How To Get Rescued From a Deserted Island

[WebkinzClovers]

if you were on a deserted island.

How Would You Watch This

I Reply: With A I Pod In Your Pocket.

[Thefundude48]

The plane went on fire. Then made kaboom TROLOL

[phambo101]

Call Chuck Norris, he'll pop right up and provide you Ginger and Mary-ann!!!

[Flyspit187]

Step 1: how the fuck did you get on a deserted island?!

[meljohnson200]

@XPandaPwnage LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL RIGHT

[TheMikaellol]

Even howcast doesn't tell you to drink your own piss....

[MrCocaColadude]

step 1: watch man vs wild

did you know that the sky is pretty

[RickyRocker821]

step 1:get rescued

[jrparkmcfadden1]

Boy #1: Aww man! We are stuck on a deserted island!

Boy #2: Hold on, let me check howcast...

[TheShineySmiley]

*step one* Cell phone with battery well i wasn't gonna waste my minutes and battery power on this

[icecoldkiller1000]

step 1:play minecraft survival island

DONE

[ilovemiddleschoolyah]

@gleekflaglue6345789 i am so sorry for you and your friend. my condolences.

[ilovemiddleschoolyah]

if a cell phone is an option, then why do we need this video all we need to do is call the police and or emergency this is obvious and NEVER drink dew thats found in weeds it may be infected

[xxciviccodxxslayable]

wait cell phone is an option?

[livelobster123]

WTF HOWCAST TOLD US THE ENDNG!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jrparkmcfadden1]

keep pressing down 7

[2020vamp]

Bear Grylls!!!

[XManiiAkX]

Well this work in Dead island?

[megaeggproductions]

Step 1: Punch trees

Step 2: make work bench

Step 3: make boat

Step 4: go home

thank you mincraft

[TheDarknessOfVoid]

@megaeggproductions LOL

[EricDragon08]

@megaeggproductions hells yeah!

[megaeggproductions]

@EricDragon08 lolz

[EricDragon08]

@megaeggproductions minecraft does teach that doesn't it?

[megaeggproductions]

@EricDragon08 yeah pretty sure

[supermigit999]

good thing i always bring these thing with me

[gleekflaglue6345789]

My close friend was stranded on an island for two weeks. He had a cell phone, matches and some rubber. He died on this island because he did not know what to do. If he had seen this video he would be here today.

[UtterlyNotSure]

*wide eyed* Wow, using ur belt can cause a plane crash. I SHOULD TRY THAT

[CarolinePaslaski]

@RxCxSxSxDxB wht does ftw mean?

[OrtonFan4eva]

watch Lost lmao

[grandmasternutz247]

signal plane... crash. signal plane crash until people nickname the place bone island

[skygirl1002]

or you can just hitch a ride of the East Island Trading Company

[DaveWreckingCrew]

Optional : Helicopter

[ZeroGravity71]

Thankyou for making this video b/c people just allways get stranded on a island with computer access only

[27QuickScoper]

Stuck in a island, gotta drink my own piss

[TheGods1marine]

1# Watch ,Ray Mears

2# Watch ,Survivor man

3# Watch ,Dual survival

[jamalaron]

yeah my cellphone will have acssess on a desserted island. especially if im using ATNT

[AccessDenied55]

Step One: Watch Castaway and Watch Man Vs Wild or Survivorman

[DrPenguin4280]

Thanks a lot howcast! I was only on season 2 of Gilligan's Island! >:(

[zegct1]

OH MY GOD GILLIGAN'S ISLAND REFERENCE AT 0:09 !

[KeyCey1995]

1:09 he must have practiced a lot to do it that fast...

[AznLiishii123]

oh you know, i always have my wifi and laptop with me.. even if i go to some deserted island.

[GigglyGirl151]

THANKS HOWCAST!!!! i did what you told me to do. Now i c a rescued boat.

[Emanresu56]

"The rags can absorb dew, which can be used as drinking water."

Or sweat?

[fashiongurus1]

oh thanks im gonna get lost to try your tips..

