How To Flirt With Guys

[JamAndToe]

as a guy these are the honest things i look for:

1. if the are pretty

2. if they are not a bitch

3. overall personality Ex: she is not a nerd or awkward

4. BOOBS, i feel no shame

[janellle579]

is this a joke?

[Numba1Kiwi]

do you know how i flirt with people i say' Heyy your face i like that shit'

[isurfvan]

hahahahaha if someone tried this on me i would love it....i probably actually would fall for the girl after watching this

[Fudgaboutit]

The worst kind of person to give advice about social dynamics and laws of attraction ... is a woman. I've noticed this. Whether it's girl advice, or guy advice, never at any time ask a woman - she never fucking knows what she's talking about.

[aobb223]

lol this is obviously a joke

[brickdotmouse]

This has to be a joke.. anyone that acts like this is not worth while.

[mrussillo]

this is retarded ... 

[DaSuperShania]

Um id this a joke?

[TheMonkeysGoOoh]

I'm watching this so I will understand better when a girl is flirting with me

[TheHerbert4321]

Yeah Body language!!! Play with one's tits

[LettyBabe]

This is funny!

[rlw1980omfg]

the only good bit of that was the rabbits humping...

[mandisaysrevenge]

teehee

[sexylexy617]

what the fuck was this?

[hereschucky1]

Mirroring, if you rip ass and she rips ass back she's a keeper.

[mandisaysrevenge]

creepy...

[hereschucky1]

1. suck his dick

2. pipe his balls

3. cook him a hot meal

4. end with a footrub

[unadventurer]

@hereschucky1

1.) suck his dick

2.) play with his balls

3.) make him a sandwich

4.) and dont talk so much

(footrub is always a deciding factor!)

[hardcoreprincess512]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[AfromanJon]

Ladies, never listen to another woman for advice about men.

[drumheadcircle]

Men hate that poisonous shit- go w/ jasmine, rose, and patchouli.

[MsNelo85]

You're going home with me. I love you! :D

[YksiSuomalainen]

1) Look hot.

2) Don't behave like a bossy bitch.

3) Respect him.

[LavenderScented]

@YksiSuomalainen sounds fair enough...



[blahblahblahman]

@YksiSuomalainen

That's not how you flirt...

[YksiSuomalainen]

@blahblahblahman It works A LOT better than the advice in this video.

[itsmedontusee]

@YksiSuomalainen exactly (I'm a guy and a hot one).

[boobookeys129]

Thumbs up if Stumbleupon brought you here.

[isurfvan]

@boobookeys129 hahahahahahha thats exactly what happened

[taimurwulf]

hey it was bullshit ya bullshit

[mcdizzal]

The hair toss blew me up ;)

[mikemike616]

How to flirt with men: Smile. Say things. Be hot.

We're not very complicated.

[sienalittlered]

watching videos like this is why you're single

[letsdoitmclovin]

what is this

[blong9511]

obviously, this is a joke so stop freaking out about it

[468chuckles]

that mirroring thing is bs, thats just creepy as hell

[laxwarrior64]

im sorry ladies, but if you dont have at least a somewhat cute face, its a done deal.

[mwhelchel7]

Is this a joke? Seriously? lol

[JackGhent]

Uh, just saying, this is completely incorrect.

Be yourself. It sounds corny, but it's true. It's easy to see who is putting on an act, and that immediately has me thinking "friends."

[Nomad1994]

I thought u shud flirt like an amateur...? :)

[slkujdghf]

OMG!! Impossible? Glen Patrick Banks SSN 372-50-8672

[carneycam17]

All I think about when I see this is "How to spot crazy." And we all know, never stick your dick in Crazy.

[dcs1892]

princess panchali

[SheSoTalented216]

1038 people are pissed cause they really wanted to know how to flirt lol!

Just be yourself, if he doesn't like you, why would you work that hard to get him?

[Karkeyz1]

great video,... btw, you slightly resemble Demi Lavato.

[BigF00tsDick]

AKA how to be a whore

[KaileeBooBabyBear13]

Osh Gosh Patosh.. He still Hasnt fallen for me..

[depelc]

I would prefer: "How to flirt like a Ho!"

[MrKonjem]

they would never date!

[chroniclesofgraffito]

tiffany smith you are a dumbass. if a girl ever went on a date with me and acted like you i would punch

[caladbolge]

don't forget to spill water on their pants on purpose and use your napkin to clean it

[RostadeBiffen]

Picking up a napkin is flirting?

[bhughs77]

grab him by the johnson, that always works on me

[Kaninfisken]

I really hope this is a joke. They're teaching women that only their looks matter and that acting like a whore will land you a man. At least they're being upfront about it - they do warn you that they'll teach you to "flirt like a pro" as if that was a consolation.

[TheLastStarkiller]

@Kaninfisken

I was about to comment with the same damn idea. This is ludicrous.

[mag3ontherun]

is this a joke?

