I'm adopted and my parents are older. My mom reminds me of Red and my dad is like Kitty's dad (doesn't say much so we often forget he's around) and my older sister is like Laurie! I have this family but Spanish! It's great!
Cats are not awesome. I cannot play fetch with it, I cannot take it on walks, and I sure as hell can't convince it to go swimming with me.
Which leaves one to wonder: What exactly does a cat do that a dog can't do better? The only thing they have going for them is that they're low maintenance, but hell, so are fish. Are fish are just about as affectionate, from my experience.
@Omboth you have met or seen some bad cats. lol most of them try to keep themselves clean and mine and all my relatives are very affectionate. they like to play just not fetch. they prefer having something shiney to bat around or cat nip sprinkled on something. catnip is like cat marijuana. it makes them crazy happy.
@Omboth Cats are awsome, cats catch mice, keep rodents and other stray animals away, aswell as catching insects in or around the house., dogs just sit and watch it walk by or sniff its ass, you enjoy walking your dog? ok thats good I just hated, cleaning there shit infront of people everyday when they walk by or pissed off homeowners yelling cause of the piss. You like a dog swimming with you? so it can crap in the water or pee in it at anytime? I rather go swimming with my girlfriend.
Yeah he told it like it is, and then Mom sweetened it. They're a great match. Red was still very human; he took in Hyde, and when Kitty was pissed over whatever(menopause, Red being too mean, etc.) he would soften his demeanor and be sweet to her. He didn't drink too much, or anything like that. And when he was one time high on the drugs the dentist gave him, he told his son he loved him; very much. He was just tough with the truth, and in your face. Love the guy!
Red Forman 2012.
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ZiickCrocky 1 month ago
my cat doesnt crap in the house...
BadassRandomness 2 months ago
im a racist, and i find this cat
IDropKickAsians 2 months ago
Dumbass meets Red Foreman.
Red Foreman uses Foot.
Foot is very effective........
vzer32xj 2 months ago 2
My cat's 3 and she _still_ occasionally craps on the floor.
PunchSydeironReviews 3 months ago
"You get the smartest cat in the world, he still crap in your house". I told my parents that, my dad agreed, but my mom thought it sounded silly.
MrCrazycarl123 3 months ago 2
Cat meets hose
Works every time
Marvcohen 3 months ago
@Marvcohen It really does. LOL!
MrCrazycarl123 3 months ago
poor fez red doesnt even bother to learn his name
blackboy923 4 months ago
@AceofRazgriz2011 Since when was Full Metal Jacket anime?
Honestinwilkesbarre 5 months ago
my cat was watching this and he was laughing his furry ass off
zaper684 6 months ago
I've got this problem see Cats don't like me...so I don't like cats neh neh neh neh neh *bang* well give the cat a paw.
Spystreak 6 months ago
Can you believe he played an uptight senator on 24. Red would've put his foot up the senator's ass and say "leave Jack Bauer alone dumbass!!"
msinclair1991 6 months ago
i don't even...
Corkoth55 7 months ago
It's funny cause her name's Kitty.
gettinslippy 7 months ago 4
"why don't we just stop flushing" - lol
awahid100 10 months ago 11
@awahid100 '' It's the same thing '' - lol :P
162Joey188 7 months ago
so does she stay with the cat?
WelcomexToxDreamland 10 months ago
I don't get why Red worries about the cat pooping everywhere. Just tell Kelso or Fez it's a piece of candy.
Mynameisnotooo 10 months ago 4
solution fez plus cat costume
lockbreak12 10 months ago
the foreign kid just ate something off the floor.......
supernicewitit 11 months ago 4
Haha my last cat was a dumbass but he shit in the right place at least. Shithead :)
LulzRoyce 11 months ago
The cat stays out. It doesn't come in. Or else Kitty gets the hose again.
mseales 1 year ago
fez, Foreign, Exchange, ZTUDENT!!! XD FEZ!
EDWARDxELRICxLOVER 1 year ago
stop flushing? that's sick.
birgorkha1 1 year ago
i tell you what... why dont we stop flush.its a same thing.
CircusFreakism 1 year ago
if red from the 70s met al bundy from the 80s...
Need4Clips 1 year ago
They would make a love baby that turned into my dad.
bjchit 9 months ago
Instead of getting a cat, why don't we all stop flushing?
*awkard silence*
It's the same thing!
Elstinoss 1 year ago
foreign kid...
cdrrivera 1 year ago
i miss this show!!
partygirl209 1 year ago
best case scenery you get the smartest cat in the world he still craps in your house thumbs up
matt09ad 1 year ago
You get the smartest cat in the world...he still craps on your house! - Red Forman
OrenjiKoomori 1 year ago
hahahaha XD
ericforemanlover2223 1 year ago
lets all stop flushing
carrr133 1 year ago
"i met him this morning, and he met the hose!"
xenthosica 1 year ago
lol foreign kid
WolfBane15 1 year ago
I'm adopted and my parents are older. My mom reminds me of Red and my dad is like Kitty's dad (doesn't say much so we often forget he's around) and my older sister is like Laurie! I have this family but Spanish! It's great!
twistedroots666 1 year ago
lol Red should totally write his own book. =P
XhezthecrazymetalerX 1 year ago 4
he always brings everybody down, hahaha!
aaaaaallpppp 2 years ago
I wish my father were as funny as Red.
