@sigmata0, I dont know but the devil was one of Gods angels and he got kicked out of heaven because he was basically trying to be God! I want to say God made him. eventually everything/one has to be made so im geussing yes God did make him(what i think) :)
I love this lol Nicely done. He did say though, the exact reason why he wasn't upset about the death of his sons.... I wonder what it was ;) ? Something about the laws of life and death.... hmm... oh well ^____^ nicely done.
Yahweh was a god of war. The Israelites worshiped him more fervently in times of war (which was often). When they weren't at war, they worshiped Ba'al more. They had one God for crises and another god for everyday life, among other gods. Yahweh was just another god in a polytheistic culture. Somewhere along the way, monotheism trumped polytheism, and Yahweh became "the one true god"... It doesn't change the fact that these are all imaginary beings, like Odin, Thor, Unicorns, Zeus, Poseidon, etc
@sarahnikki27 The story of Job is hilarious, but listening to what christians think the story is about is even funnier.
By allowing Satan to harm a person, god is effectively *doing it* to them since he created both Satan and man and is all-good and all-powerful.
What about Job's wife and kids, their lives cut short for no good reason? The book's author certainly doesn't seem to think they matter (because they are Job's property). He gets better property to make up for it. Utterly Immoral.
Which is more likely ? 1: That we have actual words of a God in ch38-42 or 2: that the author was guessing at what a God might say & do ? There is an interesting debate between orthodox and sceptical Bible scholars. Try reading about the history of protestantism & higher criticism of the Bible. Try top scholars Robert M Price, John W Loftus, Dan Barker, Valerie Tarico, Victor J. Stenger, Bart Ehrman, Richard Carrier, Ken Humphreys, Earl Doherty, Joseph Wheless, Robert Ingersoll, Dennis Mckinsey
Poor indoctrinated one. You really believe that free will shit huh? Check out NonStampCollector's Free Will: God's Gift Parts 1 2 & 3. Then you can question religion without bias.
The amazing thing about this story is that it starkly reveals, from the horse's own mouth, that we are playthings. The "god" depicted in the book of Job is an insolent and spoiled child "i do this because i can." ...and Job or anyone is supposed to hear this and *love* this god? Or does Job and all of this god's followers simply fear this being, and pretend to love it? One only has to observe the way christians and jews selectively "love" the rest of humanity to see that their love is not real.
God allows US the choice between hell or salvation. If my family member is going to hell it is due to choices they have made. If God needs me to prove a point or teach a lesson to others, then so be it. I am His. ♥ PS Job's family was not spared... he was blessed with more children.
@femmyreyn Why would God need you to help him prove a point? Can't he do it himself? Isn't God all-powerful? Do you ever scrutinize the things you believe?
@cancerousmojo Every story in the bible reflects choices people made - right or wrong - and the effect it had on them and those around them. Examples used by God. Job went through tons of yuck! But he never cursed God for it. Everytime I hit a difficult spot in my life I remember that and know that it will pass. I am not gifted in wording things so that everyone will understand and some people are gifting in twisting wording so that more will be confused. I only hope my belief is clear.
@cancerousmojo How I react to struggles in my life will be seen by others. God totally has the power to change someone but he wants them to choose it. So he gives them examples. He doesn't need me... He wants me. I am not gifted at wording things to please everyone's ears. I only try to speak my heart and hope the person listening has one. :)
@femmyreyn You sure seem to know about God's mentality... Do you get your information from the Bible? If so, what do you think 2 Thess. 2:11-12, Romans 11:8-10, Deut. 22:23-29, Exodus 32:27, Psalm 137:9, and 2 Kings 2:24 (among countless others) have to tell us about God's character? How many times in the Bible does God command people to be put to death? You really ought to think critically when you read the Bible, and ask yourself if perhaps you've been misled.
I love this fun way to tell a bible story. I always look to Job's story when I am having trouble in my life. I know that God's faith in us is much more than we would have in Him. If he gives me something to deal with I am strong enough to go through it and will be stronger when it is over. I am having a health crisis now and through prayer and faith I will be strong enough and when I am not He will carry me through. Just got a call from the oncologist :) I am learning patience too!
@femmyreyn Yes, a fun way to tell a bible story. Just remember though! God can make you a plaything for Satan any time he wants to, for as little a reason as a minor bet. Maybe he'll let Satan take your family member's souls to Hell and let you know it so he can test your faith. What I learned from this story is that if you curse God's name and damn your own soul, then your family will most likely be spared. So which would you do? Let only yourself go to Hell, or your entire family instead?
I understand the moral of the story,but that is still fucked up, why would god need to prove anything to satan or test someone he knows is gonna pass?
So we can know we would pass it? well there should be no need if he keeps the protection up
and the book of job never says WHY God did it, as you say God answers Job, your writing the description that your stating the book is true and God is real, then get the story right okay? smile
how do you know Job saw his kids in heaven? the bible says nowhere about seeing your loved ones in heaven. just the opposite, when Jesus was told his family was outside to see him, he said "who is my family"? those that do the will of God are my family. the story ends and moves on, does not say then that Jesus went outside and went HEY Family how ya doing? nope. someone want to prove me wrong with a scripture(s)???
What do you think's one of the reasons Job retained his faith If Job didn't believe his children would be safe and he'd see him again in the next life, why would he still love God? If I didn't believe God will make everything all right in the end, I'd have no reason to love him, I'd still believe he's real, but that he's not the perfect being he's made out to be and then he could do whatever he wants to me in this life or the next because the permanent damage will already have been done to me
@mphlohi you going on your feelings and not what the word of God says, as long as you live your life this way, you are doomed to fail every day, sorry but the truth hurts sometimes and if you do not ever hear it like this then life will be worse for you over all, this is the whole bible i am talking about........on Job, read in the start of job that job offered sacrifices to God for his kids in case they sinned against God......also, WHERE does it say in Job that Job says about his dead kids? no
@hemet92544 The TRUTH.....so you know, is that God wants what's best for his creation, not believing that and not desiring the same is what makes one doomed to fail and their life miserable. You're taking his word for granted, you're not reading between the lines, you're looking at this either too literally or too figuratively.
@mphlohi ahhh, if I read you "between the lines right" your saying you do not believe the Bible is 100% God's word, that some of it man made up, that some of it has errors, there is only ONE way to answer me, yes or no, do NOT go off on some diatribe talk, yes or no, YES OR NO. simple as that. any other answer, meaning if you try and evade my simple question of yes or no, will mean for you the answer is NO you do not believe what i asked, but are attempting to deflect the TRUTH
@hemet92544 And I'm going by what God has told me, and I don't mean just through published, written material which has undergone centuries of revision and interpretaion.
