Gotta love the double standard. A gay man says disgusting stuff like p00n handler and he's funny and charming. A straight man does the same thing and he's creepy and gross.
Whats wrong with him being gay? The one thing wrong with him is that he's a dude.. I'd love a chick that sees unicorns crossing, drinks her ass of and loves to take me to a whorehouse!!!and somehow i like hershey bars even more now. Now i need to become a PhD;-) And...hell yeah i'm a chick!!!
lol "hide under this; (touches fingers) sorry its alil sticky (harold and kumar gags) LMFAO he had sex with some chick; (swerves wheel hard) Gezzez crist!!! did u see that unicorn. its horn was so shiny. here's to u tashonda...hope u kept the baby. LOL
I think the reason they made him the biggest womanizer in this movie is because he always plays a ladies man in TV shows and movies but is gay in real life.
@MrHaseo14 I was bummed to find out he way gay because I was so wishing he was exactly like his character in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Either way NPH has created an awesome fictional persona for himself. Its classic and its basically an extention of the chatacrer he plays on How I Met Your Mother.
anyone knows the name of this song?
Blackatz21 5 hours ago
The indian guy plays in how i met your mother now, with neil.
kingofmonra 20 hours ago
BARNEY XDD
noob646 1 day ago
@gwap4008 it's awesome I did it once plan on doin it again plus there is no proven negative effects
BBall3pt 2 days ago
I watched Starship Troopers. AMAZING!!!!!
amerrittification 3 days ago
makes me want to take shrooms
gwap4008 3 days ago
2 words my friend. starship.....FUCKIN TROOPERS! AHAHAHAHA
sirtheory1 6 days ago
@KIDSWAGG Check yo self by ice cube.
TheBTD3 1 week ago
whats the name of the song in the first car scene????
KlDSWAGG 1 week ago
Thumbs up if the song played in the car reminded you of GTA SA.
GamerHDXtreme 1 week ago 7
This generations Cheech and Chong haha...
Chickenwing792 2 weeks ago
i love how harold and kumar have both been in himym :)
imabitofanerd 2 weeks ago
We can ill afford another Klendathuu!
LeCutter 2 weeks ago
what the fuck? <3 :)
HuberTomi 2 weeks ago
Jesus Christ!! Did you see that unicorn? It's horn was so shiny.
That is freaking hilarious!!
theameskid 3 weeks ago 2
what thef?
Skatetutorial7 3 weeks ago
He is so hot when he says fuck. <3
presqueislepwnz 3 weeks ago 2
best part of these movies is the NPH cameo!
rattlhed1 3 weeks ago
TE....that's were i'm heading
HAHA what are the odds?
i have no idea why that cracks me up :L
MyAddictiontoPunk 4 weeks ago
what song is playing in the background ? please*
RenanSCstratocaster 1 month ago
@RenanSCstratocaster Ice Cube - Check Your Self
YossiDagan 1 month ago
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@RenanSCstratocaster Fooled Around and Fell In Love by Elvin Bishop
wehrmachtss1938 3 weeks ago
@wehrmachtss1938
WTF?
Skatetutorial7 6 days ago
@RenanSCstratocaster Check "yo" self
antjz0 3 weeks ago
PRICELESS
YossiDagan 1 month ago
NPH is just as cool in part 3!
TheBTD3 1 month ago
whats the name of that song neil has in the car
MunozMagic 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
@MunozMagic yeh im 44 i think its a seventies song, i just cant put my finger on it, do you know what it is?
AllTheGirlsIveLoved 1 month ago
I deserve an oscar for that performance
You do!
*Pause*
xD
MadeOfCATS 1 month ago
Yo.
elementaldan 1 month ago
Great Acting!!! :))))))))
kubiksahara 1 month ago
Haben Sie jenes Einhorn gesehen?:)
kathy14349 1 month ago
Did you hear that unicorn?
kodytchak 1 month ago
this is actually one of my favourite scenes
popnfresh511 1 month ago
No Buts! I'm going to a whorehouse, and i'm gonna get my fuck on!
saucealicious 1 month ago
Gotta love the double standard. A gay man says disgusting stuff like p00n handler and he's funny and charming. A straight man does the same thing and he's creepy and gross.
mrbrockpeters 2 months ago
@mrbrockpeters If you think poon handler is disgusting you are in grade school and/or a bitch
Jesseisgucci 1 month ago
@Jesseisgucci I think handling your mother's poon is disgusting.
U mad bro?
mrbrockpeters 1 month ago
Neil. Patrick. Harris. It is an honor to meet you sir.
Jacob1Sosinavage 2 months ago
lol ice cube
EddieMoonWalker 2 months ago
Harold and Kumar 3D is awesome too watch it guys!
scarletinne 2 months ago 3
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"What does the PH stand for in NPH?" "Uhm, Patrick Harris?" "No, common mistake. Penis Handler."
