedog]

@IjustonlysayXD lol. how can u say that? chuck norris existed since ever

[xDeathizhere]

I got this game on my samsung tocco lite sks samsung star

[xDeathizhere]

when Chuck dies they say chuck norris is not game over you are

[zagglo551]

Im totally gonna buy this app! :D

Now all i need is an iPod

[linklobo2]

everyone jailbreaks the iphone, But Chuck norris jailbreak you

[blazeroks]

nice fake commercial ya got here

[bmx2thekore]

@blazeroks ????? This is a real game...

[zanretsukenXII]

beautiful 2D graphics and gameplay looks good, getting this

[Zerokanu]

THIS IS A LIEE!!!!!! Chuck with a Gun is Weaker

[SpankbankINC]

Have you ever read the LOTR triliogy, Well if you did then you would know that the One Ring of Power is actually Chuck Norris Wedding band.

[SpankbankINC]

@SpankbankINC According to Greek mythology Atlas holds the world up. According to the Hubble telescope Chuck Norris hold Atlas up.

[TheTacticalKiller]

some ppl put a picture of Chuck Norris in the basement so they wont have rats in it

[superdannimann]

This should be sued for false advertising. The real Chuck HAS NO NEED FOR GUNS.

[L3ctronik]

@superdannimann

its just guns that need chuck norris

[rootbeer9000]

Chuck norris is conservative <3

[Slayerfan84]

Chuck Norris often doesn't have the need for physical confrontation, stare downs can also be bad!

[mugenrider754]

why chuck norris use machinegun?

actually machinegun use him

[Sepulchure19x]

Chuck Norris isnt the walker texas ranger hes the Walker World Ranger

[GojiraAVGNFanSSJ4]

@Sepulchure19x more like the walker universe/dimensions/time ranger

[jylamx4]

Cool,but how do you put your friends face into the enermies?

[Vik13vik]

Wtf...how can Chuck Norris die?

[Emil3411]

what ruins it is the end :P (Go on Google and type in find Chuck Norris then click I'm feeling lucky)

[bleedman01]

On the seventh day God created Chuck Norris, he looks in awe and said

"It is good. NO! IT IS AWESOME"

[durinV]

The health bar has a Chuck Norris

For Chuck Norris all the difficult are very easy

[eldelatecnica]

Jajajaja

[anonimo57354]

emmm exist for other telephone ?

[Vdominus]

hey, how do you put your pic, cant find the feature

[RVBpanic]

did u know that chuck norris was in mars? thats why theres no living forms there

[Emil3411]

@RVBpanic Chuck Norris was the first man on the sun

[FanaticSonic]

the Chuck Norris from this game is weak...

[ShiningChidori]

how much for app? for chuck norris I would pay up to about $62924759104759081745891745901­749057149057190457901275980174­590.00 + a 999% tip!

[filsterq]

@ShiningChidori .99, its really bad has like 7 levls

[2dowhenyourbored]

There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live. XD

[robertom2002]

wtf is with the health bar

CHUCK NORRIS doesn't lose !

[gamerguy5155]

When boogyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for chuck norris

[dafranx]

Gangsters of the 1920's write words with their tommy guns; Chuck Norris can do the same thing, by pointing his finger while imitating a machine gun fire.

[dafranx]

Chuck Norris can play a PlayStation 3 game on a Sega Master System console, with a Wiimote.

[eric8642004]

@dafranx damn.................

[Gamified]

why did they show the ending?

I'm not buying this anymore

[DrMunroe]

I have this game & it rocks! If u have an iphone/ipod touch get it!!! Controls r a little tricky on the 1st level but then it gets easier & really good! Make more levels please!!!!

[URZU7KASHIM]

THIS GAME LOOKS AMAZING!!!

[heyyybrian]

wtf they showed the ending

[SJtheMFZB]

what the hell kind of chuck norris game allows him to die

[imsosorrymike]

you got that right

[mewmas]

when children sleeps they look under their beds for monsters, monsters look under their beds for chuck norris

[D4isuk3D]

it doesn't go like that when Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

[BlackGunShot]

lol

[metalbaldur]

buen video

ademas para celular

no esta para otras consolas este juego?

[Miyamoto10]

Chuck norris sleeps with light on not he is Scared of the darkness the darkness is Scared of Chuck norris. Chuck norris can make with a Roundhouse rick electricity for the Whole USA and that for 1 Jears. cuck norris dont belive in god god belive in Chuck norris. Chuck Norris count to infinity 2 Times.Chuck Norris is the Reason the Dinosours are all dead.