Pretty good. Cute and accurate for the most part. Felt the last couple of seconds were really compressed. For Jobs questions of "Why am I suffering? What have I done to deserve this?", God doesn't give him an answer. More than that, the Lord gets straight to the point and shows Job his majesty, glory and vast greatness. There's just some things we're not going to understand. The point is: perseverance through the storm and holding on tighter to God and His word rather than falling away.
@Livin411 It's hard but well worth it. And those three supposed friends turned accusers gave the reasons why we should be "quick to listen, slow to speak, and slow to become angry" (James 1:19); why we shouldn't base general things on the particular (the general aspect of sinners are punished to the particular case of innocent Job), because not all suffering is caused by sin; and why we shouldn't think we know everything, because what can be taught to someone who thinks he/she knows everything?
@MrJesusfreak85 - Spell check, it is a wonderous thing. The bible is fiction and full of clear contradictions. It is an edited and revised 2,000 year old book. Why do you never call God, by Yawah - God of the Herbrews? I'm just curious.
@ksniveegirl Okay i,m good spelling okay but YOU have some Nevre to say that the Bilbe is a Fake what do you Know and your worng about the Bible and everything your saying is a lie so there.
@MrJesusfreak85 - No, really. Use "spell checker" and rememeber to captialize at the beginning of a sentence. So there? Are you in middle school, or what? No matter. Either way, the bible is fake. The Bible came from the Middle East. Are you Middle Eastern? If so, you believe in the Koran. Not the Bible. The Bible was in the hands of the Catholic church for hundreds of years... .And you never suspected that it would never have been editied by Europeans for thier own benefits? Naive, much???
@MrJesusfreak85 - Then are you texting the answers back? You still need some work on punctuation marks. Are you in school at all? If not, there are some helpful on-line tips about how to improve your punctuation. Also, please provide me some information and evidence that the bible is not fake. That's all I ask.
@MrJesusfreak85 - Also, remember that you cannot use a run-on sentence. Use some commas, some periods, some apostrophes, and some punctuation... It will make reading easier for your audience and get your point across at the same time. "Okay i.m good spelling okay but" should read, "I'm good at spelling, okay? But...". I really can't take you seriously when you spell/ have punctuation like a 5th grader. Just some positive criticism for a young debater. Also, what do you about dinosaurs?
@ksniveegirl show me a contradiction in the bible, and i'll show you how it's not a contradiction. it's not "edited and Revised" it's translated, and often times misstranslated. the king james version of the scripture is so ridiculously close, that there is no arguement or point to be made with it's authenticity or reliabillity, and to your comment on the name of the lord YHWH. alot of people don't know about it. jesus is his name in our toungue but in hebrew it's yeshua, makes no difference.
@Terrybob123 - Cute, but you need to re-study capitalization too. Wonderful! You have homework.... Look up these bible verses and tell me how they do not contradict each other. War or a peace loving god? EXO 15:3 vs. ROM 15:33. Which first--beasts or man? GEN 1:25 vs. GEN 2:18. Human vs. ghostly impregnation? ACT 2:30 vs. MAT 1:18. The sins of the father: forgive or not to? ISA 14:21 vs. DEU 24:16. Moses' personality: was it meek or wroth? NUM 12:3 vs. NUM 31:14, 17, 18.
@ksniveegirl referring to exodus 15:3 to romans 15:33, god is both of war and peace. when it calls him a man of war, it's speaking about how he destyroyed the pharoah when his chariots were coming after the isrealites in the parting of the sea. god protects the just, and takes down the wicked.isreal was given peace, by the destruction of the pharaoh's army. referring to gen 1;25 and 2:18. you don't make sense gen 1:25 saysAnd God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle
@ksniveegirl after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that [it was] good." and gen 2:25 says "And the LORD God said, [It is] not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him." which has nothing to do with the times of which man or beast were created. now if your tryng to compare Gen 1 to Gen 2. the second chapter is a more detailed retelling of what happened in chapter 1.
@ksniveegirl ACt 2:30 to Mat 1:18. was he thr fruit of david's flesh, or concieved in spirit? both. in luke the author records the genealogy of Mary, who is descendant from David, Joseph is also descendant from David. but Mary is the physical mother and.also by law Joseph is Jesus' father in earth, ISa 14:21 is about a civilization of people, a nation.they are accountable for their father''s actions, because their people killed the children of god then their nation will be destroyed.
@Terrybob123 - The virgin birth implies that the actual father was the Holy Spirit, and numerous places in the Hebrew Scriptures state that the coming messiah was to be of the House of David.
Thus: If Yeshua is the messiah, then he could not have been born of a virgin; he would have had to have a father who was of the House of David, and if Jesus was born of a virgin, then he could not have been the messiah, because the Holy Spirit -- was not a human descendent of the House of David,
@ksniveegirl Deu 24:16 is talking personally, to an individual. you won't be held accountable for your father's sin. it's different when talking about a group or nation of people because the actions of the people directly affect the future generations. common sense, look at persia iran. see how their ancestor's actions have destroyed their nations and cause their children to suffer for what they've done.if my father kills, i won't be a murderer, but my family will fall apart, he'll be in prison
@ksniveegirl therefore i will be suffering for what he's done, it will affect me, but i would not be counted as a murderer. and to NUM 12:3. VS NUM 31 !4-18. Moses is called the most meek man on the earth, but it never once says that he doesn't get mad, or upset or harsh.can't the nicest most gentle man on earth, still get angry? especially at injustice and evil and unfairness. it states that Moses was wroth with the captains and officers not that he was a Wroth man. so there is no contradiction
@Terrybob123 J: a writer who used Yahweh/Jehovah as the divine name. P: a writer who added material of major interest to the priesthood. R: a redactor who welded the contributions of J, E and P together into the present Pentateuch. .The Genesis authors seem have picked up part of their story from Hindu legends of the creation and early history of humanity. Stories of Hindu heros Adimo, Heva, Sherma, Hama and Jiapheta apparently were replicated into legends about Adam, Eve, Shem Ham, and Japeth.
@ksniveegirl now, i've done my homework.is there anything else you want to argue over? Because this isn't my own understanding thats bringing me to the rightful conclusions, but the promise of god..Luke 21:14-15 Settle [it] therefore in your hearts, not to meditate before what ye shall answer:For I will give you a mouth and wisdom, which all your adversaries shall not be able to gainsay nor resist." we can talk all day, but god will lead me. and to every scripture, i'll have an answer.
