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  • Fraudsters.

  • Did the black chicks just put miracle water in her PERM? LOLXD!

  • I anointed my tiny, stubby dick with the holy water, and now I'm in the porn industry making millions, and have a huge 12 inch rod. Thank you Jesus!

  • 1:14 definition of high on crack 

  • I used the miracle handkerchief to wipe my tuffit clean

  • My tuffit was stinking with the stench of satan and after I rubbed miracle water on it, it smells like an angel! Thank you lord! You are my savior PRAISE JESUS!

  • Before using miracle water my scrim was very infected now I can honestly say it's healed and doesn't smell at all anymore thank you lord! I am a true believer!

  • this is not true it a bunch of crap

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  • Lmaooo!

  • OMG SUCH A SCAM

  • This is why organized religion are worse than organized crime. Both will steal your money, but only one will steal your mind.

  • I wiped my asshole and the hemroids are gone thank you jesus for the hankercheif the miracle sewer water and the moldy miracle bread.

  • This is so sad that people are decieved into throwing all their money away to these charlatans :-(

  • Cancer healed? Are you fucking kidding me...Hilarious acting from all of them tho..lol

  • I think the time has come for our leaders in Washington, D.C. to gird their courage, and pass a National Stupid Tax. With what I see here, we could balance the budget and pay off the national debt in a matter of months!!

  • SICK!!!!!

  • Weak Minded Fools

  • "The more you give, the more you get back." This is true. But not for God. Its true for politicians. On a side note these people need to visit a mental hospital. Or maybe they spiked those free refreshments with some acid or angel dust.

  • I love GOD but Im never watching another Infomercial about these type of things again!

  • how can people be so stuuuuuuuuuuuupid?

  • This must be fake :/

  • Yeahhh, because Jesus totally promised us physical and financial health... It seems people have forgotten just about everything Jesus said, although they claim to be following him.

  • oh the power of god....

  • Will it make me skinny?

  • The problem with giving and receiving an equal amount, is, if you don't have much to give in the first place, you won't get much in return. My what a generous god.

  • I wish people would stop hating on Christianity so harshly. I am not a Christian. I don't believe in Christianity. but only a small minority of them are actually like this, most are just normal people :L chill out and let people believe what they want to. but seriously fuck this water.

  • @MrArpas123 What if someone you know and love, like me, disbelieves and like me, goes to hell for all eternity and you go to heaven. Could you live with that? The whole god thing just doesn't make any sense.

    How could a loving god punish forever, a crime with a specific time limit on it, LIFE. Show love to a few sheep and have no compassion for the rest. Omniscient, Omnipotent and so cruel and oh so needy. Sounds like a jealous human being and by coincidence, a male. Do you know why? I do.

  • @PureCX If christian Zealots kept their beliefs to themselves, nobody would have any complaints but it seems that they have to have it their way all the time and that spoils it for the rest of us, including you. I left the church 51 years ago and to this day, I have to fight off zealots trying to guilt me back, so they can pick my pocket doing gods work, well god doesn't need money to do good just the will to.

  • Holy hankies?

  • wow, what a bunch of morons. christians dont oppose people like this because as long as it gets idiots to believe, thats more money in their churches.

  • Lmfao wtf

  • Dont blame the prosperity gospel scums, blame the idiots who send in the money... who obviously dont have any brain cells.

  • "hey guess what? this is real!"

  • Better watch it, looks like Bobby Boy is on the rampage - having anything (not just Farting Preacher videos) to do with him taken down. No doubt getting the best lawyers your prayer money can buy. Think of that next time you want to send in a vow. Grumpy old fart...

  • Whoever believes this crap is either extremely dumb or extremely desperate. Even the Bible says to beware of false prophets.

  • I'll anoint your throat, take your teeth out grandma.

  • Can miracle spring water cure world hunger, world poverty, stop murder, rape, abuse, kidnappings, stop people from being killed in accidents, cure amputees, and etc?

  • my version of peter popoff miracle spring water= popov vodka

  • these people are not true preachers of the gospel. in fact they dont preach the gospel gospel at all. these are the false wolves in sheeps clothing that the scripture warned us of.

  • are people really this fking stupid?

