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  • Both these endings suck....

  • I dont get it

  • Do you guys know what i found funny on this video?In the very start you can see Edward holding a lantern,but after he shots her and the camera cuts to behind her,the lantern disappeared!

  • he went OG on that biach

  • Lucifers a total douche

  • i like this endin better for some reason... -:3

  • what happens if you don't do anything and all the circles light up?

  • @smokemeimdope181 you die (the screen goes white and you start from the last checkpoint)

  • @smokemeimdope181 then the girl turns into satan and says that hes forever alone in the dark

  • muhahahahaha im lost...he shot a bird ...and then half of his face wrinkled and then there was a mummy behind him lol dont know whats going on XD

  • I prefer this ending over the "good" ending.

  • @GoldenGal42 I AM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

  • ok this is diferent from the ps2 endings actualy the whole ps2 game is much diferent from the pc version

  • @asasian90 what the fuck are you on about?

  • @fess1996 look the diference betwwen the aloe in the dark ps2 and pc versions i dont mean the grapichs but the other things ending characters and other

  • @fess1996 look the diference betwwen the aloe in the dark ps2 and pc versions i dont mean the grapichs but the other things ending characters and other PS: sorry for bad english

  • @asasian90 ohh right i get what you meen now i was not on about graphics i did not know(at the time) there was a ps2 virsion(and by the way what bad english you can spell better then me!!!)

  • @fess1996  thanks man D:)

  • Now that's an LOL

  • Lol 0:58 xD

  • Hmmm i don´t understand the 2 endings==???

  • IM DA FUCKING UNIVERSE lol i love that line

  • dude i hate the 2 endings, The guy get fucked in both endings!!

  • Kill her or not....hmm...Choices...I'd rather have her be possesed than me.. Yeah..i'll just shoot her after--*BAM*

    I IZ TEH UNIVERSE!!!!!11

  • Thumps up if you think Lucifer is a douche

  • Saying 'fuck' all the time doesn't make the game better, although I don't think anything could've saved this atrocity.

  • This should be the good ending, getting rid off that annoying girl and got power of god MUAHHAHAH xD

  • but i didnt understand in the good ending if sarah becmes possesed will the world still be in danger or what?

  • @petrosMgr

    Yeah, but the protagonist doesn't care a shit about it xD I have to admit that I hate both endings, but I love the humour of them ^^ Either you go "I AM DESTROYING DA WORLD SUCKERS" or you go "HAHAHA I WATCH YOU ALL DIE WHILE SHE IS DESTROYING THE WORLD SUCKERS".

  • well it might get a sequel thats why it has shitty endings,dont forget that every sequence is a cliffhanger..and tdu 1 had a sequel that year..soo maybe in 2012 we see an alone in the dark 6 ;)

    and no matter what you think of this game you gota respct the 59nth street sequence lol,most awesome game part ever!

  • @petrosMgr

    I fucking loved the game finished it a few hours ago^^ Tons of gameplay problems but damn its fucking hilarious. Especially when the old guy says: we will meet at the museum. And then he shoots himsef, I laughed my ass off xD

  • hhaha my best part is when the the zombie asks him to give the stones and he is like i dont have your stone and fuck you anyway!!

  • @petrosMgr Or perhaps we'll live it.You never know how these prophecies come true <_< XD j/k.

  • live it or not i had a good life so i do not care much :)

    you gotta live the life everyday cause you never know what comes next

  • @petrosMgr That's true.Younever know what might happen.And actually,I have a good life too so I don't care either XD.Still though,pity for those who don't...

  • thats fine man.you gotta take what you can get and dont wory about what is to come..thats what edward carnby did :P

  • @petrosMgr lol :P

  • this game is soooo underated...sure its kinda glitch many times but its got it all drama terror excitement mass destruction a fucking lifeless replica of middle park and inteligent riddles..and at long last i can be a fucking pyromancer :P

  • I like his expressions when he said I'm the Lifebringer. I'm the fucking universe!

  • the 2 endings were really bad...:(....I got the feeling: "why have I played this game?"

  • well I think this is the good ending at least he become stronger after all this crap !

  • your walkthru is good but this game is sorry man

  • Epic fail on my part i beat the game and killed her and i got poessed... Then i make this good point! " HEY IF ANYONE SEE'S THIS OK YOU KNOW WHEN THE FISSURES CRACK ON THE STONE WHEN ITS LIGHTING UP AND U GRAB IT? IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES YOU CAN SEE THE FISSURES GLOW UP....SO WHAT IF YOU USE FIRE BULLETS ON THAT FISSURE LIKE MONSTERS? WOULD IT BLOW UP TOO? MAYBE SAVING YOU AND SARAH? PLEASE CONTACT ME IF YOU HAVE DONE IT!!

  • Well i feel like i got Mind fucked....ow

  • both endings are messed up you got to edmite i beat the whole game to with just using 4 first aid spray!!!!!!! isnt that crazy

  • he becomes lucifer...how cool

  • Thank you for your walkthrough.

  • im the fucking universe

  • why not just shoot her and then himself

    I haven't really gotten into the story, so I wouldn't really know if that's a possibility =/

    at least lucifer wouldn't manifest, right?

