Hahah I'm Aussie from Melbourne :D all those people who want to visit Australia don't come now in summer because unless ur Australian u'll have alot alot of trouble handling the heat
1 fuck in the promos, we all heard it from an elderly tourist so it must be universally accepted :). What a sick cunt, I'll shout him a cone any day :D
"Australia is shit hot so get your dickhead arse the fuck down here" - It got my attention and would probably get the attention of the majority of Brits. I love that!
People sometimes object to the stereotype that Germans have no sense of humour but it so often seems true, like here, that you start to wonder if they really do have one.
I agree with Jonaspv, I am an american that has been to Australia TONS of times and have come to love everything about the country. I would not be shocked at all to see this on Aussie TB. There are only two things that Australia needs to get rid of 1) Vegemite 2) the blue haired girl who gave me clamydia in Cairns..........on second thought keep that chick. She was GREAT!!!!
Ok, first off you "lolz" like a girl.........secondly I wouldnt even have to kick your ass in person I am sure that I could just lay my penis on your forehead and watch your tongue beat your brains out trying to get to it. Have a great day!!!
@lovenotwarXo Actually it is, its in England(same as our beer), its in russia, and the chinese love us!, they have australia themed shops, and buy so much of our stuff.
ooo. My XDDDDD That Was FUCKIN Awesome I Would So Go To Australia If That Was Thier Tourism ADD AHaha. Maybe I Should Ask Our Prime Minister To Get An Add Like That...AHAH AWeSOME JOB! :)
Assinine feminist turds claim India is sexist against girl-children. They are so wrong. India -- like pretty much the rest of the world -- is sexist against children who are *not* girls.
Hint: See Slumdog Millionaire and you know what I'm taking about.
yeah- you got me there..........there's a difference, a scot will swear with a vengeance, a londoner- nah- no offence in it haha. i have a kiwi brother in law, i've heard him :) good clip this, i like it, i like the show. poss the only thing i watch on TV
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Oh what the fuck is this shit???? Thank god for New Zealand's lax censorship laws,remember the bugger ad now that is actually funny, this ad isn't. Its cute, but its not funny.
yeah- the 'bugger' ad IS funny , but this is showing how aussies swear every other word and ripping off the original AD.that's what chaser does!!!!!!!!! me- i like it muchly. it's fkn great. bugger- i swore.
Yeah but swearing with an Australian accent isn't very offensive! Swearing with a kiwi accent is like swearing with a scottish accent, its the difference between fuck and FUUUUCK
Starswitch is a cruel cold-heart who falsely accuses helpless little boys of molesting little girls. He then uses these false accusations as an excuse to rape, torture and kill those innocent defenseless boys.
Do a youtube search on "Girl kicks boy in the McNuggets"
I feel so sorry for the helpless little boy and want to punish the little girl. Sadly, there were many people -- similar to Starswitch -- commenting on how they support the girl and how the boy somehow deserved it.
AUSTRALIA IS STOCKPILING WHEAT WHILE PEOPLE STARVE IN AFRICA AND NORTH KOREA.
"Iraq has suspended business dealings with Australia's monopoly wheat exporter AWB..."
"An Australian government inquiry is currently investigating claims that AWB paid more than $200m to Saddam Hussein's regime, as part of the UN oil-for-food programme."
"A bumper harvest of around 24 million tonnes of wheat is currently stored in silos..."
CIA Factbook on Australia: "soil erosion from overgrazing, industrial development, urbanization, and poor farming practices; soil salinity rising due to the use of poor quality water; desertification; clearing for agricultural purposes threatens the natural habitat of many unique animal and plant species; the Great Barrier Reef off the northeast coast, the largest coral reef in the world, is threatened by increased shipping and its popularity as a tourist site"
"Mulesing is the surgical removal of strips of wool-bearing wrinkle skin from around the breach of a sheep... The Australian Veterinary Association strongly supports the 'development and implementation of alternatives that are less painful.'... In early November, 2004, representatives of the Australian wool industry met and voted to phase out the practice of mulesing in Australia by 31 December 2010."