[Invisiblekyd]

@Miyamoto10 learn how to spell

[eric8642004]

@Invisiblekyd hahahahaha agreed! wow that gave me a good laugh!

[imsosorrymike]

chuck norris doesnt chew gum he chews tin foil

[Miyamoto10]

some people got a superman Piyama superman got a Chuck Norris Piyama. when Chuck norris goes in the water he dont get wett the Water get Chuck norris. Chuck norris dont eat Honey he eat bees.

[iShadow2]

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

[Numberplay]

You died. Just wait while the real Chuck Norris show you how to play.

[neogeon]

HOW ARE YOU ACHIEVING THIS LEVEL OF AWESOME, GAMELOFT!? Gameloft has just gone from a 10 to an 11.

[Ethesen]

Health bar in this game indicates how much health YOU lost, not Chuck Norris.

[arsetothem]

1,000,000 angels and demons died while making this game. even God and Satan have to pray a high price, just to copy the awesomeness of CHUCK NORRIS into this game, which also a failure, cause they only copy the power of his toenail clippings.

[ezvizion]

did you no scientists found out that a tear drop from chuck norris can cure cancer, its a shame he never cries. ever.

[Emandudeguyperson]

God yes.

[9000BCGame]

whats de music, gameloft?

love it yooo...

[aurivanio]

Chuck Norris Game, You Never Lose !

GAME OVER END

[candyshit101]

when chuck norris walks across the street, the cars have to look both ways before crossing

[levicious]

i never heard thath lol

hahahahahaha

[starcraft2zergfan]

dont even bother putting a health bar in this game cause chuck norris doesnt feel pain nor doesnt get hurt.

[Jebu911]

When chuck downloads this game he gets paid 99cents

[gedis124]

if this game costs only 99cents I think Chuck will be mad xD (chuck please dont kill me) xD chuck norris runs in speed of dark

[imfromoon]

Best game 2009 =)

[eric8642004]

AGREED!

[DarkAposynthesis]

I bet that on the game credits you can only see Chuck Norris' name. If someone made his name on that credits list he must be dead and Chuck just refered him as in memory...

[soft383]

its finally here..and only 99 cents...great game

[ioannisdenton]

when is this coming to ps3?

[soft383]

please gameloft...please please please release this game, i am ready to buy it....and you better do it...cause chuck norris said so

[LordXenocide]

he did indeed...

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!

[JarellGomez]

When does this game come out?

[PlatyMoos]

Chuck Norris has a health bar... thats unrealistic

[chaparro212]

that healt bar is his pacience

[LordXenocide]

i know and the enemies didn't run in fear!

but the worst thing is one hit doesn't make the enemies explode or something

[Jebu911]

I think he is working with only 1% of his full power

[henritje19]

I thought 0.0000000000000000000000000001­%!

[achiwa1]

@PlatyMoos good....im not the only one who noticed that.

[Etseix]

@PlatyMoos

its not Chuck Norris's health bar, its your own :/

[tinti930731]

@PlatyMoos

Its nor a healt bar, its an exercise bar ;)

[RapturePress]

Very odd. Went to their forum to get more info on the game only to see I was banned. I've never registered or posted. Whats up with that?

But I want this game, wish they gave an exact release date.

[Numner]

I'm scared not to buy this game

D:

[Jsabzx]

OMFG LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Bloxxertildeath]

LOL you can change your enemies faces!

[NE0MEW]

i'll be sure to buy this if it came on DSiware :D

[RockHumanDelta]

GOTY!

[NE0MEW]

DSiware plz

[pika1020]

Oh wow...I really need this game haha. Any clue on the release date? ;]

[ed5000mike]

Chuck Norris+HP bar = bad

Chuck Norris-HP bar = good

[alex200070]

прикол класс 5 балов!

[inse0f]

а где качнуть мона))

[gyvjctd]

Good...

[NE0MEW]

this would make a really great DSiware game

i'd buy :D

[ingope]

lol :)

Funny Game.

[cr0ubie]

great :D

[shrint]

haha, this looks awesome

[iluvitsmemorphious]

wats the point of the game if he is invincible

[chargers702]

whats so cooll about chuck norris anyways???

[itouchguy999]

That is sikc ass

[rawriizbigga]

God wanted to make the earth in 10 days , Chuck Norris gave him 7.