Mass Effect 2 - Miranda

[ultrasasuke2]

'Has perfectly private and comfortable room to have sex in.'

'Clears Engine room and has sex on the floor.'

[WooT885]

I have one thing to say about Miranda. Cameltoe.

[TheMarkyboy9114]

mmmmm yes please ;)

[JDdaDJstressed]

Am I the only person who thinks Miranda has a bit of a Camel Toe situation with that outfit?

[MrPodaky]

why does she have to smile

[ShadeCrenshaw]

Miranda's even uglier when her facial animation aint stiff.

[19iggy94]

her voice , sounds like Yvonne Strahovski :)

[liltwixis11]

@19iggy94 It is

[GymmyRhys]

@19iggy94 It is lol

[19iggy94]

@GymmyRhys yes i know now but thanks anyway :)

[zilladude360]

Ashley<Miranda

[Thongger]

I got her and Jacob and most of the cerberus crew killed, on accident, opps. oh well. that's a few less cerberus punks to deal with in ME3

[SumFreshDkaf]

@Thongger Miranda quit Cerberus

[TheFlyacount]

hmm she Polish. Probebly the source i check out was wrong :3. That voice stil sounds Austy :3

[PatrikN793]

@TheFlyacount Her parents were immigrants from Poland, and she have been living in Australia for most of her life if I'm not mistaken.

[TheFlyacount]

Well she is australian so you know you get to hear all the austy british voice.

[Dimdim316]

@TheFlyacount She's Polish.

[dita21796]

@Dimdim316 she's australian

[dariansarr]

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[LastODSTStanding]

@TheNinjaPuppies *Offers fistbump*

[VCMENTERTAINMENTS]

Actually, Miranda is one of the boringst charackters... and when i've played ME2 for the first time... i'd rather want to shot her in the face so she finaly gets her mouth shut and stop bitching about her "genetic supremacy" - Stupid, fucking cunt....

Ok theire are alot of Charackters in ME i'd rather shot in the face then to negotiate.

"I'm Commander Shepard and i dont have time to listen to your bitchwhining playings"

[Topaz997235]

damn she looks like my sister

[THECommentery1]

mirandas ass effect makes my mass erect!

[alexokatana]

@THECommentery1 do you know miranda is a man?

[alchestbreachsbramin]

thumbs up if u landed in mirandas citadel

[THizzle80]

Imagine a game with the graphics of the interviews in here. Give it 5 more years boys

[CommanderSherpard]

I didn't have to fight to get her into the engine room.

[ruhit1234]

she should've said ''He would have to fight to earn my ass''.

[444Tazer]

I know everyone is praising her right now, but I thought she was a total bitch until her loyalty mission.

[ninethreefivesix]

@444Tazer Even so, I love bitches. And I love how girls with strong personalities are automatically labeled bitches.

[444Tazer]

@ninethreefivesix Whatever you say. I don't like her. That's all.

[VieraShepardFTW]

"He'll have to fight, to earn my ass."

[TheVoidShift]

Heavy risk.. but DAT ASS.

[kirchhoff1814]

Miranda has theeee perfect ass....

[Ultimatum93]

In the words of Tobuscus

hothothothothotothot

and also I find shes the most useful on insane when I was a combat character

so hot, intelligent and powerful

there was never any other choice who to romance

[Hahren]

Sarah Walker!

[hobyboy07]

NEWS FLASH: Miranda Lawson apparently not returning for Mass Effect 3.

Sad, but I'm sure Yvonne Strahovski had a busy schedule. *sniff*

[AntiXaldin]

@hobyboy07 What are you talking about?

[hobyboy07]

@AntiXaldin ~ The Mass Effect Wikia regularly updates about the next, and last Mass Effect installment. Thus far, they have all the returning characters for ME3. Miranda Lawson is not listed. This either means she'll be one of the characters who only shows up for a mission or two, or doesn't show up at all.

Come to think of it, Grunt and Tali weren't mentioned, either . . .

[AntiXaldin]

@hobyboy07 They are still anouncing which character will return. Miranda may still be announced as a squadmate and it has already been confirmed that all character will show up, one way or the other.

BTW, Tali and Garrus have been confirmed. You should try to keep up with the magazines

[hobyboy07]

@AntiXaldin ~ Thanks for the heads up. I'll have to go out and buy me a few of the magazines you mentioned.

