@s0ccer96 we're really not scared of the USA. besides, the best team will win at the end of the day. Plus, i think your country should call Soccer, football, seeing as we invented the game, but you know, your football is a bad imitation of Rugby, which is boring and they're padded up so much it's not even a mans game!
The world cup is just around the corner which can only mean one thing: Here comes the barrage from the English fans: "yeah, we're are win gonna the world cup!" ; "we're the favourites", "we're one of the top teams in the world", etc, etc...
The same shit every four years. And what ends up happening? The same shit every four years, ha ha...
Really, sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between arrogance/cockyness and self-deluded stupidity
@meinages hahaha lmfao! all of you are actually scared of the USA.. you all just don't want to admit! algeria? worried about algeria? haha please! Oh and by the way... your bloody team will loose against MEXICO and USA! :)
Lol, this is that team that play totally in defence because they don't know how to attack. Our half was being re-chalked whilst the game was being played.
Being a poacher is not the sign of a good player, it is the sign of being able to play for england. Crouch is shit....even when he does have headers sometimes (quite alot actually) he fouls by climbing or pushing....majority of the time he got away with it.....poaching has been going on since lineker, continued to shearer and now has fallen on crouch. Spain will beat england probably, but if they don't (lol) it's due to the size of there defenders (tallest 2 are both 6ft 3" pique and albiol)!!
i cant c y is crouch playing with england i meen he doesnt do anything at all he just stand waiting for the ball come to him i cant c anything spical no disrespect but its my point i dont know about u all
LMAO Spain beating England 5-0? I know your probably a jingoist of some sort but that's just ridiculous. If Spain and England play their will be 1 goal difference max.
No offense & just FYI, but the term & the stat of an "assist" came in2 football from (ice) hockey via the Euro pro hockey leagues. The assist was originally tracked & logged in the NHL by CANADIAN, NOT American stat officials. & b4 u call me a "Yank Wank", or whatever, I'm orig, from Gosforth. Whether u like the term "assist" or not is your choice, just don't blame Americans 4 something they had NOTHING 2 do w/, IMHO.
@specialfx34 Oh how you were wrong :)
CFEnviousClan 1 year ago 323
If the England team would spend less time with There clubs England would DESTROY
NiickTheGamer 1 year ago 64
i wish England played like did at da world cups......sob......we need da world cup 2 com 2 England
Kickbox72 1 year ago 23
so... what happened in the World Cup? lol
RampzProducer 1 year ago 59
Love the highest rated comments.. EPIC FAIL.
TomTom600yrds 1 year ago 182
Oh Andorra, gotta try harder next time... good luck!
CarmenMCS 1 year ago 21
HAHA england obviously has a world class keeper after this world cup hahah what a chode
snobrdinguy46 1 year ago 15
all of matches to qualify, bar 1, we played fantastically! amazing, team work! ... lol, then we actually got to south africa .......
Haydinho21 1 year ago 21
WHY COULDNT ENGLAND PLAYED LIKE THIS IN THE WORLD CUP WE WOULD SOOO WON IF THEY DID!
kseab078 1 year ago 14
GLEN WAS GOD! 4 ASSISTs!
rafaFTsack 1 year ago 21
i like to play as crouch on fifa soccer 10 for the xbox cuz he has long legs and can run fast
BrentWeex 1 year ago
portugal 7-0
sjeito 1 year ago
good jpb endland.....
MrHamizee 1 year ago
i donno why every four years england think they are gona win the world cup, its ridiculous.
JoeMasca 1 year ago
rooney is overrated!
Quy4life 1 year ago
2:10 Did the goalie spank the defenders arse?! :p
spikeyosdaboss 1 year ago
I don't think I watched the right world cup, 'cause i didn't see these guys there.
Olsen4343 1 year ago 4
Johnsons ball delivery for these goals is pristine.... but i miss david beckham so so much.
dingle109 1 year ago
ROOONNEEEYYYY <3 ilove himmm <3
xddxluvsu 1 year ago
USA are so shit? HAHAHA nice 1-1
ChrisBI111 1 year ago
lescott's forehead freaks me out
10000dc 1 year ago
England had to go against all these poor teams no wonder they went into the world cup thinking they're the shit
darkstar3x16 1 year ago
such a shame england got whooped by germany!!!! they couldent even beat usa lol
meatballs1986 1 year ago
What happened to England?
