Funny mullah

[jimykhan88]

Owns their was a king he told his Servant bring me world best thing.He brought tongue then he told his servant bring bring world worst thing he again brought the tongue .The king ask why u bought both time same thing the servant reply that lord its up to u how your use it.

[AfghanNangarhar]

Shame On You

De Geere Ta De Ogora Aw De Khabaro Ta

[spidermanaxaxax]

da pukhtanoo sahe tarjumani kai de lol :D pukhtana der begerata shwi di na saba

[AfghanNangarhar]

@spidermanaxaxax ___________ Da Pakistan Pukhtana Beghairata Shavi Di

Da Afghanistan Naaa

Zindabad Afghanistan

[killed0000]

سّیدنا آنحضرت ﷺ نے فرمایا : لوگوں پر ایسا زمانہ آ�أ گا جب اسلام کا صرف نام باقی رہ جا�أ گا اور قرآن کے صرف الفاظ باقی رہ جائیں گے۔ اُن کی مسجدیں ظاہر میں تو آباد ہونگی لیکن ہدایت کے لحاظ سے بالکل ویران ہونگی۔ اس زمانہ کے لوگوں کے علماء آسمان کے نیچے بدترین مخلوق ہوں گے۔ اُنہی میں سے فتنے نکلیں گے اور انہی میں واپس لوٹ جائیں گے۔

( مشکوٰۃ المصابیح،فصل الثالث،کتاب العلم،جلد نمبر1 صفحہ91 )

[03369864727]

da mur da kusss taqreer de waghaim da metyazake khze zweya da la snga moola day paaas da korsai na da peeer bacheya

[NoKamWithRam]

Razeela Mulla.

[TheAabbccxxxxx]

very funnny bt using slang words too

[TaimurTatar2]

hehehhee LOL he is such a funny guy , 

[TheSolitaryRex]

Wahabbis murdabad!

[sherzadzahid1]

He is really good mullah i love him

[zeejah]

WHAT A VERY FOUL MOUTHED MISERABLE PIECE OF 'HUMANITY'... 

[riverxxxstone]

sta khaza wagham koni mulla

[immarshadkhan]

kia jahilana orr gandi gandi batai ker raha hai...kia koi mosalman apna behn.bety k 7 ye bayan sun skta hai.................i m sure nhe...kia ye movee islam ki khidmat kr raha hai...?...bht acha image pesh ker raha hai islam ka...afsoos...IDIOT kaheee ka............im big fan of DR.ISRAR (LATE)..DR TARIQ JAMEEL AND DR.ZAKIR NAIK............

Hum Israeel j sa doshman ki zaroorat nhe jb tek bijli ghar j sa jahil log islam ko lead kerta rahing....

[MrJawad1996]

@immarshadkhan chup kar o jahil k bachay bara ayaa hay din ki batay kar raha hay wo samj jo yah molvi samjana chataha hay okey

[jamals77]

He is a big time Loser.

[zdcanada2007]

i wish there were subtitles; can someone translate this please?

[mashogagar]

This poor old man is not in a stable good state of mind. The language he is using is not proper to his age and status. I do not know why people are praying behind him. What is the logic????????

[OoAryAnAoO]

i laughed my ass off watching this.. BUT THEn i realized.. our poor people believe tihs shit.. they go home now with a negative view to their wives, to their daughters.

shit he says sounds funny but there are people who believe in crap like this.. he is taking advantage of his position.. THIS is really really really sad.

[KANDAHARMAN]

This Is Mullah Bijligar . Mullah Bijligar khoday be ta de dozag pe Aoor KABAB ki Waly chi da Tablige islam naday Magar de khalkoo Fiker Ao Sooch Fahshato ta arawy Sta be pe Qabir ki Se haal we??? Zema Da Dwaaa da ke te la hom zwanday yee no Allah Pak di deer zer Ta wakhlay Waly chi ke te zwanday Aosee No Zmong PUKHTANA be Lahom tagondi Be Aqel Ao HARAMI Ledarano pe khaboro Golaydaly we Ao de Noro de Zulm Noshana ba we.

[sham25]

I am not sure if it is real and not dubbing but if it is real then it very shamfull and I was so embarrassed when I was watching this clip and it seems like some one already said it that most of his time when he out spend on observing women.

