have you been splattered before, by the mad hatter matador, cake batter, nevermore, it don't matter whether you're, spanish, french, swedish or cambodian, Ill slime you so hard you could be on nickelodeon.
jetski.. and to that i say....uh oh the chorus is commin up.
[Chorus]
You got a fume like a tuna, ill smell ya later, i met a fat chick and i fucked her on an elevator....I was wrong on so many levels. it was wrong on so many levels. it was wrong on, it was wrong on...
cause i got a bad case of the ruuuuns. i got the runs. i got the ruh uh huh huh uh huh runns.
[Chorus]
Imma break it down for yall. i came from the streets with nothin. now im makin hit records. and for my people still on the streets. still in poverity. i wanna tell you, im doin this for you. my success is your success. I know you may be thinking, 'hey if you really believe that why dont you use some of your money to help rebuild the neighborhood instead of putting spinning rims on a gold...
have you been splattered before, by the mad hatter matador, cake batter, nevermore, it don't matter whether you're, spanish, french, swedish or cambodian, Ill slime you so hard you could be on nickelodeon.
[Chorus]
You think that you can handle me girl dont make me laugh, i said my junk is bipolar it will split you in half. And if you're lucky, i might just bring you home and ill have you goin down like you were growin an extra chromosome. And when you love me don't grab me by my buns...
single every single day, do it every single way, make the single ladies say, ooh bo. and if i were gay, tho i swear im straight, i'll make the fellas say, ooh bo. you're an ice cream sunday with a cheery ontop, becareful cherry cause im the king of pop, pop, pop goes my weasel, have you lookin like Jackson Pollacks easel. My suggestion is you don't blow till you know what congestion is, swallow when you know what digestion is, follow bo, the only question is...
hittin the club up VIP, I gotta fake mustache and a fake ID. I look like, Wooley Willy with a really wooley willy and I, bypass the bouncer, pass by an ex and i flex and bounce her, wowzer. Look at all of Bo's hoes, lookin for a ride on Bo's hose. And i, spot a little latino, booty so big call it oprah's ego. we go do it thru it she says, "dios mia, mi amigo" Pull it out, stick it in your mouth and il bust in the back of ya, swallow bitch, theres people starvin in Africa
i think that he sings a lot faster live, but it's still good
ostrichfeathers96 1 year ago
Bo Burnham..... You're really cute. ^-^
LovelyLoser15 1 year ago
and if you're lucky i might just bring you home, and ill have you going down like you're growing an extra chromosome
Ferret2103 1 year ago
can someone make lyrics to this song?.. cuz its hilarious and i can't catch half the jokes cuz he's sooo fast
Ferret2103 1 year ago
i was there!!!!!!!
fag356 1 year ago
can someone try to tell me the chords? i cant figure them all out):
knickphillips 1 year ago
@knickphillips Song is in the key of Ab
odel0022 1 year ago
does anyone have all the lyrics? can you please send them to me or post them or something? Great SONG!!!!!
nwmz 1 year ago
whats he say at 2:45
selllout101 1 year ago
have you been splattered before, by the mad hatter matador, cake batter, nevermore, it don't matter whether you're, spanish, french, swedish or cambodian, Ill slime you so hard you could be on nickelodeon.
MikeYirce 1 year ago 2
@selllout101 I'll slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon.
odel0022 1 year ago
930
MikeYirce 1 year ago
this waz a wild night...i waz there...so much fun. he was a really nice guy
platster 1 year ago 2
this was great im happy 2 say i was there for this and i met him after the show... he is mad chill
aplati1000 1 year ago 2
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platster 1 year ago
jetski.. and to that i say....uh oh the chorus is commin up.
[Chorus]
You got a fume like a tuna, ill smell ya later, i met a fat chick and i fucked her on an elevator....I was wrong on so many levels. it was wrong on so many levels. it was wrong on, it was wrong on...
neilkulp 1 year ago 4
cause i got a bad case of the ruuuuns. i got the runs. i got the ruh uh huh huh uh huh runns.
[Chorus]
Imma break it down for yall. i came from the streets with nothin. now im makin hit records. and for my people still on the streets. still in poverity. i wanna tell you, im doin this for you. my success is your success. I know you may be thinking, 'hey if you really believe that why dont you use some of your money to help rebuild the neighborhood instead of putting spinning rims on a gold...
neilkulp 1 year ago 10
have you been splattered before, by the mad hatter matador, cake batter, nevermore, it don't matter whether you're, spanish, french, swedish or cambodian, Ill slime you so hard you could be on nickelodeon.
[Chorus]
You think that you can handle me girl dont make me laugh, i said my junk is bipolar it will split you in half. And if you're lucky, i might just bring you home and ill have you goin down like you were growin an extra chromosome. And when you love me don't grab me by my buns...
neilkulp 1 year ago 11
I think the lyrics are "I'll have you goin down like a Roman X-Chromosome"
at3019 1 year ago
@at3019 no because when he says "going down" hes referring to down syndrom. and downsyndrom is when someone has an extra chromsome.
neilkulp 1 year ago 3
@neilkulp yeah that does make sense, thanks for clearing that up...my bad
at3019 1 year ago
ill have you goin down like youve grown an extra chromosome
SupaStar182 1 year ago
single every single day, do it every single way, make the single ladies say, ooh bo. and if i were gay, tho i swear im straight, i'll make the fellas say, ooh bo. you're an ice cream sunday with a cheery ontop, becareful cherry cause im the king of pop, pop, pop goes my weasel, have you lookin like Jackson Pollacks easel. My suggestion is you don't blow till you know what congestion is, swallow when you know what digestion is, follow bo, the only question is...
neilkulp 1 year ago 6
hittin the club up VIP, I gotta fake mustache and a fake ID. I look like, Wooley Willy with a really wooley willy and I, bypass the bouncer, pass by an ex and i flex and bounce her, wowzer. Look at all of Bo's hoes, lookin for a ride on Bo's hose. And i, spot a little latino, booty so big call it oprah's ego. we go do it thru it she says, "dios mia, mi amigo" Pull it out, stick it in your mouth and il bust in the back of ya, swallow bitch, theres people starvin in Africa
neilkulp 1 year ago 6
I was in the 3rd row. It was an amazing show! I got a shirt signed and a picture taken after the show! Amazing!
BtVSP3 1 year ago
Lyrics?
snowsk8er47 1 year ago
bo is awesome!!!
kill4life121 1 year ago
i was in the first row too!
dancinK17 1 year ago
I was at this last night :)
DJR726 1 year ago