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  • OH SHIT i see Mr.Teitel :D

  • STUYVESANT!!!

  • you go to hell bronx science.

  • stuy is the best. thats all.

  • I have a few friends that go to Stuyvesant. They're assholes.

  • @iloveoldschool figures

  • LOL after the boys started showering joke, you can hear a girly voice say: "NO IT DIDN'T!" :D

  • conan is from stuy O_O??? no kidding <3

  • @spicawind11

    Nope. He did go to Harvard though.

  • @CaptainCrunchOwns stuy is a highschool and harvard is a university

  • @evilman210

    Yes, thanks Capt. Obvious. I knew that when I posted my comment. : P

  • And I took it but I never showed up!

  • conan should write his own show

  • @exhalethepast I'm graduating this year! :D

  • same video, different angle and 3 posts interesting

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  • for all people that say the school is lucky, it is on of the hardest school to get into, and i got in! Woot-Woot!

  • @The619man1 -- And youre gonna die a virgin! Woot-Woot!

  • @sabdow a liitle harsh, don't you think!

  • @sabdow

    Hey I'm going to die a virgin too. Even without getting into STUY.

  • @The619man1

    Yeah like that means anything these days.

  • WORD SON.

  • He's killing here

  • Nice footage here. Recommending a new book to all. "You Have A College Degree, Now What?"

  • go conanando

  • How?!

  • wow, did you see that presenter?? He got to latch onto Conan and hug him for like 5 seconds...

    lucky bastard!

  • 1:30 watch like 30 seconds after, thats hilarious

  • I just got into stuyvesant. :D :D :D :D :D

  • lawls i failed...

  • @XDarkish

    Ah you still can do it in 9th grade.

    Stay positive! :D :D :D :D :D

  • oh he did NOT just diss Bx science, haha...

  • ahahhahaha throw a hot drink in their face and run away

  • wtf man my cousin was class of 08' why Coco why 06'...why did 06' get all the luck...lol

    I'm With CoCo

  • BOYCOTT NBC AND JAY LENO

  • conan is the shit

  • oh man, science class of '99. how could you coco, how could you. :[

  • i went to bronx science -_____-

  • AHAHAHAHA

  • LOL conan took the 60K but never showed up lol

  • i would love to have conan as my speaker

  • yeeuhh stuy

  • i'm applying for stuy this year. i think. hopefully i'll get in.

    how did stuy get conan to come. thats cool

  • i go here :D

  • "....grandparents who have no idea who I am...." LOL. How great for those kids to have Conesy as their speaker.

  • He's not an alum - Stuy is the most exclusive (and prestigious) public high school in NYC. Also, no football team. Go Peglegs!

  • HOW DOES THAT HS GET CONAN.. bastards

  • stuy=awesome

  • @ne0huang Money.

  • @wondercast It's very academically prestigious.

  • @ne0huang Possibly because they know how to use question marks and other punctuation...

  • @ne0huang Because STUYVESANT HS IS FREAKING BOSS GET AT US FOO

  • How does a cat work?

  • God I Miss Conan June 1st can't come fast enough

  • God damn it.

  • Conan is such a history buff. He probably didn't even have to use Wikipedia to know the history of this school.

  • l0l

  • OMG ID DIE THATS FUCKING AWESOME!!!

  • ohio wesleyan! woo, except I feel like I was just insulted

  • like...Jay Leno doing stand-up?

  • Conan is awesome. This is a great speech!

  • Aww man, I wish he would've went to my graduation. I would've loved to meet Conan O' Brien. That guy's so hilarious! XD.

  • LMFAO @ the person that yells "no they didnt" when Conan says boys started showering!

  • Greatest Grad Speech of All Time!!!

  • LOL that kid has a lisp.

  • I feel bad for you then.

  • I wish I got into Stuyvesant just to see Conan. I live in Queens, but I have never been able to even see his show.

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  • He wasn't paid for this. =)

  • my high school keynote speaker was a fucking dermatologist... jesus.

  • You go to hell Bronx Science! haha

  • OMFG that would be EPIC!! It makes mine look pathetic...oh wait it waz..

  • i wish he would have been at my graduation

  • this is the best speech i have ever heard at a graduation

  • i wish conan spoke at my graduation...

    --Chris

  • Conan isn't a republican. He donated money to the Democratic Senator Chris Dodd for his 08 Presidential run.

  • in nyc

  • FYI, Conan spoke at Stuyvesant for free. The students wrote him a letter with an invitation to speak and he graciously agreed to do so free of cost. Stuyvesant is a nationally renowned high school and Conan knows it. He also lives just a couple of blocks away from the graduation location, so it's a quick walk.

  • you go to hell bronx science !

  • i dont no y guys care if he is a republican. But 1 of his first skits he ever did was about how he was dum liberal student. And how he is now Raging republican comedian. You don't have to dislike him cause he is one. he is very professional its not like he is oprah out there for 1 guy. I hate how politics is brought into every thing.

  • yeah, but he have been sarcastic then. but good point anyway.

  • youre also illiterate.