Rick132500 2 months ago
Who knows what the song is at 1.37??
macccooo 2 months ago
18 ppl can't handle poons
makemoneyspendmoney 2 months ago 2
lol
billiejoemhfan 2 months ago
everytime i watch this video my balls get sooo wet
jpmuthafuka 2 months ago
DETOUR!!!!!!!!!
515shawn 2 months ago
i saw the 3rd one. it was funny dont get me wrong. but this one is still the best :D
aaroncrawford66 2 months ago in playlist aaroncrawford66's favorites
PURE CLASSIC
YossiDagan 2 months ago
NPH NEVER remembers Harold's name. :D
zomgthesoftness 2 months ago
That was three words. Fucking is also a word.
TheBTD3 2 months ago
where the hell was his oscar nomination????? =[
ShpadoinkleGirl5 2 months ago
I was dying when I saw the unicorn... his horn was so shiny O_O
halo12094 2 months ago 21
WOW! did you see that unicorn had me cracking up
watertaco 2 months ago
17 people didn't see the unicorn
ryansmitty96 2 months ago
"oh what the fuuuck!"
tcoon91 2 months ago
"gary and kumar!"
"harold, its harold"
"..sorry dude i forgot!.."
tcoon91 2 months ago
If you want to know the secret of being you will come with us! xD amazing!
rahvu420 2 months ago
Jesus Christ, Did you see that unicorn lol
shreddintheaxe 2 months ago
Im gonna get my FUCK on
HyperSoraSky 2 months ago
"I love you too Mr. Patrick Harris....."
MMAboi1126 2 months ago
Ice Cube - Check Yo Self (The Message Remix) For those ones who are wondering 'bout the song... vote me up ;)
lildave81 3 months ago
Whats wrong with him being gay? The one thing wrong with him is that he's a dude.. I'd love a chick that sees unicorns crossing, drinks her ass of and loves to take me to a whorehouse!!!and somehow i like hershey bars even more now. Now i need to become a PhD;-) And...hell yeah i'm a chick!!!
Ipyana1976 3 months ago
if he wasn't gay he would be perfect
mistapunchface 3 months ago
Common mistake, the PH stands for Poon Handler
alholdem91 3 months ago
When he said "it's gonna be .... a bumpy fuckin ride" I swear, I was waiting "it's gonnna be LEGENDARY! ":D
Kaculik91 3 months ago 107
@Kaculik91 Legen..wait for it...Dary
SynysterZodiac 6 hours ago
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Kaculik91 3 months ago
NWA check yourself ;D
glosteradv 3 months ago
NPH ANOUGH TO SAY???????? ANSWER: NO
Mrlaboeuf89 3 months ago
N.P.H is so effing awsome!!! ^_^
Abrego89 3 months ago
I always wondered why he picks the fat ugly whore but then I read he's a fag and it totally makes sense now.
AdamElseify 3 months ago
this is the funniest fucking thing ever
FridgeThatTrolls5 3 months ago
whats the name of the song ? :)
BENNNYxP 3 months ago
@BENNNYxP check your self - ice cube
zsinkydude 3 months ago
It's so weird to see someone with such a sweet, little-kid face talking about sex and drugs. I can't even process it.
QuestAccount 3 months ago
lmfao
970koki 3 months ago
neil patrick harris. YO?
crytoyourmom 3 months ago
correction. poon handler.
daballs495 4 months ago
I like straight niel better
StraightEdge316RULES 4 months ago
2:22 She had this... tiny little Hershey kiss nipples!!! hahaha
FlashyLifeTV 4 months ago
this video never gets old<3=)
kathy14349 4 months ago
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IM GOING TO A WHORE HOUSE AND IM GONNA GET MY FUCK ON!!!
ponypeckermunch666 4 months ago
IM GOING TO A WHORE HOUSE AND IM GONNA GET MY FUCK ON!!!
ponypeckermunch666 4 months ago
"What does the PH stand for in NPH?" "Uhm, Patrick Harris?" "No, common mistake. Poon Handler."
EforVendettaa 4 months ago 75
@EforVendettaa neils per hour i saw it on :) the trailer for the harold and kumar christmas trailer.
xRubberNinjax 2 months ago
"Every time i see a bag of Hershey kisses my balls get so wet" funny
Davathu619 4 months ago
He should get his fuckin oscar for that performance jejej.