Your talking out of your arse you ignorant half brained wanker, mulesing is to stop some disease and let me tell you, the sheep are much better off dead, so get your facts right you stupid cunt
"Australia is second only to China in the number of sheep grazed, some 123 million, producing wool worth $5 billion, but leaving the land devegetated (O'Neill 1997). Gordon Grigg, professor of zoology at the University of Queensland in Brisbane, estimates that 700,000 square miles of arid zone habitat, or over half of Australia, are so degraded from sheep grazing that they may become permanent desert (Grigg 2000)."
"Australia has the highest number of threatened amphibians and reptiles in the IUCN's Red List of Threatened Species...
"Australia has the second highest annual ranking of global threatened animal species, according to the World Conservation Union's (IUCN) Red List...
"A large number of animal species are moving into the threatened category FOR THE FIRST TIME, primarily as a result of LANDCLEARING, the impact of weeds and pests and the loss of wetland habitat."
"The uncontrolled, unmonitored slaughter of protected Adelaide and Yellow Rosellas and Musk and Rainbow Lorikeets by commercial fruit growers in South Australia was first allowed by the then South Australian Minister for Environment, Dorothy Kotz... We hear the sound of shotguns firing... shooting native birds... the corpses of several lorikeets lie in the grass... we see an injured bird with a damaged wing... Orchardists get six months licence to kill."
For another amusing Australian campaign, check out our series, "CHASING PARADISE". We were sent to Australia courtesy of Tourism Australia to shoot a "travelogue". 9 days. One camera. One tripod. No crew. The 5-episode web series is the result. Follow the adventures of Maurice & Jackson Perm- 2 inept brothers from the United States, sent down under to find a rare bird. But they discover so much more...
Hahah I'm Aussie from Melbourne :D all those people who want to visit Australia don't come now in summer because unless ur Australian u'll have alot alot of trouble handling the heat
glittery4life 3 weeks ago
I wanna visit Oz so bad!!
TwiFreak19 1 month ago
1 fuck in the promos, we all heard it from an elderly tourist so it must be universally accepted :). What a sick cunt, I'll shout him a cone any day :D
GT18OY 2 months ago
good love the chasers
jonnothegamer 3 months ago
"Australia is shit hot so get your dickhead arse the fuck down here" - It got my attention and would probably get the attention of the majority of Brits. I love that!
16MattC 6 months ago 5
we have a fucking beautiful landscape
Aeijis 8 months ago
It's fucknit-free? Sign me up!
scottandelli 9 months ago
That poor tourist! she didn't know it was a joke!
Jordon590 10 months ago
FUCKING AUSTRALIA :)
rachl99 10 months ago
"what about view this beautiful landscape or something like that" "ok view this beautiful landscape.... you asshole?" XD
XxXKeepSmilinXxX 11 months ago
I LOVE AUSTRALIA!!
rubensrosas 11 months ago
LOL this is f*cking legendary!
LittleMizzRandom 1 year ago 2
@AustraliansAreRacists your being racist there you know
aussiegirl1111 1 year ago
Australians arent racist it was the English who were racist back in 1788 so why are all the Australians now are to blame?? Anyway hilarious video
aussiegirl1111 1 year ago 2
true mate that german girl has to get the rod out of her ass. I suppose she doesn't know anything about having a good aussie laugh.
elzebelse 1 year ago
Mate the chaser are good.. :-)
MrSelector1 1 year ago
1:41 - Don't Swear ! o_O
KIDTRACKz 1 year ago
"maybe it's for hunor people or laughing people but nor for..."
"so, not for Germans!"
haha
capitalcontested 1 year ago 9
ahahaha
honcho321 1 year ago
the old fella at 0:45 is bloody funny
gmdgc 1 year ago
I wish this was shown on TV in the UK
MrAirbusDude 1 year ago
"We the British would love that!" LMAO
pinlighter 1 year ago 5
That is brilliant. Oh we can only wish can't we?
"Australia; It's Free of Fuckwits" unfortunately that isn't true.
Bloody hell is a normal everyday phrase as well as dickhead- but the ad does suck.