@Terrybob123 - Genesis 1:25-27 (Humans were created after the other animals.) Genesis 2:18-19 (Humans were created before the other animals.) Genesis 1:27 (The first man and woman were created simultaneously.) Genesis 2:18-22 (The man was created first, then the animals, then the woman from the man's rib.) You are telling me that this is the same story? Sounds like two different authors. The original authors, according to the Documentary Hypothesis are J, P, and R.
@ksniveegirl i am confident in the lord, and my brother, there is no need to be far from him. now i'm just as guilty as you or any other man, if not more so, but the Saviour Jesus the christ will redeem us all, if we only seek after him. all you have to do, is entertain the idea of the bible being correct, pray to the god of Abraham, and ask him to show you the truth, that you might know the difference. if nothing changes fine.if you hear the gospel and deny it, fine, but my god will speak.
@Terrybob123 Very good! (Helpful hint: Re-study capitalization, please.) I love someone who does homework. However, that just brings more questions. You are telling me that the God of peace also creates genocide? He murders those who do not see his way? An jealous and omnipotence God can also forgive? Or does a peace-loving God create blood shed and genocide? Which is it? Can it be both? If it is, can I get on it's good side like Cain and kill my bro, and live without punishment?
@Terrybob123 - Also, Jesus was not the only virgin birth. Don't believe me? Look up: Roman/Greek: Demeter, Persephone, Rhea, Zeus, and Apollo. In Egypt, virgin mother Isis begat Horus. A Chinese nymph river bathing is touched by a lotus plant and the divine Fohi is born. In Siam, a wandering sunbeam caresses a girl in her teens and Codom, is born. In the life of Buddha, Quirrnus a Roman savior, Indra in Tibet, Krishna was born of the virgin Devaki.. How is your Christ unlike any other?
@ksniveegirl I'm an atheist, so obviously I think the Bible's wrong. However, some of what you just said is all wrong, for example: there's no evidence that Horus was a virgin birth. If you got your facts from Zeitgeist, i'd do a little research first...
@kirbyrulesss - How would I get my facts from a Zeitgeist? By Horus's birth, are you talkin about "The late form of the legend goes on to say that Isis fanned the body with her feathers, and produced air, and that at length she caused the inert members of Osiris to move, and drew from him his essence, wherefrom she produced her child Horus." Is that what you are trying to say? The man wasn't living when she "drew his essence"? Or did she *ahrm* take it for a later time? Which was it?
Yahweh is one evil twat, killing kids to win a bet, yep is is one sick mofo. Moral of the story keep your head down or the sick son of a bitch will kill your kids for fun.
to be quiet honest of r.e was taught like this we would ejoy ity a lot more we watched it today and the whole class was interested and it made us laugh and we could probably tell u the story off by heart because we were intersted in it :L this is immense (L)
i feel that you miss the point of the story of Job. The real pursue of the story of Job is to show the existence of Satan, because up until this point the concept of Good verse Evil was not evident. also i feel that you understate Jobs pain, Jobs questioning of God, and Jobs anger.
To make the story complete, my brother bets me a dollar before hand that my wife only praises me because I havn't tossed her off the boat and kicked her in the face. So "And the LORD said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the LORD." and "And the LORD said unto Satan, Behold, he is in thine hand; but save for his life. So went Satan forth from the presence of the LORD..."
I tell my brother to toss my wife, whom I love, off my boat into the sea. My wife tries to climb back on board. I tell my brother to kick her in the face. He does. My wife curses my name and dares to question my will. I give my wife an option: drown or praise me. Nearly dead, she does. So I pull her back in the boat and everyone says what a great guy I am and how great my wife is for continuing to praise me. I even buy her a new and better dress. This is my take on the Book of Job.
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!! HIS CHILDREN ARE DEAD. As in they DO NOT COME BACK. Way to prove a point God. By murdering children, i mean allowing children to be murder by satan. how gave permission to do so.
Im going to expand on my last comment and say, well done for posting a video that has obviously sparked such a massive debate. It's great to see other Christians on here.
I admire Job. He gets upset about what has happened to him (who wouldn't) but he never blames God. I've never blamed God, or gotten mad at Him, and I hope, if things get as bad for me as they were for Job, that I will still never curse His name.
Job lived happily ever after.... after God killed all his children? What about the children's free will? God let the devil kill them, but they still get into heaven. How come they didn't have to have faith in God? Do children get a free pass to heaven if their parents believe and if so shouldn't you kill your children to send them to heaven? Or maybe only when god makes a deal with the devil over some other person's devoutness are free passes awarded. So much for free will, God can do whatever.
A few points. First -- there is not so much as a single word, explicit or implied about heaven in Job. Not about his kids or servants going to heaven, not about any recompense or balance in heaven. Heaven and hell are completely absent as concepts from Job, as the idea of a compensatory afterlife is essentially absent from all of the OT.
Heaven and Hell are largely an invention of Christian rather than Jewish theology.
Second, even in your short version of Job, you miss an important point.
(cont'd) That is, his 3 friends come to "comfort" but instead criticize. And their criticism takes a very specific form - which is that if Job is suffering it must be because he has sinned against God. God doesn't punish anyone who doesn't deserve it. So they beseech him, at length, to confess his sin, beg God's pardon and thus be healed.
And Job refuses, because he insists that he has *not* sinned and that his suffering is *without* cause. It is *not* just.
(cont'd) If he put God on the witness stand, he'd ask God what it was all about, but you can't do that. He never curses God, but he does *not* consider what is happening to him to be just.
And it's at that point that God comes down and starts off by saying, "Hey smart guy, where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth, etc. etc. etc-- namely, hey Job, you don't know the big picture, so shut up."
Then he tells Job's friends, "And you're all wrong. So you shut up too and go home."
@prodprod This person hasn't just missed "an important point"--the entire point has been missed. It's a shame. Maybe this is just for kids, but still it's clear that the major point has been overlooked. If you ask people, "what's the Book of Job about," they will normally repeat the meager substance of this video. Nobody bothers reading what's actually being said. Not even the third chapter where Job comes quite close to cursing God. It's a shame.
Does he get his dead children back? Do his servant's families get their husbands and fathers back? I don't think sooooo! (but he's God so don't argue) As long as he proved his point to Satan. And by the way, how did he get back into heaven unbeknonst to God? Twice? Can you say "omniscient" And I can't help wondering why God didn't just smite him while he had the chance. After all you can't say God didn't like to smite back then.
@evoman1776 Actually, it isn't Satan who punishes Job. This is a common misconception. It is an Angel and he is "The Adversary". And yes, Job was given other sons and daughters and you can assume that the servants families were servants too and perished as whole families.
he got ten children back. HE did not double the children, because the Lord knew that jobs first ten children were not lost, they were simply waiting for job in heaven.
