Snake Bytes TV - Snakes, Gators, Lizards, Oh My!

[WhiteDevilAirsoft]

Can u do more vids on igs and lizards

[repoman331]

the guy with albino alagator is from python hunters

[webkinzgirl008]

Can you light up my reptiles cage, cuz ur hot. LOL.

[kidcudi831]

that person thats holding the white gator is from the show python hunter ye there was a marthon of that show yesterday on oln did anyone else watch it i did

[Lolzorpantz]

@jacobkwalton ..........

[tripbalz247]

i go that expo every fall :D i held that gator before too!

[jeairostf5]

thir is a movie i want to see and my mom said i cant go by myself

[alithegeek]

you should try breeding a panda pied

[OptoOcto]

A good pickup line: I'm Santa, want to sit on my lap?

[Lolzorpantz]

I want to slytherin to your chamber of secrets.<3

[GeckoSales1]

Pick up line do you work at subway because you just gave me a foot long

[MegaPetergriffin1]

Do you go to the white plains reptile expo?

[xxFalconxx912]

A pick up line would be : your ride is smooth if u know what my gas is guzzling

[MrsWilkerson95]

heres a pick up line: are your parents terrorists 'cause you'r a bomb?!

[lacrosse1124]

Do you raise chickens because you sure raise my cock! XD

[CornSnakeVids]

nice vid, i need to go to america some time you got some cool shit goin on

[DaTortoiseNDaPython]

these animalls are kept in poor conditions, the ball python at 1:18 is clearly angry with u LEAVE IT ALONE IF IT DOES THAT

[TheDakinesurfahboi]

@DaTortoiseNDaPython people like you irritate me so much. big fucking deal if the snakes a little mad/stressed out every living thing in the world gets stressed/mad every once in a while so stop acting like a pussy. the snakes isnt going to fricken die from getting held for a minute

[TheVadaMay]

I love the name of this episode.

[MrBrill20]

did it hurt when u fell from heaven

[FattyDudley]

0:42 what lizard is that??! COOL!

[claytonspets]

@FattyDudley a smooth knob tail gecko

[snakesrock678]

scar didnt even talk to a chick! lol

[tjywnable]

Emrehanson2000 get a leopard gecko they rock

[FlameSpartan]

I dont use pickup lines. I just compliment randomly and walk away.

66% of the time, it works every time.

[AZ1997is]

i think that green iguanas are the most coolest of all!!!!

[happycowHA]

Just hand me the emerald monitor ad

[woodjust18]

im mexican so i can get girls pretty easy all i say is hey chica wanna go get some taccos or somthing later

[liverpool4life1996]

Pickup line : Is your Dad Jacob? Cause' your a cracker ;)

[shane25923]

i hate fucking adds, the dam add would not play and just stayed frozen

[zZxZ3R0xZz]

0:00

[PatrickMc1nerney]

Is this show actually on tv? I'd watch it all the time!

[TheMikeAndJoeShows]

that guys house must stink

[EmreHasan2000]

i dono wat to get.... leopard gecko or a albino ball python

[MrReptileman2]

heres a pickup line: do u have a bandade cuz i scrapped my knees when i fell for u

[jordanruleswii4]

the hybrid striked at you 1:11

[j3ss3ray22]

bed time stories lol

[lightsuit]

TITS OR GTFO!

[rexoon1234]

i like videos about snakes but i would love to see more about dragon's and gecko's i think there also very cool!!!!

[geckoman345]

do more shows on lizards please

[ThePussylover28]

those reptiels are cool i go to reptile shows around the world im hoping to be a big breader like you guys

[TheCreepyboy13]

he was out clubing

[laxsurf52695]

if u see a girl in a jersey say i like ur number could i have it

[heotuo]

heres a pick up line: are ur parents disabled coz ur special!!!

[classof09babychs]

@heotuo wat

[BluSpiderProductions]

can i have a free leopard gecko please im a huge fan of your leopard geckos

[kurtw08]

tell them ur not trying to hit on them just giving them compliments lol

[thecaiman]

the show is a fucking riot!

[skywolf077]

BEST PICK UP LINE "so your a girl"

[o0havingAmontage0o]

heres a gd pick up line... You don't sweat much for a fat chick : )

[AirsoftShotGunner7]

Heres a good pick up line. If you were homework id through you on the table and do you right here

[laxmanvjc]

i just had bloody diarea all over the floor and i had to lick it up

[vanilarubbernuts]

you say hi are you medusa because when i look at you i turn to stone

[heyjay14]

My best chat up line has to be this. If your sitting next to a nice looking chick but run out of things to talk about or maybe just need a way to get talking in the first place, turn to her and say this... Whats a polarbear best at------------------ Breaking the ice..............

[fattcamp]

maybe Scar was hanging out with your fohalk...