Wikkiter 1 year ago
goodbye england!
lostandwounded 1 year ago
And now you can fly home... 4:1 :D
GenosseRot 1 year ago
wow england is amazing :o
s2Enko 1 year ago
If only we played like that now when we are ACtually in the world cup
crazyrach1994 1 year ago
Your not worried about USA your group. Only one problem WE WON THE GROUP!! USA
DPhysicalMusicInc 1 year ago
i ebt teh Female squad will produce similar score against this Andorra country
HillLecter 1 year ago
Hahah yay you got a few goals against Andorra - keep smiling Rooney you're going home tomorrow
camfay77 1 year ago
England have played so badly this world cup >.>
PlanetLuvver09 1 year ago
i guess we didnt pawn the USA, they have stepped up thier game !
MultiWarfighter 1 year ago
The commentator needs to be more enthusiastic.
asdfasd705 1 year ago
cyrul1992 1 year ago
is defoe crouching when he hugs crouch at the end? LOL
xMatt16 1 year ago
england 1 USA 1
arsenalforlife94 1 year ago
fully agreed
EmersonFarrugia 1 year ago
haha. its easy to tell everybody is scared of USA. why arent you guys talking about slovenia or algeria?!
you guys are hiding the fact that ur scared of USA so u try to make it seem like ur not
s0ccer96 1 year ago
@s0ccer96 we're really not scared of the USA. besides, the best team will win at the end of the day. Plus, i think your country should call Soccer, football, seeing as we invented the game, but you know, your football is a bad imitation of Rugby, which is boring and they're padded up so much it's not even a mans game!
LetsPickle 1 year ago 41
must be hard for Andorra, one of the smallest counties in the world, surrounded by two of the best footballing nations in the world spain and france
94samboy 1 year ago 15
Poor Andorra...
capecodpirate7 2 years ago 63
The world cup is just around the corner which can only mean one thing: Here comes the barrage from the English fans: "yeah, we're are win gonna the world cup!" ; "we're the favourites", "we're one of the top teams in the world", etc, etc...
The same shit every four years. And what ends up happening? The same shit every four years, ha ha...
Really, sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between arrogance/cockyness and self-deluded stupidity
Carehuea 2 years ago
johnson is really good LOL?
junsung2007 2 years ago 24
england world cup final win here we come
Ilovehatersforlife89 2 years ago 25
i dont think so... not with the USA in your group!
fredman322 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA Even if usa beat us we will still go through, stupidest comment ever?
malus19891 2 years ago 15
@fredman322 we more worried about algeria than USA. well beat USA no sweat, it'll be like a warm up match for more important games.
meinages 2 years ago 19
@meinages hahaha lmfao! all of you are actually scared of the USA.. you all just don't want to admit! algeria? worried about algeria? haha please! Oh and by the way... your bloody team will loose against MEXICO and USA! :)
MarinRayado 1 year ago
@MarinRayado mexico? lol usa r wank FACT.
oakers88 1 year ago 8
haha, .... keep tellin urself that
Ryan12England 2 years ago
Whats the commentator on about? Its Wayne Rooneys fault if he cant contain his archiac temper
alexanderjohnstoncom 2 years ago
Lol, this is that team that play totally in defence because they don't know how to attack. Our half was being re-chalked whilst the game was being played.
WeNjIbOo 2 years ago
Lamps is da best
lampardloverfan1 2 years ago 3
the goalie sucks ass ! xd
Ocieks 2 years ago
lol, love the goalie at the end...
ihaterobbie123 2 years ago 5
lol Defoe had to get a step ladder to high-five Crouch.
JanineRobin 2 years ago 4
Crouch, what a nice name lol
sloppiexx 2 years ago 4
its pronounced like owch lol
penguinman619 2 years ago
the goalie should get fired
AltonTorres 2 years ago
there countries so small they probally dont have another goalkeeper
CrAcKsHoTZz 2 years ago
I think it's mainly the defence which is fail
rooney's second goal wasn't even challenged and they just dawdled as they scored
Skwart 2 years ago
Damn, Peter Crouch is tall!
Runaholism 2 years ago
Lol proves how shit england are @ football ! .. when do they ever get a half decent team to play for the qualifying matches !? fixed !
jonesyjoner 2 years ago
Cleary. that exsplains it all.
the world cup is fixed.
