Independence Day Extended Scene

[TheBighead1200]

Lol that alien is funny!

[MrMakMan1]

back when collegehumor released videos in hd

[wasqas]

Doobs! Or Shamwow guy?

[joshuare5768]

Why does this exist?

[optimusprime5584]

billions of forgets



[MrShadowswrath]

whoa, that alien mind controlled penis anthony!

[JhnWNC]

is this glass bulletproof? yes sir.

[ff2paladin]

keep pushing 9

[OliverMazur]

This is one of the most ingenius videos by collegehumor :D

[YuStunna]

omg ahahaha i REALLY REALLY wonder how they do these kinds of videos!!!!!

[striker78900]

it looks like giant big alien dildo straped around his neck

[ShitzGigglez]

Yay



[Brendalfly98]

Can you make a video of that scene where they cut The Aliens Eye?

That FREAKED My Sister Out! and I don't think this movie is that scary

[ZeroPlasmaPulse]

Why are the top rated comments always someone complaining recently of complaining about top rated comments?

[Keegan267]

lol

[IAmASonOfABlackMan]

The SonOfABlackMan thinks collegehumor needs more black actors

[cory2146]

@IAmASonOfABlackMan why?

[RAWRxYAoi]

@IAmASonOfABlackMan Why?

[StylishWrestling]

Holy Shit, Doobs is here!

[Sully0020]

doobs

[wearethemusicyoumake]

THATS THE JOKER oh wait

[SpasmStudio]

Who, someone just commented about comments being comments on movie quotes that commented on another comment that comments on top comments being comments about top comments just being quotes from movies.

Explanation: Commentception

[lilrobot959]

1:58

you're going to die like, tomorrow..

[cody0126a]

why is there a big black dick wrapped around that man's neck?

[eslington]

@cody0126a Because the enormous floppy black dick was the closest thing they had to an alien tentacle in the props closet that month.

[Zethux]

@cody0126a Because "that guy" and the "big black dick" BOTH LIKE IT! =3

[jomama0723]

The penis-like tentacle distracted me from the conversation

[RickyAIV]

Blah blah blah... i eat dicks lol

[MrKennykickass]

getting trolled by aliens...

god help us all

[Beerbottles123]

Nice job with the parody. I saw this scene when I was 7 and it freaked me out so much, I ran out the cinema screaming like a little girl.

[StrangeTeccaNina]

@Beerbottles123

that's because you are a little girl :D

[needlebob]

doobs!!!

[willhar30]

its a parallel universe where Will Smith is replaced by a white guy!

[GriffinPilgrim]

@willhar30 Will Smith wasn't in that scene.

[willhar30]

@GriffinPilgrim lmfao....my bad

[BORICUAJESUSLOVER]

ROFL

[TheShafronChannel]

wtf was around her neck? a penis?

[Randomvideos3200]

@TheShafronChannel the alien's tentacle.

[SpartanDJ1]

noo, u mad bro?

[ELCHINESEGUY]

At 2:24 he sounds just like vegeta.

[BagoGarde]

Tentacles ....so they the guys in Hentai Porn!

[hackinlee]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[AndrewFaben]

Last part ruined it

[saulwilliams56]

we blew it up .... with a laser beam!

[SpartanDJ1]

2:24 alien talkig to itself

[Nakikki]

@SpartanDJ1 t'was a joke, the alien wasn't talking through that guy.

[SpartanDJ1]

@Nakikki plus the guy was dead,another the alien was talking through that guy,if the alien was'nt talking through him then why would he be sayin all ( i know its a joke,no shit sherlock, but still

[Nakikki]

@SpartanDJ1 Duuuuuude, it's just a joke. c: Don't ruin it by overthinking.

[SpartanDJ1]

@Nakikki no shit! of course its a joke, just stop talking dude

[Nakikki]

@SpartanDJ1 Y u mad bro? C:

[famous35]

doobs!!!

[Editors4Writers]

Intense.

[iwantsquareballoons]

oh josh

[superfatcat101]

Ohhh... That is embarrassing... Am I right, Alien Host?!

[TheMortekai]

@superfatcat101 NOPE, Chuck Testa

[superfatcat101]

@TheMortekai ?  What?

[levinsstudio]

145 Aliens

[bart666a]

ahahh

[TheWilliams1999]

point........ set .....match .

[nsdgvsdhfhjdfbd]

So proffisional

This teaches a lesson: LISTEN everything before you shoot.

[iLikethis28]

is this glass bullitproof?

