"You know all that money we spend on weapons and defense every year? Trillions of dollars. Instead, if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over,not one human being excluded ... not one ... we could as one race explore inner and outer space together in peace, forever." - Bill Hicks
@madeofhatred got the source material by any chance? I'm always looking for more bill hicks material and I found this reference so well thought of, I included it in wikiquote referencing this interview.
"Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an INVISIBLE GOVERNMENT owing NO allegiance and acknowledging NO responsibility to the people. To destroy this invisible government, to befoul this unholy alliance between corrupt business and corrupt politics is the first task of the statesmanship of today." PRESIDENT THEODORE ROOSEVELT, 1906
first time I saw bill hicks relentless it was like my own inner voice had a body. I wish I could go back in time and see him live. RIP you fuckin genius.
@justcallmeassinine Actually, it's the other way around. Leary and Stanhope are like Hicks. He was a big influence on both comics mentioned. Stanhope is known for carrying the torch, but Leary is known for stealing it and getting more fame for the same act.
@DanMcCaffrey Leary is a little more tame and mainstream.At least when I have seen him on TV,Leary stays away from much of the stuff that Stanhope does (and Hicks did).
@lebiew think outside the box?? what do you mean? don't give me any cospiracy theories about the government killing him because he spoke the truth!!! he died of pancreatic cancer which spread through his body! the only reason i put "all you smokers, cool as a cucumber" was because it's my favourite material of his. I have the right to make a comment you moron i dont expect nor do i deserve a retard such as yourself jumping on my back..
@willy12345ization I said nothing of conspiracy. I know his cause of death. I know you can't handle the truth so i will not speak of it. I am happy you like Bill. Most that use their brain do. Why are you calling me names? You don't even know me. I wasn't jumping on anything. Calm down. Use an open mind so we can all get through this. The storm is coming.
@TheJourneyAgent not sure about quotes themselves. But Maynard was really good friends with Bill. the booklet for Aenima has a big dedication to Bill.
Brent Bozell is the "standard and practices" guy. A self entitled "American patriot" who denounces many of societies words, ideas, shows,movies, comedians, philosophers, religion (but this excludes Christianity, of course) and most importantly, speech. Now if you want to talk about irony...a man who calls himself a patriot but would love to deny the world freedom of speech...
@jimmofosty It's all about power. A patriot is just a label they use to draw more people under their thumb. In truth freedom of speech, social satire and the criticism they bring are the only means for a society to better itself, to be rid of modes of thought and institution that result in abomination. Mainstream media are not concerded with that; all they want is the power to shape their audiences in their image, to forcefeed them the garbage they produce. No individuality, just consumerism.
@MoebiusPan welcome to America. But at the same time, I do agree with a lot of different aspects of consumerism. I mean, regardless of what people may think we still need it in order for our economy to work. We need it to provide jobs. It's just the way the world works.
@jimmofosty Its the way THIS world works, true; but i feel that the way we constructed modern society is not the only way. After all, all aspects of civilization are manufactured by people, most commonplace example is money; it didnt exist forever, somebody invented it to solve problems. Solved a lot, it facilitated societies' growth up until now but its is also causing a lot of problems. Or to be more precise, the way money is distributed throughout society stunts social progress.
@jimmofosty To conclude, the thing about consumerism i find distasteful is the amount of artificial needs and false idols the modern person is bombarded with. Creating and sustaining them is taking too much effort, time and manpower; it occupies a large number of people which might be better used in other pursuits, such as reasearch or creating an abundance of merit goods that will free us from the immediate battle for survival, thus enabling us to judge better about what is best for society
@MoebiusPan I agree but people will always view things in a different light. Remember, one mans unnecessary garbage is another mans treasure. I respect what your saying and to a degree, I do agree, but we're way past the primitive ages...survival needs aren't necessary anymore in our generation. And with that the wants our in demand. And why not? We've made it this far, why not enjoy the new rides?
@jimmofosty Enjoying ourselves is important throughout our lives. However all things come at a price, and too much "bread and circuses" is no different. In this age of mass production, such spectacles are also mass produced, and cater to "demographics" rather than thinking individuals. The end result is that people do not have to think, just consume spiritually whatever happens their way. They start to think and act the same, leaving the way open to demagogues, manipulators and dictators.
@jimmofosty In the end, my point is this: live your life as you will, but keep your ability to judge, don't take anything for granted. Judge everything and everyone, most of all yourself. Its a tough call, and i don't live up to it, but I'm trying all the same.
I think bill hicks was a talented, clever guy and it's tragic he didn't live longer to produce more material. But, to be honest, his fanboys make me sick and almost not want to like him. These comments are asinine. You guys talk like he is some sort of messiah. "His teachings" and "we need him to lead us in the fight" and the most ironic... misspelling intellect. Get the fuck over yourselves. I would bet left arm that if more people knew who he was you pretentious douches would not like him.
Bill was amazing. If you don't like him, that's fine...go watch Carrot Top and Larry "The Cable Guy"...People don't want to hear ideas, they want catch phrases.
@RowdyRodimus hell, dane cook has had a 20+ year of successful standup w/ shit movies 2 boot! But, letterman did play the bill hicks' stand up that never aired on the anniversary of his passing & interviewed hicks' mother on the same episode. IDK, but was this during the early days of letterman's show airing on CBS? If so, then I guess it was understandable that letterman didn't have that much control to make things happen!
jay leno has to follow the rules of his bosses or he gets axed. letterman too. it's the power assholes behind the scenes who screw over ppl like hicks
the consider themselves the arbiters of this country, which i think goes a long way to explaining the problems of this country. yes sir. that bit about the zapruder film... wow. i'm blown away
As much as I loved that Hicks could come over to the UK and get better gigs from full crowds that actually appreciated him, America needed him more. That country needs to hold onto as many of its intelligent iconoclasts as possible, and more now than ever before, given the all-out psychopathy into which the Republicans have descended.
@StanwoodSpartans I think it's easy to say that, but if you really think about it, he had the resolve to keep going forever.
He was sober when he died, or at least until he knew it was the end. He would have been as angry as ever, but still hopeful that as humans we could overcome all differences. He would not shake his head in sadness. He would know that it's too important for him not to. Facing any adversity he would only feel more empowered. That is what made him great.
"They are afraid of the BLACKS...with their broken homes and alcoholism". I take it they are referring to the low economic urban areas of America which exists in its current state BY DESIGN!
Not so sure about Howard, but I'm sure Bill understood that.
Bills beliefs and opinions have been acurate and still hold merit today. that is the scary part the fact that we still have not learned from the mistakes we have made.
Geez whats with all the hate comments between Hicks fans?
If you like Bill Hicks and the thoughts he offered the world, you have a + in my book. Stop arguing over bullshit, think about Bill's "teachings" and fight the real idiots of the world. Help humanity evolve.
@elysium635 The people have spoken. Please shut the fuck up. At the very least, get some therapy so you can have a safe place to work out all of this anger and bile that you seem to be spilling out all over the comments section of a youtube video. I fear for you, my friend. Your comments are disturbing. Learn some manners.