GENIUS.
stuartd159 2 years ago 4
were are u from?
uk accordin to ur channel and england are a lot, lot, lot better than anyone in the uk.
CrAcKsHoTZz 2 years ago
#9 from England is very tall.
cmancatholic 2 years ago
#9 is crouch
voidstriker1 2 years ago
#9 is Peter Crouch and he is 2m tall (6' 7")
justbeentowashington 2 years ago
if england keep playing lke this we might get further on
p.s crouch wheres the robot
Phil1796 2 years ago
lol crouch's goal might be the best of all time
apepdp13 2 years ago
Being a poacher is not the sign of a good player, it is the sign of being able to play for england. Crouch is shit....even when he does have headers sometimes (quite alot actually) he fouls by climbing or pushing....majority of the time he got away with it.....poaching has been going on since lineker, continued to shearer and now has fallen on crouch. Spain will beat england probably, but if they don't (lol) it's due to the size of there defenders (tallest 2 are both 6ft 3" pique and albiol)!!
rafahay1985 2 years ago
6-0 is a good score in chavball. LOL
statetheobv 2 years ago
does that make any sense?
BettyBettyBetty123 2 years ago
what a shockingly bad goalie..
MrMatthewduffy 2 years ago
bad commentary
acmilan80ronaldinho 2 years ago
Those last two goals were a bit scabby, ha ha. :-P
Played.
YellowStrapOn 2 years ago
i cant c y is crouch playing with england i meen he doesnt do anything at all he just stand waiting for the ball come to him i cant c anything spical no disrespect but its my point i dont know about u all
baderali1213 2 years ago
I think you mean "Crouch is a good player, he's always there in the goalmouth when needed"
statetheobv 2 years ago
he's scored 18 in 35 england matches! Rooney only has 7 more goals for england in 20 more games!
MattTheOak 2 years ago
wow andorra got owned
Vietsk8er901 2 years ago
ENGLAND FOREVER!!!
randyjim9 2 years ago 3
no..
Andrew3299 2 years ago
is it me or is it just Glen Johnsons' crosses seem to go in EVERY time??
callum0102 2 years ago 4
shut up
PacManPark 2 years ago
england rules
andorra sucks!!
sambevan1 2 years ago
yeah well it is Andorra, wait until they play their neigbours... Spain ... :):) if they do they're gonna get thei ass wipped 5-0
bundgnan 2 years ago
LMAO Spain beating England 5-0? I know your probably a jingoist of some sort but that's just ridiculous. If Spain and England play their will be 1 goal difference max.
pugsley141 2 years ago
No offense & just FYI, but the term & the stat of an "assist" came in2 football from (ice) hockey via the Euro pro hockey leagues. The assist was originally tracked & logged in the NHL by CANADIAN, NOT American stat officials. & b4 u call me a "Yank Wank", or whatever, I'm orig, from Gosforth. Whether u like the term "assist" or not is your choice, just don't blame Americans 4 something they had NOTHING 2 do w/, IMHO.
TheLegendfamily 2 years ago
no one really cares
CrAcKsHoTZz 2 years ago
haha! where's even andorrA!
laklikah8erz 2 years ago
lmfao.. incorrect grammar and no knowledge of the world map.
MetroStyleGods 2 years ago
god jhonson set up every goal
TheKrakenKiller 2 years ago
can you think of a better word????????????
ronmagenta95 2 years ago
brillant johnson n gerrard
irfaanfr1 2 years ago
is it me or just crouch just sort of run along and pick up everyone's scraps, managing to fumble into goals every now and then?!
rensw 2 years ago 8
every now and again have ya seen his record 4 england its unbelievable
LilBenjiH94 2 years ago
the spank was brilliant :D
ritzy2k8 2 years ago
Lol, it was slightly unnecessary :D
Utilizzarre 2 years ago
that was brilliant how did you record it it was well taken
rhyso2k9 2 years ago
went to watch this
4mushy4 2 years ago
went to watch this
4mushy4 2 years ago
johnsons assist jeez
LoganBridges 2 years ago
lets just add in the random spank at 2:10 for lulz shall we!?
luckynumber6 2 years ago 4
if thats what they do when they're losing wonder what they do when they're winning
goffy112 2 years ago
Lol, nice lil ass slap at the end there.
