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  • shit man, that thing looks like its allready thinking to itself, i bet it has 'plans' for that organic fucker poking it in the face!

  • love the video really good

  • I want to have this For Places that i dont want to go.. But i dont want it because i dont want to end up fighting to the Death against it

  • alright he's out of battery let's throw him out. (one trip to the dump later) hey boss what are you looking at, why are you moving your mouth like a fish... Aww sh*t guys ii accidentally through out the boss!! (Geoff)"YAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!

  • poke poke poke :D press 3 alot :3

  • AMAZING!!!

  • Uncanny Valley

  • ROBOT CLONE?

    Nope, Chuck Testa.

  • Robots looking like their inventors? Reminds me of the Alien Quadrology.

  • "YES, MY VERY OWN CLONE!NOW NEITHER US WILL BE VIRGINS!"

  • so he has 50 sensors huh.. lets c wat happens if i kicked his balls

  • WE NEED A ROBOT GIR!

  • oh shit son!

  • what a narcissist

  • "But why do Terminators kill people by poking them to death?" Kyle "Oh, haven't you seen the Geminoid videos?"

  • 0:16

    "BITCH STOP POKING ME"

    *turns face*

  • This is the weirdest thing Ive ever seen

  • He looks retarded D:

  • haha quote" move like its creator " WTF !

  • Chuckie... i am your father!!

  • punch it and see the reaction, lol

  • that robot looks like he wants to kill them......

  • I wanna punch it for some reason

  • Ah yes. The mechanoid 3000 series. Cancelled in less then 1 year due to "freaking people out." This mechanoid was used as a servant as well as the 1000 series, the 2000 series, and me the 4000 series. The only series that has a deluxe version is, the 4000 series, known as the mechanoid 4000 GTI series with realistic toes and a built in sunroof. By the way, sirs, I am a 4000 series. My name is: Kryten 2X4B 523P.

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  • POKE

  • kinda scary o.O

  • Could play so many pranks with that

  • I would be fucking creeped out if I were the inventor

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  • Surrogates will soon be real!

  • lmfao they both look like pissed off people XD

  • Wow this reminds me of the Surrogates! No doubt that sic-fi movie is going to turn into nonfiction very soon (O_O)

  • ABADA!

  • 0:22 : "stop poking me you asshole"

  • surrogates?

  • woaw! unbelievable..... how did he do that? O:

  • but will it blend?

  • @lacrosseKidd16 no it dont instead blend yourself

  • @raulserban27 good one. while I'm blending myself you can take a break from fucking yourself.

  • @lacrosseKidd16 i dont fuck myself i think you got the wrong person :))

  • Lol he is poking his face.. And the robot is like.. Shttoooop... Gawsh

  • Robot Looks Like Dictator

    is a better title for your video

  • Its probably Break by the Earthwake :O

  • hahah he looks so angry

  • but will it blend?

  • Yeah. He probably will kill him, and take his face. And it says he shows multiple emotions, but I only see disappointed and confused japanese man.

  • 0:22 ''fuck off ..please ''

  • something about "Geminoid" gives me the idea that he'll kill his inventor in his sleep.

  • Use a mike to make it speak

    Now use kinect to move the entire body.

    pretty sick...

  • ugly robot

  • attack of the robots!

  • don't poke him, he'll go kung fu on your ass!

  • Was extra effort put into making this robot as nerdy and unfuckable as possible?

  • @zammmerjammer ok for one thing, its a ROBOT it is every nerds fantasy to build one, or have one anyway, why not make it look like himself, and for the other, are you saying you would want to fuck a robot?

  • @Rhuarc224 It's also every nerd's fantasy to create a robot friend they can stick it into once in a while. Frankly, that's the only reason to make human-looking robots.

  • @zammmerjammer lol not my dream, but besides that, why not have a human looking robot? sure some freaks might wanna hump a piece of complicated machinery, but its a lot more than that, why do paintings, or sculptures look like real people? what inspired da Vinci to paint mona lisa? cause he wanted to f*** it later? no, its art, and an amazing feat of technology today

  • @Rhuarc224 OMG! Eroticism is a HUGE reason for artists choosing the subjects they do. When I was a kid and didn't want to fuck anything, I honestly couldn't understand why painters did so many nudes. How boring! But then I grew up and was like, "oh, I get it."