  • Wow. This is not what Christianity is about. What they are doing is wrong. Atheists, don't try to hold something as non-Christian as this against Christians because it will be as useful as that "Miracle Water". Luke 9:58 And Jesus said unto him, Foxes have holes, and birds of the air have nests; but the Son of man hath not where to lay his head.

  • @MsBibleToter the problem is most people are sensitive to deception and they're angry for the people who got deceived. One of the primary reasons why people leave Christianity is that they felt deceived too many times. Doesn't the Bible say that false prophets like to deceive and confuse in order to destroy faith?

  • I used mine as a jizz rag.....now I'm 6" longer.

  • @GManGT Half inch more and you will almost be 7

  • @GManGT

    Holy Jizz of Nazareth! :O

  • Religion=Lunacy

  • @fitasafiddle123 "Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this: to look after orphans and widows in their distress and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world." James 1:27

    Please do not see these people and think they are what Jesus is all about.

  • 2:44 = LMFAO.

    That part made me laugh until I cried XD

  • @GodsBittersweetEmo That wasn't the spirit of God he was channeling. Dude been listening to too much James Brown.

  • O.o Are all this real? I thought I was Crazy when I pray on my own....I think I was absolutly wrong....thanks god for my atheism.

  • Wow i'am trying so hard not to laugh

  • I can TESTIFY that he HEALED me.. His Flatulance videos and workshops saved my LIFE!

  • Jesus, a $1,000 tribute of faith! God damn that's a lot of money!

  • Whats worse than this is the content in your bible. ACTUALLY read your bible. "Yahweh" is responsible for more death in the bible than "Satan". Need proof? READ YOUR BIBLE.

  • god slaps his head...lols you derps

  • Fuck your god, stop pretending this is a perversion of the gospel, this is the gospel.

  • Really?!?

  • 2:42

    fo-GAAAAAAAHHH!!

  • those testimonies look so incredibly fake, this dude is evil

  • 2:49

    "hell yea."

  • who are all these pple that say they have been healed ??? they cant all be actors 

  • false prophets are everywhere and this is an example of one. you should see this guys house.  and who does he have to thank. all of you fools that fall for this shit.

  • mine never came :( lol but i did ask them to pray for peters death and i told them my name was stalin

  • Went back to the doctor and the cancer is gone! Inferring that she originally went to the doctor and got treated.

    This scam can only work on people that have fallen for the ultimate scam.

  • Kerney Thomas is the funniest false prophet

  • BULLSHIT!!

  • Where's the farting?

  • these folks have no shame or fear of the Lord

  • God gave man freewill, that is true... yet man only ever uses his will to do evil (Gen 6:5). No one has ever chosen Jesus Christ, rather he chose us (John 15:16). This is why Jesus said that no one can come to him unless the Father in heaven draws him in. (John 6:44). Man condemns himself, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus.

  • LMFAO AT THE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT THIS

  • only lying deceitful bastards of satan sell Christ and a false sense of salvation. Money isn't the goal, following Christ is.

  • Poppoff throws that cane like a javilin.

  • a thousand dollar vow of faith lol. what a fucking conman.

  • people healed and mortgages paid off because of an old snot rag? What about toilet paper, can you bless that?

  • one night i couldnt sleep and was watching tv when something like this came on. i cant believe people actually buy into this bullshit.....koolaid anyone?

  • what next...jesus dildos....."the most spiritual orgasm you will ever have!!! allelujah"!!

  • i hate christians so much... i hate all religions.. i dont give a fuck.. im not going to hell these people are.. fighting all the damn time over some shit that you CAN NEVER PROVE

  • @xraidedlok and u can

  • @dontblinkyoumightdie nope no one can... no one on the planet... not you me or the damn pope..

  • I believe in God, and Jesus, however, I also believe that they want us as humans to be happy, and that we will get to heaven, if we make ourselves happy without putting others in mental or physical danger. And that we will NOT get sent to hell for swearing, drinking, premarital sex, getting tattoos, or even being gay. If we weren't supposed to do or be these things, we would've been created perfect, without flaws, but we weren't and the promise land cannot be only for a select few.

  • @RAguru93 God created people with free minds, and thus, a capacity for free will (to have not done this would have made us slaves and wouldn't have been an act of love. God also gave us the free choice to love and honor Him, or to rebel. People who choose rebellion send themselves to Hell, God doesn't. He sent His Son, Jesus Christ into this world to save from eternal Hell those who would give their hearts and lives to Him. Deny the truth if you wish, but you'll regret it one day.