[ppwnolive]

beargrylls >How To Get Rescued From a Deserted Island

[RobertWeekes]

1:56 lol

[IOSHARRY]

LOST

[bvbob1]

if i get stuck on a island i plan on living there for a long time

[WishingYouLuck]

Damn.. i have no clothing... I came her naked....

[vanessahgirl1]

i watched this because...ya know...just in case....

[ladidaladidum]

I love the part when the plane crashes against the rock. so random?

[dancodered23]

Why is it when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a deserted island?" , no one ever replies, "A BOAT

[anticorncob6]

What if you get lost in an island a thousand miles from Antarctica? Oh and there are no trees or twigs or plants because the climate is so cold. Oh and it will be a couple weeks before a plane flies by because they usually don't fly near that place. Oh and you're by yourself with nothing else but a boat with a HUGE hole and a bunch of clothes. What do you do?

[megelzz]

yeah i felt really bad when i distracted the pilot on that plane with my mirror and they crashed too

[TheKhaosdogg]

I don't need this video, I watch Man vs. Wild.

[skatergal815]

So that's what really happened to the plane from LOST! It wasn't because of Desmond, it was because some guy blinded the pilot with his belt bukle!!!!!!!

[jshop2009]

i will try to find this video again when i need help.

[cwalktalk1]

Thanks for ruining the movie for me

[mspopcandy2532]

o-o UM. Wait, with the whole rag thingy, doesnt that mean youre pretty much drinking your own sweat? o.e

[jshop2009]

@mspopcandy2532 it is salt! It will make me want more water.

[LGchesnut1]

Step 1: find an island

[ilovemiddleschoolyah]

Ummm

[joeu5431]

I won't lie I was lmfao at that plane

[Skallon]

How to get Rescued from a Deserted Island?

I'm wondering for years how to escape from urban life TO a deserted Island.

Is there a video guide for that too? =P

[johannisco]

@Skallon dude, i would like that too, maybe go together?

[EndsWithKissesxxx]

If I had a phone, the first thing I would do is tweet about it, "rofl rofl, stuck on a desert island, I'm going to die :)!!"

[karcus0]

Step 1: Be sure you watched Man vs. Wild in your spare time.

[fastweirdo]

@karcus0

Psh, Survivorman ftw

[megacarl87]

@karcus0 Haha then i live.

[DeadRaBBiT1995]

omg thank god now i can leave this scary island i even dnt have food or internet :O

[nix272]

who want to get away from this paradise :)

[bombofbombe]

when you are ask what would be 1 thing you would take on a deserted island howcome nobody ever says a boat?

[K9girl29]

@bombofbombe hmm...got a point...cell phone wins :P

[ExtrodinaryK]

Why the f*ck didn't Lost do this?

[NoinaGirls]

if we WERE stranded on a deserted island, how could we watch this video? like there's internet service on a deserted island.

[MrMaryJanes]

That was Awful.

[naviblue56]

Finnally some tips, I get lost in desert islands almost every day

[kittyprincess2100]

wow he killed the people in the plane

[X3kawaiichan]

how can you even have a computer anyway

[MrMMABoy]

lol why the hell would you have a mirror in you hand while being on a desert island xD

[573W1E6R1FF1N]

I got stranded on an island, good thing I had my house with all of its internet glory

[darmuis]

Uh....cell phone? Isnt that,like,the fastest way to get rescued??

[koolkat214]

thanks i have to go, my helicopter is on the way

[Suspi13]

Yeah, you get stranded and you forget a couple of these steps, then what?

[purpledays99]

yay thank you!!! you made my report for hatchet sooo much easier xD

[purplelollipopp]

@purpledays99 omg lol im in grade 7 and im doing tht too lol tonight lol :P

[purpledays99]

@purplelollipopp thats awsome XD

[kittyprincess2100]

@purplelollipopp i did that book in 6th grade. you guys are late.

[ravensbark22]

And why would I be there in the first place?

