Don't let the bastards keep you down!

[amaka38]

i really needed this thank you very fucking much :)

[silverballer1911]

someone stope d you growing hair though

[officialREMOSIS]

Payin' a visit four times a year to the church of dave just cures my soul.

FUCK THEM!

Thanks MAN!

[BuffyHustler]

Get Dave into the schools! The best lessons the kids could EVER, EVER have.

[BuffyHustler]

Against all odds, I find myself converted and commit myself wholly to the Church of Dave. Don't like him - guess the truth hurts, huh?

[knollsbest]

no need to blaspheme to get your point across, fucktard!

[kerrymckenna]

Oh This guy is amazing....I wish he was my neighbour. I know quite a few people that try to stop me from being creative etc and they sure piss me off. So I will take a leaf out of Scary Daves' book and say a big FUCK YOU to those who try to keep me down.....LOLxxxx

[TH3FR4G1L3]

Thank you! You just motivated me to keep going when I'm over here failing.

[EMANDaGreat2055]

Thank you man you really helped me out with some of my own personal problems I appreciate it alot

[informed]

thanks! my cousin taught me to "lean into my fear" when have it about new or unsure things or dealing with naysayers... and sure enough self confidence rules all! and if i saw you in a dark alley id smile and say whats up brother!

[Ailsification]

Well said so fucken true :)

[mrtourist888]

68 ants doesnt like this video

[oanedus]

This is so good I posted it on my facebook wall! Keep up the good work, Dave!!

Saw it on UrsuAdams fb wall (above)

[lulugraphics]

i love you dave! thanks, i needed this! you r right!

[UrsuAdams]

You fucking ROCK!

[LittleValo]

Thanks Scary Dave! You are an inspiration bro. And I will accomplish my goals and I will not let the haters bring me down!

[mathompson162003]

You rock! I like you and that is awesome advice that I plan on taking and implementing in my own life. You are absolutely correct.

[Rtfune]

Once again, I had to watch this as a pep talk to pep me up!! YOU are one of the greatest internet personalities, ScaryDave

[lulugraphics]

Rock on, man, they say it to me too, living well is the best revenge

[negative74]

just awesome. thankyou.

[KickinitRaw1]

Great wisdom man! Keep spreading the good word!

[ligrettofully]

Thanks for sharing. You really made my day :) Kisses and Hugs. Love Marin!

I got your link from a friend of mine... You are doing great!! Keep the good work!! Thumps up!!!

[fearofgodblablabla]

That is a good speech!

Keep up the good work!

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

"Don't let the bastards grind you down"

[armyfrenchy]

dude we need to fire the president and hire you. You are the shizznit.



[bullatthegate]

You ever thought of doing motivational speeches !! Thats the best I have ever seen and it didn't put me to sleep !! LOL!

You could be Americas version of Billy Connolly LOL and LOL again !!

[pooding543]

That beard is fucking epic

[SpiritualAtheist]

Probably the greatest video in the history of the universe.

[Thesocraticbreed]

RATM and Linkin Park proved that metal and rap can be put together. XD

PErhaps even Lil Jon.. .but he is a "Crunk Rapper" and crunk rappers are similar to death core metal.

[whateversdjf]

Dave your a fucking genius. This is about the best motivation speech I've ever heard. You defenitely have a new member in your church!

[gymrachel]

love this dude!

[Maddytwenty]

keep up your awesomeness dave u r truley amazing ^^

[LILRHONDALEE]

YOU ARE SO CUTE!!! SORRY, YOU DO NOT SCARE ME. I LIKE YOU!

[Karmathejedi1701]

#OccupyWallStreet Listen, & Share with who's there

[urinfarlaub2]

yeah you ARE a good guy! keep it up! :)

[Rtfune]

Scary Dave, YOU are GREAT!!!! I think we must have came from the same gene pool!!!!

[DarkStar1O9]

Damn bastards haha, i've made it this far and i'm not turning back

[LIVEWIREshockedbya]

AMAZING!!! do u ever listen to michael savage? U R AWESOME!!

[Deublea]

Hell yes, thank you for speaking the truth. I am with you.

[mwlivo]

I used a video I was told was pointless to do as a response Dave! So glad I ignored the nay-sayers cos I am piss proud of what I achieved!!

[mwlivo]

Superb! This is excellent! Cheers Dave!

[Q2SEEDSMAN]

Thank's Dave. as payment for such great advice I'm going to save up and buy you a Dusty shirt that reads UN'TARDED !! Keep up the good work. 5* +subbed

[bradq]

i better subscribe

[bradq]

advice does not come any clearer than that does it?

[WitheringintheDark]

Your fucking awesome. You should create the Republic of Dave.

10million internets if you get the game reference XD

[PMNS1995]

You should be in a commercial, because your voice is so awesome I would buy whatever it was, even if it sucks...