Yes Sir "person shoot and kill somebody else"

I said yes sir

how stupid can you be?? XD XD XD

[nactan]

@iLikethis28 if the glass weren't bulletproof and he shattered it without killing the alien, it could have come after him

[Spartan472]

@nactan you obviously haven't seen the movie

[nactan]

@Spartan472 i have, but i only remember the gross idiocies like the alien staring at the empty chair for minutes on end like a dumbass

[superfatcat101]

@nactan That part was great! hahaha

[MrEdgie123]

recently you could argue that the top rated comment is always someone complaining about how the top rated comment is a quote.

[NuMetal2001]

2:25 was it the scientist talking to them the whole time?

[CornTasteGood]

Why is there a dick wrapped around his neck?

[pieplay]

2:25 Dr evil impersonation 

[TheWilliams1999]

eww green alien dick rapped around his neck

[dacoolray]

Why are the top rated comments always someone complaining about quotes from the video?

[eratosphenes]

@dacoolray cry moar

[TheShantamGoyal]

@dacoolray Complain-ception.

[Toadneckclase]

Press 8 for wierd eyes and a guy saying dick

[MrValetion]

press 5

[NHavocJ]

brilliant!

[P8NTBALLING]

I like how the old guy is holding a Daisy 008 pellet pistol.

[TheBadTVShow]

this is what obama would do if he was the president during the attack. try not to piss either side off too much

[Terra1311]

@TheBadTVShow man your an idiot.

[TheBadTVShow]

@Terra1311 You should use proper grammar when dismissing someone else's intelligence. I am currently awaiting YOUR next grammatically incorrect diss/insult/comment-pointing-o­ut-my-lack-of-grammar-in-origi­nal-post. By the way I visited YOUR page. Why do you have that 'What I'm Feeling' list on YOUR description when you have 0 subscribers? What the hell, who's going to see that?

Love, TheBadGrammarUser

[Terra1311]

@TheBadTVShow lol oh here we go again you dont know the internet rules do you?

insulting appearance or grammar yeah thats idiot talk you seriously think because im not using comma's or full stops that defines my intelligence? I CANT BE FUCKED lol you insulted a great, intelligent and peaceful president trying to fix the world oh btw since when do my subscribers matter? im not a video maker jeez you truly are an idiot.

[MrHitThatLiks]

He had a dick around his neck! Lol

[HASHlRAMA]

"am i right alien host?"

wasnt the alien host talking thru him? fail much lol?

[brandeezy108]

does that tentacle look like something inappropriate to anybody?

[YesWeCantaloupe]

@brandeezy108 If your junk looks like that you've got problems.

[iLikethis28]

I almost not recognized josh ruben

Oh he is so sexy like that.

[TheMiguelProductions]

Whoaa that is embarrasing am i right alien host

[TheMiguelProductions]

guy who doesnt wanna agree to die says what

[swimteamizzle1114]

"I don't have any non-death options"

-guy working at Burger King

[akulahirpada1993]

yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, no ye...mmmhhh  lol..

[BLANDxARE]

lmao



[blartefax]

I don't like this..

You can't make fun with my favorite film! :P

[OctagonCookies]

@blartefax that was you're fav film?! O_O

wow mate i feel sorry for you :O

[blartefax]

@OctagonCookies Ahhh.. you don't have too.. Independence Day is the best film ever made.

American art at it's best..

[TheDunkindonuts1]

the 139 people who i disliked this video are aliens and they got really pissed off!!

[smartmoron62]

Josh looks really nice when he's not all scruffy with his beard. :P

[viking977]

the guy talking is the host

[Elleoheelle]

The tentacle porn made this video easy to masturbate to.

[reka10]

@Elleoheelle jap hentai ftw am i right?

[mesuhlikemusic]

Guy with a dick around his neck gets shot in the face.

[canadiancarl]

@TimmyTheNinja1000000 because the rest of the top rated comments comment about the top rated comments that are just quotes from the movies we just watched

[maxxx4668]

@TimmyTheNinja1000000 and how come whenever someone writes the comment you just wrote it always gets top commentO.o

[TimmyTheNinja1000000]

@maxxx4668 because I'm awesome



[ObliviuxProductions]

@TimmyTheNinja1000000

because they are funny.

[davidschmitt93]

@TimmyTheNinja1000000 well thing is, your statement is false bc your comment isnt a quote from the video.. lmao

[TimmyTheNinja1000000]

@davidschmitt93 Holy shit i never knew my comment was one of the top comments lol

[nargarothfreak666]

@TimmyTheNinja1000000

Because they think we are deaf

thats whay i think.