TheWorstWarlock 2 years ago 5
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godofwarrocksman 2 years ago
you know whats a funny word?
PICKLEWEASEL!
gandumaster69 2 years ago 7
lol, we've got steven, and kelso...and foreign kid
ccRHCP1 2 years ago 225
@ccRHCP1 Yes, that is what it said in the video I'm glad you listened.
TheAle89515 1 year ago
what are u all talking about lol. haha anyways haha I met him today and he met the hose
Jeffswimz1 2 years ago
Red M-Fing FORMAN
bxwhyteboi 2 years ago 7
thats true
if u go to someones house for dinner and u see their litter box its disgusting
cats are gross
SoCalPrincess112 2 years ago 9
we all gotta crap into something.
and cats are awesome..you'd think differently if you had one and learned to love it.
sill313 2 years ago
@sill313
Cats are not awesome. I cannot play fetch with it, I cannot take it on walks, and I sure as hell can't convince it to go swimming with me.
Which leaves one to wonder: What exactly does a cat do that a dog can't do better? The only thing they have going for them is that they're low maintenance, but hell, so are fish. Are fish are just about as affectionate, from my experience.
Omboth 1 year ago
@Omboth you have met or seen some bad cats. lol most of them try to keep themselves clean and mine and all my relatives are very affectionate. they like to play just not fetch. they prefer having something shiney to bat around or cat nip sprinkled on something. catnip is like cat marijuana. it makes them crazy happy.
hazzardwantcookies 1 year ago
@Omboth Cats are awsome, cats catch mice, keep rodents and other stray animals away, aswell as catching insects in or around the house., dogs just sit and watch it walk by or sniff its ass, you enjoy walking your dog? ok thats good I just hated, cleaning there shit infront of people everyday when they walk by or pissed off homeowners yelling cause of the piss. You like a dog swimming with you? so it can crap in the water or pee in it at anytime? I rather go swimming with my girlfriend.
PKA19 1 year ago
i wish my dad was more like red, i could use some of his wisdom around my house
kyle369963elyk 2 years ago 13
i think i need red forman as a father
LP1294 2 years ago 9
Yeah he told it like it is, and then Mom sweetened it. They're a great match. Red was still very human; he took in Hyde, and when Kitty was pissed over whatever(menopause, Red being too mean, etc.) he would soften his demeanor and be sweet to her. He didn't drink too much, or anything like that. And when he was one time high on the drugs the dentist gave him, he told his son he loved him; very much. He was just tough with the truth, and in your face. Love the guy!
...you dumbass! :-)
earp1673 2 years ago 15
Red is Like Simon Cowell on American Idol... some people just need to be told they suck. (or they're a dumbass)
bunchesnbarrels 2 years ago 4
lol, more like some of his foot in your ass!
WowzaBoyz 2 years ago
Red is tehe best char on that 70's show EVERR! PERIOD!!
Sereniama 2 years ago 47
word
Onehitter74 2 years ago 3
@Sereniama NO I'M TEHE BEST!
MasterMik332 2 months ago
"Foreign Kid" lol, sounds like a super hero name.
snackpeelskin 2 years ago 5
WHoa, I'm gonna be using that on catlovers... hahahaha
Trashfellas 2 years ago 2
'instead of getting cat, why dont we all stop flushing? its the same thing' haha Lol omg these two are my favs on the show xD
allovespeggy 2 years ago 3
Red Forman is a genius.
brentnoose 2 years ago 5
OH MY GOD! Red sounds JUST like my dad in this clip. :D
Bandaids4ever 3 years ago 4
and.. foreign kid, lmao
sumthingsick321 3 years ago 3
It's ironic, how Kitty wants a kitty XD
that70sguy2000 3 years ago 6
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thats coincidence, idiot. if kitty wanted a dog then that would be irony.
glendoi 3 years ago
No need to call me an idiot, everybody makes mistakes... idiot.
that70sguy2000 3 years ago 4
yeah, it really was uncalled for. im sorry.
glendoi 3 years ago 2
XD lol
edscissprs08 3 years ago
i thought irony is when someone eat too much iron
dhysbvj 3 years ago
lolXDhaha
superman9201995 3 years ago
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and i thought coincidence is when someone drink milk and die
dhysbvj 3 years ago
I think everyone in this thread will go to hell!
..wait.. O SHI-
DaSnail1 3 years ago
what is hell anyway?
dhysbvj 3 years ago
under your bed, or in your closet
24Tributer 2 years ago 2
We have Kelso, and Hyde, and... the foreign kid xD
writer8788 3 years ago 3
I met him this morning...
Then he met the hose!
ChicagoSportsFan82 3 years ago 10
'til he met the hose?
'til he met the hoes (garden tool)?
'til he met the ho'es? (you know what I mean)
thunderbolt421 4 years ago 160
:D You're sick, man... I like you ;)
terreaga 4 years ago 114
@terreaga thats hilarious
Superteen221 11 months ago
@terreaga i dont get it :(
peacemakeralexisle 6 months ago