@sarbear20033 You're a pussy. This Rob asshole started it.
If telling British assholes that the bullshit they claim about my country is factually incorrect and makes them sound stupid and uninformed about world politics, then I'm the most self-righteous prick in the world.
Hicks was absolutely right about Leno. He is a soul-sucking corporate yes man to the bitter end. People saw that with the O'Brian/Tonight Show/Leno Show fuckup. Also true about the 10% of assholes who complain to the detriment of 90% whether its radio and television. These blue hairs and busybodies arent getting laid and have nothing else to do.
@ToolNedak I would like to apologize for spamming your video with all this nonsense. I wouldn't be offended in the slightest if you deleted every word of it, just so people will go back to commenting about Bill Hicks.
This is a great interview, thank you so much for posting it. And thank you even more for posting all those live Tool videos :)
@elysium735 ima fag? u fckin fat burger eating bitch the best part of u ran down the crack of ur mums arse u uneducated inbreeder. Bill hicks hated americans just as much as the rest of the world.
@elysium735 lmao ur momma jokes are weak u soft nigga.
yo momma hair so short everytime she take a shower she get brain washed.
yo momma pussy is like mature cheese..... old, smelly and mouldy.
yo mother fckin momma so short she model 4 trophies
yo mother fckin momma got 3 teeth one in her mouth 2 in her pocket
Supppppp my homie woooo yeah boyyyy ive had 2 budweisers so i gotta gets loud woooo look son, u fcks wiv me and u see how the gangsta wannabe loud ignorant mouth wooohoooo yeahhh.
@elysium735 u should be real proud of that sharp wit son. ur a fuckin wankpiece. u would embarass other yanks readin this if most of them weren't just as thick as u, theyre probs cheerin u on. u can all go n get fucked. as for u killuminati dont stoop to his level, his level of humour. its in his mums crack with, like u said, the best part of him. ignore these wankers, we'll still be epically cool brits in 100 years. what will these cunts be when china and russia overtake them? Fucking Nobodies.
@rob756 Yup, China and Russia have to... BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T! Har har har...
You can be a Monarch-loving, Princess-stalking, gum-disease-having, telly-watching, loo-shitting, tea-taxing sack of pseudo-sophistication.
Stop trying to take credit for Bill Hicks, everyone knows British Comedy is an oxymoron. Don't make me bring up Benny Hill.... or Monty Python... or Fawlty Towers. Hicks was an American, sorry bitch.
Overpopulation! Elitist music scene! Socialized medicine! God I hate you!
@elysium735 By the way pal, I'm Scottish. We do NOT like the monarchy. But you wouldn't know anything about that because Americans live by stereotypes and fail to recognize the world beyond what they believe it to be. This would be hypocritical for me to say if I didn't know it to be true having lived in your shitehole country for 8 years
@rob756 "All Americans live by stereotypes" is a stereotype dumbass. Way to fight fire with fire.
Rather than continue defending my clearly great country, I'll just abuse your heritage you kilt-wearing, spud-sucking, sheep-shearing, redheaded, haggis-eating, grounds-keeping, bagpipe-blowing, loch-ness-chasing, leprechaun-lovin' drunk.
The monarch thing is what pisses you off the most? Really? I thought the "tea-taxing sack of pseudo-sophistication" was better. Plus the Fawlty Towers thing.
@elysium735 Wake up, youre heritage in US comes from the bible thumping imbeciles from western Europe that still control the western world with various other influences inc. MONEY.. "In God We Trust" on American coins right?
@wonbadood Fuck you and your sheep Angus. If I were you I'd stop watching poorly produced documentaries on the internet. Go outside and prepare for the apocalypse if you're so worried about evil, ambivalent forces ineffectually manipulating our commerce. Or you know, read a book.
@wonbadood " I am not happy about the rebirth of the Jesuits. Swarms of them will present themselves with more disguises ever taken by even a chief of the Bohemians - as printers, writers, school teachers, etc. If ever an association of people deserved eternal damnation, on this earth and in hell, it is this Society of Loyola (1816).
@wonbadood "The minority, the ruling class at present, has the schools and press, usually the Church as well, under its thumb. This enables it to organize and sway the emotions of the masses, and make its tool of them."
~ Albert Einstein, letter to Sigmund Freud, 30 July 1932
@rob756 Yeah, us Americans are so fat. We would all die of coronary infarctions.... if we weren't also the only ones in the world doing anything to advance medical technology in the last 50 years.
Also, the Pentagon is dumping record amounts of money into the military more and more each day. We already have invisible soldiers, H-Bombs, and tennis balls that can kill a house-full of anything carbon-based.
Wait 10 years and see what we have to kill you and Austin Powers with.
@elysium735 shit sorry pal i didnt realise u were privy to what the pentagon are secretly doing, forget what i said. and i didnt mean the military u fuckin spastic i meant military, economy, world standing, even language. go read a history book, no empire lasts forever. in fact, ask us brits, we owned more than u cunts could dream of.
I know you were talking about our world standing. What, you think because you unified your currency, you're a greater world power now? That's exactly why I brought up the military. I'm not "privy" to secret knowledge, we're seriously making invisible soldiers (like we even need them), and if we ever really needed to we could reduce your dinky little island to dust and mutants within the next 15 minutes.
America hasn't cared about you since 1776. Our empire is better than yours :)
@elysium735 and the medical thing is complete bullshit. typical hedonistic, short-sighted, close-minded american. have you ever even left your country? youre still a fucking moron pal no matter how much bollocks you like to spout. roll on china.
@rob756 Do you; -Listen to obscure indie music -Have greasy hair -Wear unflatteringly tight clothing -Spend hours drinking coffee and tip poorly -Underachieve and still be boastful -Own any Apple products -Date women with asymmetric haircuts -Dislike America with shabby reasoning -Greet men with a kiss on both cheeks -Pretend to appreciate the fine arts -Maintain a pained sense of irony -Wear the same clothes American teenagers wore in the 90's Then you're eurotrash, your opinion doesn't count.
@elysium735 aye im totally all those things mate. do you honestly think youre funny? is that what your mum tells you? youre a bigger dick than i thought. maybe the biggest ive ever met and i spent 8 years in your shithole country, it would take some doing to come out on top. i was right wasnt i? youve never left america, not even for canada. you have no clue about anything, you are actually a fucking wanker and its tragic that you think youre clever or funny.
@rob756 I am funny. Just wait, I'll the a underground hit in your shitty little country in 10 years, and you'll think I'm hilarious then. You just don't now cause I'm telling you what a prissy piece of euro trash you're being. I'm guessing it's not uncommon though...
@elysium735 you've never been to my 'shitty little country'. trust me mate ive met plenty of people like you who think america is the dogs bollocks. unfortunately thanks to the propaganda of hollywood and the american media half of those people come from my country and others around the world. thats the real reason i hate america. i know our country is a better place to live, ive spent half my life in both, but people are brainwashed by you fucks and it angers me to my very core
@rob756 Yes, because American media truly represents what Americans think. Your news is full of propaganda and bullshit too, which is probably why you hate America.