U rocked it NPH
durangosandiego95 4 months ago
that horse cracks me up "Neil!!!!"
em905634 4 months ago
neil poon handler
guitarhero3689 4 months ago
everytime i see a bag of herseys kisses my bawlz gets so wet. LOL so everytime he goes shopping he walks around with wet ichy bawlz LOL
MrCrashoveride54 4 months ago
lol "hide under this; (touches fingers) sorry its alil sticky (harold and kumar gags) LMFAO he had sex with some chick; (swerves wheel hard) Gezzez crist!!! did u see that unicorn. its horn was so shiny. here's to u tashonda...hope u kept the baby. LOL
MrCrashoveride54 4 months ago
i lov how hes playin some cube
massshysteria 4 months ago
@massshysteria what song is that
Davathu619 4 months ago
@Davathu619 lol....check yourself- ice cube
massshysteria 4 months ago
Some of the funniest movies ever
legacy317 4 months ago
16 people didnt see the unicorn
alloyz1212 4 months ago
WTF???xD
48tank 4 months ago
i just think it's awesome how he can play himself as such a junkie asshole and not care. simply brilliant!
allypezz 4 months ago 4
ICE CUBE !!!!!!!
mrdanijel 4 months ago in playlist Video's die door mrdanijel aan de favorieten zijn toegevoegd
"Jesus Christ. Did you see that unicorn. It's horn was so shiny."
LOL that has to be my favorite line in the whole movie
mayaemogrl 4 months ago 4
pensive nph =[
PinkFloydrulez 4 months ago
I Love you too Mister Patrick Harris ! hahah thats movie was hilarious,, cant wait for the christmas one
Sithemp11 4 months ago
wwwhhat the?? haha
whoami1177 4 months ago
Did Niel come out before this movie? He has sex with a girl at that whore house. He's amazing.
TheTechnoTurtle 4 months ago
@TheTechnoTurtle
He's been open since like 2004(I'm semi sure). But ya, he's the coolest gay man ever
MrTHEcrock 4 months ago 2
How is Neil patrick Harris gay in the movie?? No homo
TheBTD3 4 months ago
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MrChocolateOliver 4 months ago
wierd that NPH is gay but in this movie his straight as f*ck
henrikjanssonjansson 5 months ago
I love you too Mr Patrick Harris
betsyboy06 5 months ago
wasnt that just a tv show JESUS CHRIST DID U SEE THAT UNICORN ITS HORN WAS SO SHINY LMFAO!!!!! classic
bigboy14100 5 months ago 2
What's the song when they get in the car? Please someone tell me.
GreenIInk 5 months ago
@GreenIInk ice cube check yo self
Buffaloow 5 months ago
Dude this guy makes me wanna get high too
delov100 5 months ago
I LOVE SHROOMS !
OutletBoyalex 5 months ago
"Jesus Christ! Did you see that unicorn? Its horn was so shiny."
ImDefyingGravity1 5 months ago
I love this guy if only i had a friend like Him
MrJamaloriginal 5 months ago
"Yo." Cracked up xD
HankieBear 5 months ago
No buts! I'm going to a whorehouse and I'm gonna get my fuck on! If you two don't want to get your dicks wet, that's fine with me! :D
nosniki1 5 months ago
Tashanda lol
MarkoSogz 5 months ago
I really wanted NPH to say "Texas! That's where I'm headed! What a crazy random happenstance!" Would have made this scene so much better. :P Haha
filmsbyzackcog 5 months ago
Ha shit i fucken love this part the "straightest gay man alive"jammin check yo self and muchin shrooms........shit that right thuurr is a bad ass!
DarkRebel7575 5 months ago
son: Mom!!!! I think i just saw a man ride a damn unicorn
Mom: Oh son it's just Neil Patrick Harris
(son face expression) :O
911esteban07 5 months ago
I'm gonna rent a ornage chevy cobalt, get high of shrooms and say NPH's lines on a police checkpoint!!!! FTW!!!!
harris3693 5 months ago
most awesome gay man ever
kietasss 5 months ago
"every time I see a bag of hersheys kisses my balls get so wet!"
ShitTalkinDandylions 5 months ago
Hey guys come to my channel ... Barney Stinson videos ... and also a lot of NPH videos ...
Barney83Stinson 5 months ago
"Did you see that unicorn? Its horn was so shiny!" LOL
81jeepfreakjr 5 months ago 2
I now have a pic of NPH on the unicorn as my desktop background.
MadDuckInc151 6 months ago 25
@MadDuckInc151 haha !!
Sithemp11 5 months ago
best part FTW
Andy50k1 6 months ago
looks like he's shooting in How I met Your Mother. I like as actor, as well as a person.And yeah he's totally the straightest-gay man alive.
RollChaos 6 months ago 2
check yourself - ice cube is the song :) thumbs up so the idiots that cant read the description ..
DaisyDuke898 6 months ago
"Im going to a fucking whore house!!! If you two dont want to get your dicks wet, its fine with me!"