Im not being rude so please dont start hyping Lol.. But the whole "because i am god" thats like the queen shooting your mum and saying "because im the queen" why does god need to prove that stuff with satan and why kill people to prove a point. He is kinda being suckish. BUUUT i LOVE this video xD ...Im in england and they show this to us in religion class lmao
"Satans like WHAT THE *****" and "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA bring it" made our religious class break up. Totally funny, even if you can't understand all of it and the pictures aren't the best.
this is really good
tlealgirl 1 day ago
My favorite part " ah hahahaha ah hahahah ah hahahahahahahah...bring it"
PageantDivadancer 2 weeks ago
@sigmata0, I dont know but the devil was one of Gods angels and he got kicked out of heaven because he was basically trying to be God! I want to say God made him. eventually everything/one has to be made so im geussing yes God did make him(what i think) :)
Skittles12310001 1 month ago
we got shown this in our r.e lesson!:D so good!
Lonpe1901 1 month ago
Best revision ever!
StrawberryRipples 2 months ago
This got me my grade in RE <3 good times.
232bluewings 2 months ago
i love this
amandapayne75 2 months ago
oh dear.
lauradaisygrover 2 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, bring it.
Lucyclough98 2 months ago 5
the baby narrating knows the bible quite well!
GZYbaby 2 months ago
I love this lol Nicely done. He did say though, the exact reason why he wasn't upset about the death of his sons.... I wonder what it was ;) ? Something about the laws of life and death.... hmm... oh well ^____^ nicely done.
jegej18 2 months ago
It's true beachedwhale00 is my friend it's now all ready happened over 73 people
MegaScootdog 2 months ago
Our class at school is showing this video in front of the whole school! No joke!
beachedwhale00 2 months ago 11
@beachedwhale00 same with ours!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was so funny! :)
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Sick as huh
MegaScootdog 2 months ago
Awesome still!
beachedwhale00 2 months ago
Awesome!
beachedwhale00 3 months ago
i love these videos
MrBrianjsimon 3 months ago
Yahweh was a god of war. The Israelites worshiped him more fervently in times of war (which was often). When they weren't at war, they worshiped Ba'al more. They had one God for crises and another god for everyday life, among other gods. Yahweh was just another god in a polytheistic culture. Somewhere along the way, monotheism trumped polytheism, and Yahweh became "the one true god"... It doesn't change the fact that these are all imaginary beings, like Odin, Thor, Unicorns, Zeus, Poseidon, etc
cancerousmojo 4 months ago
@sarahnikki27 The story of Job is hilarious, but listening to what christians think the story is about is even funnier.
By allowing Satan to harm a person, god is effectively *doing it* to them since he created both Satan and man and is all-good and all-powerful.
What about Job's wife and kids, their lives cut short for no good reason? The book's author certainly doesn't seem to think they matter (because they are Job's property). He gets better property to make up for it. Utterly Immoral.
Nonefrog 4 months ago
Which is more likely ? 1: That we have actual words of a God in ch38-42 or 2: that the author was guessing at what a God might say & do ? There is an interesting debate between orthodox and sceptical Bible scholars. Try reading about the history of protestantism & higher criticism of the Bible. Try top scholars Robert M Price, John W Loftus, Dan Barker, Valerie Tarico, Victor J. Stenger, Bart Ehrman, Richard Carrier, Ken Humphreys, Earl Doherty, Joseph Wheless, Robert Ingersoll, Dennis Mckinsey
zytigon 5 months ago
I LOVE THIS!!!!! Thanks so much for making this, its hilarious!!! I showed it to my youth last night, and i'm watching it again now!! Good Work!
ruthelizful 5 months ago
Poor indoctrinated one. You really believe that free will shit huh? Check out NonStampCollector's Free Will: God's Gift Parts 1 2 & 3. Then you can question religion without bias.
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I remember watching this in religion and after we were all like 'AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA bring it.'
SarahRose0 6 months ago
The amazing thing about this story is that it starkly reveals, from the horse's own mouth, that we are playthings. The "god" depicted in the book of Job is an insolent and spoiled child "i do this because i can." ...and Job or anyone is supposed to hear this and *love* this god? Or does Job and all of this god's followers simply fear this being, and pretend to love it? One only has to observe the way christians and jews selectively "love" the rest of humanity to see that their love is not real.
uhmerikuhn 6 months ago
God allows US the choice between hell or salvation. If my family member is going to hell it is due to choices they have made. If God needs me to prove a point or teach a lesson to others, then so be it. I am His. ♥ PS Job's family was not spared... he was blessed with more children.
femmyreyn 6 months ago
@femmyreyn Why would God need you to help him prove a point? Can't he do it himself? Isn't God all-powerful? Do you ever scrutinize the things you believe?
cancerousmojo 4 months ago
@cancerousmojo Every story in the bible reflects choices people made - right or wrong - and the effect it had on them and those around them. Examples used by God. Job went through tons of yuck! But he never cursed God for it. Everytime I hit a difficult spot in my life I remember that and know that it will pass. I am not gifted in wording things so that everyone will understand and some people are gifting in twisting wording so that more will be confused. I only hope my belief is clear.
femmyreyn 4 months ago
@cancerousmojo How I react to struggles in my life will be seen by others. God totally has the power to change someone but he wants them to choose it. So he gives them examples. He doesn't need me... He wants me. I am not gifted at wording things to please everyone's ears. I only try to speak my heart and hope the person listening has one. :)
femmyreyn 4 months ago
@femmyreyn You sure seem to know about God's mentality... Do you get your information from the Bible? If so, what do you think 2 Thess. 2:11-12, Romans 11:8-10, Deut. 22:23-29, Exodus 32:27, Psalm 137:9, and 2 Kings 2:24 (among countless others) have to tell us about God's character? How many times in the Bible does God command people to be put to death? You really ought to think critically when you read the Bible, and ask yourself if perhaps you've been misled.
cancerousmojo 4 months ago
I love this fun way to tell a bible story. I always look to Job's story when I am having trouble in my life. I know that God's faith in us is much more than we would have in Him. If he gives me something to deal with I am strong enough to go through it and will be stronger when it is over. I am having a health crisis now and through prayer and faith I will be strong enough and when I am not He will carry me through. Just got a call from the oncologist :) I am learning patience too!
femmyreyn 6 months ago
@femmyreyn Yes, a fun way to tell a bible story. Just remember though! God can make you a plaything for Satan any time he wants to, for as little a reason as a minor bet. Maybe he'll let Satan take your family member's souls to Hell and let you know it so he can test your faith. What I learned from this story is that if you curse God's name and damn your own soul, then your family will most likely be spared. So which would you do? Let only yourself go to Hell, or your entire family instead?