I'm sure you know plenty of people who hate me for ignorant and unfounded reasons. I don't care.
You like your dinky island better than here? Good, fucking stay there.
Your grammar sucks. Your ideology sucks. Your friends suck. Your country sucks. You're not a cultured or worldly person. Go fuck yourself.
I personally didn't do anything to instigate this or to harm your dinky little island. You just put your foot so close to your mouth I had to insert it for you. You hate me and my country for reasons you refuse to disclose (probably because their irrelevant). You're the prejudiced one, I'm the clever one. Eat dicks you foolish nob.
America just found out how to artficially create cells.
@elysium735 i never refused to disclose anything. you are arrogant, ingorant, boring people. your police are cunts. your public transport is terrible yet you have no pavements. you refused to sign the kyoto protocol because you are fat lazy americans who dont want to either walk, cycle, use public transport, drive smaller vehicles, or for the people in charge, redesign towns and cities so that driving is not the only way around. character limit and too much to write prevent me from going on atm
You're still just spamming hateful, unfounded things hoping to strike a nerve (and failing).
Furthermore, global warming is a myth thats being perpetuated as an excuse to tax the air you breathe. If there's anyone who knows anything about you levying unfair taxes on people, it's you guys.
We're refusing to sign it because it's fucking stupid and not backed by science, not because we're lazy. You can ride a bike, idc.
We're the ones who buy into propaganda? You're a fucking moron.
@elysium735: "Do you; -Listen to obscure indie music -Have greasy hair -Wear unflatteringly tight clothing -Spend hours drinking coffee and tip poorly -Underachieve and still be boastful -Own any Apple products -Date women with asymmetric haircuts....... -Wear the same clothes American teenagers wore in the 90's Then you're eurotrash, your opinion doesn't count." That's about the funniest thing I've ever read.
@rob756 How is that? How does my place of residence determine the level of intellect I can absorb from comedy? It doesn't. It would be just as applicable for me to say "well you're european, your sense of depth perception is in the gutter."
@elysium735 may have said this before but if american dentists didnt shove braces on anyone who sits in the chair long enough i doubt you'd be so quick to go with that stereotype. there are plenty of gene pools in the US with worse teeth than the english. for the record im scottish and the english are wankers, but yous americans absolutely hump them for top spot
@rob756@rob756 Well you're a plonker, so you wouldn't appreciate list-based humor. You prefer upbeat music backing man chasing each other around in women's clothing.
Ah, the sophisticated subtlety of British humor....
@rob756 It's not your word, it's a slur about you. In the same way "nigger" doesn't belong to the black people. "Nigga" does, so I suppose you could call yourselves "plonkas."
"What it is plonka?"
"Lemme hit 'dat spliff plonka"
"Plonka, please!"
Also, the term is "cheese-eating, surrender-monkey." It's coined for the French, but began applying to you as well in 2003. It's a widely used American term.
list-based,,,humour,,,? is that even a thing? your a fucking idiot mate. i cant be arsed to keep arguin with the unreasonable so ill leave you with this: go to other countries. challenge centricity before you go on about how superior america is. i doubt it will do much, if i'd been brainwashed in school every morning since i was 5 i'd be immovable too. but go see the world anyway, you never know, you might realise how much better some of it is than your shitehole. cheers bud
@elysium735 centricity is a word knobend, look it up. and ive seen more than you or most americans ive ever met. no bein funny, most i met have never left the country. i cant claim britains the best country but i know your wrong when you think its inferior to america, due to having 'seen a bit of the world'.
@rob756 I guess it is, but I still don't know what you want me to "challenge." The norm? Authority? My inherent American ignorance?
I don't care how many Americans you met and judged preemptively. I don't gotta go to your shitty island to know it's better here, especially when you make it seems so uninviting all snuggled up next to France there.
Bill Hicks was an American, British insults are less offensive than kittens, and you're not cultured or worldly You're eurotrash, nothing else.
@elysium735 your a fuckin moron pal. thats all there is to it. you know fuck all about britain or even france. eurotrash isnt even a thing, its another american stereotype because none of yous have ever bothered to go anywhere else and see how things really are, your happy to live with your stereotypes of the rest of the world and really, honeslty, believe them. less offensive than kittens? thats poor. shite patter in america. no lateral thinking, no lateral humour, no wit. morons the lot of yis
@rob756 You know fuck about America pal. I don't honestly believe you all have bad teeth or that all Frenchman eat cheese and wave white flags all day, but it's funny. Since you instigated this lil arguement, I wasn't out of line in saying one word.
It's funny you try to refute the "less offensive than kittens" part instead of the "eurotrash" part.
@rob756 Do you; -Listen to obscure indie music -Have greasy hair -Wear unflatteringly tight clothing -Spend hours drinking coffee and tip poorly -Underachieve and still be boastful -Own any Apple products -Date women with asymmetric haircuts....... -Wear the same clothes American teenagers wore in the 90's Then you're eurotrash, your opinion doesn't count. I believe my criteria was more than efficiently specific the first time I said that. You're eurotrash, go away please :)
@elysium735 you know what mate dont bother comin to our 'shitty little island' ou wouldnt be welcome anyway. see in trainspotting when that wanker american gets his head kicked in in the bogs for bein a wank american? that would be you. stay in america and rot obliviously your whole life. im done arguing, theres 70 millions brits all of whom are more interesting to talk to than you, all i have to do is go outside. enjoy your life in the land of the free. my fucking ginger arse
You said you were done arguing already, why would I believe you this time?
It's weird, because I'm not arguing with you. To argue, there'd have to be a rational part of your debate. This is more like insulting you while you spew idiocy out your face repeatedly.
Uncle Same driving a red, white, and blue speedboat through a hoop of flames on a river of money! My country is free, Hicks is American, and fuck you.
@rob756 Shut the fuck up you moron, you sound like a pthetic patriotic racist fucking arsehole oh and yeah, pay attention to that last word ARSEHOLE I'm fucking British and you are the worst of this fucking country, go live in a fucking country where your hatred is wanted.........apologies to all the Americans on behalf of Britain, I'm not a fan of your government but not all British people judge a country like this guy does
@blitzpoisonpunk get fucked cunt features. what do u know. ud be patriotic to if u spent half ur life in america being told by them how its is the best place ever. u really think im the worst of this country? u been to wishaw? haha your an uncle tom fucker. dont apologize to anyone on my behalf. ur right, not all people judge a country like me, most cant have a largely accurate and unbiased view having spent almost equal time in both places. n i aint british im scottish. do with that what u will
@rob756 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU DICK I'm from Inverness you fucking moron, and I know Americans, they have the same right anyone else does to be proud of the good things in their country and hate the bad things just like I do with people like you, you'll notice how I managed to not type this entire comment in text talk or sound like a small whining child
@justcallmeassinine I'll rephrase then; The British constantly and thoroughly fellate male genitalia until they have voided all that was present for them to void into their filthy gullets. They do so vigorously, without hesitation, and at every opportunity.
