Wearable Towel infomercial

[Enkenator]

just when my new neighbors were finally beginning to warm up to me i started to get my paper dressed as Socrates

[SoundsAreColors]

theres a reason why this product isnt sold at stores...

[DaManWitDaPlan]

0:00 - The hell? What am I supposed to do with this thing?!

*Rolls eyes and drops towel*

Another stupid bitch dumbfounded by the complexity of the average towel

[MegaOrwell1984]

On the bright side you'll have something to wear as a costume if a theater re-releases Caligula, or having a HBO's Rome marathon, or preforming in shakespeares Julius Caesar.

[ronbentu]

no need to spent on any other cloths

[slytherinangel666]

because it's so hard to make a towel stay up and it's so hard to tie a robe so it doesn't come undone. LAZY.

[PilotWork]

So they invented the toga. Great.

[PackedInsanity]

Goddammit America. -_-

[legoless290]

I NEED THIS!!!

[jackrussel999]

Okay, this isn't the worst product, but this infomercial is just ridiculous

[Popexify]

Where is Jacksfilms when is needed!!??

[icecreamcakeandpiex]

0:25 ummm isn't he cold

[ChiRebecca8]

TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA :D

[spiderman4112003]

sent this to Jacksfilms for him to parody

[primplegirliessxoxo]

@spiderman4112003 i commend you :)

[LinksLilLover]

Toga lol

[MegaOrwell1984]

Et tu Brute?

[kinghhhofkings]

Wtf blanket 4

[QuestAccount]

0:16 FAKE SHAVING

[P3Y70N5C3N3]

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

[Louisdagod3]

@P3Y70N5C3N3 Aw, man! You stole my comment! lol

[blackened138]

For the idiot who can't wrap the towel tightly around their body and tuck the corner into itself.

[nejckra]

because wrapping a towel around you is just too cheap

[blademaster119]

Looks stupid

[candistyx]

Who wears a bra under their towel!

[MirraMirra]

John Belushi is smiling. His Animal House Toga party idea is making a comeback.

[babyhedgehog]

Feel like a Roman emperor, as you get the paper, make some coffee, or shave!

[staver76]

...I would cut a hole in the middle of the towel and poke my head in, FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE! THATS RIGHT, 0.00, THE BLISS OF FREE!

[Kingcobrasaurus]

What is this, ancient Greece?!

[mystery8881]

and why is this a bad product..?

[conniearl]

Not a new idea at all -- my mother got me one about 1965, made by the Lighthouse for the Blind. And fits better than this floppy looking wrap!

[socorrofilms]

Feel like an ancient Greek philosopher as you review the newspaper!

[alga6o]

please tell me it's a parody video

[BigKyleTX]

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

[KopyWut]

Actually... This isn't that bad of an idea... It is just marketed wrong..

[aidananderson1]

toga. togaaa. TOGA. TOGAAAHHHHHHH!

[nocandy4u2]

@aidananderson1 LMAO

[TheFlicka28]

Wow... I actually want one!

[teamgod]

lol I thought I saw tits when the video first started. You win this time, Wearable Towel

[katiewhitley174]

its a robe without sleeves

[krallan12]

and as a bonus u can go out of the shower and look like Cecar

[LillyJabry]

Great for toga parties!

[winner700]

TOGA TOGA TOGA!

[firepaw1999]

0:01-0:05= giggity......

[gaoutlaw]

Yeah I totally want to be seen wearing a toga in my front yard.

[chochopoopoo]

THAT'S THE SAME THING AS A FUCKING ROBE!!!!!!!!!!!

[KMalina7]

Wow.... soon we'll all be wearing diapers to the mall

[ComradeNu]

Et tu, Brute?

[Kocochocolate]

TOGA

[slamaplaya]

True to Caesar!

[colman44]

Don't forget to bring a towel!

[pulidillo]

Flinstones custome...

[rich45davis]

u look like a douche but u get a free bag

[Societyisdying]

TOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[yunagi]

Lol if you're wearing a bra whats the ooint of using a towel?

[MrNDSteinbach]

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

[Ashanmaril]

@MrNDSteinbach XD That's exactly what I was thinking.

[Pehobbes]

Et tu, Brute?

[NinoAngelo94]

ecce! romani!

[redkinght85]

Toga!Toga!Toga!



[RPGfiend]

The wearable towel soaks up all of my spooge when I masturbate,so no more juice going all over the place.Thanks Wearable towel!!

[ThatSupGuy]

i wouldnt like to be the baby in this ad

[alahos]

Something about it makes it look like an upside down diaper...

