Attention Test Subjects...

[MorganxMayhem]

lol 1:55 bowling for turrets!

[Billybobjoeyful]

Not a hater, but the sphere wasn't a part of the game, until portal 2.

[TheJrerick]

@Billybobjoeyful yes it was sir... it was in the bonus levels under advanced. Instead of a companion cube you get a sphere

[zillyirk32]

1:54 STRIKE!!!

[Metroidrayquaza51]

THATS NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!XD

[XxShugoSoraxX]

//starts TC16//

Ohh yEy! Turret tiem~

//door opens//

HOLY ASDFDSJKGDS //gets bricked by turrets//

[AwesomeJRFD]

1:57 Turret Bowling.

[KadzuTheFurry]

-Door opens- Are u fucking kidding me... -Target found- WFHAKJWGHFAKJWHAFJ

[FeeptheNinja]

Turret bowling! STRIKE!!! ^^

[XObitchyprincessOX]

This sounds like a horribly auto tuned song...

[CupcakeExplosion11]

computer aided enrichment center spells CAEC (Cake) Which is a lie.

[starlightela]

CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE

[Braden123135]

thats my favorite advanced test chamber 1:17

[hammythepig2]

@Yodeat its not ageless saftey cube, its edgeless. As in the balls u use instead of cubes in co-op mode.

[TheMrTumbs]

3:17 Wave 1 superated.

Coming for wave 2 *Ten Fat turrets from Portal 2 with .50 bullets :O*

[Anastius]

1:59 – An edgeless safety cube?

[randomancrossoverfan]

glados plus youtubepoop

[IamTheiPhone]

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Ibot900Gaming]

my toe is big and you just nailclipped it. LAWL

[TheBritishChina]

Chell: "O-O I now need a fuck-box and a companion cube..... Preferably in the same piece......"

[Cypherglm1]

she goes through the whole thing bare footed

[misscraziperson]

turret bowling

[Officially2015]

"Dude, that was like, so easy, I just noclipped it."

[computergamer332]

HOW DID YOU GET THAT COMMAND PROMPT OPEN IN-GAME???

[Tormundellis]

@computergamer332 Go to options, advanced, enable developer console, and you open it b y pressing ~ :3

[emfolkerts]

at 1:21 if i was there i whould think OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!

[studioCR2]

1:21

"Thanks for wishing me luck GLaDO-"

OHHOLYWTFBBQ

[lampshade123321]

almost sounds like a computer with autotune

[DAJ01]

*Doors open*

".........fuck."

[metrocop1000]

*GLaODS keeps door shut from turrets, Chell grabs ban-hammer, destroys door* Chell: "HERE's JOHNNY!!!" *GLaDOS activates turrets*GLaDOS: "The enrichment center apologizes, for this clearly broken test chamber." Chell: BULL!!! GLaDOS: "Oh, boy..."



[cyrusthacwwhacker]

aw that was sad the door opens you walk in Glados:INSTANT DEATH!

[kajen17]

Damn this actually sounds like it could be real dialogue, except for a few seams every now and then, but still.

[computerfire]

....

[Shaeam]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!

[huze5]

@Shaeam Gimme a CRT monitor... GIMMIE A GODDAMN CRT MONITOR!!!

[Ariq111]

lol............dam

[Dracopol]

The cube is a lie!

[vanishy0urself]

Dude, that was like, totally fake, you just noclipped it!

[TheHalflife123]

@vanishy0urself or maybe is just joke

[TheFourReviewers]

Like always, we seem to suffer from some kind of Cake Theory where cake is seen in every second of this video's cake factor in which cake is present for being cake-a-feying. BTW: Did i mention the CAKE CAKECAKECAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE?!?!?!?!? :P

[MaDDaViD123]

Kid: Mom! Im going out now

Mom: Where?

Kid: im going to kill 133 dislikers!

Mom: isnt that a bit dangerous?

Kid: well no not really, i have 1,458 people to back me up! XD

Mom: Like always, Have fun!

[00roastedlampost00]

@MaDDaViD123 I see that everywhere. I wonder who did it first?

[Kranaika]

"The Enrichment Center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best luck." I laughed a while after the door opening up xD

[josiejss]

i dont get this...

[redwv]

glaDOS just got freaking owned rofl

[blazer1098]

Strike! Perfect Game!

[MsSylviaBlue]

Coustom maps or cheats???? come on we all know its on or the other...

[FluffyIsTuffy]

is there a way to do this on xbox 360????????

[time2die4ever]

@FluffyIsTuffy orange box

[Android2137]

1:58 Hey! Bowling!

[MaronaPossessed]

Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you have managed to break so far is my heart. It's a mystery I'll solve later. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on. "Dude, that was like, totally fake. You just noclipped it" THAT'S YOU. THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND. You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you. It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you've won. The test is over. Goodbye.