YawnChamp 6 months ago
I understand the moral of the story,but that is still fucked up, why would god need to prove anything to satan or test someone he knows is gonna pass?
So we can know we would pass it? well there should be no need if he keeps the protection up
sailornaruto39 6 months ago
So God allows him to be fucked up... for a bet?
chinzilla06 7 months ago
We were shown this in our RE class :D so amazing ^^
JessRawrrrr 7 months ago
@JessRawrrrr same here lol
MrFuckumoma 7 months ago
Got showed this in R.S - BLOODY BRILLIANT!
lemmonhead2k9 7 months ago
what the....
imbloy542 7 months ago
Justin biebers christian?
TheIvorito 8 months ago
I had to teach the class today as a project!
Yaah..this video got me extra points;)
bff24bulletproof 8 months ago
my teacher showed me this in RE today and it was a really good way of showing the sotry it was really funny as well!!!xx
ifunkedellic 8 months ago
Who created the devil?
sigmata0 9 months ago
33 people have aids
Frost12409 9 months ago
@Frost12409 Do you think that's funny? If you had AIDS you wouldn't be saying something like that. Have some respect, please.
GablesHorse 9 months ago
This is so hilarious.
guitargrrl13 9 months ago
and the book of job never says WHY God did it, as you say God answers Job, your writing the description that your stating the book is true and God is real, then get the story right okay? smile
hemet92544 9 months ago
how do you know Job saw his kids in heaven? the bible says nowhere about seeing your loved ones in heaven. just the opposite, when Jesus was told his family was outside to see him, he said "who is my family"? those that do the will of God are my family. the story ends and moves on, does not say then that Jesus went outside and went HEY Family how ya doing? nope. someone want to prove me wrong with a scripture(s)???
hemet92544 9 months ago
What do you think's one of the reasons Job retained his faith If Job didn't believe his children would be safe and he'd see him again in the next life, why would he still love God? If I didn't believe God will make everything all right in the end, I'd have no reason to love him, I'd still believe he's real, but that he's not the perfect being he's made out to be and then he could do whatever he wants to me in this life or the next because the permanent damage will already have been done to me
mphlohi 8 months ago
@mphlohi you going on your feelings and not what the word of God says, as long as you live your life this way, you are doomed to fail every day, sorry but the truth hurts sometimes and if you do not ever hear it like this then life will be worse for you over all, this is the whole bible i am talking about........on Job, read in the start of job that job offered sacrifices to God for his kids in case they sinned against God......also, WHERE does it say in Job that Job says about his dead kids? no
hemet92544 8 months ago
@hemet92544 The TRUTH.....so you know, is that God wants what's best for his creation, not believing that and not desiring the same is what makes one doomed to fail and their life miserable. You're taking his word for granted, you're not reading between the lines, you're looking at this either too literally or too figuratively.
mphlohi 8 months ago
@mphlohi ahhh, if I read you "between the lines right" your saying you do not believe the Bible is 100% God's word, that some of it man made up, that some of it has errors, there is only ONE way to answer me, yes or no, do NOT go off on some diatribe talk, yes or no, YES OR NO. simple as that. any other answer, meaning if you try and evade my simple question of yes or no, will mean for you the answer is NO you do not believe what i asked, but are attempting to deflect the TRUTH
hemet92544 8 months ago
@hemet92544 And I'm going by what God has told me, and I don't mean just through published, written material which has undergone centuries of revision and interpretaion.
mphlohi 8 months ago
Yknow without all the god stuff, and the getting his stuff back. This is the story of reality.
TheNevan 10 months ago
Im happy i was named that
Jo13E 10 months ago
HEY ALL YOU GUYS AT QEMS WHO ARE WATCHING THIS IN RE!!!!!!!!!!
Ashes283 10 months ago
uhm... funny
MrHawkstudios 10 months ago
bring it!
XD
DannyJProductions 10 months ago
Haha! Watched this in my R.E. class today, laughed my socks off :D
Chocolatebunnyftw 11 months ago
@Chocolatebunnyftw Sames:) Thank youtube for the amusing lessons at school.
EmzyyBabess 10 months ago
I saw this in class today and it was soooo funni!!LOL
FUNsize01496 11 months ago
BTW, thanks for making this!
Livin411 11 months ago
BTW, thanks for making this!
Livin411 11 months ago
Pretty good. Cute and accurate for the most part. Felt the last couple of seconds were really compressed. For Jobs questions of "Why am I suffering? What have I done to deserve this?", God doesn't give him an answer. More than that, the Lord gets straight to the point and shows Job his majesty, glory and vast greatness. There's just some things we're not going to understand. The point is: perseverance through the storm and holding on tighter to God and His word rather than falling away.
Livin411 11 months ago
@Livin411 It's hard but well worth it. And those three supposed friends turned accusers gave the reasons why we should be "quick to listen, slow to speak, and slow to become angry" (James 1:19); why we shouldn't base general things on the particular (the general aspect of sinners are punished to the particular case of innocent Job), because not all suffering is caused by sin; and why we shouldn't think we know everything, because what can be taught to someone who thinks he/she knows everything?
Livin411 11 months ago
One of the most twisted stories from the bible.
kx32ta1 11 months ago
Sooo cute
andrealovette 11 months ago
i read your video description, on the more info thingy, and i really enjoyed reading what all you had to say, good job, and god bless!
Terrybob123 1 year ago
Quit Blameing God for all the evil in the world and take resonpabilty for your own sins.
MrJesusfreak85 1 year ago
@MrJesusfreak85 - Spell check, it is a wonderous thing. The bible is fiction and full of clear contradictions. It is an edited and revised 2,000 year old book. Why do you never call God, by Yawah - God of the Herbrews? I'm just curious.
ksniveegirl 1 year ago
@ksniveegirl Okay i,m good spelling okay but YOU have some Nevre to say that the Bilbe is a Fake what do you Know and your worng about the Bible and everything your saying is a lie so there.
MrJesusfreak85 1 year ago
@MrJesusfreak85 - No, really. Use "spell checker" and rememeber to captialize at the beginning of a sentence. So there? Are you in middle school, or what? No matter. Either way, the bible is fake. The Bible came from the Middle East. Are you Middle Eastern? If so, you believe in the Koran. Not the Bible. The Bible was in the hands of the Catholic church for hundreds of years... .And you never suspected that it would never have been editied by Europeans for thier own benefits? Naive, much???
ksniveegirl 1 year ago
@ksniveegirl Hey fyi I,m not in middle school Dumbass and your worng about the Bible being a fake so there.