[SuperNazirkhan]

fuck it dis is dubbing fuck this mutherfucker whoz making fun of this guy

[MegaKhan0001]

he is a bastard. islam is not only about women. mind ur language u bloody fucking bastard. islam mo pa sharmuno washarmao.

[aryankhan101]

hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaa

[DAWAR5454]

hhahahahahhaa Khu ywa khbra da maulna sb, ta hum luka chey tula wraz da jinakai katalu na elawa bul kar na kawey.

[devrajvarma]

hohahaha !

[bashubibi]

Bijli Ghar sahib pays close attention to women's fashion :) He should not look at women and keep his eyes down :)

[bashubibi]

Bijli Ghar sahib pays close attention to women's fashion :) He should not look at women and keep his eyes down :) I like his jokes though.

[peacelovingperson1]

aloo ka patha

[TheMh786]

he spends most of his time observing women and then doing stand up comedy for these idiots.shame on him for his filthy mind and filthy language,i am embaraced for him.

[mansoorshah100]

he is speaking da truth

[mansoorshah100]

nt comedian he is on spot man

[awaisgill1]

yeh keh kia rah hai yar us kai sub title chalanai chahiy thai

[03344008875]

baki to sab theek he samajh aa gayi he sirf ek cheez samajh nahin aayi..........ye keh kya raha he ?

[Habibaxxx]

your a alim yh and look at what your saying. You know about the path of allah. if a normal man says stuff like dis alryte he did not know betta buh ur a alim fam u know of dis den why say diS? why are you so rude. families listen to dis but ur blkmailing islam. the whole world sees dis and they would be like dis is your alim dis is your islam. what have you got to say for yourself.

[ejaznyb]

Can somebody translate that in English are Urdu plz

[ASADKHAN4475]

Sa harami baba dee.

[rsafinz]

some time he use not a good words in his speechs but at least he speak the truth and this time in the world no one speak the truth any how we should pray for him.

[kandahar000000000000]

deer hrami sary da kho mara

[mazyte2007]

afsoos

[suraj209]

kachar mullah dy

[amazingcrown]

so sad to hear these kind of lectures specially by this TYPE OF MOLYAN..TALEEM MALEEM A KARA NADA DUMRA..DASH KHUSH KA MOLAYAN SHAWA DY..OW DA KANZALA DASA KY JORA DA ISLAM KA JAYZ DY...DA NA KHA DA CHE NISHTAR HAL KA STAGE SHOWGANA OKAY..

[arbaz1221]

What a disgrace for the muslims and pakhtoons. This guy has no shame what so ever, doesnt deserve to be called an alim. Should be beheaded.

[iraqi4ever1994]

i didnt understnad one thing, what is he saying?

[Papani2200]

Comedian comes in many ways, and he is one of them. For years, he has been saying funny thing and connecting them to Islam. He is nothing else but a comedian.

[strongsamikhan]

this is his way of insluting ppl who dont care of insult,,just listen it carefully and think,, he must be saying something to u, too

[Papani2200]

Self ignorance comes in many ways. I am not one of them. Unlike his followers, I am well educated to know where I stand. You are welcome to listen to him as careful as you want. If you listen long enough, you might get a free ticket to heaven. Good Luck to You.

[Alakuzy]

well i think our Prophet (saw), never told us to spread the word of Allah in this way. he must learn to speak first. when people laugh then he thinks, that he said some thing great. We have to be very carefull, when we do dawa or Aslah. May Allah show us the way to Jannah.

[miantariqjan]

bijli gar saib guzara kawa laga

[lutonsufyan]

mike ka kuthaaaaaaaaaaa.....

[TheIlyaskhan]

hahahahah very good sir..

[wiasodas]

he was a very good mullah before,but now the stuff he is trowing out,is non islamic....

i guess he;s getting too old for speeches now..

may allah help him on right path and give him health

[TheAabbccxxxxx]

@wiasodas Plz ALLAH,With Capital Letters.

[PakhtanaGul]

omg he is veryyyy stupid!! shame on him!!

he has no respects for women!!

