How To Pick a Karaoke Song If You Cant Sing

[Sarahbellum29]

Ooh, who is this handsome man with a kick ass beard? They did a good job with character portrayal. Don't know how I ended up here but thanks for the laugh!

[armyyyg]

Next....how to shot yourself in the head

[baddave62]

Maybe he can't sing, but he's handsome.

[ShibaNamedChewy]

But I'm 15...

[ValeriaStudios]

step 1: DON'T.

[WanaBSedtd]

Im a kid.... I can't take shots. Unless you would like me to die?

[MrDeepalbatross]

@WanaBSedtd lol ok idk how old u are but whoever told u a single shot of alchohol would kill u is either an asshole or just retarded, cuz there are kids in other countries that drink absynthe like its water, as young as 4, and u can type so i assume ur not 4

[mckena135]

@MrDeepalbatross maybe his/her parents would KILL him/her, if they knew their kid drank alchohol! Thats how my parents would react!

[idklolnow]

@WanaBSedtd lol

then eat something spicy so it will losen up your vocals and sing easier

im a kid too lol

[ringbearer37]

nope.karaoke was popularized in the philippines before it reached japan! the karaoke player was invented by a filipino and was just dubbed 'karaoke' because foreign sounding names are more 'catchy'..

[MKDude600]

how to pick a karaoke song if you can't sing:

step 1: Play 'psychosocial'

step 2: Start screaming

tip: if anyone asks, tell them you were watching Howcast just now.

[SMILEY9895]

hannah montana blame it on her

[CIlaMurg]

Was that guy doing the Hokie Pokie?? LOL!

[EdguyFreak92]

@silverrock936: Sry but you have NO idea what REAL metal is! It´s not only screaming or something. If you don´t believe listen to Edguy or Avantasia before give your fucking mean about this!

[byJessCh]

LOL. its karaoke not karaoki.

[katiekat1239]

umm just dont sing....... lol i cant sing eather so i souldnt be talkin lol

[georgedodia]

what the hell is...booze?

[grandmasterme133]

@georgedodia YOU ARE A DUMB MOTHA-SHUT CHO MOUTH.YOU CAN CURSE BUT DONT KNOW WHAT BOOZE IS! L O L

[georgedodia]

@grandmasterme133 now i now! its alcohol. yeah, that comment was just a joke.

[conana99]

@georgedodia alcohol. Lol

[calzonziin]

Stay away from aerosmith's songs xD

[shitcallgirl]

cute and funny guy!!!....very cool video, hehe these are actually good advice!!

[snuffying]

this is gay.

[TheDtmf33]

"I can shatter a glass with with my vocal chords Carrie."is a offense to Carrie lovers.

Including me.

[jamesmason01]

@TheDtmf33 I can tell you're a huge Carrie fan.

[shmeila]

@TheDtmf33 You can't even spell her last name right

[SmilesForMusic]

@TheDtmf33 well maybe you should learn to spell Carey right before you call yourself a fan..

[yurfavoriteahmed]

@XxGodssilencexX lol!!!

[Shindai]

Already learned a few of these for myself lol. Advice like "have fun" isn't helpful though :p If you enjoyed singing in front of people you wouldn't need the rest of the steps at all.

[brian123bo]

You can always sing, "Low Rider" or " Tequila" ;;;; there are very few lyrics in these songs.

[FM897]

The point of karaoke is not to sing well. If you happen to sing well, it's just a pleasant surprise for the audience, but no one should expect it.

[organiicbebe]

Just choose a punk rock song.. if you can yell.. you can sing punk :)

[89chiyoko1]

How To Pick a Karaoke Song If You Cant Sing

Solution: DO NOT SING AT ALL.

[MsHellokittyjunkie]

@89chiyoko1 I concur!!!

[89chiyoko1]

@MsHellokittyjunkie LOL dude...im right......hehehe

[89chiyoko1]

fuck...those tips are not helpful...i have a friend and we sang together in a song...im not boasting myself but her voice is as worst as fuck..she made the moment so embarrassing...and she dragged me into 'out-of-tune' song duet parts...we sounded like a one big drunken concert duo...so i don't find this tips really that helpful...

[EndoftheUnending]

Karaoke is Japanese for empty orchestra! =D

[katrachitta93]

Hahaha I loved it 

[mrzeegrr]

Awesome.

[MJfanNumber11]

Go sing the song : Billie jean by michael jackson

it is a very easy song to sing

[jayjjj3]

its not kariyoke, its ka ra o ke

[narnia0100]

You will need: (Nothing)  Step 1: Don't sing at all. DID YOU KNOW?: If you have watched the video above, you have just wasted 2 minutes, and 1 second of your life?