Funny.
bongoobong 1 year ago 5
Haha the two German girls have a funny accent
o4eleven90 1 year ago
haha, that old guy was awesome XD
hepalopala 1 year ago 5
i think thats funny and cool..but thise one much better..where in the fuck in hell are yall??
doncorleoneug100 1 year ago
its so true....god i love australia
fizwidgetbuddy 1 year ago 2
Lol love British people. They get our humor and we get theirs.
milkyab 1 year ago 11
"Don't be a prick, visit Australia" is actually awesome imo!
Ghreldon 1 year ago 8
Haha civilised Scandinavian.
Judas666Schrader 1 year ago
god i love our country
alexlammie11 1 year ago 2
Stop fucking around, come put a shrimp on the barbie and don't cut me rug.
ratman2232 1 year ago
@ratman2232 Haha you fail!
HubbaBubba776 1 year ago
lmaoooooooooooo
jsadek11 1 year ago
best slogan eva - View this beautiful landscape or something like this.....
AWESOMES!!!!!!!
samajula 1 year ago 4
I say keep the message simple.
- "Come round, ya bloody arse!" that should speak to everyone!
gribae 1 year ago
ha now i understand what the aussi's mean with the crazy german accent... lol
Wedelwitzer 1 year ago
"don't be a prick, come visit australia" haha hell yeah! =p
Totaly14 1 year ago 4
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rOFL; the german girls :-D 1:53-2:08
fuckin ugly accent
GeneralDMS 2 years ago
hahah the old pommy lettin have 1 fuck in the ad...hahahahhahahaha gold
sucksqueezebangblow 2 years ago 5
fuck that chaser guy is fucking funny.
fuck australias fucking great - best line made me crack up so hard
mullerscoaster 2 years ago 2
hahahah!!!
australias free of fuckwits !!!
thats our new slogan fuck yeah
aussieebabe 2 years ago 2
Ah man how hot are European tourists..
davenavarroforpm 2 years ago 2
@davenavarroforpm I went grape picking with em, they wear tight little tops and little shorts, ahh, swedish girls.
Aheadstix85 2 years ago
Fuck it - I'm going on fucking walkabout :)
--[ you have one life - live it ]--
TheAussieRod 2 years ago
you don't have only one life - you forgot about reincarnation!
zensorship 2 years ago
Are you sure?
TheAussieRod 2 years ago
how could I be sure? I just believe it, but I admit I don't have proof.
zensorship 2 years ago
@zensorship Only if your hindu.
Aheadstix85 2 years ago
yes I know. I am not a Hindu myself, but I think their philosophy makes good sense.
zensorship 2 years ago
yeh because me coming back as an elephant makes good sense
RALMAR9 1 year ago
yeah aussies are alot like that
avgn1000 2 years ago
you just know the blonde girl at 0:59 is German. "Maybe it's for humour, or laughing people.."
gloomyoutlook 2 years ago
People sometimes object to the stereotype that Germans have no sense of humour but it so often seems true, like here, that you start to wonder if they really do have one.
teutonicpenguin 2 years ago
I'm German and I thought the very same thing! pretty girl but she is so fucking square.
prilstrudel 2 years ago
hahaha these were the days.
sadly the chaser has gone to shit now
krazybot 2 years ago 2
I agree with Jonaspv, I am an american that has been to Australia TONS of times and have come to love everything about the country. I would not be shocked at all to see this on Aussie TB. There are only two things that Australia needs to get rid of 1) Vegemite 2) the blue haired girl who gave me clamydia in Cairns..........on second thought keep that chick. She was GREAT!!!!
SkeeterGonzalez 2 years ago 5
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hey dipshit that was your mother lolz and ps get fukked vegimite is tops if u dont like it you can fukk off lolz
5UCCUBU55 2 years ago
Ok, first off you "lolz" like a girl.........secondly I wouldnt even have to kick your ass in person I am sure that I could just lay my penis on your forehead and watch your tongue beat your brains out trying to get to it. Have a great day!!!
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Thats what happened to your momma lolz
5UCCUBU55 2 years ago
your an idiot
eatf00 2 years ago 2
Sorry, but Vegemite isn't going anywhere.
lovenotwarXo 2 years ago
@lovenotwarXo Actually it is, its in England(same as our beer), its in russia, and the chinese love us!, they have australia themed shops, and buy so much of our stuff.