[redwv]

@MaronaPossessed more like,thats how W sounds XD

[MaronaPossessed]

Hello? Hello, and again welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. The Enrichment Center is committed to the well-being of all participants. As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact. Our previous statement was an outright fabrication. Well you found me out. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because that has got to be the dumbest thing that you've ever done.

[fatemaster72]

I was laughing so hard.

[adacowan]

how did you get all the androids to be there?

[Johnfalcon99977]

srry, i meant test subject

[Johnfalcon99977]

What the test was thinking before 1:22:

"Ya sure wha...wait 'live fire corse'? whats that sup- HOLY SON OF A- *death*

[x0TehUber0x]

1:22 F-F-F-F-FAILURE!!!

[BraDRoBBo]

1:22 - i lol'd XD!

[mrguy410]

lol at closed captions

[DarkCrystal828]

Lol I love the music while all those turrets are trying to shoot you xD its sounds like elevator music xD

[JallaJay666]

ThAT'S exaCTy how THe TesT SubJECTs SOunD. ESPecialLY on cALl of DUTy. 

[WORSHIPxCHAOS]

I love how awesome this is

[TotalGameMaster]

Dude this is the stupidest peice of donkey shit

[gyrotuffjonykirby]

How did you get so many turrets o.O I know we can map with Hammer, but how did ya manage to load the bsp file, to vmf? o.O

[hoockhand]

@gyrotuffjonykirby he probley used "npc_portal_turret_floor" in the console

[oman558]

EPIC win.

[Ryoske6]

STRIKE!

[crazyclaycat]

LOL STRIKE at 2:00

[nelson3300]

how the heck do you play this game in a sandbox mode? Gmod has models, no portal gun.. is it a downloaded weapon? wtf!

[romeosolano]

@nelson3300

if you figure out tell me too man

[PwNeDoScAr]

@nelson3300

I'm not 100% sure, but I think there was a download on the PC version of Portal called Hammer that allowed map editting.

[hoockhand]

@PwNeDoScAr i'm sure they did almost every Steam game valve has released has that

[PwNeDoScAr]

@hoockhand

Cool.

[comedyman55]

so wait was the other vid fake? aw well still liked it

[scampers65]

lol closed captions sucks they said "i'll put you on that was literally the heat is no proof that that's you can count on you"

[CaptianPWN]

military androids=Combines?

[Dracoon1117]

THTs you!!! thts how dumb you sound

[rowanlol]

The 'chinese-like' part :

'Dude, that was like totally sick,  you just no-clipped it'

[GeekStop1]

lol my fave parts are 'Thats you! Thats how DUMB you sound!' and

'We are all impressed at how much you won' XD

[BethesdaDood]

dude you just totally noclipped it!

[Droctogonpus]

Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on.

DIDZVIEWTACKVIDZUVEW.

TAHT'S U. TAHT'S HAO DUM U SOWND!

[callum510]

2:02 strike 1

[pivotannihilator]

is that advance test chamber?

[deleet12]

obviously

[nickpengu]

XD i loved this part:

GLaDOS: The Enrichment Center appoligises for the inconvinience and wishes you the best of luck. *door opens*

Chell: O_O *turrets shoot Chell* *Chell dies*

[duncymatt1]

hillarious

[cabalia454]

"that's you, that's how dumb you sound." XD gets me every time

[jordyboy321]

lol funny

[khan0plinger]

pro

[greybigshark]

BAHAHA bipolar machine

[sandervandorsten]

XD lol

[hatsjer]

LOL 0:37 XD

[fladoodel]

how did you do that?

[kazukdum]

its fucking funny but youre still full of shit

[lolinonusos]

BOWL´O´RAMA!!!!!!

[backstabber97]

LOL

[DDRandGYMNASTICSboth]

LOL TURRET BOWLING LAWL :P

[idiot1131]

During the level are there really a lot of turrets there?

[cesky1]

No.

[katanoob]

Yes.

[kibainuzuka16141]

no.

[OKStudios]

Not really before to level 15

[SlaughterTheFrail]

Dude you just like totally no-clipped it!

[SITgoggs]

first i was like :D then i was like O_o and then i was like >:O

[Vol3tt1XX]

the guys say "that it you just no clip it

[Goldfishyy707]

That made me laugh so hard when the door opened and it was like 'LASER POINTER. I CAN SEE YOU 8)'

[Deeruh2]

I liked the beginning, but the end just ruined the vid

[RELeviathan]

Haha, nice ! Lova that game ^^D

[rancefaye]

I think she said fart

[MortalAnonymous]

Nooo, clipped and mashed up GLaDOS soundbites! This vid is a lie! = O

[FearlessSpinner]

Ellen McLain who is the voice of GlaDOS is also the voice of the old lady who annouces TF2, the source of the mysterious disembodied voice that announces vital events during the match.