Bill hicks was a brilliant man too bad Howard kept cutting him off so he could inflate his ego.
FaKeYoUrGoD 1 week ago
bring the man back.
dreadedwheat26 4 weeks ago
I would love to watch a show called America's got Talent with George Carlin, Bill Hicks, and Howard Stern as the judges.
RunDCM 1 month ago 4
@floatingzodiac. Wow , impressive statement. Human life is so precious , I love the human race and we are capable of beautiful things
boxofpenises 1 month ago
Different levels of media...2 opposite medias.
mjwfosho 2 months ago
A True Legend ... every thing he says today hold true.
parsonsplayzone 2 months ago
brilliant
mradamcooley 2 months ago
Stern and Quivers are mental midgets compared to Hicks.
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"You know all that money we spend on weapons and defense every year? Trillions of dollars. Instead, if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over,not one human being excluded ... not one ... we could as one race explore inner and outer space together in peace, forever." - Bill Hicks
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I think Bill had the best laugh ever. It was a real smokers laugh, though :)
RIP Bill Hicks
1961 - 1994
jemapenny1993 3 months ago
"Life is offensive". Well said.
slickvguy 4 months ago 9
@slickvguy @3:47 . It's too bad this never made it in his regular stand-up.
ReX342 4 months ago
@ReX342 the outer child was a reference to his bootleg stand up igby's bootleg/filling up the hump 1993
madeofhatred 3 months ago
@madeofhatred got the source material by any chance? I'm always looking for more bill hicks material and I found this reference so well thought of, I included it in wikiquote referencing this interview.
ReX342 3 months ago
@ReX342 i sent you a link, he was talking about people getting in touch with their "inner child"...
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"Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an INVISIBLE GOVERNMENT owing NO allegiance and acknowledging NO responsibility to the people. To destroy this invisible government, to befoul this unholy alliance between corrupt business and corrupt politics is the first task of the statesmanship of today." PRESIDENT THEODORE ROOSEVELT, 1906
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fxfrms 4 months ago
Thanks for this!
starginsky 5 months ago
first time I saw bill hicks relentless it was like my own inner voice had a body. I wish I could go back in time and see him live. RIP you fuckin genius.
buddhastalin 5 months ago 2
If the S&P people had their way would anything funny ever be heard?
stopthehatechild 6 months ago
jennychristfighter, Dennis leary ripped off a lot of his act from Bill hicks, he doesn't even compare
gramwoods 7 months ago
@gramwoods He also stole the premise of the asshole song from louis c.k.
Louis used to do a bit about being an asshole with lines verbatim in his act that word transcribed into the song.
rrtodd95 7 months ago
Bill Hicks is my Messiah
mcmillianq 7 months ago
This guy is like doug stanhope or dennis leery.
jennychristfighter 7 months ago
@jennychristfighter Way better than Dennis Leary but Stanhope is close.
justcallmeassinine 7 months ago
@justcallmeassinine Actually, it's the other way around. Leary and Stanhope are like Hicks. He was a big influence on both comics mentioned. Stanhope is known for carrying the torch, but Leary is known for stealing it and getting more fame for the same act.
DanMcCaffrey 6 months ago
@DanMcCaffrey Leary is a little more tame and mainstream.At least when I have seen him on TV,Leary stays away from much of the stuff that Stanhope does (and Hicks did).
justcallmeassinine 6 months ago
This guy is like doug stanhope.
jennychristfighter 7 months ago
he was killed i reckon - they're all killed
ive just realized / found out that robin cook was killed - and that one just passed me by...
timewilltell7 7 months ago
Seems like we've regressed as a society since 1993. ..
indabushwoman 8 months ago 3
18 months later he was dead.... "all you smokers.. cool as a fuckin cucumber" Legend.
willy12345ization 8 months ago
@willy12345ization Smoking did not kill him. Think outside the box
lebiew 8 months ago
@lebiew think outside the box?? what do you mean? don't give me any cospiracy theories about the government killing him because he spoke the truth!!! he died of pancreatic cancer which spread through his body! the only reason i put "all you smokers, cool as a cucumber" was because it's my favourite material of his. I have the right to make a comment you moron i dont expect nor do i deserve a retard such as yourself jumping on my back..
peace.
willy12345ization 8 months ago
@willy12345ization I said nothing of conspiracy. I know his cause of death. I know you can't handle the truth so i will not speak of it. I am happy you like Bill. Most that use their brain do. Why are you calling me names? You don't even know me. I wasn't jumping on anything. Calm down. Use an open mind so we can all get through this. The storm is coming.
lebiew 8 months ago
@lebiew your mam's cumming..
willy12345ization 8 months ago
@willy12345ization He died from pancreatic cancer. Not from cigarettes.
simpleben09 8 months ago
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@lebiew
"I said nothing of conspiracy. I know his cause of death. I know you can't handle the truth so i will not speak of it."
Woooooooooooow.
Pnuemon 8 months ago
It is like breathing in air from a mountaintop to hear Bill speak his truth so effortlessly. Sooooo refreshing. RIP.
eureekasprings 8 months ago
Same old Dave Brand new censors ha ha ha ha brilliant.
ExodusPessoa 8 months ago
'they don't want you to talk about ideas on tv' still true sadly r.i.p bill, miss you man
wishihadascreenname 8 months ago
14 people just suck Satan's cock.
tezropunkel 9 months ago 10
Bill Hicks sounds ALOT like Maynard James.
MetallicOpeth 9 months ago
@MetallicOpeth there is alot of bill hicks quotes in tool's music?
TheJourneyAgent 8 months ago
@TheJourneyAgent not sure about quotes themselves. But Maynard was really good friends with Bill. the booklet for Aenima has a big dedication to Bill.
MetallicOpeth 8 months ago
@MetallicOpeth yeah they had some samples of bill in third eye
TheJourneyAgent 8 months ago
@TheJourneyAgent "third eye" has quotes, "eulogy" and "aenima" are about him and his works
T4l0nITA 6 months ago
@joiztube How?
CoolerKing37 9 months ago
i wish bill and greg geraldo were still alive just so i could here their opinions on the jersey shore crew
GrannySnapples 9 months ago 3
"... number one cultural train wreck in the country."
pbateman812 9 months ago
Brent Bozell is the "standard and practices" guy. A self entitled "American patriot" who denounces many of societies words, ideas, shows,movies, comedians, philosophers, religion (but this excludes Christianity, of course) and most importantly, speech. Now if you want to talk about irony...a man who calls himself a patriot but would love to deny the world freedom of speech...
jimmofosty 10 months ago
@jimmofosty It's all about power. A patriot is just a label they use to draw more people under their thumb. In truth freedom of speech, social satire and the criticism they bring are the only means for a society to better itself, to be rid of modes of thought and institution that result in abomination. Mainstream media are not concerded with that; all they want is the power to shape their audiences in their image, to forcefeed them the garbage they produce. No individuality, just consumerism.