    The human form is so lame. Come on Science, let's make giant robot insects or centaurs or something with wheels!

  • @zammmerjammer for some, yes, but why a centaur? or something on wheels?? i am 100% sure this robot was not made for fucking. making a human-looking robot is an immense achievement, for more than to just "something to stick it in". human faces are the among the hardest thing to draw or paint perfectly, and on a robot? something that can move and walk and talk, i cannot imagine the difficulty in creating something that can mimic the facial features of real people, not just happy/sad/mad

  • @zammmerjammer but all the other intricate and complex features, that display real emotions. and for eroticism arguement, subjects artists choose are what they think and feel, they dont just think wow im bored, guess ill draw a couple nudies and make a couple bucks, not everyone has a one-track mind like you, let the grown-ups talk.

  • @Rhuarc224 Please, the "grownups" can make all the aesthetic arguments they want but if you've ever seen a Klimt painting or a Hitchcock movie you know what's up. It does'nt make it less capital-A "art", in fact one could argue that eroticism and sexual fantasy are the driving forces behind ALL artistic endeavour. Let's not deny human sexuality as a driving creative force... because this boner-killing robot is doing just that.

    A wheeled centaur would be approx 3000% cooler than this dork-bot.

  • @zammmerjammer Then you are just a plain idiot to make a claim like that, you have obviously not seen much art if you really think that about ALL art. As for the rest of your childish comment, either you are 12, or possibly a very shallow person, unable to comprehend the hidden meanings and the intricate depth that all great artists use.

  • @Rhuarc224 Genius, I'm an artist, and I study art, and most of my friends are artists in various disciplines. Only high-brow snotty critics or repressed lame-o art teachers are going to claim with a straight face that "hidden meanings and intricate depth" are more of a force in artistic creativity than sex and the erotic. Why do you think that makes someone "shallow"? People are creative & sexual creatures -- why is expressing that bad?

  • @zammmerjammer ... maybe you didnt understand my point. i never said sex wasnt a force behind many great works of art, nor did i say it was bad. The point im making is that not all art is driven by that, and certainly not this robot. i said you are shallow because of how much you think robots should be "fuckable", or some centaur on wheels. and you are an idiot to claim there are no hidden meanings behind what real artists choose to create.

  • @zammmerjammer and it matters to me not one iota that you call yourself an artist. every half-wit with a pencil a sketchpad and a paintbrush call themeselves an artist these days.

  • @Rhuarc224 Because everyone IS an artist. Creativity is not a rare quality only bestowed upon some extraordinary few.

    And I didn't invent the idea of a sex-robot, my friend. I wonder why you're so dorkishly impressed with making them as human as possible, yet somehow totally asexual -- which is an oxymoron.

    I have yet to see so much effort put into making a female robot who is as homely -- and unfuckable -- as this one is. I wonder why... interesting...

  • @zammmerjammer lol everyones an artist. if your gonna try to start some intellectual debate on youtube, use some good arguements, and dont assume things that plainly are not there, from one's texts. i highly doubt the gift of art could only be bestowed on a few, many have a talent, that was never my arguement. I said just about every half-wit with a pencil, a sketchpad, and a paintbrush claims to be an artist these days. not neccesarily you, but ive yet to see a truly good original artist today

  • @Rhuarc224 My point is that to argue that artists belong to this exclusive club inhabited only by white Europeans making sketches of landscapes is so 19th century I don't even know where to begin. EVERYONE IS AN ARTIST -- from folk artists, to architects, to tribal carvers. The idea of "talent" is subjective and is never separate from the cultural milieu in which it exists. And that may mean it seems "low-brow" or "primitive" from the outside. Art is the act of creation itself, not the result.

  • @zammmerjammer once again... you seem to have a problem reading my comments... maybe i can make this simpler for you: i do not care about your arguements on who artists can be and how much talent they might posess. i do not care if you think yourself an artist. anything you say regarding art, and how humans are sexual creatures is irrelevent. i never said they werent. i never said a thing about race, or what my idea of art is. you can understand this?

  • @zammmerjammer and also, maybe you have some reading disorder, maybe you skim for key words, but i never said sex was not an influence on art. it makes a major contribution, and i suggested your shallowness as result of your childish comment, that robots should be "fuckable", and call me a dork if you will, but if you could understand even a single facet of the complexity of this delicate machinery, then perhaps you could see something beyond "fucking" when you think of robots.