MrJesusfreak85 1 year ago
@MrJesusfreak85 - Then are you texting the answers back? You still need some work on punctuation marks. Are you in school at all? If not, there are some helpful on-line tips about how to improve your punctuation. Also, please provide me some information and evidence that the bible is not fake. That's all I ask.
ksniveegirl 11 months ago
@MrJesusfreak85 - Also, remember that you cannot use a run-on sentence. Use some commas, some periods, some apostrophes, and some punctuation... It will make reading easier for your audience and get your point across at the same time. "Okay i.m good spelling okay but" should read, "I'm good at spelling, okay? But...". I really can't take you seriously when you spell/ have punctuation like a 5th grader. Just some positive criticism for a young debater. Also, what do you about dinosaurs?
ksniveegirl 1 year ago
@ksniveegirl show me a contradiction in the bible, and i'll show you how it's not a contradiction. it's not "edited and Revised" it's translated, and often times misstranslated. the king james version of the scripture is so ridiculously close, that there is no arguement or point to be made with it's authenticity or reliabillity, and to your comment on the name of the lord YHWH. alot of people don't know about it. jesus is his name in our toungue but in hebrew it's yeshua, makes no difference.
Terrybob123 1 year ago
@Terrybob123 - Cute, but you need to re-study capitalization too. Wonderful! You have homework.... Look up these bible verses and tell me how they do not contradict each other. War or a peace loving god? EXO 15:3 vs. ROM 15:33. Which first--beasts or man? GEN 1:25 vs. GEN 2:18. Human vs. ghostly impregnation? ACT 2:30 vs. MAT 1:18. The sins of the father: forgive or not to? ISA 14:21 vs. DEU 24:16. Moses' personality: was it meek or wroth? NUM 12:3 vs. NUM 31:14, 17, 18.
ksniveegirl 1 year ago
@ksniveegirl referring to exodus 15:3 to romans 15:33, god is both of war and peace. when it calls him a man of war, it's speaking about how he destyroyed the pharoah when his chariots were coming after the isrealites in the parting of the sea. god protects the just, and takes down the wicked.isreal was given peace, by the destruction of the pharaoh's army. referring to gen 1;25 and 2:18. you don't make sense gen 1:25 saysAnd God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle
Terrybob123 1 year ago
@ksniveegirl after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that [it was] good." and gen 2:25 says "And the LORD God said, [It is] not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him." which has nothing to do with the times of which man or beast were created. now if your tryng to compare Gen 1 to Gen 2. the second chapter is a more detailed retelling of what happened in chapter 1.
Terrybob123 1 year ago
@ksniveegirl ACt 2:30 to Mat 1:18. was he thr fruit of david's flesh, or concieved in spirit? both. in luke the author records the genealogy of Mary, who is descendant from David, Joseph is also descendant from David. but Mary is the physical mother and.also by law Joseph is Jesus' father in earth, ISa 14:21 is about a civilization of people, a nation.they are accountable for their father''s actions, because their people killed the children of god then their nation will be destroyed.
Terrybob123 1 year ago
@Terrybob123 - The virgin birth implies that the actual father was the Holy Spirit, and numerous places in the Hebrew Scriptures state that the coming messiah was to be of the House of David.
Thus: If Yeshua is the messiah, then he could not have been born of a virgin; he would have had to have a father who was of the House of David, and if Jesus was born of a virgin, then he could not have been the messiah, because the Holy Spirit -- was not a human descendent of the House of David,
ksniveegirl 1 year ago
@ksniveegirl Deu 24:16 is talking personally, to an individual. you won't be held accountable for your father's sin. it's different when talking about a group or nation of people because the actions of the people directly affect the future generations. common sense, look at persia iran. see how their ancestor's actions have destroyed their nations and cause their children to suffer for what they've done.if my father kills, i won't be a murderer, but my family will fall apart, he'll be in prison
Terrybob123 1 year ago
@ksniveegirl therefore i will be suffering for what he's done, it will affect me, but i would not be counted as a murderer. and to NUM 12:3. VS NUM 31 !4-18. Moses is called the most meek man on the earth, but it never once says that he doesn't get mad, or upset or harsh.can't the nicest most gentle man on earth, still get angry? especially at injustice and evil and unfairness. it states that Moses was wroth with the captains and officers not that he was a Wroth man. so there is no contradiction
Terrybob123 1 year ago
@Terrybob123 J: a writer who used Yahweh/Jehovah as the divine name. P: a writer who added material of major interest to the priesthood. R: a redactor who welded the contributions of J, E and P together into the present Pentateuch. .The Genesis authors seem have picked up part of their story from Hindu legends of the creation and early history of humanity. Stories of Hindu heros Adimo, Heva, Sherma, Hama and Jiapheta apparently were replicated into legends about Adam, Eve, Shem Ham, and Japeth.
ksniveegirl 1 year ago
@ksniveegirl now, i've done my homework.is there anything else you want to argue over? Because this isn't my own understanding thats bringing me to the rightful conclusions, but the promise of god..Luke 21:14-15 Settle [it] therefore in your hearts, not to meditate before what ye shall answer:For I will give you a mouth and wisdom, which all your adversaries shall not be able to gainsay nor resist." we can talk all day, but god will lead me. and to every scripture, i'll have an answer.
Terrybob123 1 year ago
@Terrybob123 - Genesis 1:25-27 (Humans were created after the other animals.) Genesis 2:18-19 (Humans were created before the other animals.) Genesis 1:27 (The first man and woman were created simultaneously.) Genesis 2:18-22 (The man was created first, then the animals, then the woman from the man's rib.) You are telling me that this is the same story? Sounds like two different authors. The original authors, according to the Documentary Hypothesis are J, P, and R.
ksniveegirl 1 year ago
@ksniveegirl i am confident in the lord, and my brother, there is no need to be far from him. now i'm just as guilty as you or any other man, if not more so, but the Saviour Jesus the christ will redeem us all, if we only seek after him. all you have to do, is entertain the idea of the bible being correct, pray to the god of Abraham, and ask him to show you the truth, that you might know the difference. if nothing changes fine.if you hear the gospel and deny it, fine, but my god will speak.
