I suppose that in the way of his humour, he doesn't set out to offend in the same way that say, Frankie Boyle does And he does not rely on profanities as a foundation of his humour. But in my opinion, his style of humour is so predictable and just doesn't bring a smile to my face. But each to his own, I guess.
So I was standing on the window ledge, 6 floors up looking down at the traffic and I thought, "one slip now and it's curtains for me.. and if i fall the other way I'm gonna die".
@darthkahn45 He's not in any way, shape or form unoriginal. ALL of his jokes are written by him, and many are falsely attributed to many other people, on top of what are now fairly common jokes being distributed through hearsay by people who've attended his gigs back when he was unknown and passing them on to friends and such.
All of his material is original, anyone thinking otherwise is a fucking fool.
all i can say is if youve never seen him live , your missing out on something, i saw the jokeamotive tour at warwick arts centre, so very funny, joke after joke after joke, laughing non stop for nearly 2 hours, go on treat yourself, the mans a comic genius
That's so weird, because I saw the full set this comes from just last night on Comedy Central! It was a brilliant brilliant set, and had me guffawing so much. Fabulous.
o shut up ms serious this is goin on to long im not 1 to av petty arguments,fukin ell i was only avin a laugh ,he started it : D ur really nice by the way jus lay off, its a joke
i also smeared my cock chedder, around her mums gaping fuck hole..."she woke up shouted " cheeze strings" and started panicking, her husband fell of tha bed and landed on his rent boy...shocking stuff...
fuk off ya cunt go shove your thumb up ur bum !i fink tim vine is the best comedian there is ,admittedly i shud of added more to my other comment but this particular joke was shit so shutup henry (that names got bellend ritten all over it
o fuk off its all fun an games init i cudnt giv a fk. ALL HENRYS ARE BELLENDS! i love windin people up on ere TIM VINE SUCKS!!! there lets see how many thumbs down i get (the christmas cracker cunt!)
yeh fkin luv it mate i fink ur gettin a bit tetchy tetchy now arent u .o thats nice ur a girl then,now i can stuff like suck my cock u slut its good excercise
to iluvbex i like puttin my cock in a nice brown anus hole in out in out til it bleeds i then fill up a cup with the blood and pour it on my eyeballs i then put a fork in my ass for no apparent reason after this my brown t shirt is always browner an really shitty,thats why i call myself browner ,i thought it sounds better than browny-redish-blood-stains360
hey browner,i once put my cock shaft into iluvbexs brown eye, whilst her pimp was havin a kip , i went in out in out in out , and then i bust it into her mothers large raw...possibly infected , anal cavity...and shouted "oooh-eeeh sticky icky!"
Really ,funny that cuz the other day i decided to smother my balls in melted cheese fucked her in the mouth an gave er a cheesy chin then proceded to mount her crusty gaping muff pulled out an bust into her belly button.
sounds nice, i feel i must confess at this point i once squatted over the abomination she calls a face, peeled back my hairy ass cheeks and sprayed what can only be described as lumpy choco-water onto her beard...she shouted "id rather have a bowl of coco-pops"...id like to tell you more but i just paid my $5.00, and left...
Hmmm ill have to try that some time,she told me she only goes as far as golden showers :-( although she did allow me to squeeze a little nugget out into the hole in her face because i wouldnt give her my last rolo,for some reason she wanted to freshen her breath afterwards so to save money when she wasnt looking i smothered my creamy white giz on her toothbrush,those were the days!
she actually brushes her one remaining tooth?-then why is it black?...i once did a mr....wippy on her chest..she looked down at it and shouted "CORNY"-then carried on sucking the other customer off, im sure she kept it??, isnt it horrible when she stops during sex to open her colostomy bag to fart..smells like she sold whats left of her lower intestine to the devil..
na mate,jus bin really busy cheese grating my bellend into that hole in her face whilst her uncle was repeatedly tryin to fit his cock and balls into her anus ,he failed,up until i opened her up with a broom handle shes good to go now ;-) trust
im gonna ram it up her stinky poo shoot!!so her dirty doughnut will be free of debris, finally...ive been trying to get her to scrub her rusty sheriffs badge for years...it reeks of off meat, or so her dad keeps saying..me and eight guys fucked her butt back in the day, back when it wasnt like a wind sock.
I'm surprised that people actually find this wanker funny.
MrsBrownsBoysFeck 1 month ago
@MrsBrownsBoysFeck Why? I think most of what he does is clever. He isn't my favourite comedian, but he's still funny, in my opinion anyway.
mufcgeeza 1 month ago
@mufcgeeza
I suppose that in the way of his humour, he doesn't set out to offend in the same way that say, Frankie Boyle does And he does not rely on profanities as a foundation of his humour. But in my opinion, his style of humour is so predictable and just doesn't bring a smile to my face. But each to his own, I guess.
