Youtube Poop: Red Sonic sez more bad things

[carlene849]

[SPONGEBOB NARRATOR SAYS ] 1 HOUR LATER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I KILLED MY OLD COMPUTER WELL ATLEAST I HAVE A NEW ONE [CARLENE849 SAYS] YOU STUPID NOOBY !#!$ B*TCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [SHOOTS NEW COMPUTER] [CONTINUES] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO MAINYACS WARE HARMED IN MAKING OF THIS COMMENT

[carlene849]

HI B*TCH SONIK IM BACK SO F*CK YOU YOU W*ORE YOU GREASE BALL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O [SHOOTS COMPUTER WITH AK47] YOU !@#$

[stealthunter14]

smoking makes you feel like Choke Nurris

[carlene849]

[THE NEXT DAY] F*CK YOU SONIC I WILL KILL U YOU STUPID NOOB WHEN I GOT EXPELLED MY KILLED ME FOR F*CKING MY TEECHER YOU STUPID ***FU*K U YOU FRIGGIN ***NI*GER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[carlene849]

GO F*CK YOURSELF RED DEVIL MEEN SONIC I GOT EXPELLED BECAUSE I F*CKED MY TEECHER F*CK YOU SONIK GO PLAY WITH SEGA B*TCH FORGET THIS IM GOING TO PLAY WITH THE MARIO AND LUIGI THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK IM RIGHT

[Pikafan2132]

Sonic teaches about Sexual Harassment

[ccrimsonfox]

i dont have a fetus for someone to touch :(

[Autistickyuubi]

who would want to smoke wind?

[PlanetaJuegosPC]

the hedgehod of the Sexual Harassment

[gojirathekaijufan]

urgel the hedgehog

[utubeviewer971]

0:56-0:59

[nyanchiefover9000]

0:22 that is so true!!! because geting drunk is sorta concidered going to ''faraway places'' if you know wut i mean

[nyanchiefover9000]

smoking makes you feel like choke norries ftw

[MrWtfWhyTheFace]

Touch your body in a way that makes you feel like your fucking your teacher.

Okay, will do.

[Xtinamilf]

Whoever made this is a horrible human being.

[Creepified]

@Xtinamilf LOL

[Psnowdog7]

Is this Urkel?

[Creepified]

@Psnowdog7 Yes. Jaleel White does the voice of Sonic in the older cartoons.

[OldManInAVan]

Because deep down, we all want to be a little more like Choke Nuttish.

[iFloof]

Tails: I'm bored, there's nothing to do.

Red Sonic: FUCK YOU LITTLE BEEETCH!!

[supamarioisbeast]

lol fuck u little bitch lol

[marioandsonic256]

so funny!!!!!!

[utewbcuntasstrophe]

theres nothing more cool than SEHHX

[YJikuHantenKenny]

It makes you feel pretty hot!

[World1Level2]

Choke Nuttis = Chuck Norris

Lol wut

[Doodlebirds1]

smoking can take can you too exotic places like when your high LOL

[PenheadProductions2]

Like all drugs, alcohol is so good!

[JulieBabe97]

So Guud lols 0:37

[SuperPaperMimi11]

0:05 So funny.

[dankdrokush]

NOT BAD LOLLOOLOLOL

[Excessivecontrast]

This gets better and more twisted with every playing.

[superkhfreak]

Chock Nuttis!

[SuperPaperMimi11]

Thumbs up if you laughed.

[Pius619]

28 ppl couldn't fuck someone they like. XD

[Excessivecontrast]

@Pius619 OMG, LOL

[Knux95]

Wish he could say "Fucking a teacher makes you cum and all your problems go away!" or maybe "Fuck a police officer because he's gay"

[SuperBluebop]

that is true never ever trust a police officer

[soxy72]

Smoking makes me feel like Chuck Norris?

*Grabs cigerate*

[Excessivecontrast]

Where did he find Sonic saying "fuck." These are all parts of actual dialogue, right?