[MBPKyle]

because your an adventurous little boy or gal that is only amused when doing something besides video games and commenting on youtube videos!

[tjsk813]

yes becuz this is gonna happen -_-

[xjcrossx]

The plane crashing into the rock...haha...that is one way to get help though, but I'm sure there were more important people on that plane than the one shaggy ass giligan that is about to be rescued...

[tubebrendan1]

these videos get more useless by the day

[MiSSxCiNDERELLY]

oh yeah, i have the Gilligan's Island dvd where they got rescued but retardedly got stranded back on the same island again.. *sigh*

[Kevindavis08]

at least they'll be coming for that plane

[JacksonHowell22]

this relates to the gary paulsen book called hatchet

[Smullet90]

lol, now i understand what happened in lost...

[runescrule]

OMG LOL PLANE CRASHED!!! xD

[abhinavdua]

damn this only gave me a good laugh rather than teaching me something useful..

[sly1cool54]

thanks for posting this video!!!!were about 2 crahsiah;dohewodOMFGMYWEIKWEPO­2J`EP  FUCKING SPLEEN@$#

[lamb445]

lmfao!

[xXMusicxLuvaxMisaXx]

hmmm.... this might come in handy

This is way different info from Lord of The Flies. xD

[ewtasha510]

Thank goodness this video was up.

I got stranded on a deserted island with nothing but my computer and internet access!

[xXMusicxLuvaxMisaXx]

aahhaha sarcasm!

[lamb445]

you cant call for help on a laptop, so watch youtube!!!

[kittyprincess2100]

@ewtasha510 you are one lucky son of a bitch

[yuriogy1]

Bear Grylls

[xooLoveForeverox]

did you know you can make a fire with a soda can and toothpaste?

lmao...

cellphone.

[psychlopes1976]

"lmao...cellphone. " With reception no less.

[lamaa95]

THANK YOU HOWCAST!!! Now I can finally get off this island!!!

[JZC1195]

lol 1:55 - 2:04

[hongyong2460]

I don't get it...how do you find a full battery cellphone on a deserted island .Lol

[raminile]

he could have had it with him.

[salshasam]

With a service plan!

[catadeluxe]

WoW, not THIS is your MOST USEFUL VIDEO EVER!!! THIS IS HOWCAST!!!!

Yeah, but du you guys have a video on how to make a fire the traditionnal way???

thank-you, I'll search

[RyanIsTech]

LMAO!!!

Optional:

A cell phone!!!!

ROFL

[tuberlicious05]

wow...howcast really does suck...

[gregpill]

why would you make this cause ya you have a laptop and internet connection on a remote island god wtf

[RandomGothicFay]

yeah

"on the you will need list"

-internet connection, a laptop, and some sense to not go on howcast

coz a belt is not gonna save you!

your comment made me laugh so hard!

[WootWoW6]

I think the point was to watch the video before you're on the island <.<

But even then, most of this stuff seems like it was thought up in about 30 minutes by a 4th grader...

[Miryr]

But the frogurt is cursed, on the plus side you get to choose your own topping which is also cursed.

[qwertz4you]

What you will need:

Internet Acces

[acebats]

send a rescue team... use 112

[xqueensexii]

thats stupid.. theres a sea infront of him.. and hes drinkin his sweat

[ttaryn]

Stupid?

Drinking sea water will make you dehydrated and can cause seizures and unconciousness. You wouldn't want that in a deserted island, would you? :)

[MBPKyle]

LMAO!!! your totally right what kind of person would drink his own sweat? i mean theres a whole ocean in front of him. how can all those starving africans be thirsty when their country is mostly sorrounded by the ocean? i mean its not like drinking ocean water will be bad for your health at all... (for those who are slow that was sarcasm.)

