Turlock Cops - By Mr. Safety in 1999

[feepque]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 1867

[Li1Rob]

Wow this is a long time ago. Haha

[lilsweets4u22]

omg your really nakkied, lol



[halo3godful]

thumbs up if your watching in 2011

[CharlieStrife]

Wow, I just realized that (one) of my favorite youtubers is from the same town I grew up in. I don't know how to feel abou this... Way to go! :)

[joet1994ify]

reminds me of last summer in the forest preserves havinf nude bb gun wars...omg ill never forget this video for that reason

[kigid]

How old was he?

[halo3godful]

@kigid he was 19.

[1happiness]

@kigid He's born 1981 so he's 18 in this video.

[mrtrainboy019]

You were like between 19-23

[AStickManProductions]

Well, you've certainly gotten better :P

[wilolato]

mr safety yu shudd do a video with yu as billy bob

[MrHLGNinja]

@wilolato He was Billy Bob in this video

[freereg29]

2:49 titty twister. WHy?

[Snakemonkey2010]

God such a classic, saw this video because of the future videos, isn't it ironic?

[ABZ6381]

lol poorly done but i still love all your video's cory:) i like stop man the best though:)

[stellawinxgirl1]

soooo funny

[thesadtruth1]

lol!!! XD ur wife like that vid?

[thesadtruth1]

lol!!!

[NothingtoProve1000]

this is freakin hilarious, good job, it might have the hard screen where you cant see alot but it was funny good job for not having great equitment i would think, awesome job :)

[Saunga525]

lol. it looks like a bunch of ur friends got bored while you went on a road trip and decided, hey, lets mess around wif the video camera to pass teh time. ^^. so u stopped at a gas station some were in the south and picked up those toy guns and hats. and turned the camera and every thing else went down hill. btw... nice country accents XD. trust me, thats nuthin like what ppl in teh south sound like. i live in the south.

[zuueLL]

Yeah Bob Marley!

[blindgaze]

Fav part --> "Gimme sum crack!"

Your YouTube Story Video inspired me to look at your first videos, and I'm glad I did - they're hilarious! My husband acts now the way you did then - You sort of give me hope that maybe in five years he'll mature as you have! (=

[NothingtoProve1000]

this is funny know matter what quality it is in lol! Man Cory you never change, you are always funny! coolio video and of course all the other videos you have ever made! :)

[muskymedinaa]

i actually like the quality !!!!!!

it gives it a classic look.

[duckyone20]

OMG Cory! that was so funny.. and so Like cops! great job for the equipment used:)

[SuperGoldfish1999]

TurCOCK, California

[jumpingwatcher]

LMAO profasinal idiot

[danilo2000b]

way d,fuck hi hes a red on his fucking gun dis is a toy story for a komedi

[singinkitty123]

he was talking like beavis "don't look at my butt." "got some crack?"

[EdgeMedia09]

lol. It's amazing how he progressed through the years.

[onecoolsymantha]

haha i live in turlock heh

[jakfan89]

@onecoolsymantha

So do i, u see his, how he got started video, he went to Hilmar. Way to represent

[redfancentral101]

cory!!!! what wood ur wife say!!! (lol) i still cant belive u of all ppl wood start strippin!!!!! in a car with 2 other dudes!!!! ha ha!!!! thats what happens wen ur on crack!!!!

moral of the story...wen u on crack u do gay 3 way in cars with cops!!!!

lol!!!!! jk jk jk!!!!!

[mykalo2]

lol

[xo4girl]

im gonna come back there and kick ur ass! lol

[MacintoshStudio]

LOL sick bro!

[linkdrama]

got some crack!!! quit looking at my ass

[coam2]

"c'mon dummy" "comin' wait im cold" by golly?? seriously?? woooow

[ImTheAsianChick13]

Wow XD

He's waaaaaay more crazy when this young

than now. Now he's all mature :) <3

[Yellowgrl16]

who knew ten years later you would be married and make videos for a living

[wcooper97]

Who also knew that he would be this famous from his video making and be that famous on one of the most well known websites on the internet??

[Ocrun]

And who knew that that sonofabitch was on CRACK?!

[sonicfannestor]

WELL HE IS ON CRACK LOL

[GeluStudios]

THIS SHOULD BE A SERIES

[Randomstuffs261]

update this and you will are officially Friggin awsome

[Sanshine020]

VCR editing! How far you've come since than! _O_

[catiean1985]

I completely think you should redo this it was classic great mr safety I miss these vids

[junodog20]

Ah, the joys of VCR editing...  Still pretty funny.

[molly1002]

He is a partner of YouTube.

[ItsRainingDonkeys]

lol this goes hard

[ItsRainingDonkeys]

wht the hell u talkin about. he's one of the most popular partners

[aebteach]

I think you should totally update it for 2009. I love it "look at my butt" very Beavis and Butthead.

[aebteach]

hahaha safety butt!

[philipnewmannz]

I was 19 then ... man i'm so old now! *sigh*

[hiitsme3love128]

wow i was 1 then....

[noradarz]

Check out "Turlock Undercover" for some real Turlock action

[kbbles]

bad quality...