[ObliviuxProductions]

@TimmyTheNinja1000000

Because they are funny. Obviously

[theguyyouate6]

@TimmyTheNinja1000000 Quoters are fucking dumbasses with no creativity.

[lilrobot959]

Grandpa, you're going to die like, tomorrow.

[Pyrojojo7]

Well I don't have any NON death options....

[TheBigStupidHead]

This platform has not yet reached a consensus.

[GreenDay3213]

That tentacle looking like a dick is making it hard to watch this video......

[Spirituse]

@GreenDay3213 wow you just summed up your meaningless existence in one sentence

[GreenDay3213]

@Spirituse

Wat u like Japanese tentacle porn or something? Guys dont like watching dicks

calm your period

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

@GreenDay3213 making it hard

[GreenDay3213]

@TheReasonWhyGuy

xD

[luopio27]

The way they talk is so American. Happy Independence Day comrads.

[ObliviuxProductions]

"The guy who agrees to die says what" lol, he says it so fast you would have said "what?"

[rrdab1]

@topwomble seek help

[MrJimheeren]

That was f#cking funny

[Victor1344]

LOL

[sgh95]

lol at 2:20 the alien/man person jumps in shock

[NikiFolk]

oh god thats a penis?

[sgh95]

I sais yes

[Freeman8268]

Are we alone no !

[jimisvoodoochild]

they blew up 137 people's white houses with a laser beam

[MrLeeeb]

They could at least have had a cake option.

[carcharodonoodle]

@MrLeeeb upvote for eddie izzard reference. i'd thought of the same thing.

[explorer47422]

ok the rebound bullet was unexpected..

[urantiruslan]

funny

[kyleos]

i think the guy playing the host is in the mentalist??

[Hater100891]

This is great

[st0nedsn4ke]

how has this got so little views, its one of their best.

[lotrhalo]

Ahhh..ahhh. I have been laughing for like 5 minutes, that was amazing.

[hellavadeal]

Death or death , your choice. LOL

[dex123james]

i think it is not part of The movie it is different

[DJSoyBoy]

@dex123james NO DUH

[MazorKuziaki]

That's probably what it would've been like in real life had that happened. Though I think the negotiator would've been more to the side of "You're a friggin' horrible negotiator" rather than actually trying to continue negotiating. This was more funny than that though x)

[meshiura]

That bulletproof part really made me laugh XD

[TAPriceCTR]

he doesn't have to shoot me now, he can shoot me when he gets home.....

you're despicable

[PandaPalm777]

No

Yes

No

No

Ye-...fine!

Lmao

[MrJangofett66]

doesnt the scientists face or tester face or whatever it is kinda looks like shane dawson?

[SkadetKevin1994]

@MrJangofett66 Shane Dawson doesn't have facial hair o.o

[FS7able]

Christ, that was an amazing video... I think the highlight's gotta be the end "Is this glass bulletproof?" "Yes" (BANG) "I said yes". Awesome.

[MRsmellycat76]

I was in airforce one ones I..I eat dicks

[bigtruckseriesreview]

I didn't laugh till the guy got shot. Didn't see it coming!!!

[JGlovinit]

Why don't they just send in a brigade of Internet Trolls to defeat them? I think that would probably net a victory...

[citywill2]

@JGlovinit I see your pun there.

[SavageBunnyGirl]

I diiiiiiied of laughter.

[NirvanaIsMyLife96]

I could offer u less painful death a oppsed to more painful deaths xD

[indendunklenschatten]

What a bitchfight xD

[Hectorflix]

Is this glass bulletproof?

Yes - *die*

[Elmagnifico37]

ROFL!! I love the part-Is this glass bulletproof? Yes sir!

[Knuckleder]

Handled know what he's doing is not a doctor and his escort.

1:38 CC

[MegaSteven999]

man that is shit nothing in german -.-

[PrivateandtheGunny]

Billions of deaths... Actually

[traicachua96]

lol

''is this glass bullet proof?''

''yes sir''

*shoots*

FAILED xD

[Liefstarfire]

@traicachua96 he says "yes sure"

[TheMasterBucks]

@Liefstarfire hahaha! No he dosent you moron, he says yes sir because in the film his character says no sir, also he says YES SIR!!!! Obviously you have trouble understanding english lol :) also ask yourself what makes more sense? yeah exactly

[Roflguy69]

Oooh I was on air force one. I eat dicks.

[vapsyvox]

134 people would obey the aliens

[Freeman8268]

HAHA

[lolmasturdshawn]

is this glass bullet proof.

yes sir.

*BOOM*

i said yes.

oh that is embarrasing am i right youtube?