[FinishTheNewLine]

@yourtango Look up the definition of the word 'mock'. I think you meant mirror or something else.

[Sally980]

wow...



[BrainMud]

Why isn't this in comedy?

[feedmytv]

this vid applies to monkeys dating.

[MountainQueen]

last night someone threw a brick at my head

[BDRioga]

show your ass.... show your boobies.... look at me and smile.... that is all u need to do woman :D

[yeehee55]

This is messed up!

[reinapayasa]

@floriath Please, like you're all hilarious treasures.. You can never have babies, so you'll die empty inside. HA

[hotkoolaid123]

@reinapayasa not if we eat your babies.....

[HomicidalDavid]

LMAO 2:20!!!!!!!!

[monicaelise36]

wtf is this a joke?

[alitizz1e]

The chloroform joke is getting pretty old. It's no longer clever. It's just unoriginal.

[jaydragon33]

im a guy, and now that i think about it, all this stuff works on me

[LittleDwarve]

Lol funny as!

[caughtandkilled]

rofl this video is hilarious!!

[moshpotpaul]

umm....

[seekmeelse]

LMAO !!

[Barbiiee360]

Seriously!!!! if i followed this i wudnt hav a boyfriend, its like that girl demonstrating is crazy or somen.

[becks74100]

WTF!

[emilygbone]

Is this serious? Really?

[tamaolemaa]

Some of this has happened to me, but I didn't know it was flirting. Just thought thats how girls were.

DAMNIT I COULD'VE GOT LAID.

[AkiraJaganashi]

@elspiclatino he is rite girls. Guys are way more nervous and 10 to 1 they will give u a shot if u juss be urselves, but not to wierd or spazzy.

[AngeliaClaire]

stupid!

[casmatt1]

is this for real?

[ReubyD118]

These do not work. At all. I will not be flattered by someone invading my personal space.

[danlong247365]

HAHA.... WOW. Too funny

[7145159]

lol . is this comedy

[NinjaRacoonDelta]

*shoves rag in someones face*

does this rag smell like cloraphorm to you?

[gaelgeseomra]

They forgot to say, put on your whores uniform.

[NotSoGracefulProd]

If within the first four minutes of meeting someone, if you are trying to convince him you are the one, you have a problem.

[laughmonkeyslaugh]

dude i am i guy and i do not agree with the first 2 rules pick a a napkin really and leaning in really close i mean we like being close but not like that thats fuc*ing weird

[xXxmissysunshinexXx]

is it me or does she look a bit like demi lavato?

[icompute]

LMAO... she whipped her hair back and forth!

[CIEOLIVIA]

@icompute LMAO

[RedDragonChrome]

Thats three minutes of my life i'll never get back.

[SuperAchievementHelp]

@RedDragonChrome Its not like u could do better

[HappyPeach568]

what did I just click on 0_0

[oOsprinklesOo]

I hope people realize that this video was supposed to be a joke..,

[ooddiinn31000]

booooooooring

[trulynot]

The commentator has split ends.

[cbrstunter24]

@trulynot Maybe..but she's still hot!

[trulynot]

@cbrstunter24 I think the blond with the dark eyebrows is hot.

[AllodsLover]

How to flirt? Take XTC... You will know most of the answers... 8D

[0TylerDurden0]

just take the roofies. saves you the trouble.

[xibanqnerddz]

wtf

[jasonjose29Nov]

WTF..why cant they just open their legs and say Jason please shag me...i mean why do woman love to complicate shit with body language and confuse us more..and dont worry ladies we will NEVER say to anyone who wants a charity fuck even if they are BUTT UGLY...cover the face and shag the Base..

[elspiclatino]

@jimmypictures coming from a guy who posts videos about computer programs, your a fucken loser!

[wasup23tube]

any chick who did anything in this video would turn me off... if you are a girl... and you want in a guys pants... tell him

[wondermega4ever]

noooope....you wanna flirt????1/smell and look descent (if you are a man)...smell and look great (if you are a girl)...NEVER THE OPPOSITE......have a good job and luv sport(if you are a man)....be girly and worhip shopping (if you are a woman)...NEVER THE OPPOSITE.....say yes to everything she says (if you are a man)...talk about him and never about you (if you are a girl)....NEVER THE OPPOSITE

[MrAlexandreJuby]

for all the noobs guys jsut get beer it all comme along XD

[attapattapie]

love your eyes. I always look at a girls eyes First!!!

[roxxie2471]

I met this guy and he foundout I like him.I have 2 periods with him adh always talks to me a certain time of day.Since he found out he seems to be more flirting and breaks the "touch" barrieralt.What does that mean.

P.S. I'm in the 6th grd.He's about toturn 13 and I'm 11 about to turn 12.

[glitch509]

This is fucking retarded. Flirting, if either your a man or a woman, comes out naturally throughout the conversation. Since when did anybody need flirting tips? Here's a good tip: If you can't flirt, DON'T! You'll only make things more difficult. Just be natural instead.

[Omniback20]

As a guy, this is really stupid...