MoebiusPan 10 months ago
@MoebiusPan welcome to America. But at the same time, I do agree with a lot of different aspects of consumerism. I mean, regardless of what people may think we still need it in order for our economy to work. We need it to provide jobs. It's just the way the world works.
jimmofosty 9 months ago
@jimmofosty Its the way THIS world works, true; but i feel that the way we constructed modern society is not the only way. After all, all aspects of civilization are manufactured by people, most commonplace example is money; it didnt exist forever, somebody invented it to solve problems. Solved a lot, it facilitated societies' growth up until now but its is also causing a lot of problems. Or to be more precise, the way money is distributed throughout society stunts social progress.
MoebiusPan 9 months ago
@jimmofosty To conclude, the thing about consumerism i find distasteful is the amount of artificial needs and false idols the modern person is bombarded with. Creating and sustaining them is taking too much effort, time and manpower; it occupies a large number of people which might be better used in other pursuits, such as reasearch or creating an abundance of merit goods that will free us from the immediate battle for survival, thus enabling us to judge better about what is best for society
MoebiusPan 9 months ago
@MoebiusPan I agree but people will always view things in a different light. Remember, one mans unnecessary garbage is another mans treasure. I respect what your saying and to a degree, I do agree, but we're way past the primitive ages...survival needs aren't necessary anymore in our generation. And with that the wants our in demand. And why not? We've made it this far, why not enjoy the new rides?
jimmofosty 9 months ago
@jimmofosty Enjoying ourselves is important throughout our lives. However all things come at a price, and too much "bread and circuses" is no different. In this age of mass production, such spectacles are also mass produced, and cater to "demographics" rather than thinking individuals. The end result is that people do not have to think, just consume spiritually whatever happens their way. They start to think and act the same, leaving the way open to demagogues, manipulators and dictators.
MoebiusPan 9 months ago
@jimmofosty In the end, my point is this: live your life as you will, but keep your ability to judge, don't take anything for granted. Judge everything and everyone, most of all yourself. Its a tough call, and i don't live up to it, but I'm trying all the same.
MoebiusPan 9 months ago 2
I think bill hicks was a talented, clever guy and it's tragic he didn't live longer to produce more material. But, to be honest, his fanboys make me sick and almost not want to like him. These comments are asinine. You guys talk like he is some sort of messiah. "His teachings" and "we need him to lead us in the fight" and the most ironic... misspelling intellect. Get the fuck over yourselves. I would bet left arm that if more people knew who he was you pretentious douches would not like him.
mikeochenballs 10 months ago 3
Bill was amazing. If you don't like him, that's fine...go watch Carrot Top and Larry "The Cable Guy"...People don't want to hear ideas, they want catch phrases.
izzypresley1 10 months ago 3
lol I love these leno jabs...20 years later, the show is as lame as ever
Also some interesting inside insight here, I thought Letterman was for the censorship, but this clip suggests otherwise.
toughbutfair32 11 months ago
My "like" was the 666th one... LOL! Bill Hicks forever!
Valagnar 11 months ago
time to act! world wide boycout of all dumb ass media! V for victory?
pistol987 1 year ago
they say the good die young
pinball281 1 year ago
all i have to say is yay for bill hick appreciators, you guys make the world a better place carrying his humor and interlect
settlefornothink 1 year ago
fuggin Stern spends most of this bitchin bout himself....he's not even in Bill Hick's class....
7Beyonder 1 year ago
In 2007, the link between pancreatic cancer and smoking was strengthened.
chopsueykungfu 1 year ago
Proof there is no god. Bill Hicks is dead and Dennis Leary is a millionaire.
starkweather444 1 year ago 24
@starkweather444 bob, lennon, hicks, just to name a FEW... they all die young... hmm..
settlefornothink 1 year ago
@starkweather444
Got that backwards death is where it's at, and GOD hates $
Harlo76 3 months ago
Its 23% now, the percentage who still like George Bush and think Congress is doing a great job.
starkweather444 1 year ago
proof there is no God- Bill Hicks is dead but Daniel Tosh gets a tv show.
RowdyRodimus 1 year ago
@RowdyRodimus hell, dane cook has had a 20+ year of successful standup w/ shit movies 2 boot!
kakuichi 1 year ago
@RowdyRodimus hell, dane cook has had a 20+ year of successful standup w/ shit movies 2 boot! But, letterman did play the bill hicks' stand up that never aired on the anniversary of his passing & interviewed hicks' mother on the same episode. IDK, but was this during the early days of letterman's show airing on CBS? If so, then I guess it was understandable that letterman didn't have that much control to make things happen!
kakuichi 1 year ago
@RowdyRodimus Yeah Daniel Tosh is a huge fucking tool. Oh yeah - and he's not funny.
NickMotown 1 year ago
17 dislike !?
must be the 10 per cent idiots they were talking about... lol
truthproject101 1 year ago
the only sad thing about all this is that nothing at all has changed...
The richest few still preach about Fairness, while stealing from the poor..
Those adverts on tv encouraging you to buy alcohol still follow every show on the dangers of drugs..
every interview on tv has to be rerun and rerun again before airing to ensure noone says anything remotely significant..
yadda yadda yadda
ring a ring a roses
we all fall down
c64c64c64 1 year ago 7
i wish howard could have interveiwed hicks in person, he gets more when theyre right there
t4b5klh 1 year ago
jay leno has to follow the rules of his bosses or he gets axed. letterman too. it's the power assholes behind the scenes who screw over ppl like hicks
CallFemaUrADisaster 1 year ago
so sad to hear him caughing in between sentences. sad that he was taken from us. but hey, its just a ride!
egobraind1 1 year ago
600 STRONG!
13 1UCKS
LilAdrian 1 year ago
Bill was one of the greatest comedians, always makes me laugh even if i already know what he's gona say!
jaylias 1 year ago
Fantasy comedy gig - Bill Hicks lays into the Tea Party, Palin, O'Donnell et al...love it.
Bill, you are so missed!!
Hicksie52 1 year ago
i think bill hicks will come back and lead us all to mars....
fhury78dk 1 year ago 6
That thing he said about Jay Leno still applies. Bills word lives on.
AwwHellNaww 1 year ago 2
the consider themselves the arbiters of this country, which i think goes a long way to explaining the problems of this country. yes sir. that bit about the zapruder film... wow. i'm blown away
RapedByRepublicans 1 year ago
from a british person,bill hicks is the greatest comic that ever lived,as they say in america,"period"!
nawtyguy09 1 year ago 5
@nawtyguy09 well if hes British he must be right XD
DarthNorris84 1 year ago
@nawtyguy09
As much as I loved that Hicks could come over to the UK and get better gigs from full crowds that actually appreciated him, America needed him more. That country needs to hold onto as many of its intelligent iconoclasts as possible, and more now than ever before, given the all-out psychopathy into which the Republicans have descended.
TheConciseStatement 1 year ago 3
RIP Bill Hicks.
