The Japanese Macaque

[CampXspawn]

everytime someone askes you a question reply machawk

[bwfir3ball]

@CampXspawn you are stupid

[Squandarlo]

Macaque is 8 inches.

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEH

[loadedjogger]

God Girls Love To Hold MACAQUE

[bandit690]

Nygil Thornberry is narrating...

[CafeNervoza]

They kinda do look like Japanese people. In a creepy way hurrrr.

[warrior20195]

so cute

[pinksweety288]

this is amazing



[hobobanana6575]

stuck up creatures there more than enough room for the others.

[wirsindheldenowns]

@hobobanana6575 i feel so bad for the ones left out in the cold :/

[blackhawkdm69]

Just like humans, inconsiderate.

[xoOnatalieOox]

this is just creepy. .. they look like humans

[andreaukok]

@xoOnatalieOox They certainly do, do we need anymore proof for evolution!

[knifed91]

Japanese Macaque society is very similar to human society...

[hacksign000]

LOL this is hilarious

[MadeInTokyo90]

Such an interesting report. I also love the narrator's voice.

[goosepeuk]

@MadeInTokyo90 Thats David Attenborough, he 'tha man' :o)

[meg3325]

The hot springs is a members only club. Unfortunately, primates are a lot more like us than we realize - and not in a good way.

[NorthCitySider]

Humans are unique and created in God's image? Bullshit

[260191894]

@NorthCitySider I agree. 

[Poolushion85]

3:18 was just....ha

[JinYinLong]

What happened? There's enough space for more >.< How about take turns? eh?

[Gokaiger203heroes]

MONKEY JAPANESE

[5up3r4554551n]

Excuse me, but could you please hold Macaque?

[BetsuniSpecial]

@5up3r4554551n i c wut u did thar.

[slewis]

Clearly we are descendant from them. Just look at how messed up their / our society is.

[imcrazee101]

I love macaques. They look like wise old men.

[Hussarer]

Macaque... sounds like a board or card game.

[Astiengaw1]

I decree by 2012 there will be a hot spring for every macaque

[smartninja2]

OCCUPY HELL'S VALLEY

[KiwiDillan]

Pools Closed

[meowmeowfan]

Wow even japanese monkeys looks like japanese people XD

[jimmymac333]

@meowmeowfan racist idiot

[meowmeowfan]

@jimmymac333 0_o huh? That wasn't meant to be racist in anyway.. It was just a comment.. Cos i love Japanese people.. Sorry. I didnt mean that. :(

[spurrymoses]

@meowmeowfan that's OK, when I saw the the bathing monkey with eyes closed, thinking (?)... I couldn't help think of the sort of wise, contemplating monk/man portrayed in movies

[meowmeowfan]

@spurrymoses I know right? Thats's why.. I hope i really didn't sound racist... :/

[scottweise18]

Now I guess the closest thing would be the rich and poor and how the rich get special privileges.

[scottweise18]

Macaque society is divided where the only those of the right bloodline get special privileges ? Now where does taht sound familiar ? Ohhhh that's right: Human society Not so much anymore but we've had that same social structure before . It's interesting to think how much we're related to them .

[ubathegreat]

cool. I am writing a story and the main character is a macaque... PLEASE GIVE ME SOME TIPS!!!

[cabooses1fan]

do tigers eat macock? im dying to know how macock tastes.

[Oliveirex1]

@cabooses1fan try removing some ribs out from your ribcage, I've heard M.Mason did that in order to taste his own cock.

[xaver4561]

lol my cock

[38azn]

japanese macaques are the white people of the monkey world lol

[chica476]

@38azn

Japanese people can be white too... suppose they are japanese?

[eligirl100]

even their eyes look japanese

[helldemon44]

thats so mean, they couldve fit all the monkies inside :(

[jad1025]

I have always been astonished by the correlation between the laws that rule the animal world and our society. Survival of fittest, the ones that have vs have nots, born privelages etc.

[dreism79]

the haves and the have nots

[bparker65]

theres plenty of room in there for all of them

[hallospacegirl]

c'mon macaque proletariat, overturn that complacent macaque bourgeoisie!

[detinUretsehcnaM]

you guys want to play with macaque?

[Crusher8000]

Aww look, they discriminate! how cuuute.

[likeaboss130]

Macaque can lift weights

[imyourstalker2222]

That was a really interestering vid

[XxMurasamexX]

if u haven't released any sexual urges....

u will have boners for no reason at all..... lol it's wierd i remember doing a test and then suddenly bam! i have to wait for it to settle down.. haha

[XxMurasamexX]

those poor macaques (those who aren't allowed in the hot water) need a revolution.. overthrow the thrown!!!

[facehunter504]

Macaque is hard... Macaque is a dirty beast that speads diseases

[cuzimblackk]

1:01 i loled soo hard thurr

[hasehayahi]

There's a proverb in Japan.

"Even MONKEYS fall from trees" means "Anybody can make mistakes". 1:03

Is "Even Homer sometimes nods" same in UK or US?

[hasafienda]

I could use that hot spring right now. Damn MTL weather.

[chuppad]

@hasafienda bet it's full of monkey poop :P

[RipJack646]

i never realised how good macaque looks when its wet.

[postmanx11]

I love how my cack is so clean

[TabbyAngel2]

@postmanx11 lmfaooo

[Sl4y3rNeb]

nature is the most amazing thing in the world.

[KokoroNoSama]

thanks :)

[kakyamer]

Their expressions are so humanlike

[MsKillerBill]

4:28 CUTE!!!!

[wolfjeismylovelycat]

this is so said...

like said: a hard society.

[iamearthbornami]

this is simply beautiful~thankyou

[TheUmmwhatever]

That totally went from cute to depressing.

[NorthCitySider]

@TheUmmwhatever

I know! I wish that the smarter animals didn't have a complex social hierarchy. I hate it.

[Vassy84]

@DopeMcDoperson

Nay, it is exactly the uncontrolled animal-instincts within us humans that give rise to our classes and greed. Animals are born to be selfish by nature, and being unthinking, are thus not really responsible for their selfishness.

What's truly sad is that we humans on the other hand, are able to think consciously and make choices in life...yet most of us are living exactly like unthinking, selfish animals.

[FruitChinpoSamurai]

@Vassy84

Instincts are a myth. To say that we possess the capacity for evil because of "animal instincts" and the ability to rise above them thanks to "human intelligence" is contradictory pseudo science.

Animals are hardly born selfish and are far from unthinking. There are plenty of animal societies wherein selfishness as you've defined it would find one outcast or killed.

Animal behavior, like our own, is formed through cultural influences. Not some magic drive an animal is somehow born with.

[XxMurasamexX]

@FruitChinpoSamurai

i think every guy admits to getting a raging boner for a hot girl... or for no reason at all....

[FruitChinpoSamurai]

@XxMurasamexX

...lolwut? "Boners" aren't instinctual. I... don't understand your comment.

[Robin90modell]

@Vassy84

Instincts are unlearned behaviour. It can be called mechanical or hardcoded. Insects are likely to be driven only by instincts. You're likely to see that animals with more complex brains rely more on learned behaviour and are capable of complex analysis. If animals were just instinct driven they would not take part in things like play. Many animals do unselfish actions, you just haven't looked. A completely selfish animals would be a liability in a group, and therefore not the most fit.

[komek]

They looks so japanese :)

[angelandcat]

Wonderful:)