Eddie Murphy Raw Stand up Comedy part 3

[cfunkbner]

Money & Love dont mix like 2 dicks

[hashimgas]

Let me get this right, your getting a Burning Sensation?? Lmao

[ajgreen38]

now we have 300 million and 70 dollars.

hahahahahahaha!

[flabelfly1]

2 people tried to get 150 million dollars from Eddie Murphy

[K4ylan]

them ends is meeting like a mothafucka

[marth21]

2 people tried to say FUCK YOU to eddie murphy and got ignored lol

[longonisaboy]

fuckin love eddie murphy....coming to america= greatest comedy film

[epidemic78]

EDDIE MURPHY! FUCK YOU!!!!!

[hoboman1000]

Pretty sure I almost barfed up a lung from laughter!! lmfao!

[favthings]

4:23 best part....if your a guy

[paygi110709]

Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor THE BEST COMEDIANS EVER!!

[thug8200]

@paygi110709 add bernie mac and you got it

[shrekfan92]

Good actor, but comedy isn't really his thing. Best part I heard was the "I'd burn my house down" part.........that's about it.

I mean no offense to him or any of his fans. Heck, I'm one of them - just not when it comes to comedy.

Sorry. Honestly!! But still.

I am SOO sorry. I really mean no offense to him or his fans. Like I said, I love him too! But he's only funny when it comes to movies. SO sorry; I hate saying it. But...yeah...

:(

[paygi110709]

Dont worry dude you are a shrekfan that explains all....and probably your white lol

[mcadkidswwe]

@shrekfan92 troll.

[sovibrant]

@shrekfan92 sometimes its good to have multi-faceted opinions. sometimes people are just wrong. You are wrong. Can you not hear the audience in this. This is the most pointless comment ever. How could anyone suggest his movies are funnier!!!! They are generally main stream crap made for 5 year olds that even Eddie Murphy doesnt rate that highly.

[solidsnackumzzz]

@shrekfan92 Stand up is where he belongs, his latest films suck balls

[shrekfan92]

@solidsnackumzzz As "not recent" as it is; I do like Men in Black. That's a good movie.

[solidsnackumzzz]

@shrekfan92 Will smith stars in MIB, not eddie murphy

[shrekfan92]

@solidsnackumzzz Ohhh.........OK......:P It's been a VERRRY long time since I saw it.

[GoodBoyTV]

Looool he sounds like Rasputia!!

[0863566923]

@GoodBoyTV Dats because Eddie Murphy plays Rasputia u idiot!

[GoodBoyTV]

@0863566923 Nah how'd you work that out Sherlock?

[0863566923]

@GoodBoyTV Ur da 1 dat sounded like an idiot....if u knew he was rasputia, why wud u say he sounds like her

[GoodBoyTV]

@0863566923 I was laughing because he done rasputias voice thats what made the joke funny.

[mwaugh92]

"Let me get this right. So you're getting a burning sensation, when you urinate?"

"No, fire shoot out my dick, is all. A burst of flame fly out my dick when I pee. I can't even pee in the house, I burn my house down. I gotta go outside. I was outside peeing, dude tried to mug me, I turned around and burned him up on the street. Because my dick is a blowtorch, is what I'm trying to say."

[drokan13]

"Let me get this right."

"So you're getting a burning sensation when you urinate?"

"No, fire shoot out my dick, is all."

[BigSheyShizzle]

Who flagged this? Dumbass.

[xCANOCx]

good ol times

[Jefrma]

the ´half´ -thing really seemed to cut the ppl in audience in two parts, but as a woman myself I cant but agree with murphy on this stuff. So guys, remember- no OK from you! stand your ground and let your woman know that as well when it comes to "half"! See through theatrical tears and whining! Dont-Give-In!

[glossyxokizzez]

OMG eddie's face @ 7:25 PRICELESS!!!! LMFAO!!

[TheGarcia350]

lmfao eddie makin fun of foreigners who cant speak english.

[crissfoo96]

suck my dick ehh ? . suck it you black motherfucker ! xDDDD

[marter2006]

hey eddie...fuck you....fuck you, eddie : D

[jenniepepsi]

I like his impersonation of white men :P

[Obedias1]

HALF!i!i!i!ii!i!!i!i!i!i!i!i!!­i LMFAOOOOO.

[thephantomtwilight]

Lmao epic.

[MegaChulo69]

what kind of clothing is he wearing hahahahahaha that purple suit is crazy

[KusanagiKyo108]

"now there's pussy control for you there" =D hahahaha

[superpollomanforever]

224 like and 1 dislike well somebodys a dumbass

[TranceSapphire]

only 63 comments c'mon people this is true comedy

[MrF0x123]

Fuck you Eddie, ur so fucking funny man

[Halo1138]

Oh shit herpes; I crapped out!