[MoreLikeCappuccino]

@Excessivecontrast no, you mix syllables of words hes said throughout the show to make  him or who ever say what you want

Like "Man this sucks... Forget it dude"

Take the "CK" from sucks and the "FFFF" from forget it to make ffUCK

and thats how you make a youtube poop...

[tayon09]

liquor makes you fell PRETTY HOT!!! lol

[gjtrue]

That pic of Sonic at the top left almost made laugh to death! 😂😂😂

[SuperAllen3000]

What's a fetus

[iWonderTheUniverse]

But if you have a problem learning how to drink liquor,what do you do?F**k someone you like xDD

[davidlikescheese1000]

he sed you gotta touch your penus. y evryone

[Doomtouilas]

BLOODY BRILLIANT !

[UberLifeTroll]

"If no one is trying to touch you in a way that makes you cum, you gotta use your imagination!"

Now, where did my hand go?

[Pyrofusion15]

At first, I thought sonic was b*tch slapping tails at the beginning!

[Mystic3517]

Well if Chuck Norris smokes, it's my duty as an American citizen to smoke as well. Lmao j.k XD 

[SuperAllen3000]

Drugs make your problems go away!

[12blazethecat]

wow this is a good way to teach ur kids XD

[Cheez9260]

Oh my god thumbs up right away!

[skudzer1985]

"Like all drugs, alcohol is SO GOOD"

[BurritoLover96]

SMOKING MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE CHOKE NORISH!

[kisamexsx]

"you got to use your imagination touch your body in a way that make you feel like your fucking your teacher" lolololololol

[EXTREMEKIWI115]

SMOKING MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE CHUCK NORRIS!!! I NEED SOME SMOKES!!!!!!!

[cathrynweatherill]

"smoking makes you feel like chuck norris" lol

[Jaceblue04]

"There's nothing more cool the sex." LOLZ

[msbeckycollins]

I think this is my favorite Red Sonic because of the :like all drugs alcohol is so good" part. ROFL XD

[Supershadebam1234]

"drink liquor like all drugs alcohol is so good". Roflmao

[sonicethewolf123]

LMFAO

[ingmaster5]

you should have used PINGAS

[supermariofreak740]

fuck you

[kman0201]

Tails: sonic I'm bored.

(silence)

Sonic: Fuck you little bitch

[ROBLOXCandi]

You Gotta Smoke Every Day But If Someone Touches You Smoke Then Drink Liquar Like Alcohol And Drugs Are So Good"

[ROBLOXCandi]

"Especially Liquar Like Alchol And Drinks Are So Good"

[antoniojonino]

0:43 - 0:48

Fuck Someone you like! There's nothing more cool than sex! everyone has the right to touch your Penis!!

[Geraldwolfgang]

CHOUGH NUTTISH 0:28

[SlothicVenom]

sorry i meant 0:46

[SlothicVenom]

lol at 4:46 "everyone has the right to touch your penis"

[Excessivecontrast]

@SlothicVenom Oh man, LOL. So many weird, great lines!

[nigelpuppy]

Never ever trust a police officer XD

[XxawsomenesxX]

If sumone touches ur smoke THEN u drink liqor

[ZAPPSOFT]

Never trust a police officer, There is some truth to that.

[MrJam160]

lol he-man at end

[Mach2style]

Sonic + Bar = police

[inflictOfficial]

"Like all drugs, alcohol is so good!"

[Excessivecontrast]

Did he say "You must fuck your teacher?" LOL

[jordirapper]

@Excessivecontrast

or use your imagination

you goota touch yourself in a way that makes you feel like you're fucking your teacher!

lol XD

[DemonRoxxie]

Choke Nawdiss- the new ghetto name of Chuck Norris. Or not.