[Johnem0]

the girl in the examples is hot :D

[Manseb]

He's batting out of his league.

[baretillo]

yeah i totally ram the teacher

[firelovebird]

Fetalembryo please don't encourage whoreness

[fetalembryo]

most important thing. show them yo titties.

[emspfaery]

@fetalembryo thats wat i do ha!

[Dutch35611]

Whatever happened to the ol' "I'll show u mine if you'll show me your's" tactic? If a woman tries that and it doesn't work, she might as well just forget it...

[loverlove2012]

how 2 flirt like a pro....more like how to be a whore lik a pro.

[Francozilla]

I came here only because I was bored.

[datingonlinedating]

The most important thing is to be yourself, if you try to do things you don't usually do you will fail and look ridiculous.

[15Protech]

no no no no no, they got it all wrong, for the guys just slam your meat onto the table and say, thats how big it is,... for the girls, just grab that cock with a full fist

[NiceGirlBest]

hahahaha poor guy!

[kuno1015]

I saw 0 flirting in the video.

[1mpuls1v3]

This has to be a joke--SERIOUSLY!!! hahahaha

[LeaLovesU2ube]

this is..... a joke... right?

[slim0221]

@LeaLovesU2ube No, it's social-dynamics 101, sure the video is a little goofy but everything is true.

[ilovepurplemonkeys12]

Eww why would you put the napkin on your face if you dropped it on the ground...

[dmsanct]

dicksuck is instant win

[FreedomUnitePortal]

@dmsanct haha xD

[LinkMyBoy]

Is chloroform still a valid flirting technique

[mrbillhicks]

@LinkMyBoy

It sure is... Best phrase you can use to get a chick into bed is "Is that Chloroform you can smell on my hankie ?"

[mandycat96]

@LinkMyBoy lol i dont like so

[ChristianOwenified]

@LinkMyBoy casey anthony made that one not aplicable anymore

[BestFlushedAwayfan]

I don't get the mirroring. If I do that to my crush, he'll think I'm crazy

[flounce31]

The mirror thing is just ridiculous. You'll just end up with a guy who's in love with himself. That'll bring you even more problems in the long run. I want him to like me for me, not for him.

[Xzun009]

I need 1/2 a second to determine if I like a girl or not. Not 4 minutes

[wendosomquty]

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[ksplyff]

TITS OR GTFO

[JimmayRyzz]

Lose the humor, keep the smart. IMO anyway.

[WashingMachine0]

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Just say "Hey, I like you. Please plow me." That's about all it takes. He's the one who's going to have a hard time maintaining his composure.

[Savvikas]

My god this is the most idiotic video i have ever seen.

The only true thing is about the possition of the head during the talk.

[TehShadower]

please dont throw away your thesaurus, i find intellectual superiority a huge turn-on.

[jeff5kyb]

wtf ? dont exaggerate...

[quackimaduck000]

these videos are so horribly sexist >_<

[elspiclatino]

this is stupid... ladies just be upfront, let the guy know your digging him, trust me we are a lot more nervous than you are!

[buttfuckbilbo]

@elspiclatino yup

[mahawaseem1]

You wanna bet the girl talking dsnt have a bf?

[bigjuiceyms101]

Im I The Only One That Thinks This Video Is Stupid

[thegriggspaul]

@bigjuiceyms101 no..!! its completely stupid,in a very big way.

[catlover945]

GET A LIFE!!!!!LOSER!!!!!

[adeebalex]

She acted like a whore. :P

[Xx666xXevil]

wuz this supose 2 be serious or funny?

[thelostworld]

haha quite funny

[BigAndTall666]

Studies have shown that people will make studies about anything is they can get a chance to study a dollar!

[2Patricia1]

LOL!!

[emoondacase]

this is a joke haha

[TheLittlesatsuma]

oh fuck i be too embarrassed to act like slut. lol

[TheLittlesatsuma]

lol shit, i need these lessons badly

[MonkeyToMars]

Miro ring =creepy

perfume= suffocating

[germanJunglette]

this is funny. really like it^^

[sarahekiefer]

I dont know weather to take this seriously or not..............I think not...

[blobskate]

lol wtf, this is stupid as hell

[samdiller]

I don't care this IS FUNNY

[summer20105707]

Attracted to people who remind us of ourselves. You must be joking right?

[RainAngel111]

mirroring, would NOT WORK!

[br0d1e69]

@RainAngel111 yeah if a chick started mirroring me id think she weird tell her to stop

[12321gigi]

if i was on a date with that guy, i would not be flirting

[wingersx]

dammm that blond is hot i wana flirt with her

[CrippledNasty]

women, be your god damn self, don't be some cake up fake ass. BE YOURSELF. you know what make up and flashy things tell me about a woman? how insecure she is. and for no reason. so starting off with being fake an insecure, is very undesirable. be yourself, be somebody worth having around, be useful, serve a purpose, be independent as well.

[heyyoubitme]

please tell me this is a joke.