The 9 Satanic Commandments

[DrVen0mie55555555555]

No god no devil...nuff said

[MimicaXresurrected]

This actually makes sense, just being honest, I'm not a Satanist btw. I never knew this shit.

[MrAnonybus]

I don't understand this because one of the statements is that Christians have to turn to a god. But self-proclaimed satanists refer to satan and turn to him all the time...

[ffurrr]

g reat! g reat! g reat!

[Eugenius0991]

I agree with snow77749, Enjoy Hell, but do think of us when you realise hell exists. :)

[beeflomain]

fallow the devil and end up with nothing god created the universe he's the good choice if you want to win. if you want to lose fallow Satan cus he doesn't love you god dose

[VampiyahSlayah]

Did the is man just contradict himself, and man has divine intellect wouldn't that mean that man has A GOD from whom he has recieved this divine intellect! Satan is an Idiot!

[southbayhog]

i bet u he gets hard just thinking about satan fucken faggets

[flipskatedmd]

do what thou wilt and that shal be the whole of the law ~ aleister crowley

[palasta]

Wellok, why the shaky-vision, the toned down voice and horrible backround music? It supposed to enlighten me, but now i have headache. Great work.

[S3xPyst0l]

lol i highly doubt Christians love Satan and that's what they're taught to do, to love everyone. Hypocrisy...

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

actually...."turn the other cheeck" is similar to "turning soil." it means dont take a beating, retaliate

[Halfdeadbassist]

Christianity is like the Mainstream media, hate figures, contradictions, missing out the important issues and a lot of advertisement and like those who watch the mainstream media, one ends up not knowing the truth and hiding behind a mask of delusion and being brainwashed... it is the intellectuals who see through this and Satanists, who are NOT part of the LaVeyan church as it is yet more advertising, are the intellectuals.

Satanism is a way of thinking....

[iamtheCLAW]

So to follow the idelogy of the Laveyan Church, you must not belong to it?

Makes sense, actually.

[nekftw]

how about trying to be just a decent human being you silly idiots, you never grew up didnt you? its still highschool for you, with all the little groups and categorisations, you have to put a sign around your neck that says [ christian, satanist, punk, stoner,etcetc] because without it your empty characters would be exposed

[Snow77749]

okay... enjoy hell!

[retromario1]

thanks. will do. enjoy realising heaven doesnt exist when you die :)

[loseurillusion15]

thing is dude, if we're satanists, then we WOULD enjoy hell as much as a christian enjoys heaven!

like the poster of this vid im not satanic (ie i dont use it as a 'religion') but these points basically mean just live ur own damn fucking life without worrying about anything

[pinsandevils]

Am I the only one who thinks that this makes more practical sense than all the bible shit they try to ram down our throats? how is it that something that makes this kind of sense gains fewer followers than something that is complete and utter gibberish (xianity) ...is everyone really this thick?

[retromario1]

you are not the only one lol. i think its pretty much the most retarded thing i have heard. "hmm this makes more sence so we shall disregard it. make people live in fear and give us money"

[ronaldreika]

you gotta hand it to them, they won't be walking around with a holier than thou attitude. just make sure you put a cork in your ass before go amonst them

[razamexicano]

VENGANCE??

it is written that u shall turn the other cheeck

[WINGofaBLASPHEMER]

yes but if you have enough people turning the other cheek one person could rule the world thus vengance keeps a balance in power

[razamexicano]

u cant love everyone??

thats what ur supposed to do

love your neighbor

[WINGofaBLASPHEMER]

1. what if ur neighbour is banging your wife and kids are you gonna love him then?

2. you cant possible love everyone because you cant know them this would be giving false praise there are like 6 billion people in the world soem of them are men and that would make you technically gay which is a sin if i remember

[xOpinionatedxPsychox]

well.. not many christians follow that one lol.. most of them hate on quite a few people, including homosexuals, rock stars, and people of dfrnt colour to name a few.. think about it.. you can't love everyone, meaning, that not everyone deserves your love, you can't love someone that kills little boys or eats puppys.. at least satanists hate for a reason.. unlike religious people who hate merely for their god.

[razamexicano]

the part on 2:02 FALSE!!

U KNOW WHAT ALL OF THIS IS RETARDED

[retromario1]

what so suppose i was hungry, it would be more effective for me to pray for food than to go out and actually buy some?

and you say the video is retarded?