One of the very few forces in the world that fought for sanity and logic. He's needed more today than ever before.
spacefaget 1 year ago 135
@spacefaget
I dont think bill would want to see
what the present day world is like.
He would cry and shake his head is sadness and disappointment.
StanwoodSpartans 1 year ago
@StanwoodSpartans I think it's easy to say that, but if you really think about it, he had the resolve to keep going forever.
He was sober when he died, or at least until he knew it was the end. He would have been as angry as ever, but still hopeful that as humans we could overcome all differences. He would not shake his head in sadness. He would know that it's too important for him not to. Facing any adversity he would only feel more empowered. That is what made him great.
spacefaget 1 year ago 2
@spacefaget let's all go eat some poop
tomcornhole 1 year ago
hahaha the shit he says about Leno is perfection!!!!! just as vital and important as now- beautiful!!! Fuck Leno :)
rule62pete 1 year ago
bill hicks is one of my favorites I just discovered recently (I'm 17 and I've never seen him on tv)
so damn funny, THE GOOD DIE YOUNG...
lepricon989 1 year ago 3
bill has so much to say and stern keeps chiming in over the top with his whimsical shit
bailzzzzzz 1 year ago
"They are afraid of the BLACKS...with their broken homes and alcoholism". I take it they are referring to the low economic urban areas of America which exists in its current state BY DESIGN!
Not so sure about Howard, but I'm sure Bill understood that.
jawneblaize 1 year ago 5
Hicks. sadly seeming to be the last of his kind.. Bill we miss you.R.I.P.
restlessrissole 1 year ago 9
You guys are funny. I'M BRITISH. FUCK YOU I'M NOT BRITISH STOP JUDGING COUNTRIES YOU CUNT! WHAT? FUCK YOU YOU DIRTY BASTARD!
Bill brings out the best in people.
samqueler 1 year ago 2
Bills beliefs and opinions have been acurate and still hold merit today. that is the scary part the fact that we still have not learned from the mistakes we have made.
Love ya bill
mrseidel1004 1 year ago 3
Fucking fantastic interview.
1844Freddy 1 year ago
Geez whats with all the hate comments between Hicks fans?
If you like Bill Hicks and the thoughts he offered the world, you have a + in my book. Stop arguing over bullshit, think about Bill's "teachings" and fight the real idiots of the world. Help humanity evolve.
ch1lly7 1 year ago 175
@ch1lly7 fight the cencorship within :)
ERiiK98 1 year ago
@ch1lly7 you are so fucking right! ^_^
chiharu232 10 months ago
@ch1lly7 Amen brother
PatchesJohnson 8 months ago
howard stern is shit, Bill hicks is the man RIP
beefking69er 1 year ago
@elysium635 The people have spoken. Please shut the fuck up. At the very least, get some therapy so you can have a safe place to work out all of this anger and bile that you seem to be spilling out all over the comments section of a youtube video. I fear for you, my friend. Your comments are disturbing. Learn some manners.
sarbear20033 1 year ago
@elysium735 you're a self-righteous asshole.
sarbear20033 1 year ago
@sarbear20033 You're a pussy. This Rob asshole started it.
If telling British assholes that the bullshit they claim about my country is factually incorrect and makes them sound stupid and uninformed about world politics, then I'm the most self-righteous prick in the world.
Sue me.
elysium735 1 year ago
for some great bill hicks stories told by ron shock, type in "the bill hicks chronicles" here on you tube.
vegaspoet 1 year ago
Hicks was absolutely right about Leno. He is a soul-sucking corporate yes man to the bitter end. People saw that with the O'Brian/Tonight Show/Leno Show fuckup. Also true about the 10% of assholes who complain to the detriment of 90% whether its radio and television. These blue hairs and busybodies arent getting laid and have nothing else to do.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
@ToolNedak I would like to apologize for spamming your video with all this nonsense. I wouldn't be offended in the slightest if you deleted every word of it, just so people will go back to commenting about Bill Hicks.
This is a great interview, thank you so much for posting it. And thank you even more for posting all those live Tool videos :)
elysium735 1 year ago
I'd like to formally apologize for disrespecting Bill Hicks by using this page as a forum to insult the British. In my defense, they started it.
Fuck Denis Leary!
elysium735 1 year ago
new respect for Mr. Stern
hemotomaniac77 1 year ago
In england we voted bill hicks the 4th best comedian ever..... ever. One love bill america will catch on sooner or later
killuminatiTOS 1 year ago
@killuminatiTOS
In England, you put baked beans on eggs. Bill Hicks was an American, suck on that.
Also, in Soviet Russia; joke thieves you :P
elysium735 1 year ago
@elysium735 baked beans on eggs? don't u mean baked beans on toast
killuminatiTOS 1 year ago
@killuminatiTOS
Whatever it is, it's gross. Like your teeth, and your kings.
You can't steal credit for Bill Hicks, sorry, he's American. You fag.
elysium735 1 year ago
@elysium735 ima fag? u fckin fat burger eating bitch the best part of u ran down the crack of ur mums arse u uneducated inbreeder. Bill hicks hated americans just as much as the rest of the world.
killuminatiTOS 1 year ago
@killuminatiTOS
Don't quotemine Hicks, that's bearing-false. I'll see you in hell you fish and chip eating, bowler hat wearing, cricket playing homo.
Allow me to insult you American style;
Yo momma so fat she uses a pie as a clock
Yo momma so fat her bellybutton is the Batcave
Yo momma so fat she was declared a habitat for condors
Yo momma so fat she become the obsession of a Sea Captain named Ahab, who consequentially eaten.
In conclusion; eat dicks.
Besmirch me again you blimey scalawag...
elysium735 1 year ago
@elysium735 lmao ur momma jokes are weak u soft nigga.
yo momma hair so short everytime she take a shower she get brain washed.
yo momma pussy is like mature cheese..... old, smelly and mouldy.
yo mother fckin momma so short she model 4 trophies
yo mother fckin momma got 3 teeth one in her mouth 2 in her pocket
Supppppp my homie woooo yeah boyyyy ive had 2 budweisers so i gotta gets loud woooo look son, u fcks wiv me and u see how the gangsta wannabe loud ignorant mouth wooohoooo yeahhh.
killuminatiTOS 1 year ago 2
@killuminatiTOS
You're drastically misjudging me now, and worse than that you're boring me.
Eat dicks in hell.
elysium735 1 year ago
@elysium735 u should be real proud of that sharp wit son. ur a fuckin wankpiece. u would embarass other yanks readin this if most of them weren't just as thick as u, theyre probs cheerin u on. u can all go n get fucked. as for u killuminati dont stoop to his level, his level of humour. its in his mums crack with, like u said, the best part of him. ignore these wankers, we'll still be epically cool brits in 100 years. what will these cunts be when china and russia overtake them? Fucking Nobodies.
rob756 1 year ago
@rob756 Yup, China and Russia have to... BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T! Har har har...