Aheadstix85 2 years ago
@Aheadstix85
Haha, sorry I meant Vegemite isn't leaving Australia. Lol, I really want to see an Australia themed shop...
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2moons11 1 year ago
Australias shit hot so get your dickhead ass the fuck down here motherfucker
ChrisBromley 2 years ago 3
hahahaha, god this is a great country we live in
MizzGu1lty 2 years ago
the best one of all was: fuck Australia's fucking great so why the fuck aren't you here mother fucker...
made my day :)
allenangels 2 years ago 4
LOL
I love being an Aussie :)
Daniellesmummy 2 years ago 5
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What a FUCKEN BASTARD YOU ARE. YOU SHIT HEAD. YOU DICK HEAD. FUCKEN MONGREL. I ONLY USE THESE WORDS ONLY PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
chelikay 2 years ago
I wouldn't be surprised if Aussies made real ads like that someday... Again, that is what I love about Australia.
jonaspv 2 years ago 5
Finally someone outside Australia "GETS" us.....
Amunication 2 years ago 37
Three fucks? Two Fucks? One Fuck? Ha! That's what SHE said!
C3P0meetsData 2 years ago 34
Palm beach water taxi trips
Home and away /summer bay appreciation tours
dave35a 2 years ago
lmfao, can't stop laughing!
StruggleLand 2 years ago 3
The girl at 2:06 was German, and they take swearing quite seriously...
psychokitty93 2 years ago
Im glad to see the scotsman is fine with cursing, fuck yes motherfucking dickhead
TWsfgg 2 years ago 5
ooo. My XDDDDD That Was FUCKIN Awesome I Would So Go To Australia If That Was Thier Tourism ADD AHaha. Maybe I Should Ask Our Prime Minister To Get An Add Like That...AHAH AWeSOME JOB! :)
Shawntaya100 2 years ago 5
view this beautiful landscape.......you asshole! rofl
deadlyzbryce 2 years ago 5
fuckin beautiful
Danito199 2 years ago 2
What about "Dear Sir" fuck australias fucking great!! roflmao
deadlyzbryce 2 years ago 7
hehe! ok, is it just me or do you want to go to Australia now? :P
pigeonsgalore87 2 years ago 6
hahaha
wyunaboy 2 years ago
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Bad country
hagiwarayu 2 years ago
just cos we can laugh at ourselves and swear to buggery.
MadiiManiac 2 years ago 2
fuck u.
LickMyLovePumpp 2 years ago
go fuck a cat
Danito199 2 years ago
lmaoooooooo good vid!!
aussieguitarprincess 2 years ago
ahahha, good laughs.
The old man was the best :)
M0SHandR0LL 2 years ago
how about Were The Fuck are you get your fucking ass down here so your mummy australia can give you a smack uo the preverbial hole You fuckkwits
mrcrazyman95 2 years ago
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fuck Australia its a fascist shit hole!!! a real assholes paradise
WARNING DONT VISIT
alek100 2 years ago
wat is your problem alek?
deadlyzbryce 2 years ago
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fuck Australia its a fascist shit hole!!! a real assholes paradise
WARNING DONT VISIT
alek100 2 years ago
Pardon me?
Did anyone here listen at 0:56? "Used for humour"
SpiketheHedgehog0 2 years ago
"COURSE" language?
COARSE language!!!
yt2vinay 3 years ago 5
view this fuckin beautiful lanndscape lol
hardnthefukupstraya 3 years ago
bloody germans lol
7warlord7 3 years ago 6
Hay, germans are the best haha.
THfansAustralia 2 years ago
tht is fukn hillarious good old aussie language
afwend4u 3 years ago
No fucks??! hahaha. i like the old dude at 1.27, he was funny! went along with it xD
Minority93amy 3 years ago
ahaahh whatt legendss
jamesMATE1234 3 years ago
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Assinine feminist turds claim India is sexist against girl-children. They are so wrong. India -- like pretty much the rest of the world -- is sexist against children who are *not* girls.
Hint: See Slumdog Millionaire and you know what I'm taking about.
Anyways, see my profile.