[MrLrock83]

CHOKE NODDIS!!!ROFLOLMAO

[Wontonwabledoo]

Choke Nuhriz XD

[TheSoundwave920]

fuck u little BEACH

[carlene849]

THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK SONIC IS MEEN

[heartshapedlife1]

"Smoking makes you feel like choke noddish."

[Larrup1997]

CHUCK NORRIS!? *grabs a bag of pot*

[dixonmixin10]

25 people didn't touch themselves in a way that made them feel like they were f***ing their teacher.

[Shinymew05]

smoking makes you feel like choke norish

[thetfkid]

Hey why is there sonic on Team fortress 2?

[gumballwatterson11]

FUNNYNEZ

[GuitarsRgood]

the way he says "sex" @0:46 is so hilarious!!

[Matticus333]

"But if no one tries to touch you in a way that makes you cum, THEN you gotta use your imagination: touch your body in a way that makes you feel like you're fucking your teaching."

[tim1871000]

like all drugs achohol is so good. it makes yo feel pretty hotttt!



[PivotJer]

Put in 2x speed!

[PivotJer]

- Fuck someone ya like.Theres nothing more cool than sex.

- Alcohol is so gud. It makes you feel pretty hot!

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[tim1871000]

fuck somone you like. there’s nothing more cool than sex trolololololol

[stuntdude64]

"Drugs make your problems go away."

Sure, perfect.

Sonic uses crack and he-man uses steroids.

[stuntdude64]

Sonic, I'm bored and there no one to do.

...

Fuhk me littul bech.

XD

[benchoko2]

choke nuttis?

[MrJaniru]

both of them are so funny

[thepeacefulpokemon]

everyone has the right to touch your fetus? wtf unborn baby touching

[TECK1337]

The thumbnail for this video looks more like purple sonic.

[RaspberryTea11]

lol even better than the 2st!

[dtwiiguru6]

everyone has a right to touch your fetus?

WTF???

[Xile257]

Like all drugs, alchohol is so good. XD 0:36

[ShadowLinkkirby64]

Smoking makes you feel like Choke Nawish. Thats what I heard

[NLSLproductions]

lol i heard him say everyone has the right to touch your fetus

[DINO13527]

CHOKE NURRUIS

[Ihartwalrusguy]

Hiw did you make Sonic red

[SparkzkCola]

XDDDDDDD 

[TamaraWest100]

chuck nuttis but if someone touches ur smoke drink liqure! best solution

[DestinedJedi87]

OMG is Sonic... jerking off?

[xj9sbrother]

smoking makes you feel like joe nuddis

[dramaticpickles]

how do you get the video speed option

[lookiing4duhh1]

Tails: "IM BORD SONIC THERES NOTHING TO DO"

Red Furry Sonic OC:fuck u little bitch

[qwestman222]

red sonics bad what about black sonic?

[XxTsukiraxX]

Touch your body that makes you feel like you're fucking your teacher!  I wouldn't wanna do that.... xD

[OrangeKyle91]

"Most important, never ever trust a police officer!"

...

BREAKIN' THE LAAAWWW, BREAKIN' THE LAAAAAWWWWW!!!

[Shinymaven]

"Like all drugs, alcahol is so guuud." XD

[MetaBowserII]

I cant stop laughing!

[LessThanJayson]

Best role model ever.

[robyJoeProductions]

chawk nattes.

[Windows7Guy876]

Smoking makes you feel like Choke Nuttis.

[BIONICLlemoc]

Thanks sonic, now I feel like CHUCK NORRIS!

[Thecabbageful]

smoking makes you feel like chuck norris XD

[breakerboy365]

LOL AT THE TRANSCRIBER

Sonic: There is nothing like the smell of fresh wind

Transcriber: there's nothing like that spell of the president's in amman arguing and can take you file a claim

[NeedleTVLTD]

I love the part with He-Man at the end! XD

[pupcakepup]

Why is this so funny

[pikakirabygiyweedo]

FUCK U LITTLE BEACH

[japcloud]

i so serious. every time i'm down, i watch this video, and i laugh my ass off and forget all my troubles! xD it's almost impossible for me to listen to even one of his phrases, and keep a straight face! xD lol rock on Red sonic.