[TheMikeh85]

lol!

[imyourdaady]

haaah the next person that calls me ugly i'l say FUCK YOU respect bro

[MrChucksterguy]

Hail to Dave an hail to this song. This song is part of my life. Thanks man!

[19may0001]

white people who keep everybody down and thats a fact a real fucking fact

[LejaSiv]

God damnit Scary Dave, you're awesome. High fucking five. I really needed this. Thanks brother! *hugs*

[eatsimplefood]

Hey thanks for this...I will learn to use your prayer a bit more regularly...please consider watching the documentary Zeitgeist Moving Forward...and if people do don't look deep enough into it...chances are they go crazy about it and don't like it...so here is a big FUCK YOU to that ;)

ps: love you!

[21myrc]

i FUCKING love you :) like seriously this video probably made my whole YEAR!! literally,

[M3ANMACHINE1]

u have a very commercialized voice



[SKIPPERDUDEL]

stay the fuck out of my brain. how you do that. i can watch this a 100 times and say thats me. the songs and all. im not gay but i love man. rofl

[DgurlSunshine]

THIS is the FUCKING BEST!

[nikola9278]

I like this guy!

[gypsylovegoddess]

(Y)

[RECONDO101st]

Who kept you down ? While they reamed you out in prison.

[commonman80]

Again you hit the nail on the head. I was one of those Rappers in the 80s. But got talked out of staying in it because the people who I trusted said I would never make any real money doing it. At that time NOBOBY was making Big Bucks in Rap. They convinced me to join the Army. So whan the 90s rolled around, I sat in Germany and watch the people who I once rapped with, GET BIG AS SHIT. To bad I was to young to get it. However, now I use those 2 sacred words often. Thanks alot for the pep talk man

[sumfella55]

nice one buddy



[TeddyxxBoy]

Thanx Dave just the morale booster that is necessary. Rock on!!

[blackswans69]

FUCKING GREAT !!! YOU RULE !!!!!!

[ChrisEvil138]

You sir are my new hero

[mikeatpuntalara1]

\o/  \o/ yeah!

[trybal007]

You're inspirational mandude!!  Thanks, i needed that.

[BrandiD05]

Excellent!!!! ***** and two thumbs up : D

[Sir9real]

Fucking Awesome!!!

[aman4peace]

never fail he has a good point what he is saying.

[idkwhyukma]

wouldnt like to see you in a dark alley, lol

[thechurchofdave]

@idkwhyukma I have done some of my best work in dark allies lol

[pinworms70]

@thechurchofdave How much did ya charge? *Ba-DNSH!* HOO HA.

[StormReturns]

@thechurchofdave Ur ok bro

[LIVEWIREshockedbya]

u r awesome.. thank u

[fearofgodblablabla]

@idkwhyukma Oh you just need to have a heavy magnet and you would be owning him! :)

Unless the piercings is of plastic you would be screwed.

[fatkidsforsale]

you know i fucking hate these people that try and tell me that being hatefull and angry and all that other bull shit is wrong and that i should be happy and careing but you know what you say it and it actully makes sence im still gunna be an angry muther fucker but im also pretty fucking happy im not all doom and gloom im easy go lucky but the shit you say really makes sence.

[sayanlevel5]

wahahahaha i fucken love it

[2010FuckUTube]

Truth comes in all shapes and sizes, you Dave, are just that! BEAUTIFUL TRUTH!

[queentantrumofficial]

I needed to hear this today. Cheers, Dave! :) x

[thechurchofdave]

@queentantrumofficial Thanks :) I see you have a band going so let me just put this out there :) I would LOVE it if you were to take the song version of this (see the list) and re do it in your own style and perform it. You absolutely have my permission to do so. It would be great if you mentioned I wrote it an all but I would just love to get this song out there being performed by various other people in every form. Punk, metal, thrash whatever. So it's always there if ya want it :)

[queentantrumofficial]

@thechurchofdave I'll see what comes up. Loving the videos, you always bring insight and cheer :)

[01136428]

Dave you crazy bastard, your full on right. People like that like to see others fail, it makes them feel better about themselves and their ant lifestyle. Fuck em!

[mawkli7afee]

LMAO u failed u fuckin idiot u morron u suck u failed !!!! LMFAO

[satanicinternational]

Dude your best video ....one of my top 50 on youtube. Bring that fire back Dave!

[Xelvielll]

I love you dave

[Oisterboy]

This guy is fucking awesome!

[kwinny09]

care care care well done you are so right

[officialREMOSIS]

I do like cookin' over rocks!

[EvilChria]

The Church of Dave rules! \m/

[Wyteass]

just quit halfway man, wtf, at least you tried. don put limits on people, let them go halfway, at least they fuckin tried 

[turkeypantz]

I listen to a lot of obnoxious music. I have a lot of hyper active ADD friends. I go to shows where there is no room to move. I work at a fast paced job with a lot of distracting interruptions. But I had to shut this video down. He started to give me anxiety. Dave, you seem like a nice guy. I had to shut down after 8 minutes.