SlumDogMovieSucksAss 3 years ago
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fuck Australia its a fascist shit hole!!! a real assholes paradise
WARNING DONT VISIT
alek100 3 years ago
ahahaha funny no one agrees with u - u fucking asshole
jamesMATE1234 3 years ago
gayek100 suks giant arab dik
ozzyguy67 2 years ago
hahah oh when a couple of the tourists couldn't get the humour, it made cringe
shabbychique 3 years ago
This is gold.. So funny .
2MarDunJac2 3 years ago
00.42 seconds ye im british and thats the sort of shit we say dickhead hahah thats so funny that the american man knows we would like that.
rhys21kipling 3 years ago
yeah- you got me there..........there's a difference, a scot will swear with a vengeance, a londoner- nah- no offence in it haha. i have a kiwi brother in law, i've heard him :) good clip this, i like it, i like the show. poss the only thing i watch on TV
someluvblues 3 years ago
Australia is a fckin awesome country and i rly fckin wanna get there!
The old man was the coolest: "Well, i dunno... THAT'S OZZIE!" lmao!!
Verdisyofi 3 years ago
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Oh what the fuck is this shit???? Thank god for New Zealand's lax censorship laws,remember the bugger ad now that is actually funny, this ad isn't. Its cute, but its not funny.
starswitch 3 years ago
yeah- the 'bugger' ad IS funny , but this is showing how aussies swear every other word and ripping off the original AD.that's what chaser does!!!!!!!!! me- i like it muchly. it's fkn great. bugger- i swore.
someluvblues 3 years ago
Yeah but swearing with an Australian accent isn't very offensive! Swearing with a kiwi accent is like swearing with a scottish accent, its the difference between fuck and FUUUUCK
starswitch 3 years ago 2
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Starswitch is a cruel cold-heart who falsely accuses helpless little boys of molesting little girls. He then uses these false accusations as an excuse to rape, torture and kill those innocent defenseless boys.
Do a youtube search on "Girl kicks boy in the McNuggets"
I feel so sorry for the helpless little boy and want to punish the little girl. Sadly, there were many people -- similar to Starswitch -- commenting on how they support the girl and how the boy somehow deserved it.
upsetpisslam 3 years ago
ve germans do not find vis funny.... haha dumb chick
gnarkillkicksass 3 years ago
Good heavens LOL
songsoz 3 years ago 2
this german girl has no sense of humor! the rest of us has indeed ;)
Gentyle 3 years ago 2
I want to thank all my fans for your support!
shintaroDaKiIIa 3 years ago
*shintaro that is
jamoe238 3 years ago
lmaooooooooooooooooooo
lindamichelle1 3 years ago
im a KIWI in love with AUSTRALIA.
xxxAmber18 3 years ago 2
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Japan is not stockpiling whale meat.
AUSTRALIA IS STOCKPILING WHEAT WHILE PEOPLE STARVE IN AFRICA AND NORTH KOREA.
"Iraq has suspended business dealings with Australia's monopoly wheat exporter AWB..."
"An Australian government inquiry is currently investigating claims that AWB paid more than $200m to Saddam Hussein's regime, as part of the UN oil-for-food programme."
"A bumper harvest of around 24 million tonnes of wheat is currently stored in silos..."
GREED. HYPOCRISY. AUSTRALIA.
shintaroDaKiIIa 3 years ago
how bout you have a big glass of shut the fuck up
jamoe238 3 years ago 4
tl;dr /thread
d4g0thur 3 years ago
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AUSTRALIA'S ECO-NIGHTMARE
CIA Factbook on Australia: "soil erosion from overgrazing, industrial development, urbanization, and poor farming practices; soil salinity rising due to the use of poor quality water; desertification; clearing for agricultural purposes threatens the natural habitat of many unique animal and plant species; the Great Barrier Reef off the northeast coast, the largest coral reef in the world, is threatened by increased shipping and its popularity as a tourist site"
shintaroDaKiIIa 3 years ago
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AUSTRALIA TORTURES SHEEP
"Mulesing is the surgical removal of strips of wool-bearing wrinkle skin from around the breach of a sheep... The Australian Veterinary Association strongly supports the 'development and implementation of alternatives that are less painful.'... In early November, 2004, representatives of the Australian wool industry met and voted to phase out the practice of mulesing in Australia by 31 December 2010."