[dragonhoit1]

what monitor is at 0:16

[looterwolf]

sorry i dont no but is fuckin aewsome isn it?

[thehammertime35]

i love a bearded dragon i got 1

[ackermanjeffery]

hey are you a pokemon? cuz i wanna pik at chu hehehehe

[herpman97]

0:46  Piedbald Chameleon?

[birdboy93]

It does look like it doesn't it? Idk what that would be

[boidsman]

the best pick up line is ( did you just fart baby because you blew me away

[iMartyMax]

in that museum are u allowed to hold them( everybody ; the public ) or is it just youve got a sort of license or permission or something

[bdubizzle11]

hey brian i was just wandering are reptiles at expos more expensive than my local reptile store?? and are they in better health if you get them at an expo?? please reply ASAP!!!! thanks

[sn1perdrft]

my best pick up line is shut the fuck bitch and suck my dick

[herps4life008]

0.42 is that a pictus gecko???

[2lizards5]

i would LOVE tog go to a place like that i mean that has every reptial :L and i would love to take like £2mill and buy every thing but i cant they dont do anything like this near where i live and i dont have that much money :(

[mrCrazy4animals]

god, all those breeders events there are so cool.

here in holland we dont have that pretty as there :O

[nertflo]

"go read a book nerd" LOL

[etwchamps]

i have a 3 yr leapord gecko its a little smaller

[masarrasan12]

nice one man i admire you

[bigfootsdick89]

what do u want to fight about it

[ibdorkie]

my best pickup line, "bitch, suck my cock"

[TheFamous0ne]

ǝqıɹɔsqns  if u want to learn how to write upside down

[mazpjm]

ok best pick up line iv'e heard is

damn girl yo feet must be tired because you've been running' through my mind all day, whoooh!

never tried it but I'm sure any pretty lady would be flattered to here that.

by the way great show!

[jaysuewatch]

that was from fresh prince of belair

[jaysuewatch]

i know i love that show!

[timdylanjacob]

when r u going to make a video about boas?

[reptidude1]

i saw you in white plains :) too bad you didnt have any of the snakes i wanted

[herpoholic]

great show guys. everyone check out my new series of videos: Herp profiles. thankyou :D

[Nateherps]

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[MaverickTheLeopard]

how big was that huge leopard gecko HOLY CRAP!

[reptilianfreak81]

Hey Brian,

you think that you're excited about the upcoming expo in Mississauga, I've been dreaming about this expo since the last one in July!

[PismoBeach]

Wonderful video - so many snakes and lizards that I never knew existed.

That white 'gator looked like living ivory.

FIVE STARS - but worth far more.

[rockguitar22]

Snake myth who is more likely to get bitten by a snake a girl or a guy

[bosmike12]

i saw u at the expo not this one

[jerbear1329]

best pickup line.... "hey i bet you $5 that i can touch your breast without touching your bra".....grab breast firmly and reply "damn.....i just loss $5" works everytime :)

[DirtyJTF]

Hey Kel. I was at the NRBE in daytona and scar was selling T-shirts the whole time. LOL

[smadgirl]

Scar is cute but I doubt he has any game. Then again, you don't need game when you're picking up girls in a club...but I'm gonna go with B) sitting with Chewy and George in the room telling bedtime stories. lol

[SUPERrrCHRIS]

i got a scar between my butt checks would the lady's like that?

[09jariah]

how on earth scar wud get a girl, he dont seem lyk sum1 4 the fun. best pickup line (really lame) well my mum has a jilbab (cuz we r muslim so she wears that) she said: Can you get my jilbab 4 me please? And i said: sure heres ur ali baba. (told u it was lame)

[DTOXuno]

thAt panda py..! is hEllA cooL.!!

[Kittydean16]

:( I should have went....

[tokayman]

this is for your fact or fiction segment is it true that green tree pythons get bigger and bite harder than emerald tree boas

[Repticon21236]

Because your a leopard gecko freak like me i will give you a hint on breeding albinos breed two normal albinos together have the eggs temp 27 degrees celsius and most of the babies should come out chocalate albino

[kilikthe2nd]

lol

[kilikthe2nd]

ive lost her outside in the back yard could she still be around or is she long gone :(

[kilikthe2nd]

hey brian ive sadly lost my boa constrictor i live in the uk is there any way i can maybe get her back thanks mate

[dopeking2003]

a while ago i asked if you could breed a yellow to a green anaconda and you said it couldnt be done, i have infact found a video on youtube of a hybrid, its yellow but with the green anaconda dot pattern

[1splitsparrow]

i think scar didn't do anything fun, not even hang with chewy. i think he was at home watching loony toons. best pickup line: did you fart? because you blew me away.

[mmgmm1]

TORONTO CANADA EH?!!!!!!!