  • @Rhuarc224 Well, I don't see how pointing out that people have been creating fuckable objects FOREVER makes me shallow. Complex and delicate machinery can exist in a computer shaped like a box -- giving it a human form makes it at least somewhat sexual. Humans are sexual beings, the creator of this robot is a sexual being, and his making it look like himself has a sexual dimension. My noticing that doesn't make me "shallow."

  • @zammmerjammer i hope so, because im getting tired of typing the same thing. i do believe you are shallow, for apparantly only seeing a sexual aspect of the idea of a robot, call it art if you like; you can try to keep pretending to be some profound intellectual, and that your genius concept of art can be ascertained from "Was extra effort put into making this robot as unfuckable as possible?".

  • @Rhuarc224 Sorry, I didn't realize one couldn't be an intellectual and ALSO use the word "fuck."

    I guess "intellectuals" are eunuchs who just sit around rubbing their brains together and muttering about how brilliant they are to "comprehend the hidden meanings and the intricate depth" of REAL art. They sound like a blast.

  • @zammmerjammer if your memory does not serve, my arguement was that your original comment was stupid and childish, if your gonna give me wine and tell me its beer the only response your going to get from me is that your an idiot. in your own own terms, you cant tell me "unfuckable" means eroticism is a huge part of art. if you cant stand that others might disagree with that, then dont post stupid childish commetns

  • @Rhuarc224 What's childish about commenting on the sexual dimension of a robot? I am certainly not the first person to think of such a thing. And you never said WHY ...other than to conflate sexual thoughts with immaturity -- soooo Victorian.

    Your prudishness and repeatedly calling me an "idiot" sounds far more childish. I don't mind if you disagree -- you're the one who's flipping out and resorting to insults.

  • @zammmerjammer Okay... first of all you are putting words in my mouth. i sure as hell never said cursing or usuing the word fuck was a sign of non-intellectualness. i said your original statement was shallow. So you can understand: not the word fuck, your WHOLE statement. Get it? i sure hope so because you sure seem to cling to same bull until your blue in the face. Maybe you should take reading lessons, as i have used the word "fuck" many times in my arguements

  • @Rhuarc224 WHY?!? You still haven't explained. If it's not the word "fuck" nor the idea of a fuckable robot nor the inherent sexual dimension of a human-robot nor the sexual nature of creation itself, but something else contained within the entirety of my statement was "shallow"... WHAT WAS IT THEN?!? The font? You just didn't like it? That's YOUR problem. Do you know the difference between implication and inference?

  • @zammmerjammer Sorry for taking so long to get back to you on that, as i have a life. This is the last time i will respond to your never ending fount of nonsense, because you feel you absolutely must have the last word(childish). i have explained why, and maybe in response to this last post you might finally admit to hearing something other than what you want to hear in that thick skull of yours. ME NOT PRUDE. are you with me so far? ME FOUND YOU POST IMMATURE AND

  • @zammmerjammer now once again, you ignorant child. i replied to your comment for the childish way you chose to express your statement. i never associated sexual thoughts with immaturity, i associated your immature comment to immaturity, See the symmetry here? It is very simple: you say immature things, i think your immature. once again so you can understand: not just the word fuck, okay? your WHOLE original statement, and yes that does make you look stupid.

  • @Rhuarc224 Oh, now I see. My comment was immature because it was immature and therefore I must be immature. Thanks for clarifying. Do you know what a tautology is?

  • @zammmerjammer okay... honestly this time, last post. everytime i hear you say "im an artist, and that was so obviously a statement of my artistic career, im smart, and no one else could possibly infer anything otherwise from that heavy-with-smartness post" i laugh to myself at how ridiculuous you sound. if you insist on playing the same broken record, go ahead, if you want to start some stupid debate on youtube with some guy you dont know, be my guest, just know that i think your life is sad.

  • @zammmerjammer you call me a prude, but look through my posts, have i said human-looking robots dont have sexual implications? no, of course not. If you truly cannot guess why, after all this, i replied to your first post, then calling you an idiot cannot possibly have any reflection on my own maturity. try reading what i type, i have given you at least one: Your statement had no implications of art, it WAS immature, and if you truly didnt mind disagreement, why are we having this conversation?

  • @Rhuarc224 We are still having this conversation because you got into a snit.