shintaroDaKiIIa 3 years ago
Your talking out of your arse you ignorant half brained wanker, mulesing is to stop some disease and let me tell you, the sheep are much better off dead, so get your facts right you stupid cunt
qwerty158 3 years ago
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AUSTRALIA = HABITAT DESTRUCTION
"Australia is second only to China in the number of sheep grazed, some 123 million, producing wool worth $5 billion, but leaving the land devegetated (O'Neill 1997). Gordon Grigg, professor of zoology at the University of Queensland in Brisbane, estimates that 700,000 square miles of arid zone habitat, or over half of Australia, are so degraded from sheep grazing that they may become permanent desert (Grigg 2000)."
shintaroDaKiIIa 3 years ago
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AUSTRALIA'S ENDANGERED SPECIES
"Australia has the highest number of threatened amphibians and reptiles in the IUCN's Red List of Threatened Species...
"Australia has the second highest annual ranking of global threatened animal species, according to the World Conservation Union's (IUCN) Red List...
"A large number of animal species are moving into the threatened category FOR THE FIRST TIME, primarily as a result of LANDCLEARING, the impact of weeds and pests and the loss of wetland habitat."
shintaroDaKiIIa 3 years ago
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BRAINY PARROTS DIE SLOW AGONIZING DEATHS
"The uncontrolled, unmonitored slaughter of protected Adelaide and Yellow Rosellas and Musk and Rainbow Lorikeets by commercial fruit growers in South Australia was first allowed by the then South Australian Minister for Environment, Dorothy Kotz... We hear the sound of shotguns firing... shooting native birds... the corpses of several lorikeets lie in the grass... we see an injured bird with a damaged wing... Orchardists get six months licence to kill."
shintaroDaKiIIa 3 years ago
LMAO U aussies no how to make us laugth.
xxxxKIWIxxx 3 years ago 2
......... oh man I'm slappin' my sides laughin'
shortattentionspan1 4 years ago
lol stupid germans
alexisonfire01 4 years ago
I love the Chaser, absolute classics. This is more gold from the team....
mrbugryn 4 years ago 2
How about "visit Australia you fucking poms, gooks niggers before I fucking kick your arse?"
gobanito 4 years ago
We'd get so many tourists that way. I'm not joking.
Naglfar52 4 years ago 3
Australia's shit hot so get your dick head arse down here.lolz
helgelen 4 years ago 2
no F*cks lol
clubpenguin777 4 years ago
Germans just don't have a sense of humor
Juuleeah 4 years ago
For another amusing Australian campaign, check out our series, "CHASING PARADISE". We were sent to Australia courtesy of Tourism Australia to shoot a "travelogue". 9 days. One camera. One tripod. No crew. The 5-episode web series is the result. Follow the adventures of Maurice & Jackson Perm- 2 inept brothers from the United States, sent down under to find a rare bird. But they discover so much more...
greenwiens 4 years ago
dear sir
fuck australia is fucking great so why the fuck arnt you down here you mother fucker. lol
bec50859 4 years ago
that was some funny ass shit LOL
DEF90JAM 4 years ago
lol nice work!!
happiallie 4 years ago
too many fucks, lol
clubpenguin777 4 years ago 2
It contains "course" language? What the fuck??! Where are we, Japan and speaking Engrish?
Anyway, funny vid..
erino89 4 years ago
Actually, we speak "English", not "Engrish"
JingleBelsRox 4 years ago
"Engrish" is what some people call the weird variations that English can take in Japan. Sorry you were misinformed
erino89 4 years ago
*uninformed
erino89 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA
breakingthehabit2008 4 years ago 3
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NO SUPRISE THERE'S A SHORTAGE OF FUNNY OZZIE
COMEDIANS - THIS IS trite
guyguapo 4 years ago
Says you. Tosser.
doctorgriffith 4 years ago
Nice, there's about the same one for Paris if u guys just type in Francelator you'll find it
Francelator 4 years ago 2
haha that was good!!
Belinda2490 4 years ago 2
Hahaha thats great I almost cried =D
dwharf 4 years ago 2
LOL
amaz22 4 years ago 2
LMFAO! nice!
AussieTemplar 5 years ago