By the way, The Hip Hop and Punk Rock scenes merged in the early days, because they were both fighting oppression.

[MrTinTinTinny]

That's awesome advice Dave.... but now YOU'RE telling me what I should do, so.... *flips off Scary Dave* FUCK YOU!...*laughs like a maniac*

He's right! THAT FELT GOOD!

[MrTinTinTinny]

IN all seriousness, ^THIS^ is my favorite Church of Dave video that I've ever seen, so far.

[tashaeya07]

Hey man,funny as folk!! Check out thin lizzy,do anything ya wanna do,all in a genius poetical style that wastes no energy on the non believers!! Peace love and FREEDOM!!

[gabrielaribeirocesar]

I was just listening to that song from "The Toasters" called "Don't let the bastards grind you down" and came to your video. It's the best advice for me today, 'cause I'm having one of the worst days of my life, just because I decided to do what I WANT, instead of following some retard rules... So thank you, man. Thanks. I'm gonna learn from my failures, but I'm gonna EFFING TRY, until I get things done. I can do whatever I want, all I have to do is really want it.

[julyusssss]

hey dave, you could be a pirate

[thechurchofdave]

@julyusssss Well the Somalian pirates don't have much flair but I'd make a great Disney pirate lol

[Gobeldeg00p]

Wish I could press the like button more than once each day =P

[VenusSatanas]

Thank you Dave, This was TOTALLY fokin inspirational!!!!

[Potassiumusic]

i like your styles dave, you might just dig mine, check out my tunes dude

[FranksWarJournal]

I posted on a site this morning about something I wanted to try and was asking for experiences. Not necessarily "creative" what it is, but I can relate to this anyway.

Just this morning I had two naysayers tell me what I wanted to do isn't viable and just generally how I wouldn't be able to do it. Wouldn't be surprised if more do but whatever.

This despite the fact there are people who do it all the time. And the kicker is neither of the above have actually done it. Hmmm....lol

[thechurchofdave]

@FranksWarJournal Fuck em. :)

[MetalHead6963]

Dave I just wanna say I've seen this video a few (hundred) times now and it still encourages me to push through society, do what I want and be myself. Thank you for all the videos. You truly are an inspiration.

[LostFoxeh]

Interesting enough that any person worth while would also say that you can learn just as much if not more from your mistakes than from your successes.

[DarkStar1O9]

My all-time favorite motivational video

[milanjeftic1992]

your the man

[bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrriiii]

hmmm. teacher: you cant do your math like that!

me: FUCK YOU

teacher: what?

me: sorry....

[thechurchofdave]

@bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrriiii Let's not forget, that when you can't say it outwardly, you say it inwardly. Also, regarding math. Probably a good idea to learn to do it both her way and yours :) lol

[FlamingParanoiaSpoon]

There's nothing wrong with cooking buffalo meat over rocks, Cpt. "Biker" Spalding ; )

[XJesiccaX]

so funny hehehe x

[gardini100]

yeah cant say how much i agree with him ......this video realy made my day :D

[ItisRoss]

stupid......

[ToriTerrawr]

I'm gonna tell this to the old, miserable, backstabbing, mindnumbing, two faced, jelous battle-axes at work who'll go out of their way to make my life difficult.

Hahahahahah FUCKKYOU :)

[elenusha2]

:)))) i luv u bro :))))) thanks for video...

[TrppyTV]

DAVES FUKUN BAD FUKUN ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[aaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaa]

God you are annoying

[thechurchofdave]

@aaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaa thank you :)

[wtfkidproductions]

@aaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaa FUCK YOU

[MrHappy818]

@aaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaa what the fuck is with ur name?

[UnmeiNoShi]

@MrHappy818 It's a troll account.

[MrHappy818]

@UnmeiNoShi lol 

[MrTubeToYouToo]

@aaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaa That's what I said when I first saw one of his videos but I latter watched a few others and he makes a lot of good sence. I actually like this video... He tell it like it is!

[bilal216]

words of wisdom, my friend. Love exists...

[satanicinternational]

you are a satanic icon dave, you may not know it but you are ....hailz DAVE! \m/

[faeslover]

long liven the church of dave

[chazmt]

greatest video youve ever done dave THANK YOU!

[Scottiebigdog]

Fucking hell Dave, you just motivated the shit out of me! Keep up the good work!!