  • I'M THE FUCKING YOUNIVURSE

  • @616BCRich Shenmue 2?!?! good i loved Shenmue 1 for the dream cast, was so epic and the story sucked me in! :)

  • So, either satin is the girl or he is satin, nice ending, remind me again what has been achieved?

  • @lolzomgz1337

    if you make him lucifer, you get the most overly-drawn line ever

    that's the only benefeit

  • @marthedge How DARE you respond to my comment! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! IM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE!!!!...wait...

  • I Liked The Game Instead Of The Scary Monsters []_[] But i Fucking Didn't Get The Ending ( Both ) ...

  • worse ending ever been

  • I liked this game only at the beginning, but when you have to the destroy the plant, i decided to stop. SO BORING!!!

  • ugh ...game = sucks ...

  • so...in both finals lucifer takes the world? xD

  • Lucifer is the lightbringer? Since when O.o

  • @Fletzherdk well he was once an angel...and Lucifer translates as "the lightbringer",look it up

  • im the lightbringer, im the fucking universe wtf?? xDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • The ending Sucks so stupid i think Edward turn to a Monster too and wtf i didnt know what the stupid thing says i mean the other guy the ugly

  • To me this is the good ending xD

  • both endings kinda sux heh

  • Darth vader :P

  • IM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

  • @HENRIQUEGODFATHER Best line ever xD

  • so what hapens to the city...the world....are they gona be restorted or what

  • so edward is possessed by lucifer, there really should be a Alone in the Dark 6

  • it didn't occur to me till now...when he shoots her in this ending, the stone goes with her...which most likely means we're double screwed.

  • I was kinda pissed at both endings...there should be a better ending than this either that or make another sequel! :C

  • the developers hinted they're gonna make another. Most likely the other ending is the canonical one.

  • do you think there will be a Alone in the Dark 6? I hope so

  • there should be i loved this one and good ending is true

  • 0:57

    he took too much acid

  • no man , lucifer (fking satan) was carnated in theat woman ... when he killed her  lucifer incarnated in the man ... theat is the bad ending

  • lucifer must live through someone, if u kille the girl he is reincarnated into him, if u on the other hand choose not to shoot her he is reincarnated into her instead i guess

  • So is he evil or something? im confused...

  • haha pause 1:33

  • lol i am the fucking universe

  • "IM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE!!" He's the universe of FUCK

  • lol his face at 1:33 - 1:34 ._.

  • IM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE LOL WTF LOL

  • LOL at slow motion fall

  • hermes trismegisto ps3 = gay

    hermes trismegisto ps2 = old gay

  • He's the FUCKING UNIVERSE if anyone didn't catch that

  • i am the light bringer/ooooooooooo im so scared/shut up ill make you go blind lmao

  • yet another crappy unfinished ending to a game -_-

  • somebody can tell me if the wii version of the game is shorter than the 360 version?or just different?

    because i play the wii version and this doesnt appear

  • I'M THE LIGHT BRINGARR!!!!!!!!

  • IM FUCKING UNIVERSE

  • I don't care if this game was good or bad- If someone's voiced by Max Payne, I have to get it.

  • I AM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE lmfao this is amazing

  • well, Dante has got LAIIIIIGHT, which is much better than the light bringer's light xD

  • oh man "zomg" is so funny please keep repeating it

  • if he`s not a man... what is he??XD

    the light bringer???

  • edward rocks he sweas a lot like near the begging i aint got ur stone and fuck u any way! and when shrah gets batnappedd lol he says fuck at the end he says fucking lol hes so funny =)

  • ya i remember hearing 3 yrs olds swearing a lot for fun yesterday -_-

  • what a bad ending !!

  • he looks scary when lucifer is in him :S

  • The reason he walked away on the good ending is because there was no way to stop Lucifer, he would just come back. There was no point, the bad ending ends with Lucifer's minions storming into Central Park.

  • this game sucked, i got it yesterday and took it back and got turok, the ending make no fugin' sense, to be honest, ghost busters on the nes had a better ending. and half the message is almost unreadable.

  • yeah you are right this game is sucks really sucks in the end we dont know what going to happend

  • meh i liked it all but the ending...

  • @brownshoeT2 i actually didnt understand the ending one bit... is lucifer evil or what the hell?

  • It would be much better if His lines were like this: "I'm the fucking universe you son of a bitch!" and the old man replied: Fuck you, go to Hell!" that would be soo random.

  • Er. Not really.

  • lol "im the fucking universe"

  • hmm.... what is the point to make 2 BAD endings?

  • To make a sequel? :P

  • both are fucking ending i hate both of them

  • the whole ending is a load of bullshit. besides, everyone knows hell is in birmingham

  • Fuck you.

  • "everyone knows hell is in birmingham"

    Hahahahaha

  • what is birmingham?

  • When you shoot her that was very funny for me when he fall down.Hahahah!!!

  • BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!

  • i am the fucking universe...lol...

  • Haha. fucking ace ending. ^^

    What did he mean by 'did you think I came alone' though?