MrsBrownsBoysFeck 1 month ago
So I was standing on the window ledge, 6 floors up looking down at the traffic and I thought, "one slip now and it's curtains for me.. and if i fall the other way I'm gonna die".
a7xdude87 3 months ago
rape is funnier than Tim Vine
LusciousBaybee 3 months ago
what a gimp.................
Dannydownz 3 months ago
You know what's funnier than this? Pen behind the ear.
TheFinalSmash 3 months ago
conjunctivitis,com.
That's a site for sore eyes.
rdmotorsport 4 months ago
that was actually shocking.
TomMarshable 4 months ago
@darthkahn45 He's not in any way, shape or form unoriginal. ALL of his jokes are written by him, and many are falsely attributed to many other people, on top of what are now fairly common jokes being distributed through hearsay by people who've attended his gigs back when he was unknown and passing them on to friends and such.
All of his material is original, anyone thinking otherwise is a fucking fool.
VanishingWish 6 months ago 2
It's so not funny that it's hilarious o.O
TheJollyJoker414 6 months ago
his one liners are good, until you compare them to stewart francis or that milton guy, then tim looks like a cruise ship comedian at best
SCOTTYDOG91 7 months ago
He is the most unfunny guy in the universe , but that makes him funny :D
Flashmasterize 7 months ago
@gmwbitch He is underated because he is unoriginal. He is funny though no doubt about it.
darthkahn45 10 months ago
Flag Hippo ... Flag Hippo ... Which one's Canada?
boocilous 1 year ago 21
LOL!
littlemissjaded12345 1 year ago
not as funny as his camp joke.
IrelandRaven 1 year ago
i know im might be r tarded but i dont get it someone explane
b26luke1 1 year ago
@b26luke1
I want my shoes fixed.
Sole? (As in the sole of the shoes)
So he sings it SOUL music style
Nothing to not get really matey
Ali3nat0r 1 year ago 3
@Ali3nat0r
And again.... LOL!!
The funniest comedian I've seen on t.v. so far! :p
littlemissjaded12345 1 year ago 2
13 Dane Cook fans!
cottonwhiskersuk 1 year ago
@gmwbitch saw him on live at the apollo, have to agree lol, i had a sore throat from laughing so much XD
72Adam27 1 year ago
all i can say is if youve never seen him live , your missing out on something, i saw the jokeamotive tour at warwick arts centre, so very funny, joke after joke after joke, laughing non stop for nearly 2 hours, go on treat yourself, the mans a comic genius
rollances 1 year ago
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wtf? this is not funny
ripundertaker90 2 years ago
Well bugger off then.
Nicksta101 2 years ago 5
Fuck off if you don't find it funny! WTF is wrong with you, you boring twat!?
Projectrez 2 years ago
i watched it aswell but only 2 nights ago! thats y ive youtubed him now
118Mat118 2 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! thats actually really funny! LOL! LMAO!
sargentsnugglewolf92 2 years ago
FUCK YOU
jdppayno07 2 years ago
meh
1holybladex 2 years ago 4
LOVE HIM!!!
usblueflyer 2 years ago
i watchd it aswel. 1st time i seen him. lee mack is great aswel..
NuTTerViLLe 2 years ago
That's so weird, because I saw the full set this comes from just last night on Comedy Central! It was a brilliant brilliant set, and had me guffawing so much. Fabulous.
BraveUlysses01 2 years ago
I saw that too...
Then I watched the last hour of it on Comedy Central+1 again. :)
randothepally 2 years ago 3
Holy crap, I saw the same thing!
AZthehedgehog 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA! So did I! :-D
BraveUlysses01 2 years ago
pish
jimbob1969 2 years ago
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hs great but thats lame
nickkalb1881 2 years ago
don't slag spar
it's fucking legendary
it's so near, yet so spar
snecko 3 years ago
tim vine comedy god. thanks for posting.
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o shut up ms serious this is goin on to long im not 1 to av petty arguments,fukin ell i was only avin a laugh ,he started it : D ur really nice by the way jus lay off, its a joke
browner313 3 years ago
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haha 5 words fuck off samantha u slag . chav4life
browner313 3 years ago
why dont people just comment about the video??Your only fighting online because your too pussy to do it face to face with other people.
i love tim vine :D
ThatsJustAwsome 3 years ago 4
whos fighting were avin a private laugh y dint u say that to me then?
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i also smeared my cock chedder, around her mums gaping fuck hole..."she woke up shouted " cheeze strings" and started panicking, her husband fell of tha bed and landed on his rent boy...shocking stuff...
korgasm 3 years ago
Browner, I want to stick my thumb up your bum.