[alsnana00]

XD yea ellen

[PatrickT22]

"dude, that was like, totally fake, you just noclipped it" LOL

[SethiXzon]

@PatrickT22 NO I SOUND DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT

[JonPL]

@PatrickT22

best edit ever - I actually thought that was original ;D

(didn't heard well throughout the game)

[sparky13j1993]

@PatrickT22 "THATS YOU! THATS HOW DUMB YOU SOUND!"

[CrackEarth]

god, i love that song! where do i get it? can't find it in the game files or on the net!

somebody?

[123ilikecheese456]

lol i hurd her say "you just nocliped" lol

[Kingoffholland]

when?? :P

[123ilikecheese456]

idk

[piratecheese13]

gmod lulz

[3t9l]

in portal playtesting, people wanted to know why you took absolutely NO fall damage. they added the fall breaking " crowbars " and boom, no question ( LOL )

[ertyqwer]

if i was a playtester i would rather wonder how she survives shot-through wounds from automatic weapons tbh. but then she'd be wearing a powersuit... :p

[Pouk3D]

It's not crowbar, it something like a poweriser, so she wouldn't brake her legs after fall from 10 meters, what's not unusual height in Portal.

[stitch626123]

not a crow bar more like a dampener allowing her to fall from grate heights

[legolocke]

They arent crowbars, they are shock absorbers. Thats how Chell survives such long falls.

[Q5574]

so her name was Chell?

[legolocke]

Yes. Yes it is. SHe is the Protagonist of the game.

[idonthatethissite]

it's me or she really said "sparta"?

[wiccan31576]

lolz at 1:18

[wolfofdarkness15]

"THAT'S YOU, THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU ARE", that's my favorite part. XD

[Snowhunter21]

When I was playing the real game, When it said that and put me on it was just liek owawawawa

[chewboy1196]

he says "dude that was like totally fake you just nocliped it!

[iMissMyXBOX]

omg ur a lil noob u just noclipped it.

[Hraptor]

LOL

[roxasfruit]

and wishes you the best of luck... goodBYE!

[souldude151]

at :41 i only heard noclip which is a thingy that lets you go through walls.

[asiekierka]

it was "blah blah i just nocliped it". Dunno what the blah blah was.

[UgariticMot]

He actually said "Dude, that was like totally faked, you just nocliped it".( took me 4 times listening to it to get the wording right but there you go)

[tanthalus]

win

[HECUvideos]

is those turrets really there in game?

[kevv2]

in fact is a bouncy metal ball that replaces the Companion Cube in a level

[Metalsonic2008]

1:10 may i say PWNT?

[Erazos137]

lol loved it when the door opened and 10 turrets are aiming at you, its one of those "OH SHIT!!!" moments

[JonjonVlll]

yay... 1337th rating so far

3/5 because it has actual no story or special stuff... or it has but i don't get it.

[mobianeeveeprower]

u mean turret right? there is no "n" in turret. in fact im pretty sure there is no such word as "turrent"

[MrTerkJae]

Look at this: the aperture science logo says caperture science. Caperture science sounds like capture science. does the company capture people or is it just me?

[4evercombinekiller]

its u... :' (

[MicroScope888]

well done

[a0puncfan]

"Where's glaDOS?"

"Her, some turrets, and Astchen Cutcher went to go punk some chick."

[mitchelitis12]

lawl, i has watched this 5 times

[deathblock9789]

: /

[JD9912]

LOL nice

[adliikhwan280]

lol

[sadfghhj]

lol nice

[ElphabaAnime]

1:58 haha! turret bowling!

[uberSPYCRAB]

dude, i watched this before i played portal (long long ago) and i didn't know what was ACTUALLY behind that door, the one that here has lots of turrets. So, when the before the doors opened, i was thinking 'oh crap oh crap oh crap this is it'

i peeked around the corner...???

XD LOL

[KlonDignity]

lmao so did i, i was around the corner waiting even after the doors opend XD

[22darthmaul22]

man i love this video...

[ertyqwer]

what did that guy actually say? "dude that was ... you just noclipped it"? wtf lol

[22darthmaul22]

"Dude that was like totally fake, you just no-clipped it"

[umk3pwner50]

r u hacking or is that garry's mod?

[GmodStriker]

he's cheating

[snowdevil002]

......i lol'd so hard

[scaleonfire]

The start of the test should be in the real game.

[22darthmaul22]

Yes, and they probably just got some nerdy-sounding guy to do that. or they just edited it. and btw, how could and WOULD they record me saying that, when i didnt even know about portal, or what "noclip" was.

[CarbonTuon]

OMG android hell

[chickenruler]

The Aperture science lab is fun for all the family!

[3ofClovers]

GLaDOSv2 is now in effect, therefore all of you reading this must report back to Aperture Science for prolonged exposure to radit- science.