[xqueensexii]

hahahaha oh god ur so cute.. !

well yeah i guess ur right.. i didnt think about it... so yeah.. lol xD

[xqueensexii]

omg i seriosuly cant stop laughinn hahahahhahahaa

omg.. ur comment is my fav ! amma fav this vid to laugh when i'm in a bad mood hahaha

[MKid58]

it would have been weird if it wasn't sarcastic

[KitKatBar603]

the ocean is saltwater...salt makes u more dehydrated... duuurrr de duurrrr

[Nicklaspm]

WTF? dont you know that ocean water contains SALT, which means your buddy will be even MORE dehydrated after having drinking the SALT water..

Please think next time mate^^

[MBPKyle]

lol i know i was being sarcastic sombody commented that he should just drink the ocean water so i replied to them. sarcastically

[msdayanism]

hAHAHA

[pongman]

Lol, a deserted island? Wtf I wouldn't want to get rescued.

[seygra20]

where would you get rubber from if ur stranded and your plane crashed?????????????

[NinjaFox119]

The tires, an eraser.

[nicksb115]

bottom of your shoes. use a knife to cut it off.

[mylittlebambam]

howcast videos are extremely helpful. my fav's are how to get laid and how to flirt.

[syafiqmilan]

good tips

[dariusfol]

Tht's really usefull for the average joe

[JessicaMuggle07]

This was already in my subscription box today once... ugh! How do I unsubscribe???? GRRR!

[freakshowaffair]

wtf  lol the plane was sweet good tips tho

[10dimensionman]

oh thank god. im on a remote island in the pacific and i needed help. thanks alot! :D

[codypg]

you need a volley ball

[meetbrooke]

LMAO!

[strawberrytallcake00]

HAHAHAHA!!! LMAO!!

The airplane was hilarious!!! :P

[BeautyOfWar]

i rather hang myself than light a fire "the old-fashioned way"

you know how hard it is? lol

[Brittney1149]

haha! lol yeah it is hard

[mreiaM]

i just finished having to watch lord of the flies in class today

ahh so sad

[SolarxWind]

that is an amazing book

[flim500]

how i can get home yay

[GerardoReyez]

Cool! now if your lost go for your laptop and watch this video.. and you'll be rescued immediately (or however u spell it) ;D but dont youse facebook or something :3

[Joshypoooo1]

Or just look for Surviverman.

[twiikimchi]

Howcast just doesn't make any sense now. The world doesn't.

You know what? Scratch that.

Howcast isn't even TRYING.

[gabeistheawesomest]

theyre actually entertaining, not informative. : /

[Rogue849]

Or, once you start hearing strange noises and seeing smoke monsters, run to the interior of the island, find a hatch, blow it up to find a guy from Scotland who's been living there for 'bout 3 years. Then, build a boat, get on it but once your son gets kidnapped in the middle of the ocean, swim back to the island to meet a bunch of other people, a ship from 1700's and a crashed airplane. Then start time traveling.

[lilowoof]

ohh the ending=burn!

[LilZoeM]

wow lets hope the ppl in a deserted island have a laptop

[Vza004]

yeah that will really help.

[psharpep]

And Wi-Fi, lol

[TheElectricDreamer93]

I'm keeping water-proof matches with me

[xoANONiMUSox]

why dont they explain how to light a fire "the old fashioned way"

[JustinBaker2567]

That would be a really long video

[ThePinkipromise]

hahahaaha step 6

[ThePinkipromise]

this is the second part on how to survive a plane crash right?

[blamshiza]

haha, that was a hilarious demonstration of fire by friction with the.. weird mix of bow-drill and hand-drill. While I really enjoyed the humor of this video, I'd suggest checking out some other bushcraft or wilderness survival vids, for those interested. Particularly bow-drill fabrication & use, shelter, as well as figuring a better signal mirror (even a cd or knife-blade will work considerably better than that small buckle, and can be effective for up to 50-100 miles in good conditions).

[CarleeTube]

hahahaha the plane LOL

[AlexBennettSHOW]

because this happens all the time

[JaneAubree]

you know how hard it is to make a fire like that? xD wow.

i learned so much more from man vs. wild.

[SometimesBen]

OMG YOU GUYS ARE RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS this is soooooo sad

[MrClimate1986]

the plane is so funny

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