[Laghmanistan]

@PakhtanaGul its true he's an ass

[jaz123456]

but i can respect some1 special like u :P ... pathan grl on utube weird :P

[mr1989ROCKS]

shut up

he is telling the truth

[PakhtanaGul]

omg soooo stupid (( mangotean)) hhahah perverted

[cute4uswt]

zaan thy  bacch satha ,gora ta ta ba hum manogtian yaadh ki ha ha ha ha.............

[PakhtanaGul]

omg he is soo stupid!! he has No respect for ladies he keeps on touching his boobs lol

[OftyGofty]

yeah

and

this guy needs some cool aid

[pakistaniwazir]

woudln't expect tht shit from a mullah. idiot.... funny as shit tho haha

[chamchamkhan]

Bajligar

[cute4uswt]

ha ha ha ha ,one thing is confirmed dat he is best comedian than Mirawas..........

[34spanish]

this is not normal in pukhtunkhwa...ku zamung da puktana dase yee i mean doomra kharab khula....i cant remember.....allah help us...toobah toobah..ya allah mafi day...ameen

[cnn123usa]

fuck you bastered mullah for such a non-sense speech.

[stifmata]

moros de mierda

[SONIA78678]

ALLAH MAFI DE AISE MOLVIUON SE LANTI

[sharpshooter16784]

just a fucken bitch

[mianahad]

Sata khaza pa dey khalko ogheyma da kanjarey zoweya ta ba sara da dey gera sook ghaye kha da khazey ma yadawa khapala khaza yadawa ta dalta nast ye awo pa khaza ba dey bal boda aram we khar kosa sata moor ogheyma

awo da ta upload karey dey mara sharam oka

[zalmayafghan]

zalima...sumra bada khula di da... although i m not agreed with him..but u also abusing,,then what difference is left beween you n him?? plzzzzzzzz khafa na shay..

[dipendra007]

It doesn't look like he knows what he is talking about... Maybe he should be a comedian.  Will do better with an ignorant crowd as usual.

[nasiruddinpashtun]

what he is saying is non islamic, allah says is surat mominoon that a muslim avoid abusive language, awo ya kho ya akhera khatayma kharaba shawe da lanat de we pa bejligar bayghairat sharm nawarze che da ghwal khowre

[swatiindubai]

walamba da spee bachia tata sa pata da

[GOGOGR8]

vulgar comedian mullah.

mullah zor sho kho sor na sho.

this guy is shameless and should not be allowed in public to spread vulgarity in the guise of social reform & religion.

[215810]

Translation Part 9:

The bottom line is that if guys were men enough and could have fucked your wives properly, they would never come out of the houses and be seen by other men on the streets.

[215810]

Translation Part 8:

And when you people come to Friday prayers and the Imam takes a little longer to explain his speech, the oily one (wealthy) amongst you would look at his watch and tell the Imam to wrap it up.

Now whats the rush on you. I dont think you wanna go to your wife because you just ran away from home just so you can not see your wife for some time. Stay seated and listen to what the Imam says and learn something.

[215810]

Translation Part 7:

And our Haajis these days.... If someone hit them with hand grenades. You see a couple of cars decorated with flowers and stuff. You ask what is it and someone says it Mr.x going to Haj.

[215810]

Translation Part 5:

Now take a look at our Madrasa students when they come out on the streets, walking like chickens and looking at the girls. Now what the fuck are you doing out here, go and sit in the mosques and read a Hadis book or something. The girls do even look at them. They say he is dari wala (Guy with a beard).

All the women are now walking outside without any purpose. It makes me really angry when i see these old women outside who cant even walk. Go sit in the house you "Fart".

[215810]

Translation Part 4:

Do you feel anything for the dead guy during Janaza when you perform Nimaze Jannaza oh mullah sahab?(Asking the mullah sitting right next to him). Or you just say take this son of a pig to the graveyard.

All women of Pakistan are now wearing short and tight dresses and Musharaf calls it Roshan Khyalee (Broad mindedness). So does Roshan Khyalee mean you do this to me and i do this to you (Waving his fist back and forth).

[215810]

Translation Part 3:

You people think if you would be forgiven after death just because an Imam would do your Janaza and your relatives would do your Chaliswa (40th day anniversary) then you are all wrong. I will shave my beard and put it on a dog's ass, if you are forgiven that way. There is no concept of Chaliswa in Islam.