  • @zammmerjammer I apologize, because this is obviously another reply. if you can grasp the concept, i ran out of space... allow me to continue: AND ME SAY THAT BECAUSE STATEMENT "was extra effort put into making this robot as unfuckable as possible?" DONT SOUND LIKE SMART-PERSON THING TO SAY. allright, for normal readers, let me make that a bit clearer. that statement implies nothing of the concepts you tried to have it convey, and everytime i hear you say

  • @Rhuarc224 I don't think about fucking the robots who are bolted to the floor of automotive factories and build trucks all day. I don't think about fucking the robots who are designed to explore Mars. But when you create a human-looking, human-mimicking robot IT HAS A SEXUAL DIMENSION. Sorry, but that's reality. Your denial has to do with YOU and what YOU refuse to see.

  • @zammmerjammer i sure as hell did not deny a human-looking robot has sexual implications. yes its a reality, im glad you could make that connection. i also did not say you came up with the idea, i said it was childish, you or anyone would see a human-looking robot and say, "wow, hope i can have sex with that fine looking machinary" i dont think that, in any way, no matter how many ways you say it connects to art. to acknowledge your tired statement, yes sex influences art.

  • @Rhuarc224 How is it "childish" to look at a human-robot that has a sexual dimension DUE to its very human-ness and acknowledge what you just acknowledged is there? It gets its sexual dimension FROM HUMANS but if one of those humans sees it as at all sexual they are "childish"? I ask again: how so?

    If I look at a brilliant scientist or world leader and ALSO want to fuck them, am I "childish"? Only neuters are "mature"?

    It seems you think sexuality negates everything else...

  • @zammmerjammer and finally it is the creaters right to build something in his own image. not everything in this world exists to please you. if you were the creator of this machine, who would you choose to represent your life's work? some model you've never met, because of your apparant need to hump cold metal, or yourself? and for the second why not a model? ---- youtube.com/watch?v=9q4qwLknKa­g

  • @Rhuarc224 If I created this thing I would hope that I could acknowledge the sexual aspect of a human-mimicking machine, without getting all huffy at the very suggestion.

    I just think it's interesting that in making a male robot in the image of himself, he made one who is so very homely and you are so upset at the idea of someone seeing it in a sexual way, while female robots are always ALWAYS sexually appealing, no matter how sophisticated they are or what their imagined function is to be.

  • a robot with glasses - is that a good thing?

  • press 7 then 9.lol.but i agree that thing will kill its creator then it will be its creator and kill us alls.

  • It's actually useless to make it look like a human. 

  • avatar...

  • poor robot it...it just wants to be left alone. ONE DAY IT WILL KILL IT'S CREATOR AND KILL US ALL!!JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE IT HAS "THAT LOOK ON IT"S FACE "THAT" LOOOOOOKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!111111­1111

  • Just watch it's gonna kill him and then take over the company

    and before we know it there'll be an evil robot army here to kill us all D:

  • it's saying "KIIIIIIIILL MEEEEEEE..."

  • Funny how every comment i read is about people wanting sex robots come on guys a girls vagina is a much better place for your penis then a vaccume cleaner xP

  • @bluenecc hahaha.... ur a nout for that one!

  • interactive lisa robot is still the best!

  • Imagine people inventing their own sexual robot,LOL

  • SO COOL

  • pretty soon he'll be making strange porn with it.

  • it Look like he is going to say "bitch pleaze!" lol

  • MY NAME IS HIRO NAKAMURA

  • The robot looks kinda unhappy

  • 0:23, that guy should stop poking that robot, because I have a feeling that it will one day turn against it's creator D8

  • He doesn't look very happy...

  • @ivelosthewilltolive Thats what scares me, that people call a fuckin robot he or she, just because IT looks human does not make it human..wtf

  • @1UsTa1 Actually I've known humans who don't look that lifelike...

  • @ivelosthewilltolive good for you...

  • doesnt this look like something in a movie?

    so its happening .. surrogate

  • prawie jak Pawlak

  • why is everyone afraid? it will be decades before we could have a machine that is self aware....

  • any minute now, sky-net will be resurrected, thus the end of the world.

  • stop touching me bitch!

  • Whoa that is so cool, yet I'm scared something bad will come out of it o_o

  • well, i guess i might as well find and protect John Conner now....lol

  • AAAAGH!!