[Psychowilly]

@hobyboy07 She is in the game, but doubtfully as a member of the team. So probably along a few missions.. Hell, she's part of cerberus and the Illusive Mans pet, so who knows...maybe she's out to kill you(depending upon your relationship with her.) I assume that this being the final game, every character at least has an appearance.

[nick20nite]

@Psychowilly at the end of ME2 when shep given the option of destroying the station and if he does Ilussive MAn orders Miranda to stop him she doesn't and resigns from Cereberus, so she probably be ME3, definatly if the shep romanced her, maybe a key componet in some quests

[Sporeisawsome]

@hobyboy07 Miranda is going to be in Mass Effect 3 she is one of the love interests so has a major side-plot in the game depending on your relationships

[masterchiefjoe]

@Sporeisawsome question is that is she gonna be a squadmate

[fireiceprince1234]

I'll follow Shepard's orders...

I'll follow him in to battle...

But he'll have to fight, to earn my ass...

[Tiefighterr]

Liara or Miranda?

[LostToTheDead]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite whore.

[ozoztrk]

And Miranda earned MY trust when she resigned from Cerberus. She proved she's better than that.

[blackswordsman89]

Ruthless cunt.

The load of shit she spouted when I brought up Cerberus's ME1 experiments almost warped my brain out of its sheer ignorance and ridiculousness.

Damn self-righteous, too. And condescending.

I don't speak with her anymore, and romancing her is out of the question. I just leave her arrogant, ugly mug alone on her office.

[vxMarksmanxv]

I couldn't stand Miranda throughout the whole game.... right up until she told the Illusive Man to shove it in the Collector Base.

[Raz0r1995]

Miranda for Mass Effect 3!!!

[hobyboy07]

@Raz0r1995 ~ BioWare has made it VERY clear that Miranda will be in Mass Effect 3 and most likely be playing a large role.

Watch any walkthrough and you'll see the INSANE levels of plot armor she was given. Miranda carried away by the Collector? She'll magically teleport to your side. Shot by the Collectors? Just a flesh wound.

No other character can get away with both of those. Jacob and Garrus can shrug off being shot, but only if they're loyal. Anyone else is SOL.

[halflifefan84]

@hobyboy07 She wont be for my game atleast, she died xD

[Mrsupermatt2172]

Yeah i earned her trust. I earned her trust in the engineering room

[jjb302]

facial expressions they created are just amazing 0.o 0:33

[jpkillah]

TEAM MIRANDA WOOHOOO!!

[mprobertson1117]

It's like they modeled her after Yvonne Strahovski, and then said "Fuck it we'll make her a man and see if anyone notices".

Then the in game Miranda was born, and Jack became the prettiest girl on the Normandy.

[IngenFiles]

Miranda died in my game...i dont trust her.

[UltraDaveDude]

Why does she have japanese eyes here?

[dewin50]

Trailer Animation = Ugly

Game Anamation = Better

[jpkillah]

For the chicks its team jacob or team edward, for us its Team miranda and team jack :P

[tubrutolity]

@jpkillah What about Team Tali? My insentive to get the game was the possiblity of romancing Tali... funny how I shifted to Jack two seconds after starting her loyalty mission.

[jpkillah]

@tubrutolity yeab, but you see my point :)

[tubrutolity]

@jpkillah Yeah, pretty much. Tali is the one I romanced in my second playthrough. I never got to do it with Miranda though, I'm on my third playthrough and now I'm going for Samara. I think that Miranda is incredibly hot but I hate the fact that she doesn't take responsability nor blames Cerberus for what they did to Jack.

[jpkillah]

@tubrutolity Well if u dont mind me for spoiling but you cant romance with samara :S

[tubrutolity]

@jpkillah Technically you can, though nothing happens. I know she rejects you because 'justicars can't have family or aquatiances' but I still like her and I think her scene with Shepard is one of the best in the game as she actually expresses feelings for him. I prefer that over sex in the engine room with Mordin, Thane and EDI watching...

[mugenrider754]

tali is cute

miranda is hot

jack is :O

[97Wc]

LOL 0:24 shephard looks pathetic

[curiouscolt81]

" He'll have to earn my trust to get in my pants"

[ExZola]

@curiouscolt81 win.