[grnberet23]

1:11 trys to bite his hand and this guy is acting like nothing happened

?

[blizzrdcrn]

hey your left leg ischristmas and your right leg is new years, ide like to spendsome time betwen the holidays

[Pneedy9]

WOOT TORONTO

[westcoastreptiles]

do you have a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants

[ThatLizardGuy]

'Get in the van!'

It's a pick-up line and a threat, which makes it twice as likely to work.

[pbdude725]

LMAO!!!!!!!!! literally

[gtpbreeder420]

the best pickup line by far is.. "does this rag smell like chloroform?"

[snowie590]

hahahaah true thats the best one ive ever heard

[kcrttheking]

hey are you guys gonna be at the weber reptile expo

[spoterkill]

kel that question has nothing to do with reptiles u suck balls

[mq166]

great video as allways you rock look at 1:12 that was close

[Herper96]

I dunno but i can't believe i didn't get to go! I SUCK!

[Sherlocksbumstead]

wut did y'all take to the show?

[MTbasher07]

hey you want to come to my house and see my snake lol

[scottbberry]

a good thing you could do to chew is put him in a 6x3 cage with a burmeese that would be awesome

[SwampGirlAdventures]

Ok the guy in the dress at the end was a nice touch LOL!

Swamp Girl

[Yo2slick]

Come on Kel, you know that story is half true. Scar was running around with some hott chicks alright. They were using him to get to Chewy!!!

[Tarzan07330]

i have a girl already, so i'll be pickin me up some more reptiles!!!!

[DREDRE027]

can i trade my beagle to that woma ball .... hahaha

[roverT98]

Pick up line: Are you from heaven? Cuz you smell like Philadelphia cream cheese Baby.

[CaricatureManDotCom]

SNAKEBYTES RULE

[ELXentertainment]

who cares about picking up chicks when there's amazing reptiles to pick up

[degrooterdude]

i cant wait for the toronto breeders conference!! who all from your crew is gonna be coming up?

[jackiedogster]

I will there too, buying red eye tree frogs and some water turtles.

[goldlink89]

wait the best chach line?oh one of u guys got a date!

[zaiddiaz1]

i was there

[KyleMeurer]

my channel contains the worlds smartest dog

[ilovemyboaconstricto]

You guys need to come to the Colorado shows!!! But i know thats not gonna happen the shows arn't big enough here. Awesome show this week, looks like a great show

[PossessedDonutz]

My other best pickup line is having a wad of money in your pocket sticking out and then have a wallet full of money

[BigMattNuk]

scar picking up some hotties at the show.. sure why not anyone can pick up a girl but the real question is HOW MUCH!!! lol well first you have to get to talking with the honey then you need to smooth talk.. my best pick up was 3 months ago

im like sup got a light she like yea

i strike convo then offer her to come back to my place and hottub and bang thats all it takes.. lol but you need a hot tub.

[reptiboy]

it's called a metal vat and a fire

[hurcorh]

best pickup line. what you do is, throw some ice at the girls/guys feet and then say, 'well now that we've broken the ice, whats your number?'

[tttoooaaaddd]

I'll be there can't wait for anaheim,Checkout my post

[westcoastreptiles]

best pick up line-do you hve a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants.

[fulforddude]

thats wierd that the hybrid(ball/woma) was fiesty cuz those are both very tamed snakes... lol nice tho brian

[trixiebaby24]

12 years ago, this guy I didn't know, asked me to be his girlfriend...

4 years later we were married and now we have three beautiful kids!

Love those Womas <3

[DontClickThisNameeee]

cool

[AshleysExotics]

I love animals.

I have a dog and 2 monkeys.

2 cotton top tamarin monkeys....

I just posted their first video!!! Please watch and comment!

I own and breed them so if you want a baby then please visit my website! They are so tiny, and cute!

I am so excited for their babies to come!!!! Please pray for a healthy litter!

[bluepossumo]

If you were home work i would do u on the table all night

i thought this would work Butttttt...... NO

[Snyds911]

No, don't think so. Could've gotten one number and stretched the truth when it didn't work out.

Best pick up line: I bet I can touch you using anything but my lips.

Girl: Okay...sure.

Boy: ...I lost.

[Kuksoman]

its not about a scar, its more about the attitude and the way person explains how did he get one, of course u can lie for bigger effect.

like u have a scar, u smacked ur head to a door accidently, and u meet a girl right at this kinda place, u say ur snake bit u... aks her if she wants to see ur ''python'' next thing boom shes at ur place hahaha... but thats just me being silly

[TheBeastWithinYou]

woo anaheim show this weekend!!! so hyped up. Craziest pickup line for me was actually a bet, i walked up to a girl i half knew and told her she was pretty and i liked her, thats It. she proceeded to say "aww i like you too" we dated for like 3 months. best pick-up line ever.

