My car is my lover 4/5

[gamakatzu]

I honestly wonder how much sperm remains there is in that Beatle´s pipe..?

[skattyable]

sick cunts

[expo357]

so they suffer from anililagnia, acrotomophilia, necrophilia (@ the junker) & hallucinations of their cars being alive & having feelings. If any of U see any of those guys watching Car & Driver / Popular Mechanics anywhere call the cops. U will be doing a gre@ favor to one car out there.

& girls, if U see Vanilla around, RUN! The car being waxed every hour with her owner's Carnauba makes it a birth fertilizer. Don't even touch it: sperms could jump over U & U'll be 4 a surprise in 9 months.

[TOBORtheMighty]

I would not want to ride in this guy's car...

[bockydo]

I guess no sexuality surprises me any more . Evolution is always trying new things , the fact that this is rare means it will be stamped out in the long run .

[VirusArtistDE]

4:00 No shit!

[lasneh]

02:28 mmm what a gilf ಠ_ಠ

[cocobrown3001]

I wonder what he thinks of Buses....

[CanisCaeleste]

Why can't they just fap like regular guys? They must be WONDERFUL mechanics -_e. and you know, sentience isn't a bad thing....

[daboysouflay]

He called the junk yard a graveyard...hes a necrophiliac .

[daboysouflay]

I wonder how much he would pay for a Carstitute.

[trapedd]

well, he can never really get rejected by the cars

[Sourpusscandy]

keep that guy away from mycar!

[samreayable]

what happened in 3/5 content was bloked in my country, fill me in people

[gavinpoot]

@samreayable he jerked off and ejaculated on the film crews car tyre

[samreayable]

@gavinpoot

word.

[PinkFlyBoat]

poor cars :/

[devilshomie]

So if he has sex with a go-kart would he be considered a pedophile? lol

[FANTOMTRON]

i laughed when there van broke and they had to ride his car lol

[FlyingBoxHead]

@springer0421 She even got a buzz cut before graduation.*shivers*

[FlyingBoxHead]

@springer0421 There was this REALLY creepy girl at my middle school named Todd.I guess it's a unisex name.

[FlyingBoxHead]

Hide yo cars and hide yo vans!

[Grothnag]

When they had to ride in Todd I felt sorry for them...who knows how many times that guy has splooged all over the seats

[MilitantOldLady]

can you imagine walking to your car in the parking lot and seeing that guy masturbating on your car!?

[andr3w68201]

Nascar should ban him to save any embarrassment

[kvbrock82]

would you leave your kids with this gentleman?

[xGURESU]

Ugh, why was he in SF...

[chloeofaus]

He calls it a 'graveyard', we call it a 'junkyard'.

[mumbles005]

If that dude touched my car, I'd stomp a mud hole in his ass. I love my car, but I don't LOVE my car.

[phootang]

omg at 3:25 that was my car and i remeber driving beside that guy omg i feel violated

[MannyJazzcats]

@phootang bullshit



[TDOTEMPIRE]

@phootang LOLLLL, that must of been an awkward moment when you seen this clip

[Laylawantsthisname]

@phootang Ew I feel sorry for you! He wanted to lick it?

[phootang]

this guy is a car molester

[egoleech]

SO wierd