[TRHeros]

Lets call it a "robe"

[slamaplaya]

@TRHeros No, robes are heavy and hot.

[thebuzzcjc]

Do y'all wanna get high?? - Towelie

[vobanorama]

I never realized how frustrating a bathrobe or towel could be. I'm glad these people have found peace.

[MuRdOc123456]

Robe! Robe!

[scarylew]

i like how the guys were wearing it...I AM SPARTICUS!

[ArmpitNoises]

My days of Towel frustration are over.

[DeoxysDNA]

"And towels with fasteners I think not!". It's what they decided to say since they had no excuse for why fastener towels wouldn't be practical lol

[unak78]

First the Snuggie that looked like monk's robes and now the wearable towel that looks like a toga. What they missed from the Snuggie's fame was the catchy name.

[TechnicolorTypeA]

towels with fasteners would actually be a much better idea rofl.

[Clockworthy]

If it wasn't for the woman in the beginning wearing a bra the same color as her and flashing us with the towel, how many people do you think would care? LOL

[infoherper]

OMG NAKED BABY

[Aeschylus]

"Fabulous for overcoming the Nervii!"

[sgreen4]

0:34 That is the flag of France they are lying on top of. lol

[michael22414]

Because all women shower with bras on

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

This is the type of thing you wear with your family during your windows 7 launch party

[Nerevar1990]

THis is just an excuse for men to get to wear togas

[EffOne95]

*facepalm*

[NiNpu2]

lmao i have to get one

[lim162]

lol ! the roman warrior

[pauldan90]

guy does my wearable towel go good with th snuggie?

[laliqko]

hey i would buy this!

[claire0rockz]

Great, so now older men can look like college douchbags

[Hobochic87]

Yay!!!! A WEARABLE TOWEL!!! cuz I'm definatly Gonna walk outside in a TOWEL THAT LOOKS LIKE A TOGA FROM THE ROMANS!!

[Lindsaypoi]

who would buy sumthing like this i mean it is soooooooo stupid........................­............. wait a min i fel 4 tht once i got the snuggie wow im the dumb 1 lolz

[Mau506]

If you're a man and you have one of these, you only need an olive crown and... Voila! A Caesar's costume for Halloween!

[AverageOutKast]

I'm sorry for making fun of the Snuggie after seeing this.

[Mynnigon]

How about like, say... a bathrobe?

[soad550]

so guys are supposed to wear them like togas?

[holasmogs]

A backpack?!? Now I have to get it!

[jackthayer]

oh my god they were having a BBQ of naked people O-O

[FindyQ]

If i went to get the mail in one of those I'd probably get shot.

[holstadfam123]

OMG why would you wear that where people can c u! RETARDED!

[TheHcomment]

how about no

[mmodnao]

@TheHcomment they won't take no for an answer. They want you to look gay.

[NitroCircus2100AAM]

What the hell

[PunkyPlow]

WOAH!!!! THATS A GREAT INVENTION!!!!!! THEY SHOULD CALLED IT A ROBE!!!

[m33lad]

looks sssso stupid!!! lool who comes up with this shit?! lool omg! you look like jeeziz!!

[honeebun]

i like how the guy is going out to get the paper in his towel HAHAHAHA

[scifigrl23]

hooray!! Now no one will question us if we walk around with towels on.

[linkhostr]

Towelie!

[agrabou2011]

Toga Toga!

[Musicmanic56]

TESTIMONY: the wearable towel changed my life!.. ever since ive had one, my kids are getting better grades, i got a raise at work, and i dont remember the last time i was wet!!!..lol

[visitguest]

HOLLY SHIT FEE BACKPACK, quick somebody HAND ME THE PHONE

[BCBU2410124]

Now my social life is more fun!!! lol

[AyeletLovesIsrael]

hahaha this is so weird. Who would seriously go out and get the paper in a toga...

[HawaiiBombay]

Basically, this is the summer snuggie.

[Scorpio52518]

Toga...  Toga.... Toga!!!

[YoshiOno]

The one guy was confused by the robe he already had on, and the woman was baffled that she could just touch two pieces of cloth to one another and have them stick. I understand. I'm sure all her shoes are likely Velcro, rather than with those tricky laces.

[TheSilentVictim]

because of the wearable towel, i save money on gas! now i float to work!

[babyphat1334]

Epic music XD

this commercial shined the light. Wearing a towl is too fucking hard.