[Heinvz09]

My pickup...

Well I might not be the hottest guy,

I might not be the most muscular guy...

But I'm blessed where it matters ;D

[lizardguy119796]

TORONTO! At the Breeders expo! I cant wait to see you guys their. Dream come true, man, their hasnt been a lot of cool shows, but I am getting super stoked for this show now.

[vinniyo]

this video is at voyspace com!

[tjdressen]

id give my left teste to go to these shows.... too bad i live in mn and thats far away plus my stinkin state dont have any reptile expos lameeeeeeeee

[mpr106]

friend of mine (no decent stories of my own!) managed to drink so much he threw up on himself, wet himself, and still managed to take a girl back! all while wearing nothing but a fancy dress nappy (dyper?)!! 100% truth

[Heatseeker872591]

best pickup line is saying nothing but getting your wallet out with loads and loads of paper money sticking out the top of it

[TheBeastWithinYou]

good way to get gold diggers.

[RaeMarie518]

That Woma-Ball tried to bite you two times ! =D Well Kel, no pick up line stories for me as I'm female. I dont think many girls use pick up lines. Do they? Hm, oh and by the way nice Fohawk!

[SurinameBCI]

I think its possible, one or two girls. But a whole bunch? I doubt it. When you have a beard so out of control and some hair like that, your bound to find a freak or two that would enjoy some caveman lovin'.

Best pickup line? Don't really have one, I just kind of roll with the flow and chicks evidently dig that enough.

Cant wait to see you guys in Toronto!

ps. Kel I like the haircut big guy!

[TheAngryBum]

One night at a club I got chatting to a hot girl but managed to spill a drink all down my crotch so it looked like I'd wet myself . . . didn't go home alone though.

[OneFootedAce]

wow those hybrids are amazing! One of your best vids i think guys

[dee1392]

that first snake almost took your finger off. 1:16

[biohazard2122]

nice video guys! and kel sweet haircut, as for scar im with kel. no offense scar

[Starsonedge]

I drive a Lexus, can I get your number? - It works.

[punchdrunk09]

best story is this 18 year old girl is crazy about Hannah montana and i pretended that i loved the movie when she made me watch it first time hanging out alone (2nd time seeing eachother) and she was all over me like a baby bearded dragon eating for the first time. yes i got laid because of Miley Cyrus lmao

[schanookie24]

Hey guys, what day exactly are u comeing to tinly park in October?

[KillJesus]

Best pick-up line:

Are you working? (The hookers get in the car immediately!)

[ROFLpwnedvideos]

Fiction.

Best pick up line.

"I may not be the most attractive man in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you..."

If she laughs, she's yours. If not...try again.

[ROFLpwnedvideos]

It's about time we got to see a good pic of the panda pied. That thing is SICK.

[westcoastreptiles]

best pick up line- is there a mirror in your in your pocket because i can see my self in your pants.

[DreamInGreenProd]

I don't know about scar pickin up chicks that one is tough to call depends how much alcohol the chicks a had in em at the time

and the pick up line i have had the most success with is ... "does this smell like chloroform to you" haha jk but i think it is hilarious

[nitroslayer2]

u guys should come to the expo in sacramento Cal this sep. its on the 26 and 27th

[Trustthapo]

Come to ReptiCon Pensacola >:U

Nothing happens over here! lol

Also.. when I went and picked up my future breeding pair of Ball Pythons, I was GOING to see Blue Chameleon Ventures, but they weren't there when I was. Which wasn't exactly mood-lifting. XD

Also saw some gorgeous GTP babies at ReptiCon, as well as some gorgeous RedTail Boas. I wish I had the space and money for all of them.

[pericles12342]

Brian, what would you do if HR 669 got passed? Would you continue to do what you do, even if the law says you can't breed/sell/purchase/import?

[BLIX5445]

My best pick up story? not getting into that LOL. I bet the chicks were all over him. =D

[fzb2099]

I think I saw Scar pick up that chick in the Dorothy uniform!

[raziel72]

hey clean cut kel nice doo buddy as for scar its bs hes is full of it

[turtleman221]

you guys should come to arizona to the Tucson show its September 19-20 saterday 9-6 and sunday 10-4.

[snakelover14101]

yes kel cut hus hair thank good . looking good dude :P no hommo :P

[pottsaustin]

haha, me and my friends were just joking the other day about a reptile expo perfect pickup line! "the natural habitat of my snake is your bush" haha, who knows,I may just have to break it out for the toronto expo lol

[yoyoma102]

sweet hair Kel!

[Pimporly]

Awsome video Brian! I also took some footage as well check mine out...! =) It was a pleasure meeting you in person along with all the other countless amazing people and animals that where there! Daytona has to be one of the big boys "KICK ASS" Reptile shows in the world!