  • best graduation ever

  • COnan is my favorite Ivy League & republican comedian

  • republican? got proof?

  • he is a republican he has said it before

  • thats not true check wikipedia

  • wikipedia is so reliable right?

  • just as reliable as a youtube comment

  • actually, it's just as reliable as any encyclopedia known to man. I just did a research paper on the Reliability of Wikipedia.

  • God! Fucking lucky bastards!

  • stuy onlys gets a bigger budget because of their pta

    there are so scary asian parents in it you know

  • ummm if you looked at the actual numbers, stuy gets less money from the board of ed than most schools. We just get donations from alumni. If I recall correctly, we got $10 mil when I was a snr, and this other dude named Stuy as the benefactor of his $1 bil life insurance. So I would suggest getting your facts straight.

    And if you haven't been to stuy and see what kind of old shit we have to deal with, please dont talk. thank you.

  • u shouldnt be talkin either cuz it looks like as if u havent gone to other public H.S either.

  • hunter isnt even a public hs.

  • :0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • thats pretty cool.

  • lucky kids!

  • omg i remember this speech, it was so funny. Thanks for posting this!

    it actually got a tiny bit sentimental at the very end. (but not in this video)

  • WTF. i want him to visit my school too:O

  • luckiest high school in the world. bastards

  • Why is he here?

  • Conan graduated from Harvard

  • Could someone explain the JASON RUBENSTEIN joke??

  • Conan is so funny. i love when he starts telling hes jokes

  • GO STUY!!

  • for the record, stuy is NOT full of snobby kids. a large number of them actually live below the poverty level (but they are still smart!)

  • LOL the stephan hawkings joke is so funny

  • I didn't get that joke, explain that to me if u could

  • the stephan hawkings? well as u know stephan hawkings is like the smartest physicist, hes like albert einstien of today... conan tells you to buy a copy of his book, get a black permanent marker and start crossing out sentences while yelling, "WRONG!, Idiot!" hahha to make it seem like ur correcting the smartest man alive! in front of every student on campus so they will be intimidated by you

  • ohhhhh ok, thanks hahhah

  • went to science, wish conan spoke at my graduation.

  • maybe conan is a graduate?

  • i think he went to a ivy leaque school

  • this is a high school, ivy league schools are universities and colleges

  • HOW DID THEY GET CONAN TO DO THIS?? Does he have a niece that attends that high school or something?? Is it a school full of rich kids?

    Anyone know?

    My high school was so small that our graduation speaker was the janitor, and he was drunk...

  • how did they get Conan to speak at their highschool?

    i'm actually curious about this, are the celebs part of some foundation to speak to kids or did the highschool (by that i mean students) actually paid Conan to speak for them?

    i mean it's awesome to get any celeb to do a speech. there's nothing more motivating then to hear someone talk about how hard they've worked to get to where they're at.

  • i love conan but sty can shove it GO BXSCI

  • "all I'm asking you to do in college is to take a moment every now and then, breathe, look around you. If something intrigues you, take a small chance. You might just find your entire life you've been planning on. "

  • Conan is a genius

  • i wonder why he would do this...

  • Do have fun, speak to a few kids, and I imagine he was paid for his time.

  • oic

  • they r so lucky to hav conan..

    he is da man!!!

  • u go to hell bronx science

  • lol my bro graduated from stuy and i from bx sci lol

  • "I'm not your father" LOL!!!

  • love him...always have

  • why did they cheer when he said wikipedia?

  • b/c it's like he didn't research the school

  • wow it must be so cool to graduate from stuyvesant high with conan O'Brien at the graduation

  • LUUCCCKKKYYYY!!!! :(

  • LOL STUY > BX SCI

    KTHXXX

  • What a cool guy.

  • amazing!

  • ...I made the speech at my graduation...

    I SURRENDER!!! *bows to Conan*

  • WOAH. Why was he the speaker??? I'm fucking jealous as SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

  • ouch. that bronx science part hurt >;O

  • Somebody please post Bill Clinton's Stuy '02 graduation speech. I was in the band on stage sitting right behind him, and I feel like seeing myself.

  • WHAT! conan's an amazing guy

  • "thank you grandparents who don't know who i am"

    "who is this horrible man'

    lmao

  • LUCKYYYYYYYY

  • i love o'brien. for speech and debate i was lucky enough to have to recite his commencement speech for the harvard class of 2000---lovee this guy!

  • Was it funny?

  • So did he go to that high school or what?

  • No, Conan didn't go to Stuyvesant. He went to high school around Massachusetts.

  • Harvard, actually.

  • Harvard for college, yes, but he went to Brookline High School. Both schools are in MA.

  • yeah, where the hell was conan for my high school graduation? i was stuck with Carlos Mencia.

  • 07 stuy grads got a bs speaker xD. dam u 06.

  • heyy i ddnt hv any funky guest at my high school graduation.

  • the only diss a 17yr old can come up with XD

    with the intellectual genius of Conan, he could easily come up with a diss that would make you cry...for the next 40 years.

  • i love conan

  • Conana graduated at the top of his class hes actually extremely smart also a punk rocker fyi