[sxbrow]

Who in their right mind would dislike this...this dude is hilarious

[btyrsov]

@sxbrow Bill Cosby

[Anarchistt86]

FUCK Eddie Murphy THE FUCKIN ASSHOLE

[415jdookie]

coming to america was eddie's best movie. if u haven't seen it u need to. it's his best achievement in my opinion. it's one of the best comedies i've ever seen. don't let pluto nash fool u. he had talent. he just wasted it.

[elliphor]

one more roll, one more roll here blow on this for me please LOL

[wesnile]

Well thats a contract that stipulates we would ever break up you take what you have when you came into the relationship and I take what I have. *shit faced grin*

[wesnile]

Eddie Murphy.....FUCK YOU!

[damedame09]

if you had 5$ and had to give up 2.50$ youd be upset

[daydayakasmokey]

0 dislikes, Flawless Victory

[smell0my0nipples]

@daydayakasmokey Rawless Victory

[ItachiUchiha200871]

@daydayakasmokey DON'T JINX IT!

[ghoztgunner]

@daydayakasmokey not anymore man..sum punk ass hit the dislike button..

[daydayakasmokey]

@ghoztgunner Damn!, Im gonna hunt this fool down

[ghoztgunner]

@daydayakasmokey amen brudda!!

send me a greeting card!! id love to see the look on that puto's face!

[vitovinci]

thats pussy control! love it..fucking amazing!!

[elmariachi109]

what he said.... this happened to tiger wood...

[DominicanLou]

Eddie Murphy! FUCK YOU!

[missbrookiecookie87]

EDDIE SHOULD BE A MARRIAGE COACH

[MrJohnnyYves]

american women are evil

[gotmelo]

haha get the fuck out my face with that bullshit...

[butterflysuper12]

"What does it mean when fire shoot outcha dxck?"

"You're getting a burning sensation when you urinate?"

"No fire shoot out my dxck."

XD He is a comical genius.

[DaBoi365]

HALF!

hahahah

[Tinthea1]

EDDIE MURPHY ............. FUCK YOU !

fuck yooouu eeeddie , i know you , your det "fuck you man" ahh

hahahaah , I love hiiiim ! <3

[darkveroth]

dam he tell the truth

[JoshNoseworthy1995]

heeeeey eddie murphy...... fuck you!!!!!!! I know you :p

[jaywinzy]

Oh hi Eddie, didn't know u was home I was just talking to "Umm Foo Foo" abt a couple of things. Lol

[devon8trillionaire]

haralious hahahahahahhahahaha

[frankwhite432]

funny because eddie got divorced and bitches got all his money, sux for him and so ironic

[xxousia]

@frankwhite432 I was just about to comment on that but you beat me to it.

[KT926]

"Eddie Murphy!! Fuck you!! Fuck you Eddie!!"

"I love it, suck my dick eh?"

ROFL XD

[reknak]

NO PUSSY IS WORTH, 150 MILLION DOLLARS!

[Spartan995]

He got 300 Million the ends are meetin' like a motherfucker! LMFAO

[ibha1981]

Money and love do not mix, pure honousty. Thank you Eddie.

[DanUpdike37]

EDDIE MURPHY! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU EDDIE! lmao eddie murphy you are the man

[bhb93]

this is funny

[GameLantern337]

NO PUSSY IS WORTH $150 MILLION DOLLARS!! LMAO

[missmaestro1]

HALF!!!

[ElvisBLove]

You can so see Respusha (from Norbit) when he talks like a woman. Like at 8:20

[nzephier]

ima go up to eddie murphy someday an tell em "FUCK YOU!" in a ethnic accent. i wanna see if he wil laugh an be like "lol ur a fan arent you?" or if hes like "...well fuck you to"

[igorkirov1]

hahahaha



[riseagainstneverdie]

you're the fuck you man right!?

hahahh

[uub12]

HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[supaman2525]

@uub12 everytime i here that word from a woman i had nightmares lol

[nemke1990]

Suck my dick,aaa? Suck it you black mathafuckah...lol

[Obelisk2290]

WONDER HOW MUCH HE HPAID HIS EXWIFE

[MiquRyuhi]

this guy's smile is just hilarious... cracks me up

[MINDxWORM]

0:22 Fuck you eddiiieee, i know youuuuu. i see you on television. youre the fuck you man right? i love it. fuck my dick huh? fuck it you black motherfucker!

[dergru]

i can't even pee in my own house i'll burn my house down

lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

[PyschadelicFan]

Same here....

[ogunbekuno2009]

i almost pissed my pants

[sexykikyo21able]

@ogunbekuno2009 same here.. eddie mad funny

[taedog15]

eddie murphy fuck you! lol

[310thegame228]

fuck you eddie!!!! lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooox­10000

[omopolata]

this is the best one i've seen.

the last part is so true

[Poppenhuis]

Hahaha xD