You can be a Monarch-loving, Princess-stalking, gum-disease-having, telly-watching, loo-shitting, tea-taxing sack of pseudo-sophistication.
Stop trying to take credit for Bill Hicks, everyone knows British Comedy is an oxymoron. Don't make me bring up Benny Hill.... or Monty Python... or Fawlty Towers. Hicks was an American, sorry bitch.
Overpopulation! Elitist music scene! Socialized medicine! God I hate you!
elysium735 1 year ago
@elysium735 By the way pal, I'm Scottish. We do NOT like the monarchy. But you wouldn't know anything about that because Americans live by stereotypes and fail to recognize the world beyond what they believe it to be. This would be hypocritical for me to say if I didn't know it to be true having lived in your shitehole country for 8 years
rob756 6 months ago 2
@rob756 "All Americans live by stereotypes" is a stereotype dumbass. Way to fight fire with fire.
Rather than continue defending my clearly great country, I'll just abuse your heritage you kilt-wearing, spud-sucking, sheep-shearing, redheaded, haggis-eating, grounds-keeping, bagpipe-blowing, loch-ness-chasing, leprechaun-lovin' drunk.
The monarch thing is what pisses you off the most? Really? I thought the "tea-taxing sack of pseudo-sophistication" was better. Plus the Fawlty Towers thing.
elysium735 5 months ago
@elysium735 Wake up, youre heritage in US comes from the bible thumping imbeciles from western Europe that still control the western world with various other influences inc. MONEY.. "In God We Trust" on American coins right?
wonbadood 5 months ago
@wonbadood Fuck you and your sheep Angus. If I were you I'd stop watching poorly produced documentaries on the internet. Go outside and prepare for the apocalypse if you're so worried about evil, ambivalent forces ineffectually manipulating our commerce. Or you know, read a book.
elysium735 5 months ago
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@wonbadood " I am not happy about the rebirth of the Jesuits. Swarms of them will present themselves with more disguises ever taken by even a chief of the Bohemians - as printers, writers, school teachers, etc. If ever an association of people deserved eternal damnation, on this earth and in hell, it is this Society of Loyola (1816).
--John Adams
uriahheep108 4 months ago
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@wonbadood "The minority, the ruling class at present, has the schools and press, usually the Church as well, under its thumb. This enables it to organize and sway the emotions of the masses, and make its tool of them."
~ Albert Einstein, letter to Sigmund Freud, 30 July 1932
uriahheep108 4 months ago
@elysium735 and as a side note, you put powdered sugar on fried dough. no wonder youre all a bunch of fat cunts
rob756 1 year ago
@rob756 Yeah, us Americans are so fat. We would all die of coronary infarctions.... if we weren't also the only ones in the world doing anything to advance medical technology in the last 50 years.
Also, the Pentagon is dumping record amounts of money into the military more and more each day. We already have invisible soldiers, H-Bombs, and tennis balls that can kill a house-full of anything carbon-based.
Wait 10 years and see what we have to kill you and Austin Powers with.
Yeah, baby yeah!
elysium735 1 year ago
@elysium735 shit sorry pal i didnt realise u were privy to what the pentagon are secretly doing, forget what i said. and i didnt mean the military u fuckin spastic i meant military, economy, world standing, even language. go read a history book, no empire lasts forever. in fact, ask us brits, we owned more than u cunts could dream of.
rob756 1 year ago
@rob756
I know you were talking about our world standing. What, you think because you unified your currency, you're a greater world power now? That's exactly why I brought up the military. I'm not "privy" to secret knowledge, we're seriously making invisible soldiers (like we even need them), and if we ever really needed to we could reduce your dinky little island to dust and mutants within the next 15 minutes.
America hasn't cared about you since 1776. Our empire is better than yours :)
elysium735 1 year ago
@elysium735 and the medical thing is complete bullshit. typical hedonistic, short-sighted, close-minded american. have you ever even left your country? youre still a fucking moron pal no matter how much bollocks you like to spout. roll on china.
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elysium735 1 year ago
@elysium735 aye im totally all those things mate. do you honestly think youre funny? is that what your mum tells you? youre a bigger dick than i thought. maybe the biggest ive ever met and i spent 8 years in your shithole country, it would take some doing to come out on top. i was right wasnt i? youve never left america, not even for canada. you have no clue about anything, you are actually a fucking wanker and its tragic that you think youre clever or funny.
rob756 1 year ago
@rob756 I am funny. Just wait, I'll the a underground hit in your shitty little country in 10 years, and you'll think I'm hilarious then. You just don't now cause I'm telling you what a prissy piece of euro trash you're being. I'm guessing it's not uncommon though...
elysium735 1 year ago
@elysium735 you've never been to my 'shitty little country'. trust me mate ive met plenty of people like you who think america is the dogs bollocks. unfortunately thanks to the propaganda of hollywood and the american media half of those people come from my country and others around the world. thats the real reason i hate america. i know our country is a better place to live, ive spent half my life in both, but people are brainwashed by you fucks and it angers me to my very core
rob756 1 year ago
@rob756 Yes, because American media truly represents what Americans think. Your news is full of propaganda and bullshit too, which is probably why you hate America.
I'm sure you know plenty of people who hate me for ignorant and unfounded reasons. I don't care.
You like your dinky island better than here? Good, fucking stay there.
Your grammar sucks. Your ideology sucks. Your friends suck. Your country sucks. You're not a cultured or worldly person. Go fuck yourself.
Uncle Sam wins!
elysium735 1 year ago
@elysium735 An American taking the cultural high road? You've got to be kidding me?!
Classic!
lenbadness 1 year ago
@lenbadness An Englishman saying something pompous? Well I never...
elysium735 1 year ago
@elysium735 and theres nothing shabby about my reasons for hating america, you cunts gave me plenty to choose from
rob756 1 year ago
@rob756
They're must be if you hate us.
I personally didn't do anything to instigate this or to harm your dinky little island. You just put your foot so close to your mouth I had to insert it for you. You hate me and my country for reasons you refuse to disclose (probably because their irrelevant). You're the prejudiced one, I'm the clever one. Eat dicks you foolish nob.
America just found out how to artficially create cells.
elysium735 1 year ago
@elysium735 i never refused to disclose anything. you are arrogant, ingorant, boring people. your police are cunts. your public transport is terrible yet you have no pavements. you refused to sign the kyoto protocol because you are fat lazy americans who dont want to either walk, cycle, use public transport, drive smaller vehicles, or for the people in charge, redesign towns and cities so that driving is not the only way around. character limit and too much to write prevent me from going on atm
rob756 1 year ago
@rob756
You're still just spamming hateful, unfounded things hoping to strike a nerve (and failing).
Furthermore, global warming is a myth thats being perpetuated as an excuse to tax the air you breathe. If there's anyone who knows anything about you levying unfair taxes on people, it's you guys.
We're refusing to sign it because it's fucking stupid and not backed by science, not because we're lazy. You can ride a bike, idc.