[bigmeknurgle]

Red Sonic; original the character!

Do not steal!

[funkymonkey1318]

F**k you Sonic, I followed your advice, and now I'm wanted in all 50 states, D.C., and Puerto Rico!

[Shinigale]

"you have to use your imagination. touch your body in a way like your fuking your teacher" OMG XD LOOOOOL

[TheNinjascizor]

"Alcohol is so good that it makes you pretty hot!" XD Hahahahaha!

[carlaboo67]

fuck someone you like... ok ill fuck my gf im 10 too lol

[CalebGrey]

If someone tries to touch my smoke , then I should drink liquor . Got it

[MaryStewart]

smoking makes me feel like choke nallis? lol

[AltareGlenard]

"There is nothing more cool than sex"

[TheAverageTurtle]

"Most importantly, NEVER trust a police officer."

[9MAXOZ6]

yutube poop about sonic iz best

[TheSnazzyWalrus]

Touch your body that makes you feel like your f***ing your teacher!!! :D

[TheSnazzyWalrus]

0:47 thumbs up if you heard "everyone has the right to touch your fetus"!

[AquaHedgie98]

i wanna feel like chuck norris. thanks, red sonic.

[TrueBlueSonic20001]

Smoking makes you feel like CHOWK NADDIS

[1stpltpkmnTR]

But hes pink

[Intrufusion]

I love how when he's talking about touching your body like you're fucking your teacher, it shows a picture of him dancing in the top left, makes me laugh.

[XOXTheFunnyBunnyXOX]

use your imagination touch your body in a way that makes you feel like your fucking your teacher O.O wierd XD

[Yoshisuperstar123]

use your imagination while having sex???

[BDG013]

fuck you, turtle beach

[JrKoopaTroopa]

0:48 sounds mor like fenis

[Eeveegeek]

Never, EVER trust a police officer.

xD

[TrussROBLOX]

XD

[Adricgames]

0:54, Touch your body in a way that makes you feel like you're fucking your teacher!

Oh wow, it works! I feel so good!

Thank you Sonic!

[smelyspartan]

smoking makes you feel like Cho nuttis?

[Nmoyd]

I want to show this to my 9 year old bro

[EvilKirby1999]

touch your body in a way that makes you feel like your f**king your teacher lol

[EvilKirby1999]

everyone has the the right to touch my feetus?

[zaangiltchmaster]

24 people did what red sonic told them

[Windows7n00b]

tails sounds like a girl

[11chuckles1]

"touch your body in a way that makes you feel like your fucking your teacher"

Bwahahahahahahaha

[CaptainRupeez]

alcohol is soo good

[azo9238]

24 people got there penises touche t

[sonimatic]

touch your body in a way that makes you feel like your fucking you teacher XDD

[EXTREMEKIWI115]

LOL!!!!

[TailsDollFanGirlLove]

Wait! did he really say sez and fuck?!?!?!?!

[leileilol]

and remember, the most important vampire ever trust the police officer

[fiendofmiltonius0605]

Tails:Im bored Sonic,there's nothing to do.

Red furry Sonic: First you little bitch

[Rsrocks412Returns]

I love smoking WIDS

[ImmaKakorot]

no 5 hour energy with gatorade makes me feel like chuck norris >:D

[Rsrocks412Returns]

@ImmaKakorot Don't you mean Choke Nuttish?

[Trynt33]

more red sonic sez this is to funny :D

[DerGeschuetzte]

SMOKE, then drink Liquor, like all drugs, alkohol is SO GOOD.

hahaha xD

[TheDopeReviewer]

@DerGeschuetzte Don't forget it makes you feel PRETTY HOT!!!