[jrz1230]

I'm Commander Shepard, and Miranda is my favorite woman on the Normandy.

[vasileff]

i earned more than her trust :)

[oacmre]

the hottest chick in the best game ever i love mass effect

[luckyman254]

miranda is the hottest piece of video game ass ever

[TheAwesome45]

@luckyman254 idk catwoman in arkham city looks hotter

[luckyman254]

@TheAwesome45 never seen her

[MADH1GHLAND3R]

For the ME3 trailers they should do tali, garrus and joker

[S1En1]

Shittiest character in the crew imho -_-

Dunno why but she just got on my nerves.

[zoesoldier89]

@S1En1

Thats because Miranda is a cold hearted bitch who will never own up to all the wrong BS Cerberus does

[RedAxle]

@zoesoldier89 you do know that resigns at the end of the game...if she lived.

[zoesoldier89]

@RedAxle I know but she was still insanely annoying when it came to anything concerning Cerberus during the game

[fairygodbrother]

Yvonne should dye her hair black IRL

[hobyboy07]

@fairygodbrother ~ Yvonne's hair IS naturally black. She bleached it for "Chuck".

[BellsieSwan]

In the first video she looks Sooooooooo old

[TheStarTreker]

Holy shit those animations of Miranda are off the chart! The trailer version of Miranda actually looks hotter! Man I wish they would have use that version instead! They definitely should make a Mass Effect movie and have James Cameron direct it!

[Shenanegansv2]

isnt she the actress from the show Chuck?

[skater102391]

@Shenanegansv2 shit! i think you are right lol. that chick is SEXXXY

[Panodemic]

yvonne strahovski from chuck! awesome

[Pandabearflyer]

they shouldnt have tried to make her look like the actress ( cause the actress is wayyyyyy prettier ) they should have made her face cause all of the other female characters are attractive.

[4thdimenstion]

@Pandabearflyer They did model her on Yvonne Strahovski, but it is pretty hard to capture someone like that in a game.

[hobyboy07]

Anything modeled on and/or voiced by Yvonne Strahovski is "hot" in my book.

[smellmyface666]

i completely agree

[InternetOccultist]

@hobyboy07 One problem, she isn't blonde :(

[IronSword007]

@InternetOccultist They didnt want to make the "bitch" out of her. Just the human, female part of the crew. Like jacob he is the human, male part of the crew

in Mass effect 1 the same just with other characters

Ashley as human, female part

Kaiden as human, male part

[InternetOccultist]

@IronSword007 That's kind of irrelevant to what I just said but okay.

[zodiaccurse12]

@hobyboy07 Miranda does look like Olivia Wilde also

[EnderSquared]

who should i hav as a romance? Tali or Miranda? or none?

[klopklop24]

kelly

[TeamRKKr3w]

@EnderSquared miranda.

[cheeota]

i a tali but thats just me

[EnderSquared]

i respect that :)

[LuckyAc3]

@EnderSquared Miranda, duh :D

[EnderSquared]

lol XD

[lethfinch]

My new video game girl.

[RyuTheAwesome]

Here's the thing. Miranda is a richly developed character with great looks. But, Jack is the best developed character in any video game I've ever played, more developed than most movie characters. So first play through, I took Jack, second I took Miranda.

[Cad3nG]

I earned a little more then just her "trust". ;)

[TheDoogleBoy]

Tali.

[TheSebulba1978]

i love miranda

[SlayerEGO1342]

She is

[man0204]

0:21 LOL the face

[Thespartan18]

blah I don't like Miranda. I'll take psycho Jack over the cheerleader any day ;).

[Freshjonng]

Miranda totally better than jack.

[RaarZipan]

How is she not interesting? She has emotional issues and trust issues, a rich powerful daddy who genetically created her, a twin sister that's younger then her and a nice body.

[Blackpanfa]

jack looks like crap

[GenkeiNoHattori55]

yea its like,

Jack shudnt hve made her hair BALD XD

if jack has at least short-medium hair she wud look btter

[Blackpanfa]

Totaly agree , and I don't think tattoos are a great choice of clothing either.

[KevinLuhrs]

@Freshjonng Tali is better than Jack

:D

[slipperywhenwet5]

@Freshjonng Meh

Tali<Jack<Miranda

In terms of looks sure, but Miranda is more of a bitch then Jack.