[mimgodfather]

Did you read the info panel at all? This was edited using two vcrs. Between the relatively low recording quality of tape-based cameras and the crappy quality of vcr recording... then transferring that to digital video, I'm surprised it came out *this* well.

The quality gives it a... vintage look. haha

[cprich22]

Wow low res. Did u even have a script planed for this? Lol butt

[crzygurl1995]

if you do the math... he was only about 16-18 yrs old! lol stupid high school vids... just shows how much he has matured since it was made! lol

~JeffDunham#1FAN~ (aka crzygurl1995)

[PotatoeToT220]

u no u just wanted to b naked lol jk, funny video ...give me sum crack! lol

[rocknfenderguy]

lol, i live in Turlock.

[JadeRawrz]

That i have to say is one of my least favorites. sorry, just a few reasons.

One: bad filming

two:too many ass shots

three: just plain CREEPY

SOrry. I STILL LOVE YUR WORK<3333

[kyak11]

What the hell do you expect? It's one of his first videos!

[yankeesangel03]

LOL!

[DAVIDTD23]

wow turlock is hella gay

[IHeartBrattyPets1212]

wow u were actually NUDE

[benjc4]

wow that guy was right u sound just like the jokers laugh lol

[VisualTreat1]

lol that was hilarious.

[merbest1]

lol its a cap gun

[MustangTheCat]

no gimme some crack

[JoninaRebekka]

Omg, lol, i loved it

hahahaa

[HarvestMoo]

LOL!!

'gimme some craack'

[denniskatzke]

damn, cory you remind me so much of the joker in the dark night... you deserve an oscar :)

haha, such a sick laughter! :) good job...crazy vid!

[willdawg840]

crazy...

[hippielucas]

lol..thats like seven of 256...im on my way

[feariefighting101]

... that's all i have to say. ........

[odykay]

thats about how stupid the actual show is XD

[henniehethaan]

"got som crack?" XD

[LegendKilling]

cool gun

[kylemiller500]

" iii lick ur nuts", i alwayz say that

[puzpuz789]

nice gun man damn it billy bob you try to out smart me you pece of shit ill come back there and kick your ass lol

[TacoFlavordBuffalo]

lmfao cory!!!!

[puzpuz789]

his ass on the window lol its like oh plz look at my ass now!!!!!!!

[smpfilmsAUSTRALIA]

I am liking your old stuff

[LifeGrove]

AND THEY FLAG "MAKE POOP."

[raquelle08]

lol "i'm cold"

[gatoradeSD]

screw the cops they are a punch of pussies I would never call them in an emergency I have better contacts

[lonelySTARSHINE]

lol, that's a very nice gun XD

[TuluzSrebrov]

hahahah this was soooooooo funny. You should film another one called "Thousand Oaks Cops" hahahahha

[jamesdelacosta]

woah man...

[act9999999]

lol, at 1:30 you see the officer laughing!

[MeanMissC]

OMG lol, was that really MR saftys ARSE? Or did you use an ARSE double? hahahah

[stephaniewilliams123]

this was really funny...loved it

[aaaaaaaaaaaadddd]

wtf u packing a magnum

[scotterechillin]

hahaaha

[alexthewerewolf]

lol... "lets smoke some crack!!!"

[nick4634]

That wqas so poorly done

[Jorisjari]

Duh, it's made 9 years ago! You can't expect it to be better than the Mean Kitty Song!

[smpfilms]

nick4634 - lol, this was made in 1999 and it was my 2nd video. Of course it won't look pro.

-Cory "Mr. Safety"

[pregnantlameboy]

no way dude!!!

smpfilms replied to you!!!!!

[XxEmmakinnsxX]

haha i luv parodys =]

[Rosiercentral]

Oh, this was just too amazing.

[codinecough]

Don't fall in the canal or Splasher the safety frog will kick your ass.

[michaeljacksonfanxyz]

this is funny!i love this.

[hamster130]

dude why did u make this vid

[hellfacejr]

classic cory

[HyperKid66]

haha 5 stars just for showing off that hot ass!! lol mad luv for Billy Bob :P

[nickitadoll]

i am left rather confused. you look cute though cory. were you 18 or 19 perhaps?

[CeciliaOfSweden]

I have two theories: 1. You are very tall. Or 2. The other guy beside you was short. I belive in 1.

[Kaskader173]

lol who is that geek with glasses

[GoPensGo377]

your mom

[zzman305]

"Look at my but!"

"shut up you!"

"got any crack?"

[bludelite]

For this being your 2nd vid, it was friggin hilarious!!!

[SmugtheMagicDragon]

Some crack might've livened this up. How embarassing...

[thigthunk]

keywell

[AkaCarnations]

That was hallarious!

[putonekas]

lol

[VardyParty]

llol o.O

[nitrofreak05]

got some crack?

[lastwarrior911]

the low pixels actually help the appearence of the video. i dont no if that was intended but its cool

[traysUtube]

hahahaha i lick your nuts

[wheelofcheese7]

lmao

[skron2k6]

In my butt.. Lmfao

[Babdinho]

fffff

[lerasai]

Everything is funnier with cowboy hats. O.O

[pike1181]

LoL, that's some funny shit!

[ilikegrapes]

GEE WILLICKERS!

[jesseeast]

OmFG thats wicked!

[PYROdude]

gosh darn golly