Terrybob123 1 year ago
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ksniveegirl 1 year ago
@Terrybob123 Very good! (Helpful hint: Re-study capitalization, please.) I love someone who does homework. However, that just brings more questions. You are telling me that the God of peace also creates genocide? He murders those who do not see his way? An jealous and omnipotence God can also forgive? Or does a peace-loving God create blood shed and genocide? Which is it? Can it be both? If it is, can I get on it's good side like Cain and kill my bro, and live without punishment?
ksniveegirl 1 year ago
@Terrybob123 - Also, Jesus was not the only virgin birth. Don't believe me? Look up: Roman/Greek: Demeter, Persephone, Rhea, Zeus, and Apollo. In Egypt, virgin mother Isis begat Horus. A Chinese nymph river bathing is touched by a lotus plant and the divine Fohi is born. In Siam, a wandering sunbeam caresses a girl in her teens and Codom, is born. In the life of Buddha, Quirrnus a Roman savior, Indra in Tibet, Krishna was born of the virgin Devaki.. How is your Christ unlike any other?
ksniveegirl 1 year ago
@ksniveegirl I'm an atheist, so obviously I think the Bible's wrong. However, some of what you just said is all wrong, for example: there's no evidence that Horus was a virgin birth. If you got your facts from Zeitgeist, i'd do a little research first...
kirbyrulesss 1 year ago
@kirbyrulesss - How would I get my facts from a Zeitgeist? By Horus's birth, are you talkin about "The late form of the legend goes on to say that Isis fanned the body with her feathers, and produced air, and that at length she caused the inert members of Osiris to move, and drew from him his essence, wherefrom she produced her child Horus." Is that what you are trying to say? The man wasn't living when she "drew his essence"? Or did she *ahrm* take it for a later time? Which was it?
ksniveegirl 11 months ago
lol that was adorable and so cute!
"aahahahahahahahahaha!..... Bring it."
htlykme 1 year ago 2
Watched this in RE 3 times because it was so funny!!!
HAHAHAH AHAHAHA AHAHAHAH Bring It.
Got me every time (:
tashashafei 1 year ago 2
@tashashafei OMG NATASHA i searched this aswell HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!!!!
XxJamesWilsonxX 1 year ago
@XxJamesWilsonxX
Were just too cool xD
tashashafei 1 year ago
I,m sick of everyone blameing God for all the evil in the world.
the evil one is resonpable for all the evil in the world.
MrJesusfreak85 1 year ago
@MrJesusfreak85 - Your right... I blame El Nino. Wait... Didn't Yaweh create that too?
ksniveegirl 1 year ago
@ksniveegirl no God doe,s good not evil. God,s enemy the evil one does evil so if you wanna blame someone blame the evil one .
MrJesusfreak85 1 year ago
@MrJesusfreak85 - God made the "Evil one", so that's Yewah's fault too.
ksniveegirl 1 year ago
@ksniveegirl your worng the evil rebilled anganist God and he started all the Bad stuff in the world
MrJesusfreak85 1 year ago
Yahweh is one evil twat, killing kids to win a bet, yep is is one sick mofo. Moral of the story keep your head down or the sick son of a bitch will kill your kids for fun.
TheTomtompiper 1 year ago
and God says... "Because I am GOD!!!!!"
and devil says.... "what's UP!"
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This is SO FUNNY!!!!! I can't stop laughing.....
- JD from brazil
lady2725 1 year ago 2
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lady2725 1 year ago
We watched this in RE today. So funny!
BilkedProductions 1 year ago
So God had a meeting with Satan. As ya do.
ThatSilverLining 1 year ago
we watched this in R.E. made me laugh so much.
loveloveslouise 1 year ago
@loveloveslouise We did as well!
BilkedProductions 1 year ago
Just wondering, why is there a cross near Job around 0:30? :)
phil8888 1 year ago
I love this video! I'm going to show this to my eighth grade class! thank you! It's a fun way to portray a sad story. It made me laugh!
madatlife13 1 year ago
I don't even believe in god but we watched this in an RE lesson and I hade to watch it again!!!
Lou1997Lou 1 year ago
@Lou1997Lou i 100% with you my man
jmanjojo 1 year ago
this is awesome and very funny
CheyennedeLuna77 1 year ago
to be quiet honest of r.e was taught like this we would ejoy ity a lot more we watched it today and the whole class was interested and it made us laugh and we could probably tell u the story off by heart because we were intersted in it :L this is immense (L)
YattatiiBoo97 1 year ago
i feel that you miss the point of the story of Job. The real pursue of the story of Job is to show the existence of Satan, because up until this point the concept of Good verse Evil was not evident. also i feel that you understate Jobs pain, Jobs questioning of God, and Jobs anger.
threenailsfilm 1 year ago
Whats next finger puppets! lol
MsJeremiah32 1 year ago
wait up. aren't his kids still dead... well maybe they sucked anyways
notserp89m 1 year ago
To make the story complete, my brother bets me a dollar before hand that my wife only praises me because I havn't tossed her off the boat and kicked her in the face. So "And the LORD said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the LORD." and "And the LORD said unto Satan, Behold, he is in thine hand; but save for his life. So went Satan forth from the presence of the LORD..."
SaucerheadTharp 1 year ago
I tell my brother to toss my wife, whom I love, off my boat into the sea. My wife tries to climb back on board. I tell my brother to kick her in the face. He does. My wife curses my name and dares to question my will. I give my wife an option: drown or praise me. Nearly dead, she does. So I pull her back in the boat and everyone says what a great guy I am and how great my wife is for continuing to praise me. I even buy her a new and better dress. This is my take on the Book of Job.
SaucerheadTharp 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!! HIS CHILDREN ARE DEAD. As in they DO NOT COME BACK. Way to prove a point God. By murdering children, i mean allowing children to be murder by satan. how gave permission to do so.
TMBrd89 1 year ago
i love this haha its soooo funny and it really shows if you love God you will get rewards in the future
lexiluhoo 1 year ago
I used this for a Sunday School class! It was awesome! Thanks for making it! We all loved it!!!!!
gwapolaub 1 year ago
Im going to expand on my last comment and say, well done for posting a video that has obviously sparked such a massive debate. It's great to see other Christians on here.
I admire Job. He gets upset about what has happened to him (who wouldn't) but he never blames God. I've never blamed God, or gotten mad at Him, and I hope, if things get as bad for me as they were for Job, that I will still never curse His name.
MissMaddiJean 1 year ago
I really like this. It's funny, it gets the point across. Half the sermons I hear aren't nearly this good. Well done :)
MissMaddiJean 1 year ago
This is wonderful!
evwool1 1 year ago
this is cool
cutiebear19015 1 year ago
Job lived happily ever after.... after God killed all his children? What about the children's free will? God let the devil kill them, but they still get into heaven. How come they didn't have to have faith in God? Do children get a free pass to heaven if their parents believe and if so shouldn't you kill your children to send them to heaven? Or maybe only when god makes a deal with the devil over some other person's devoutness are free passes awarded. So much for free will, God can do whatever.