MrFucker47 6 months ago
OMG WHAT SONG IS PLAYING
MrRawr18 6 months ago
@MrRawr18 it's Fooled Around and Fell In Love by Elvin Bishop :)
RankielGuitar 5 months ago
I Love Neil Patrick Harris he is my Favorite Actor ever since he was Doogie Howser MD
Crazy4NPH 6 months ago 4
im so used to seeing NPH in a suit :P
naildatbomb 6 months ago
"NO BUTS!, im going to a whorehouse and im gonna get my fuck on!"
Streamlin3 6 months ago
To be honest, my ex girlfriend's getting married
*Dramatic sunglass removal*
MadeOfCATS 6 months ago 5
i love neil patrick harris! <3
ashleajade192 6 months ago
why does Neil have to gay.. he's hot as fuck.
zebrahattack 6 months ago 2
suit yourself
xXrainingfaithXx 6 months ago
lmao why does harold always do random screams XDD
blacksushi150 6 months ago 2
i love me some shrooms
cheepo888 6 months ago
Jesus Christ!!!!!!! did you See that Younicorn!!!!!!
TheFranklin503 6 months ago
What's the song that is being played?
aCroatianSensation 6 months ago
watch?v=p0HZW9JiudY @aCroatianSensation
Frosty561 6 months ago
@aCroatianSensation Ice Cube - Check urself
zaqxoable 6 months ago
who is neil patrick harris?
keloid123 6 months ago
@keloid123 that deserves no response..
TheSQUIRTREYNOLDS 6 months ago 5
Fooled around and fell in love 2:58
xtrastrongmints 6 months ago
what is the song that plays at 2:58??
xtrastrongmints 6 months ago
LOL NPH is like the best part of any Harold And Kumar movie, so glad he survived the gunshots and is gonna be in the 3rd movie :)
Paleoworld101 6 months ago 3
Jay and Silent Bob should meet Harold and Kumar.
addzack11 6 months ago
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the one "yo" is fucking turbaconepic
harz1835 6 months ago
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harz1835 6 months ago
Najlepsze 6:46 mojego życia !
LukaszDSNS 7 months ago
he acts more like barney stintson
NPHarrislover 7 months ago
FUCK DID YOU SEE THAT UNICORN?!
whtevrsonmymind 7 months ago 59
I think the reason they made him the biggest womanizer in this movie is because he always plays a ladies man in TV shows and movies but is gay in real life.
nowwithmorekick 7 months ago 3
I heard this guy is gay
LilBlacJac510 7 months ago
@LilBlacJac510 u heard correct sir... hes still FUCKING AWESOME!!!
tml4EVAR 7 months ago
NEIL POON HANDLER HARIS
NPH*
THRASHTILLMEGADETH 7 months ago
LOL Kumars face @2:31
JayBrownAlpha 7 months ago
I love you too Mr Patrick Harris, so awesome :D
Baracuda1337 7 months ago
it's gonna be a BUMPY FUCKIN RIDE
KrazzzyKyle 7 months ago
Neil Patrick Harris
The straightest-gay man alive
MrHaseo14 7 months ago 292
@MrHaseo14 oh dont i wish ;)
nicolemariepotvin 6 months ago
@MrHaseo14 I was bummed to find out he way gay because I was so wishing he was exactly like his character in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Either way NPH has created an awesome fictional persona for himself. Its classic and its basically an extention of the chatacrer he plays on How I Met Your Mother.
GoongalaGoongala 6 months ago
@MrHaseo14 Or the gayest straight man alive. Hmmmmmmn.
GoongalaGoongala 6 months ago
@MrHaseo14 i was surprised when he came out...he doesn't seem gay.
jeffersonstairship 5 months ago
@MrHaseo14 "I'm coing to a whore house and I gonna get my fuck on" you are fuckin right :))
MayChild8 4 months ago
wjats the song in the background? i love it
jaeOneS2 7 months ago
@jaeOneS2 ice cube- check yo self
sshhitrollsdownhill 7 months ago
@jaeOneS2 Fooled Around and Fell In Love Elvin Bishop
sillyseattlechick 7 months ago
@sillyseattlechick thanks!
jaeOneS2 7 months ago
Every time I see a bag of Hershey's Kisses, my balls get so wet.
Mad1093 7 months ago 7
garyyyy and kummmarrr
LOL
gary
1kurtcobaine 7 months ago
poon handler
lmfao
1kurtcobaine 7 months ago
i forgot he was in starship troopers until i saw this movie. lol
nph53 7 months ago
5:28 lmfo
1kurtcobaine 7 months ago
the unicorn wispers neils name lol
1kurtcobaine 7 months ago