  • These guys are nothing but con-artist praying on the ignorant and desperate. They are pure evil and the lowest form of human life. There should be a special place in hell for this scum.

  • @waynegreer72

    I hate to say this but your right 100% waynegreer

  • @waynegreer72 The problem is; there is no hell and they know it.

  • @dougmoen proably not , but you never know

  • WOW...........TO BAD IM NOT GOD I WOULD CONDEMN THIS RIGHT NOW...IN HIZ TIME u people ought to be ashamed of yourselves..........

  • lol I just signed my friend up for this.

  • this is so funny. I CANNOT believe that any person would fall for this phony acting.

  • we had MR potatoe head!! now that s mr poop head selling his poopjuice....

  • I am Christian, but if I ever saw this guy I would be tempted to punch him in the face.

  • FART

  • Keep them on the telly. Anyone stupid enough to call up deserves to be robbed.

  • hahahahahahha this is fucking hilarious, that guy is unbelievable. As Mike Patton said, "he transcends good and evil".

  • @BrixSnBs transcends good and evil

    yup! we are a credit to our maker.....

  • THIS IS CLEARLY A SIN!!!!!!!!![LIIIIIIES]!!

  • I BELEIVE IN GOD AND ALL BUT I THINK THESE PEOPLE ARE JUST LITTLE FAKES TRYING TO GET MONEY ANDD ALL THEY ARE DOING IS MAKING YOU TAKE THE 666 MARK I QUOTE THIS IS FAKE!

  • @obsnerg24 its so real.. i vowed 1000 dollars and i drunk the water nxt day i went to the bank and there was 62.000 u.s in there... how do u explain that ??

  • LOL....Well I guess if your dumb enough to believe that a gay, unemployed Jewish carpenter is going to come back from the dead after 2000 yrs and shoot lazers out of his...fireballs out of his ass ..striking down all the non believers...and then take you to heaven after all the bad shit you did here...Then why not write a check to your friendly neighborhood TV Evangelist so he can take whore for a ride in the back of a limo...Hahahaha!....Christians­...a constant source of entertainment

  • the acting alone should go to hell.. not sure how that will work..

  • Hell will be hot for merchandizers of the Gospel, to be sure

  • not even a fucking tear in her eyes...if you are going to lie, then at least get better actors....these people are so damn stupid

  • $1,000 dollar of faith??????? 

  • Liars. All of them. You Heathens will enjoy my animated short "Religious fanatic tries to convert Atheist" on my channel. (Brace yourself)

  • The sheeple fleecers at their best!

  • 1:21.... i think i felt something land on my lip.

  • looks like church is going out of business

  • Thank you god for my Promotion!!!! ( Meanwhile 3 little African kids drop dead from hunger, and a child born with Leukemia dies at 6 ) Ha! And please....Don't try to justify your un-perfect ' creation ' because there is No Evidence. get some Common Sense.

  • This guy was already exposed as a fraud almost 20 years ago, he had to declare bankruptcy. This crap here shows that people have short term memory problems, or maybe they dont really know about it. Paul said to timmothy that there will come a time when people will not put up with sound doctrine but will only surround themselves with teachers that will tell them what they want to here. Looking at all these preachers, he wasnt kidding.

  • @maddog2283 Or they're clips from 20 years ago.

  • @dpaanlka No the miricle spring water thing is something popoff came up with just recently. He got back into preaching in 2006 and he is still doing it to this day.

  • This brings great sadness to my heart... why is no one doing something about these carletons?

  • Those tele-evangelist shows belong on Comedy Central. Yep, they're a joke!

  • Disgusting lies!

  • Disgusting! nothing here is the truth. Liar, liars all liars.

  • Disgusting!

  • This is funny, lolololol black people.

  • i would blow my nose in one, im sure thats bout what its good for

  • Unfortunately this what Christendom has been turned to. Lies, teachings of demons, talking about God now but practicing immorality later. Can't people see that false church pastors twists scriptures for their own benefit because without a congregation they don't have money.

  • @realjason4567 re: can't  people see.......

    of course they do...... did you ever hear : there is a sucker born every minute?

  • @gyreenedoc - Yeah, but what they mean is there's another useless christian born every minute!!

  • @realjason4567 This is what Christendom has been turned to cause of these guys? This is what is always has been.