We're the ones who buy into propaganda? You're a fucking moron.
elysium735 1 year ago
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@elysium735 and theres nothing shabby about my reasons for hating america, you cunts gave me money to choose from
rob756 1 year ago
gregpphoto 1 year ago
@gregpphoto
I was laughing pretty hard while I was writing it, too.
Thank you for supporting the good ol' USA!
elysium735 1 year ago
@gregpphoto well you're american, your sense of humour is in the gutter
rob756 1 year ago
@rob756 How is that? How does my place of residence determine the level of intellect I can absorb from comedy? It doesn't. It would be just as applicable for me to say "well you're european, your sense of depth perception is in the gutter."
gregpphoto 1 year ago
@gregpphoto I like that analogy :)
Nice of you to take the high road. I'm sticking with the low road though, making light of their oral hygiene and such.
Thanks for helping me defend the honor of our great country, like I even need to.
Also, fuck France.
elysium735 1 year ago
@elysium735 may have said this before but if american dentists didnt shove braces on anyone who sits in the chair long enough i doubt you'd be so quick to go with that stereotype. there are plenty of gene pools in the US with worse teeth than the english. for the record im scottish and the english are wankers, but yous americans absolutely hump them for top spot
rob756 1 year ago
@rob756
I think someone peed in your gene pool.
With teeth like that, you'll never get into anyone's "genes."
Was it the plague that wiped out 1/3 of you guys? Or was it the plaque?
I got a million of 'em :)
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elysium735 1 year ago
@rob756 @rob756 Well you're a plonker, so you wouldn't appreciate list-based humor. You prefer upbeat music backing man chasing each other around in women's clothing.
Ah, the sophisticated subtlety of British humor....
elysium735 1 year ago
@elysium735 aye we brits are so unfunny that you went and used one of our words, surely you must have a better insult? cheesemonkey maybe?
rob756 1 year ago
@rob756 It's not your word, it's a slur about you. In the same way "nigger" doesn't belong to the black people. "Nigga" does, so I suppose you could call yourselves "plonkas."
"What it is plonka?"
"Lemme hit 'dat spliff plonka"
"Plonka, please!"
Also, the term is "cheese-eating, surrender-monkey." It's coined for the French, but began applying to you as well in 2003. It's a widely used American term.
elysium735 1 year ago
@elysium735
list-based,,,humour,,,? is that even a thing? your a fucking idiot mate. i cant be arsed to keep arguin with the unreasonable so ill leave you with this: go to other countries. challenge centricity before you go on about how superior america is. i doubt it will do much, if i'd been brainwashed in school every morning since i was 5 i'd be immovable too. but go see the world anyway, you never know, you might realise how much better some of it is than your shitehole. cheers bud
rob756 1 year ago
@rob756 Ever heard of Cracked? It's actually fairly well-known all over Europe, especially the UK.
Why do you all accuse us of being brain-washed without listening to anything we say?
Have you ever "seen the world"? If so, you don't seem very cultured.
"Centricity" isn't a word, so I'm not sure what you want me to "challenge."
Talk to me when you have something concise and articulate to say, and you can say it in a demeanor that is neither pompous or douchey.
elysium735 1 year ago
@elysium735 centricity is a word knobend, look it up. and ive seen more than you or most americans ive ever met. no bein funny, most i met have never left the country. i cant claim britains the best country but i know your wrong when you think its inferior to america, due to having 'seen a bit of the world'.
rob756 1 year ago
@rob756 I guess it is, but I still don't know what you want me to "challenge." The norm? Authority? My inherent American ignorance?
I don't care how many Americans you met and judged preemptively. I don't gotta go to your shitty island to know it's better here, especially when you make it seems so uninviting all snuggled up next to France there.
Bill Hicks was an American, British insults are less offensive than kittens, and you're not cultured or worldly You're eurotrash, nothing else.
elysium735 1 year ago
@elysium735 your a fuckin moron pal. thats all there is to it. you know fuck all about britain or even france. eurotrash isnt even a thing, its another american stereotype because none of yous have ever bothered to go anywhere else and see how things really are, your happy to live with your stereotypes of the rest of the world and really, honeslty, believe them. less offensive than kittens? thats poor. shite patter in america. no lateral thinking, no lateral humour, no wit. morons the lot of yis
rob756 1 year ago
@rob756 You know fuck about America pal. I don't honestly believe you all have bad teeth or that all Frenchman eat cheese and wave white flags all day, but it's funny. Since you instigated this lil arguement, I wasn't out of line in saying one word.
It's funny you try to refute the "less offensive than kittens" part instead of the "eurotrash" part.
elysium735 1 year ago
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elysium735 1 year ago
@elysium735 you know what mate dont bother comin to our 'shitty little island' ou wouldnt be welcome anyway. see in trainspotting when that wanker american gets his head kicked in in the bogs for bein a wank american? that would be you. stay in america and rot obliviously your whole life. im done arguing, theres 70 millions brits all of whom are more interesting to talk to than you, all i have to do is go outside. enjoy your life in the land of the free. my fucking ginger arse
rob756 1 year ago
@rob756 "...get the last word if you want..."
You said you were done arguing already, why would I believe you this time?
It's weird, because I'm not arguing with you. To argue, there'd have to be a rational part of your debate. This is more like insulting you while you spew idiocy out your face repeatedly.
Uncle Same driving a red, white, and blue speedboat through a hoop of flames on a river of money! My country is free, Hicks is American, and fuck you.
Now, stop bothering me.
elysium735 1 year ago
@rob756 Shut the fuck up you moron, you sound like a pthetic patriotic racist fucking arsehole oh and yeah, pay attention to that last word ARSEHOLE I'm fucking British and you are the worst of this fucking country, go live in a fucking country where your hatred is wanted.........apologies to all the Americans on behalf of Britain, I'm not a fan of your government but not all British people judge a country like this guy does
blitzpoisonpunk 1 year ago
@blitzpoisonpunk get fucked cunt features. what do u know. ud be patriotic to if u spent half ur life in america being told by them how its is the best place ever. u really think im the worst of this country? u been to wishaw? haha your an uncle tom fucker. dont apologize to anyone on my behalf. ur right, not all people judge a country like me, most cant have a largely accurate and unbiased view having spent almost equal time in both places. n i aint british im scottish. do with that what u will
rob756 1 year ago
@rob756 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU DICK I'm from Inverness you fucking moron, and I know Americans, they have the same right anyone else does to be proud of the good things in their country and hate the bad things just like I do with people like you, you'll notice how I managed to not type this entire comment in text talk or sound like a small whining child
blitzpoisonpunk 1 year ago
America! Fuck yeah! I win! British people eat dicks! Woo-hoo!
Judging by your demeanor, you could use a good wank :)
elysium735 6 months ago
@elysium735 The British certainly do eat dick,especially "spotted dick"...you can buy it in America now. No joking !
justcallmeassinine 6 months ago
@justcallmeassinine I'll rephrase then; The British constantly and thoroughly fellate male genitalia until they have voided all that was present for them to void into their filthy gullets. They do so vigorously, without hesitation, and at every opportunity.
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