[razamexicano]

are u dumb?

if u have the money then of course go buy it u idiot.

what if u didnt have the money?

[retromario1]

how is praying going to get you food?

is god going to put his hands through the clouds and give you some bread?

[WINGofaBLASPHEMER]

praying is like asking a wall to be clear so you can see whats on the other side it doesnt get you anywhere

[WINGofaBLASPHEMER]

this be the fucking truths of our world

just live for the now

give credit to those responsible

strive to better yourself

5* + favorite

[retromario1]

Thanks for the stars.

Dont let the psychic vampires get you down

[WINGofaBLASPHEMER]

im stronger then them because i am arrogant enough to just rely on myself and a few true friends

[grasshopa]

wrt psychic vampires, treat it metaphorically, satanism is essentially an atheistic religion in modern terms

[DestroyerMariko]

Awesome.

[beaner987654]

THIS MAKES GOOD SINCE BUT WHAT EVR

[Born2BLoud]

Tbh i have always thought i was alone in the sense of thinking like this !! I recently got a Satanic bible as a friend said to check it out !! Im glad i did i no longer feel alone it's opened my eyes to a wider world and it makes more sense Than whats been shoved dwn my throat the last 24 years .

[retromario1]

i just ordered a copy of the Satanic Bible just now, because of your recommendation :)

[KornMaggot881]

Sorry but I loled at the 5th.

"if a man smite thee on one cheek smash him on the other"

damn right!

he does make some good points, I agree with all of them to a certain degree.

[retromario1]

haha yeah. i cant get through it without laughing at the bit where that woman goes "satanists kill babies and cut themselves" and at the end where that guy is like "what would the church do if there was no satan" and she just stands there looking desperately for an answer" them two parts are hilarious in my opinion

[iAmInveesible]

Without Satan, Christians wouldn't need a church, because we would still be firmly connected with God and speaking to Him & His angels one-on-one. Duh.

[retromario1]

why cant you be "firmly connected with god and speak to him and his angels" even with satan around?

also if god is omnipresent then why do you even need churches.

[iAmInveesible]

Satan takes away from our connection with God by distracting us with sin. That's why humans can't be complete saints. That's also why we need churches, because it helps to strengthen our bond with God and learn to control or ignore distractions.

[Gibix]

Then God shouldn't of invented humans to have free will.

[Jeenyus1983]

@retromario1 we dont "need churches' As Christians-we want this community of beleivers to keep us accountable-The purpose of this life-is for us to see and come to the conclusion that evil will bring about terror-you knock up a girl-you pay child support-you kill someone-you go to jail-its kind of like keeping the kids away from fire-its not because you dont love them-on the contraty- obviously-satan cares less about you-or he would warn you of the issues at hand-

[iamtheCLAW]

Did you not watch the video. It said Satan is the greatest friend THE CHURCH has ever had. Not Christians. As you so eloquently and wittily put it: Duh.

[LordNugget]

Psychic vampires is a metapgor, in its real meaning.

[AshTheFallenAngel]

How can you believe all that and NOT believe the part about psychic vampires. THEY ARE REAL. I should know.

[retromario1]

is a psychic vampire a metaphore for something?

if not then its a load of crap. vampires indeed

[AshTheFallenAngel]

No. A psychic vampire is one which drains energy from people. There are vampires, don't comment on things you don't understand. The internet sites dedicated to the vampires can explain it better than I. Do some research on the subject.

[retromario1]

if im not allowed to comment (on my own video) then how am i supposed to ask.

cant really be arsed to research psychic vampires as theres a 99% probability that its made up anyway

[mothos]

I'm going to cite a small part from the satanic bible.

"Many people who walk the earth practice the fine art of making others feel responsible and even indebted to them."

That is, making others feel guilty and have them repay you for something they did not do.

[retromario1]

does that mean like ... people being assholes and making people feel like they did wrong and feel like they need to make up for it even when they havent done anything wrong.

excuse me if im being an idiot. sometimes it takes me a while to get things haha.

[scottad17]

do u actually believe in this crap? if you do i'll pray for you.

[retromario1]

read the thing by the side of my video, i am not a satanist but yes i do agree with most (not all) of the points

but yeah, go pray for me. see how far it gets you

[naggaroth399]

hails !!:D