Just gonna get me a towel I can wear :DD THANKS <3

[Ninety9Soulz]

lmao I'll be damned if I go out to get the paper in a toga like I'm living in ancient Rome

[WhiizzKiidd]

Toga!

[indigo12ash]

I would rather become a regular at a nude beach than wear this $hit.

[jjw1020]

Also, it looks like the Shamwow and the Snuggie had a retarded baby.

[jjw1020]

Douchiclese demands more fruit!!!!!!

[LLLLLLE7]

incedently, none of them are actually wet...

[gaoutlaw]

This thing looks more cult-like than the Snuggie..especially the dude with the Toga style.

[spaceye]

Toga! Toga! Toga!

[khxx11]

00:18 if i saw my neighbor walk outside and get the paper in that i'de probably shit my pants.

[danceswithhellokitty]

that is tempting.

[cafface]

something tells me supply's will last...

[soccerwannabee14]

Except it looks like a fucking Tarzan Snuggie.

[hamsterama]

Horrible infomercial. Who buys this crap?

[Milelke92]

This will go nicely with my Snuggie./notserious

[mikeflynn16]

please, please somebody tell me this isn't real

[DollarAtheist]

Pit from Kid Icarus called and he wants his clothes back.

[isabellaphillips]

WOW to get the paper? i dont think soo

[ChickenNugets96]

@isabellaphillips LMAO

[arturo656b]

Toga...Toga...Toga...Toga..ha ha ha

[gremmpaltakin]

Its funny they didn't show the male actors with both straps, because then it would look like a dress.

They already sell this product, its called a robe.

[cheesecake134]

Heh, they really do look like Flintstones characters.

[ibn1989]

lol why would you go outside with this shit on

[killyouwithkarateman]

So we're going with the roman look huh?

[racooneh]

Lol I totally thought she was naked at first.....

[yell4help]

the Flintstones want their costumes back

[NadiasAttheDisco]

...are you effing kidding me?!

where do these damn products come from?!?!?

[madrugada105]

i think i might want one of those

[TemAndersen]

in the words of John Belushi: Toga, Toga, Toga, Toga, Toga

[apatano17]

douchecleus demands more fruit

[charnator]

makes you look like a queer

[VFCroszeys]

i want a wearable towel lol

[MrIam1nsane]

What better way to make you look dumber?

[krininja]

wear a snuggie over top :P

[lakers6225]

riiiiiigggghhhhht

[UnsatisfactionGuaran]

I can't realize how I've lived so far without one!!

[ItsPaulWooo]

Because of the wearable towel, I am no longer a cocaine addict.

[genericuser227]

Because of the wearable towel, I am no longer a cocaine.

[BloodChidori]

omg, it can also be a toga for men

[trancendent]

Yet not a single person in this ad appears to be wet to actually have a reason to be wearing this moronic contraption.

[DangerousD6969]

let's go out and get the paper and scare the neighbors

[Greenhillclub]

a toga reaaaaaaaaaaly?

[rgslayr]

yup for the douchebags

[Greenhillclub]

hahahahahahaha

[deraj00]

Going to go backpacking in your wearable towel?

[r0flmobile]

0:31 looks more like the start of a porn scene :O

[DangerousD6969]

lol

[Dudette4267]

if u want to get beat up at school then wear this outside!

[quadriderkyle]

its not unisex, its for women but gay guys will wear it too. its also great for mental hospitals.

[americancutie1]

facepalm

[thoseofmiddlearth]

TOGA!!!

[irothtin]

*headdesk*

[violingirl18]

lol at the "epic" music at the beginning

[s95ju]

greeks would love this

[papilow202]

what he thinks he's hercules?!?!? LMFAO

[JackJeckel81]

OMFG, even Stevie Wonder woudent caught dead in that shit

[Stogeability]

Is this for real?

[kirbymaster5]

The music that starts at 0:07 makes it sound like the second coming of Jesus Christ

[SierraVistaSpirit]

LMAO :)

[Rey4Life]

thats really good but when they sell every little thing than this is really kapitalism

[tylerprime1]

I think theres a reason this isn't sold in stores

[LochNessCO]

Is this LEGIT?

[ghostsshAdow234]

0:03...shit she got nice tits..plus she's hot

[socorrofilms]

all right: Snuggies versus Togas, gang fight!!

[BrickstarRunner]

Men, we have just met the rebirth of the TOGA

TOGA TOGA TOGA!!!!

[Fulping]

I'd tap that.

[IamTheS]

Togas are awesome.

[johnkollor]

lol cool a toga

[JacKn1feSugarTrucK]

i thought this was lame up until the TOGA!