[kennyrodgershot]

@Freshjonng I agree

[TheIronMarine]

@Freshjonng Yeah, and Tali totally better than the rest of them.

[00393293171971]

@Freshjonng miranda's a pussy...like a doll..fuck her

we need a strong character like jack

never talked with miranda ingame and she barely joined my missions

thane and jack ftw

[swordzzzzz]

@00393293171971 she's very good if you're playing on insanity

[DirkXXVI]

@Freshjonng And getting the cold is totally better then getting AIDS.

[TolHydra]

@Freshjonng plus DAT ASS

[blazinghen]

@Freshjonng Honestly, it's a toss-up for me. I love Miranda's looks and when her eyes get wide.... I just lose it. On the other hand, I just find myself unable to ignore that giant wall of shit Jack's hiding behind.

[Freshjonng]

@blazinghen I complete agree with you on that one.

[360burner]

R.I.P

[Migvill]

@account0987 she is

[rexregum]

uncanny valley on the cgi there!

great game!

[Boonuts12]

She reminds me of Michael Jackson... SHAMON!!!

[TheErrantWilder]

@Sanctum: I agree. They need more of every accent exept American.

[gary911203]

sarah walker :D

[SwiftEffect]

She would be alot hotter blonde

but shes ugly being black haired especially with the texture changes

[acenspades]

Fuck Auzzies! America all the way!

I'd still have sexual relations with her tho.

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

[LtLethal1]

@acenspades don't be a dueche

[Sanctum90]

@ acenspades: I think it's good seeing an Australian accent in a computer game for once. They need more English accents too.

[spanketyspankety]

The Sniper has an Australian accent.

[Darandomdude3311]

wow she looks like the voice actor herself

[gary911203]

well the whole character model was based on Yvonne and Yvonne did voice the character

[GuysSeriously]

Do you get to score on this? I hope you get to pick between this chick and an alien like the last game. ;)

[FredThaSlayer]

i think you can have relationship with Jack? Shes a convict with tattoos though. she also has a guy name :)

[L2theEfingC]

You can twice there a renagade sex, and pagon sex.

[zombieslayer890]

lol she died on mine

[GuysSeriously]

Cant stand her voice! G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

[TheDoogleBoy]

@GuysSeriously Shame that no Australians actually say that. And if they did, they would say prawns.

[GuysSeriously]

I know its a quote from a movie

[MeltedDeath]

Clearly she's the new Ash.

I like Miranda more, from what I've seen.

Ash was just fucking annoying and a fucking slut. My sheperd chooses Liara every time.

[Benmen776]

i thought you can't really interact a lot with miranda.

[HaMMerTIME8888]

oh ill fight to earn your....trust....

[drwhofan1992]

cant wait, this game is going to be an epic leap in gaming

[Inuyasha82]

She sounds too bitchy for my Shepard to like her, and might end up sending her down the same road we sent Ashley.

[psp785]

shes only like that in the beginning

[11bane11]

As an Aussie myself...it is so INCREDIBLY weird hearing an real aussie accent in a game.

[DeClipMaker]

lol ok.....

[xChaosBrotherx]

i know aye, how weird is it.

[5Thepyro]

hmmm i kinda wish more of the old characters were in this game :l

[ojitzo]

you will get a surprise then...:D

[noelsoong777]

why does her VO sound so boring and lifeless is she a cyborg or something?

[obscureface]

hope she's not a slut and try's to bone Garrus or joker.

[MeltedDeath]

obscureface: Ummmm, can't bone Joker. He kicks it early on

[Rand0mdude02]

Nope. He lives

[MeltedDeath]

LOL, just messin with ya. Our fair Commander dies and comes back. Why the FUCK this was something that just had to happen, is beyond me. Now, i can't use Ash. As much as a bitch she was, I made her uber killing bitch.

[Rand0mdude02]

I didn't.... she sorta got blown up by... accident

[obscureface]

you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>:O

[itzyaboyrick]

FUCKING SPOILER UR AN ASSHOLE.lol

[ganjanaraku666]

like the accent but I get the sense she and my shepard are going to have a LOT of problems

[eternal555]

Aussie accent ftw. I like her already XD