  • Witchcraft!!!... They manipulate scriptures. I think the scripture @ 00:54 refers to giving back to the community and your neighbors. Like helping the needy. The wolves have turned "giving" into money. The scripture does not say the more money you give, the more you'll get back. Actually it's the same as

    "You reap what you sow". The more you put into it, the more you get out. When Jesus told the rich man to give all his riches. He didn't mean give it to the church. But to the poor.

  • This is bullshit, it doesnt work! try to drink heavy water instead

  • Sarah Palin / Glenn Beck 2012 !!!

  • Matt 7:21-23, 21"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22Many will say to me on that day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and in your name drive out demons and perform many miracles?' 23Then I will tell them plainly, 'I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!.

    enjoy your money now tilton you cant fool god

  •  gooooooooooooooooooooooooood said many will come in my name and decieve many and gooooooooooooooooooooooood said this guy is a perfect nutcase example,

  • How do they get these people to get on here and lie for them?

  • Christian's are fucking hilarious!!! Me and my friend's flipped to the channel this was on last night and we were rolling on the floor laughing! Does anyone actually buy that shit?!

  • Insanity.

  • Praying on the weak and the stupid. They almost deserve it.

    I'd prefer if these swine didn't profit.

  • The more you realize that God is made up, the more you realize that the people who believe in God are the sick people in this world and you realize that most people are born sick.

  • I saw this infomercial 2:00 at night on BET. I think the people staying up way too late watching BET are stupid enough to buy something like this.

  • anointed handkerchief? LOL what the fuck is that!

  • she asked for the cane back

  • so we dont have to pray anymore? Just believe in the almighty Popoff and sprinkle his "free" spring water on me and it will be like magic? this is false doctrine. Go read about Peter. And I love Robert Tilton "begging" for that $1,000 vow as usual and he says "Its all I want...I mean its all God wants you to do" And the black guy (his scream was so annointed... lol SIKE! LOL FALSE PROPHETS. I believe its in Malachi, Those prophets that were raised up on high will be cast down to hell

  • this guy ripped my grandmother off low life

  • Lol!

    How obvious does it have to be, to see they are reading from a board lol.

  • This water only cures constipation.

  • God isnt a tv-shop production, in a little bottle. God is a mighty , holy, God. This is just to much.

  • is this water really from the toilet.??

  • does this water cures aids?

  • BUNCH OF FU@#@$#KIN LOOSERS

  • I would like the handkerchief and the miracle water to soak them together for more anointing. Then, I would shove the handkerchief up my rectum to free all the demons that live there. Anal canal dwelling demons that crave large black cock reside there and call me obscene names like loose caboose and flapjacks. I must be free of these desires and I know these two "things" could help. Glory. Hallelujah...amen...ah.

  • sound like just commencial

  • got anymore old vids of tilton???? without fart sounds? message me

  • they are not giving money to god they are giving money to peter ...idiots

  • "There is a Sucker Born every Minute!"

    P.T. Barnum

    "The bigger the lie, the more people will believe it!"

    Adolph Hitler

  • Religion in its purest form is truth in its most corrupt.

  • con artists

  • these thing are funny there sometimes fake they told that black lady to say thank you jesus

  • I'll give that bitch my dick.

  • I would use the prayer hankerchief to catch my jizz.

  • People should not use god to make money! Damn

  • WOW serouisly come now who could believe some crap like that oh just put some ordinary tap on you and everything will be perfect yea wtf ever thats fucking stupid

  • i know this ugly chick who was 30 yrs old and no one wanted her but since she used this product, she got fucked by 216 men; hell, she is a whore now.

  • I love this guy I'm a christian and he cracks me up!!LOL!

  • @athorpe630 Yeah Christianity is pretty hilarious. Not just the nutcases that exploit it like here but the basics of it too. Pure comedy. If it was not so decisive, immoral and absurd that is.

  • definitely CGI... too good to be true!

  • disturbing....:-s

  • Lol. I saw this last night and simply kept laughing. These people are ignorant. Come on! Scammers.

  • dont put your life in the hands of some god. make your own decisions in life, and if you actually believe that this crap will improve your life in any way then you deserve to be taken advantage of and go broke

  • This is a sickness

  • @1w72st Ramen to that,

  • I should sell some of my miracle jizz to all those christians