MortimerKahn 1 year ago
A few points. First -- there is not so much as a single word, explicit or implied about heaven in Job. Not about his kids or servants going to heaven, not about any recompense or balance in heaven. Heaven and hell are completely absent as concepts from Job, as the idea of a compensatory afterlife is essentially absent from all of the OT.
Heaven and Hell are largely an invention of Christian rather than Jewish theology.
Second, even in your short version of Job, you miss an important point.
prodprod 1 year ago
(cont'd) That is, his 3 friends come to "comfort" but instead criticize. And their criticism takes a very specific form - which is that if Job is suffering it must be because he has sinned against God. God doesn't punish anyone who doesn't deserve it. So they beseech him, at length, to confess his sin, beg God's pardon and thus be healed.
And Job refuses, because he insists that he has *not* sinned and that his suffering is *without* cause. It is *not* just.
prodprod 1 year ago
(cont'd) If he put God on the witness stand, he'd ask God what it was all about, but you can't do that. He never curses God, but he does *not* consider what is happening to him to be just.
And it's at that point that God comes down and starts off by saying, "Hey smart guy, where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth, etc. etc. etc-- namely, hey Job, you don't know the big picture, so shut up."
Then he tells Job's friends, "And you're all wrong. So you shut up too and go home."
prodprod 1 year ago
@prodprod This person hasn't just missed "an important point"--the entire point has been missed. It's a shame. Maybe this is just for kids, but still it's clear that the major point has been overlooked. If you ask people, "what's the Book of Job about," they will normally repeat the meager substance of this video. Nobody bothers reading what's actually being said. Not even the third chapter where Job comes quite close to cursing God. It's a shame.
bshantonu 1 year ago
The real question to ask about the book of Job, What did God punish Job's freinds for saying?
phookadude 1 year ago
Would you rather die this very moment than go on living?
bedcatlucre 1 year ago
Used at school
bigindyk1 1 year ago
ahaha its funny i laughed:L:L
smoshbuddies 1 year ago
we watched this in r.e like everyone has watched this in r.e:L:L
smoshbuddies 1 year ago
@smoshbuddies I did too! :)
lileichina96 1 year ago
i watched this in class today, and me and my friend was laughing our asses of :')
NicoleStephBabe91 1 year ago
Does he get his dead children back? Do his servant's families get their husbands and fathers back? I don't think sooooo! (but he's God so don't argue) As long as he proved his point to Satan. And by the way, how did he get back into heaven unbeknonst to God? Twice? Can you say "omniscient" And I can't help wondering why God didn't just smite him while he had the chance. After all you can't say God didn't like to smite back then.
evoman1776 1 year ago
@evoman1776 Actually, it isn't Satan who punishes Job. This is a common misconception. It is an Angel and he is "The Adversary". And yes, Job was given other sons and daughters and you can assume that the servants families were servants too and perished as whole families.
emyroo 1 year ago
omg funny i like it when it says "what the fuck are you fucking seriouse"
mrpenguin3033 1 year ago
YHVH rewards the most righteous man on earth
by approving the loss of his health,
the loss of his wealth,
and the murder of all of his children.
What a truly despicable myth.
Imaginefree69 1 year ago
I find it disturbing that God would allow all of the horrible things to happen to Job , just to win a bet with the devil. Sounds pretty insecure.
girltulip 1 year ago
I Watched This In R.E Funny Made Me Lol x
chezzXXxx 1 year ago
haha, funny stuff.
BRING IT.
beckycartey94 1 year ago
HAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .....bring it! HA HA HA LAUGHED SO HARD
marbooney 1 year ago
I watched this in R.E
littleraver101 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahhahahahahhaahhhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah
bring it
saugat234 1 year ago
Watched this in R.E lol
N3v0666 2 years ago
@N3v0666 hye so did i 8w1??
jmks9 1 year ago
At southy, with howet lol
N3v0666 1 year ago
we watched this in RE god it was funny.
amyy2k9 2 years ago
I watched this in RE today. Made me lol. :'D
ShellyBelly123456789 2 years ago
lol i saw this in school!
TheHotgrl318 2 years ago
this is such a cool vid and helped me with my hwk alot
cheers ;0
MkIsaacc 2 years ago
God sucks, Satan so played him!
rackerslacker 2 years ago
HEHEHEH. awhhhh(:
Awhh God<3
SupDW 2 years ago
But he didn't get all his stuff back. His children stayed dead.
ChaoticSupernova 2 years ago
he got ten children back. HE did not double the children, because the Lord knew that jobs first ten children were not lost, they were simply waiting for job in heaven.
ceeohhgee 2 years ago
@ceeohhgee Yeah, beacause there's an afterlife that makes it ok(.)
ChaoticSupernova 2 years ago
wow thats preeettty cool man
mramazer 2 years ago
haaha, I need to study this story for school, it's so much more fun with the video :')
ChaaCh3 2 years ago
Amazing!!
justinlawrence77 2 years ago
lol thats hilarious! nice!
vampiglet2012 2 years ago
Im not being rude so please dont start hyping Lol.. But the whole "because i am god" thats like the queen shooting your mum and saying "because im the queen" why does god need to prove that stuff with satan and why kill people to prove a point. He is kinda being suckish. BUUUT i LOVE this video xD ...Im in england and they show this to us in religion class lmao
subiira 2 years ago
lol
"Satans like WHAT THE *****" and "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA bring it" made our religious class break up. Totally funny, even if you can't understand all of it and the pictures aren't the best.
EmoGirlCyclonis 2 years ago
i like it! it's cute ^_^ awesome work! Pretty goooooood summary =]
pnaimoongirl 2 years ago 2
Totally AWESOME!!!!! LOVES IT!!!
HunterBeforeTheLord 2 years ago
I NEED THIS FOR MY PROGECT
McElroyAllenTV 2 years ago
and i need to learn to spell project
McElroyAllenTV 2 years ago
Job 10 children stayed dead.
SouthernContrarian 2 years ago
This was an AWESOME vid!!
i'm a Christian, so seeing that the Word is being spread even on youtube is pretty AWESOME!!!
keep up the good work!! :)
katzrox 2 years ago
hahahaha wat she said!
vampiglet2012 2 years ago
1:36 lmao
Lilin1989 2 years ago
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omg god didnt creat earth THE BIG BANG DID the bible was writen and we were born out of our mums vaginas
theguywhorulestheman 2 years ago