[alphakristjan]

pick a rap song , wtf . Great rap requires real skill ...

anyway " Booze - optional " xD !

[mikaririshow]

yeah im 13 im gonna down a shot before I go on stage xD

[MrErdner]

Sing the song "Tequila".

[silverrock936]

singing heavy metal songs is great too, you generally just scream the lyrics and usually the songs aren't too complicated. I scared my co workers like this. haha

[carbonseven1st]

hahahahaha super

[kmangel444]

Not true. You need to learn how to sing. I like the drowning out part. Karaoke does NOT make you sound better. And neither does too much alcohol, at least for the singer. Maybe for the audience, the drunker they are, the better you sound. LOL!!!!!!!

[Fejklman]

@silverrock936 haha u have no idea how hard is to sing good heavy metal songs :) try listen same newer iron maiden ...

[DuDe1040]

@silverrock936 O.o dio??

[DemoticVEVO]

@silverrock936

Heavy metal songs aren't complicated? Scream the lyrics?

Ignorance..

[WhiteYatsum]

@silverrock936 Do you really know what is heavy metal? Dumb ass.

[conana99]

@silverrock936 They are normally very advanced vocalists actually....

[MonkeyOctober]

Eh,I guess I'd take a couple shtos then sing some random german song.

[Esperu2008]

i can sing Queen very well

Opera too

[Abiak]

People don't like when I sing in my language (portuguese), but they love hear me singin in english. I don't get it :o

[binaryvat]

Cuz your portuguese singing is probably too serious, but your english singing is relaxed and funny-accented.

[Abiak]

hehe, maybe so.

Thanks :)

[ptsoldier]

lol secalhar tens um bom sotaque XD

[cutiepie4164907510]

my voice is too deep to sing any song and im a girl

im only good at rap cuz theres no high notes

at some high note songs im ok

[mrcoolchick345]

me too its really hard you should see my channel i have a deep voice so its hard

[jonathjl]

very funny ^^

[Thegr8t2]

Step seven is the best!

[ladyfiga]

optional: booze LOL I can't believe she said that XD

[randigaleandtk]

I like singing Mariah-I-can-shatter-a-glass-w­ith-my-vocal-chords-Carey :D

That's fun to type.

[Stargalthefox11]

i can sing well i just watched this for shit and giggles i wish mom would let me go to a karaoke thing sometime

[KonnichiwaSushi]

Step 5 is genius xD

[kmmangel444]

And also don't bother to sing with anyone else 'cause you want to make a total spectacle of yourself. After all, you are the star now!!! Being loud and obnoxious helps get the crowd going too!!

[kmmangel444]

Note: Get as drunk as possible and sing your head because you're not gonna what anyone says. If anyone does say anything good or bad, you'll probably be in the bathroom puking your brains out!!!

[languagenerd12345]

"Stay away from tuness by Mariah 'I can shatter a glass with my vocal chords' Carey."

[BillyIvan]

alcohol Drys your vocal chords lol . Great advice

[tholmes123]

is that true?

[james8791]

yeah, vodka and whiskey r the worst... beer's not so bad tho

[eleckson]

autotune

[John081590]

To youngbloodzph:

I know that too! It's such a pity our government did not support it. We have great inventions and discoveries. I really do not know why the govenment didn't give it just even a particle of attention.

[youngbloodzph]

nope.. it was invented in the phils..

[youngbloodzph]

yes it was invented in the phils.. and because our government doesn't put inventions and discoveries in its priority list.. the invetor was forced to sell it to japan.. like many other inventions that was made here in the phils. and later sold to another country and that country takes the credit..

[XWhoaXAngieX]

why does howcast always endorse taking a drink of something alcoholic?

[Kimojuno]

Little bunny foo foo! :o

[EricBoisen]

wow 7000 views and 9 comments lol

[michaelthonger]

you're supposed to be bad....it's karaoke bitch!!!

[XchibiiX]

lmfao

thats so true

[pfifofast]

I'll drink to that

[obamawalker]

So so true. Go to a Jazz Festival WTF?

[hexinum2]

@michaelthonger lmao MTE. i think people will have more fun if you awful

[heatherfeather4109]

Just because you're tone deaf doesn't mean you can't take the mike at the next karaoke night. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[michelle2chat]

LOL :-)

[hombrepajaro16]

cool

[1337noobirl]

ya lol

[davebarkworth123]

This will come in handy :P