  • good game, enjoyed it, and your walkthru

  • thanks :)

  • @belford82 I had problem digesting that comment.

  • 0:43 creepy or funny ? YOU FUCKING DECIDE !

  • lol and its so fucking shit the end chekc this....Did you think ive comed alone! ,,,,at this parrt you stay in the front of your monitor and thinkin with ho how where and crap.... that lame

  • lucifer lol a fucking satanist maked this shiit game?

  • yes totaly crap game made and for both consoles too

  • have you ever played Painkiller?

  • no..why?

  • now THAT game is made by a satanist!! make a quick search in youtube and see for yourself. to begin with, the loading screen is a pentagram and the scenario goes like this: you are somewhere between heaven and hell and you 're fighting against Lucifer's minions.

    However, it's definitely the most awesome FPS i've ever played. kinda like unreal tournament

  • oh shiiit imma down that haha

  • Where in youtube do I have to search?

  • 0:43 lol

  • Both endings are actually bad :S

    coz Lucifer survives anyway...

  • I really wish the line "I'm the fucking universe" were followed up by him receiving a swift kick to the nuts. Worst line ever.

  • I hope for that to be a dlc or something. or an achievement "kick lame carnby in the nuts 50G"...

    Notice how the dried up transvestite tells you that you are not a man anymore....

  • @Mishalex "You 've been kicked in the nuts... smile, you are in the TV, haha"

  • so the devil wins either way?

    wtf.

    i wanna be the devil.

    ps: im the fucking universe lol

  • ahh haha lol i jst crap my pants bc ur lines were so fuck hilarious

  • i'm the fucking universe! XD cheasiest line ever

  • the game was alright ... just dumb ending for all versions

  • This game is amazing!

  • Too much swearing, it just degrades the quality of the game. It's one of the lacking aspects of the game. Aside from the mediocre storyline, the rest was at least pleasing, especially the music and the graphics.

  • lucifer is just one fallen angel god would pwn that newb or the rapture would happen at that point

  • ive heard god loves nothing more than to pwn noobs on a sunday night :P

  • Game is pure win. But the Endings suck big time.

    Good Ending(Actually it isn't good. Cuz earth gonna die anyway?!): Sarah becomes the lightbringer(It means she is the devil for real!). What does edward do? He doesn't fight the devil. No. He's just like: Laaame. I'm goin' home. At that point iw as like: WTF?! Earths gonna die and he just pisses off? Then the "Bad" Ending. Lol. U kill her. UR THE FUCKIN UNIVERSE! Lol. One Question. So if Lucifer is the universe. Where's God then?

  • several things (in bible) god is not what you think him to be

  • na this is bad cus you kill the world I say the other one is the good end cus carbey him self could kill the deamons or the guy from doom or a tau or a space marien

  • i hope there is a alone in the dark 6

  • That was the most fucking funny line I've ever heard in a video game.

    Kudos, "lightbringer".

  • this ending confuses me. wouldnt it be good to shoot her so that she doesn't become the light bringer and not shooting her would be the bad thing?

  • actually this is the good ending, he edward at least his body becomes powerful. lol

  • the game is very exciting, the music is awesome, but the end has disappointed us.

    I thought there would be a last big fight or something, but it wasn't

  • "i'm the light bringer! i'm the fucking universe!"

  • Why from one way or another the earth have to be destroy? xD

    I don`t see how can star the next alone in the dark so apparently this is it?

  • "I'm the light bringer! I'm the FUCKING UNIVERSE!"

  • so maybe someday will be alone in the dark 6 ??

  • I hope

  • haha im the fucking universe hahaha

  • has anyoone tried making a fire circle with the flamable liquid ? it simply owns being inside the circle

  • both ends are bad

  • but the other one is better than this (in my opinion)

  • IM THE LIGHTBRINGER IM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE :D BEST FUCKING ENDING FOREVER GO EDWARD GO LUCIFER FUCK YOU GAY EARTH xD

  • that was funny shit :DD

  • so which ever ending, the evil thing still possess one of them.

  • can you shoot the light bringer

  • the stone? yes.. but it does nothing

  • is the guy standing next to u when you shoot is the stone i dont know much of this game lol

  • ya u can shoot him... but he cant die

  • Man I soo your all parts so I have 1 question did you played alone inthe dark 4 ? Because i did ant that was really awsome game :)

  • hey jurkmari, if edward was possesed and cursed by the stone before thisgame like it id i theo's notes, how comes he was fine in alone in the dark 4?

  • Because this is only going off Alone in the Dark 1.. so 2,3,4 really wasnt part of the plot of 5... dont ask me why

  • 1, 2 and 3 are canon and this game is part of the same universe as those.

    4 was supposed to be a reboot but it failed miserably.

  • nope they just wanted this to be with the first one and not the other games

  • @brownshoeT2 nop they mentioned the first 2 ALONE IN THE DARK GAMES IN EDWARDs FILE(in the ambulance part)

  • i tryied shooting hermes and it didn't work

  • im the light bringer...IM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE!

    that cracks me up everytime

  • IM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

  • SHE DIES YESH YESH YESH