I once asked a mullah after Janaza (funeral) if he even thought what was gonna happen to the dead guy in grave that night. He could not say yes because he did not.

[215810]

Translation Part 2:

Now they are using my name on TV and saying that people should fuck their wieves lesser in order to control the population. How would they fuck less, when women on the streets are showing off their asses by wearing short and tight dresses.

Oh shameless Nation. Oh shameless Country.

I saw a girl the other day climbing into a riksha and had her shirt (Qamis) blew up by the air and every one could see her drums (hips).

[215810]

Translation part 1:

Some one told me that you have said some thing in favour of family planning, which i have not. If i had, i would not be a muslim. I was just asked about the age of an infant, that a mother can breast feed. I sait according to Imam Abu Hanifa its 2,5 years and according to Imam Shafi its 2 years.

[2009hilal]

He is r 100% right......khalalt der zyaat kharab di nan saba..........aus kho girls serf kameesona lund kral.........no saba ba bekhi achye na........

bijli ghar is no 1.....

[chakwalian]

some one translate plz

[tariqhassansani]

they are the 21st century mullas and payamber e islam s .a. w said that they r badtaren maklok on the erth what mesg canving next genreatuon.

[MrAlizai]

khair molna shaib ta so der fanni deh

[NYTCR4WLER]

Truth Hurts.. Deal with it. He is right. Just because he speaks up front doesnt mean hes insulting ne1.

[9036khan]

he is against girls

he is very bad,awful indeed

but smehow he is right however his way of defining is not good

[superthanda]

Tht's why muslims r loosing nd dying everywhere they r so fucking negative..

[immsadiq]

Is that possible if somebody do the translation in urdu or english??? shukria :)

[zalmayafghan]

ha ha ha wa da zolim zoya..dosi badi badi ziyari kaway... kho p a khudaye bawar woko da malo dair wichat olim da..

[foxz111]

kachar mullah

[haartengineer]

mother fucker...look at his dirty language.. how can a religious person use such bad language.. fucking ass hole.. son of a bitch...

[zalmayafghan]

whats abt ur language?? bayhaya ta sharam oka...

[haartengineer]

u see my language..but wat abt his language????? am not a mulla.. i dont give speeches in public like that.. he is talking abt females..sumone ask him why the hell he looks at them.. isnt it in islam for male to keep his eyes low?? then how come he saw that girl gettin on to rikshaw n he saw her boobs... doznt that show his hypocrisy????? we will be destroyed untill we kill all these bastard mullas...

[eyelesseagle]

loll hahah deer kha this one is great tru one poskaye kina kor k kana hhhh

[KingOfChaos213]

Hes not dead, why they wrap him up in a funeral shroud, now thats funny a talking corpse lol

[husnain3001]

der alaaa

[jroniac]

solo le falta decir al final "NO, HIJA NO"....grande Ozores...

[tuwahaa]

what ever he saying is all true and we should have attention to all. what ever he said that all reall we shouldnt take it as funn we should think on it and we should bring check in our self. Thanks Dear Mullah Sahib

[4ustr4li4]

fuck off

[scorpiopk20]

Borther! what ever he said that was right.but the way he is talking,Is really really against modesty.

Just think about his "Words". like manguti etc....what the hell is that.

[tuwahaa]

Yeah I know the way he is talking is not nice but see the people whom are around him. They are the people who can understand his language and the way of his talking. this guys r not same as me and u that can understand by shot cuts. they need every thing clear and full of detail in same way of this Mullah

I hope u understand what I saiying :)

[zameeer9211]

hahahaha greeeeattt

[KHANLALA19]

hahahahahahaha !!! BRILLIANT!!!!

i love this mullah hahaha

kanzir bachey lol

[2950227]

"posskai koor kaina hahahahahahaha"

[KHANLALA19]

hahaha he is funny

[jabbarbinosman]

Allah o Akbar! take it easy mullah saib

[soseat]

He seems a sex expert.

[maleehamengal]

hahahahahahaha !!! BRILLIANT!!!!

i love this mullah hahaha

kanzir bachey lol

[Jkobra7]

what is he saying? pls put a translation!!!