  • We have to stop Skynet before its too late!

  • Why? stop being so skeptic these robots are planned down to the T, too many defective robots films you have watched. We can blow the bastards up if they try anything.

  • That robot looks pissed.

  • But does it dream of electric sheep ?

  • muy buena creacion japonesa

  • robocop

  • tiene como un tic nervioso, 0:20 no le piques la cara al robot!

  • their gonna take over the world....i hope i dont live to see it happen

  • I LOVE this kind of actroid a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Especially this robot is made image of professor Hiroshi Ishiguro

  • You know what I'm thinking? Android assassins.  Soon it will be easy to eliminate corrupt world leaders like Saddam Hussein and George Bush.

  • this clip is in a movie called surrogates about a future where everyone lives through robot selves

    This makes it seem quite possible

  • I'd want one of this female robot to be my sex slave lol

  • If someone tells him to go and fuck himself, he really can.

  • lol for some reason the vid started at 0:10 and i didnt know what this was cause it was full screen and i said "wow hes kind of a weird looking asian"

  • 0:17

    Guy- Poke, poke, poke...

    Robot- SLAP!

  • Guy- poke, poke, poke...

    Robot- "FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU"?

  • it's so spooky

  • I need one of these for leaving in my office desk , while i am fishing..

  • STOP TOUCHING MY FUCKING FACE!!!

  • Hi. Aprox by the year 2020 a laptop will reach the human brain potential for processing data which means that there is a huge market waiting for hundreds of billions dollars to be sold or invested in humanoid robots and intelligent systems and the beginning of the bigger industry ever maid in human history. Search on Google luisbeck007 you will find the most complete humanoid robot list in the World, good information and interesting issues.

  • Balony. At the moment of speaking computers has computing power less than that of a snails nervous system. At the current doubling of computer power, we will probably reach that potential in a 1000 years. You far underestimate the potential of the human brain.

  • ummm no. It is estimated by 2013 a super computer will be built that exceeds the the abilities of the human brain. By 2050 it is estimated that a super computer will be built that exceeds the abilities of the entire human race. You over greatly over-estimate the human brain.

  • I think you need to read some more books, cause you are not living in reality. I am sorry to disappoint you.

  • @simonpetertygesen

    lol do some research before you open your mouth. Keep giving bullshit random statistics please I enjoy reading them.

  • @megaman6382

    .....and all these "estimations" (not facts, estimations) come from a human brain.

    Thing is, while sometime down the road, a computer may outdo a human intellectually, nothing compares to the power of a human's ability to love and to feel. A computer may be able to do advanced calculus and stuff, but I'm quite fine living a life of faith, love and music. I don't need a computer to solve my problems.

  • Don't get one then, quit watching robot videos perhaps?

  • i want that seriously

  • wow that would be cool to have haha then you wouldn't have to go to stupid scool haha

  • yeah , but schools are there for a reason you know... Seems like you don't go to "scool" too often, do you?

  • OMG i spelt it wrong dang keyboard ^_^ n i do

  • would be a nice plan except most people now in the united states won't give you a high paying job without a ged and a college title :( i dont' know about other countries though

  • thats true

  • thats SOOOOO cool

  • That is reallyyyyyyy scary lol! But amazing.......

  • creepy.

  • i wish i had alot of mes running around, taking over the world and stuff..

  • Wow. This is amazing!

  • AWESOME

  • lol

  • Btw :D maybe in 50 years presidents use robots like this and peoples doesn't even know that it's robot :D:D and one day somebody shoots it and agents run there to cover the wires ..or maybe that robot could have flesh and blood so it would look like human even from inside O_o

  • he's gonna kill us all!

  • @cekaiser hahahahaha!!! good one!!!

  • That looks really great! Regards

  • creepy

  • make a robot that can masturbate!

  • Nah, I rather a robot that can have sexual intercourse with you!

  • I aggre with C3Z4rtv, a robot that can nail you in the ass

  • Why?

  • @tropeak20 you gay ? we need a vagina robot !

  • @tropeak20

    one that can help you masturbate.

  • jesus h christ

  • this robot's face expression is stuck,the robot is like trying to say "why is my inventor so gayish?"

  • and why did you make me look like you, im so ugly! deym you!

  • if i was gonna make a robot i wouldnt make it look like me ffs....maybe this guys just loves himself lol