[Scottiebigdog]

Fucking hell Dave,

[VanillaNyourIceCream]

DAVE UR AWESOME. i'd like to meet someone with an attitude like this

\m/~\m/

[crash9321]

Nice video man

[thechurchofdave]

@Dixonisation There is no way for me to lose. I have no goal to be a musician. I simply fuck around and have fun. It makes me happy. It makes my kids and family happy. My friends love it and there are thousands of people around the world who enjoy it as well. I give it away for free even though people offer to buy it from me. I have a great time :) That's not a loss. It's a hobby that's fun:)

You, however, run from video to video complaining. Trying to drag others down to you. lol Pure loss.

[thechurchofdave]

@Dixonisation Atta boy. Now ya got it ;)

[Dixonisation]

@thechurchofdave Fair play Dave. Good luck with everything.

[razordawn666]

@Dixonisation If I wanted quality I'd buy a CD, this dude is just fucking around & having fun fun. You're just an envious douche looking for something to bitch about. Funny how trolls always hop from vid to vid wanting to drag somone else into their miserable bullshit. Check out, this idiot's other messages & see why he faills at being a troll.

[Wyteass]

this guy is better than God

God i fuckin luv him

[Iconoclast12100]

Fuckin Aye man, good video. I agree with every point you make.

[1FIREMAIDEN]

Hahahah dam dave, youre an mad bastard....[grins] i like, an enigma, the key that fits no door......

I love the vid, excately my belief system, bro, you need your own tv show, the best vid, ive seen here yet ,

Fatten up the herd,, daves on the prowl , hide thy daughters, and sons, before its too late .!

Let Fuck you, be thou redeemer , its certainly balways been mine .

[UndeadClown95]

Wait. You live in Oklahoma? lol

[Monkeyjrking]

I don't know about everyonelse, but I LIKE YOU DAVE! Great video man, I'll do my best to live this way, even if it kills me! :D

[PorcelainSpider]

Thanks, Dave. Wish I'd known you in the early 80's- unfortunately, I listened to the bastards! -but its not too late, and I am doing it now. In fact, I think I will watch this every Monday, just to remind me!

[guru1a]

nive but what is yout aim you r working on?

and what i miss the most...is ... hm we guess you already know...

and an intelligent man looks in the friends eyes not in a flat mirror ...

a flat mirror is like lookin at hmmm i think you ...

[thechurchofdave]

@mabon2011 Glad you liked it.

[01blackpete1]

Cool message dude.

[TheIchor]

Wow, that was awesome! The 3 part key does work, tried it myself many times over many, many years. Thanks, Dave!

Hail Cthulhu

Venger Satanis

[satanicinternational]

This dude is a celebrity in the satanic community . Kinda like George Carlin .

[AxisSanctuaryChapel]

Words to live by

[DeeDemonwitch]

I can do the laugh without any trouble, however I'm not much of a swearer. I guess I should start to practice. 

Fu** you.

Hey, half way there already :)

[GoodJesse]

Hell yes.

Thanks for that.

[DelusionTerminator]

Two words: Demon possession.

[DeeDemonwitch]

@DelusionTerminator What about it?

[pixywife]

AMEN! a great pepe talk, guess im not made for quitting either!

[thechurchofdave]

@pixywife Atta girl :)

[0thatdudewill0]

yo, you remind me of my dad, cept he's less happy. he thinks in with tunnel vision, something i dont think you really have. but then again, im young and ignorant, keep on prayin dave!

[thechurchofdave]

@0thatdudewill0 We all learn at our own pace. :)

[DarkMomoXD]

dave, your awesome

[nikE9d0h]

I want to make a video on 9/11 being an inside job done by criminal psycho element in the US government but a few friends are hating so I told them to FUCK YOU!!! Thanks Dave!!!

[FacelessDeviant]

Oh man this is good shit.

Are you a radio host?

[thechurchofdave]

@FacelessDeviant Not yet! :)

[blackerthanebony100]

@thechurchofdave Please write a fucking book...NOW!

[thechurchofdave]

@blackerthanebony100 Already in the works :) Thanks for the support: :)

[Mashke1980]

ahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhaha­hahhahahahhahahhahahah All You Got To Do Simply Smile and Say FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[qurrer624]

I like you

[stylecitymusic]

very cool. 

[junkrat1]

.....

[dot44]

fuck yeah dave, i live my life this way!

[irenevr]

this is good shit. you're definately a likeable man.

[Shandel1203]

i fucking love you. no homo. but this is amazing because its all true!!! love this 

[MrPixlCrushr]

Punk rock + rap: Rage Against The Machine, maybe? I know that the singer from now broken up punk band No Cash does hip hop now. Most No Cash fans are cool with it. I don't think he gives a fuck either which way, though.

Give them Hell Brother..Fuck each and every last one who tries to disparage you..fuck them..I've lost more Brain-Cells due to Hard-Core Drug Use and Head Trauma then Most of These Brain-Washed,Lock-Step Cocksuckers...FUCK 'EM ALL

so read the HOLY WORDS Spread the HOLY WORDS ..FUCK YOU Dave you got a new convert..(moves mask enough for you