BrownieSyndrome 2 years ago 5
at the end the keeper slaps the defenders bum (GAY!!)
wazzak93 2 years ago
2:06 lol look how tall crouch is to Defoe
blehblahblee 2 years ago
27-0 m8 that quite ambious i think they won by quit enough what a douche
bombasticben123456 2 years ago 4
England should have won 27-0, not good enough!!
FreyBentosPie 2 years ago
that ain gonna happen
Sk8trdude1234 2 years ago
johnson has awesome crosses..their defenders are SHIT
NarutoKyubiii 2 years ago 4
Why is he a goalkeeper?
ReggieXD 2 years ago
They don't have much choice only 80,000 people live in Andorra.
pfft69r 2 years ago
Keepers Rubbish
RuneScapeKingSpald18 2 years ago
2:10 Ftw
Jackeh00 2 years ago
Johnson was immense in that game
calumsmith2 2 years ago
russia has a great team
all the way
thekid9866 2 years ago
BARMY ARMY, BARMY ARMY. ENGLAND!
MrSirDrinksalot 2 years ago 2
Johnson.Best right back in Europe
MrGH1980 2 years ago
Sergio Ramos. Best right back in the world.
MrSirDrinksalot 2 years ago
HAHAHA check out the cheeky slap at the end!
Blaketalica 2 years ago 2
hehehe
XRaDer360 2 years ago
i was there :)
f1forever76 2 years ago
i was there was not going to go cos the the strike action but risked it and it payed off amazing game
shamino1990 2 years ago
ENGLAND!
paulmaking1980 2 years ago
no they aint england have more chance than portugal to win the world cup lool
Put2TheTest 2 years ago
porgugal r better
kurdman12345678 2 years ago
portugal has one good player, the rest are complete shit
Edders6 2 years ago 2
I think Quaresma may disagree
MrSirDrinksalot 2 years ago
What about Ricardo Carvalho? Nuno Gomes? Thiago? Nani and of course everyones favourtie genital named keeper 'Quim'.
niallator1 2 years ago
andorras keeper was actually amazing! lettin in only 6 from about 476827 shots. its a shame it was his last game.
Josh1758 2 years ago 12
Wow... What a match by Johnson.
vanderToki 2 years ago 3
lol crouches goal
jackolous 2 years ago
2:08 wtf :P
Gebbie95 2 years ago
This has cheered me up and taken my mind off evil ,lying politicians and bankers.
hernhillrebel 2 years ago 6
In fairness for the size of its country Andorra put up a great fight with their defending.
Johnnysturgis 2 years ago
The first goal was shocking goalkeeping. I still think Spain will win, but I can see England winning aswell under Capello.
jackarugby 2 years ago
Probably the most unenthuisiastic commentary i have ever heard!
Well Done England!
CornyMUFC 2 years ago
Yeah dats rght, SPANK DAT ASS!
I loled at 2:08
iiPlayMusic4U 2 years ago
Glen johnston is the man of the match.
but in the last 2 world cupS , England has proven :
England+one player sent off(red card)= go back to England
1998 was Beckam
2006 was Rooney
2010 ===>>( ???)
If there is no( ???) in 2010 world cup, then they will return to England with the World Cup.
rakawy 2 years ago
You gotta keep the faith, we have a strong squad, we can totally do it
VoodooChileJ11 2 years ago
2002 world cup didnt happen then?
OfficerMudkip 2 years ago
i liek ur name
Maloney2k6 2 years ago
u a england hater or wot
ballfoot12 2 years ago
That would be from the last three world cups.
Experiment47 2 years ago
what about 2002
lucary789 2 years ago
at the end the guy slapped da uva guy's but lol
momo11211 2 years ago 2
glen johnston cross =young beckams crosses
Ranqez99sFTW 2 years ago
nice header, it would have been cool if i did a diving header
=]
SomeStupidGamer 2 years ago
I remember this game and what a day. Glad this one has commentary on it.
BarryAldridge 2 years ago
yh same
GoodbyeMrH 2 years ago
Hell yea!
ijustdiditforthelulz 2 years ago
NIce
MusiktrixINC 2 years ago
2nd ::)
eddyw9 2 years ago
i watched this
Gbamast 2 years ago
good for you
MaTtY12399 2 years ago
Ball Ball Ball
Footie Footie Footie
CardinalWoozy 2 years ago
First Comment ^^ !
VivaLaMearnzy 2 years ago