AlistairIsCool 3 years ago 3
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well my ass cheeks are spread way way apart for ur huge member
PowderRanger00 3 years ago
Browner, you seriously have no life, replying too every comment.
YoungGuitaristt 3 years ago 4
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twat
browner313 3 years ago
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I know its sad init ,il even reply to u look , u cunt ooh im a young guitarist thats wat mine name will be ,ur the fukin joke on this page
browner313 3 years ago
(8) I want my shooes fixed!(8)
XD XD
virgosareus 3 years ago
lmao xD
DaveyBabey 3 years ago
he's absolutely amazing
MRM1991 3 years ago 2
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Not very funny quite shit actually
browner313 3 years ago
shutup u no nothing
henrycrumm 3 years ago
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fuk off ya cunt go shove your thumb up ur bum !i fink tim vine is the best comedian there is ,admittedly i shud of added more to my other comment but this particular joke was shit so shutup henry (that names got bellend ritten all over it
browner313 3 years ago
PML tetchy tetchy ;)
does it? where?
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o fuk off its all fun an games init i cudnt giv a fk. ALL HENRYS ARE BELLENDS! i love windin people up on ere TIM VINE SUCKS!!! there lets see how many thumbs down i get (the christmas cracker cunt!)
browner313 3 years ago
lmfao
oh the fun you must have being abused daily ;)
henrys.. right
yeah my real name's sarah ;)
but browner? hmm a few comments could be made about that mate ;p
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yeh fkin luv it mate i fink ur gettin a bit tetchy tetchy now arent u .o thats nice ur a girl then,now i can stuff like suck my cock u slut its good excercise
browner313 3 years ago
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lmfao im always tetchy tetchy ;)
so
go jackoff to the mirror if you love yourself so much
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stop winkin at me u slut go stick that same smelly shampoo bottle up ur cunt .Fuck off!!
browner313 3 years ago
why do you call yourself browner cuz u like sticking ur cock where brown stuff is?
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to iluvbex i like puttin my cock in a nice brown anus hole in out in out til it bleeds i then fill up a cup with the blood and pour it on my eyeballs i then put a fork in my ass for no apparent reason after this my brown t shirt is always browner an really shitty,thats why i call myself browner ,i thought it sounds better than browny-redish-blood-stains360
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hey browner,i once put my cock shaft into iluvbexs brown eye, whilst her pimp was havin a kip , i went in out in out in out , and then i bust it into her mothers large raw...possibly infected , anal cavity...and shouted "oooh-eeeh sticky icky!"
korgasm 3 years ago
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Really ,funny that cuz the other day i decided to smother my balls in melted cheese fucked her in the mouth an gave er a cheesy chin then proceded to mount her crusty gaping muff pulled out an bust into her belly button.
browner313 3 years ago
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sounds nice, i feel i must confess at this point i once squatted over the abomination she calls a face, peeled back my hairy ass cheeks and sprayed what can only be described as lumpy choco-water onto her beard...she shouted "id rather have a bowl of coco-pops"...id like to tell you more but i just paid my $5.00, and left...
korgasm 3 years ago
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Hmmm ill have to try that some time,she told me she only goes as far as golden showers :-( although she did allow me to squeeze a little nugget out into the hole in her face because i wouldnt give her my last rolo,for some reason she wanted to freshen her breath afterwards so to save money when she wasnt looking i smothered my creamy white giz on her toothbrush,those were the days!
browner313 3 years ago
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she actually brushes her one remaining tooth?-then why is it black?...i once did a mr....wippy on her chest..she looked down at it and shouted "CORNY"-then carried on sucking the other customer off, im sure she kept it??, isnt it horrible when she stops during sex to open her colostomy bag to fart..smells like she sold whats left of her lower intestine to the devil..
korgasm 3 years ago
browner did you get banned, or did she finally give you an std. thats eating your cock and balls.
korgasm 3 years ago
na mate,jus bin really busy cheese grating my bellend into that hole in her face whilst her uncle was repeatedly tryin to fit his cock and balls into her anus ,he failed,up until i opened her up with a broom handle shes good to go now ;-) trust
browner313 3 years ago
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im gonna ram it up her stinky poo shoot!!so her dirty doughnut will be free of debris, finally...ive been trying to get her to scrub her rusty sheriffs badge for years...it reeks of off meat, or so her dad keeps saying..me and eight guys fucked her butt back in the day, back when it wasnt like a wind sock.
korgasm 3 years ago
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*now i can say stuff
browner313 3 years ago
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twat
browner313 3 years ago
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twat
browner313 3 years ago
LOLOLOLOL
bellend181818 3 years ago
Twat
joellovesleeds 3 years ago
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fuck leeds u cunt ,go put ur thumb up ur bum
browner313 3 years ago
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o shut up u puff go rite a poem u serious cunt!
PowderRanger00 3 years ago