Masturbation will make you blind and crippled - Example #1

[GirlsLikeMe]

IS THIS A JOKE???

[JasonBogdun]

If your claims were accurate, 99.99% of humans would be blind and crippled by age 40.

[AtheistdotEDU]

Funny stuff!  Can't believe people think you are serious.

[UncagedCardinal]

So, the remedy to the 'problem' of the 'right-side' or 'left-side' of the body being affected, is simple ......

Use BOTH hands when you masturbate. :)

[pigsy2012]

i need a word with stevie wonder xD

[calzo101]

is this a joke?

[CarnifaxMachine]

Do you fucking retards not notice that these videos are satirical?

[dragahn4]

pseudo-scientific bullshit.

[FiorinaFilms]

Case studies and a medical degree, please.

[getto4lif3]

yoo wtf!!!!!

i really want to know if u can go blind!

[alfinator07]

well it has been recorded tht a guy went guy looking at soft core porn for 3 seconds

[William267]

The moral of the story is:

All gay men masturbate for freakishly long times and are deformed

[MrYaNdAoZz]

masturbation causes hiv and aids?

[Mysterio897]

7'619 619 REY MYSTERIO

[VideoShogun]

yOUR a retard

[Reflection03]

XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vitaphreak]

not worthy of 15 minutes' fame

[anniemossct]

that looks like JT

[keto6789]

Holy crap!! I'm gonna stop masturbating today!

[HyperShadowX2]

OMG I love these things XD

[shepdani]

hyper u nigger why do u send me these links oh and the voice is sooooo blank omfg

[HyperShadowX2]

I need to spread the word.Stop masturbating!!

[shepdani]

omg i dont masterbate how many times do i have 2 tell u and ur black no 1 will listen to u xD

[HyperShadowX2]

Stop jackin' you probably got that kung fu grip on ya shit right now

[shepdani]

no accualy ur wrong i dont masterbate and wtf is it with u and japs first its the asian girls now its jackie clan WTF!

[HyperShadowX2]

Asians are beautiful!

[shepdani]

ASIANS ARE JUST CHEAP WHORES!! ffs u need more of a life than ur video games and asian sluts ASIANS ARE HIDIOUS!!!

[HyperShadowX2]

No they aren't!!!SHUT UP!!!Shut your damn cracker mouth!!!

[shepdani]

FUCK U NIGGER GO LISTEN 2 UR FRIEND MOAN IN HER SLEEP AHAHAHAHAHA UR PATHETIC xD

[HyperShadowX2]

SHUT UP!!!...I love her damn it...

[shepdani]

and she likes u as a friend at least my blonde likes me!!!!!

[HyperShadowX2]

She doesn't like me as a friend!!!She loves me too you fuck!!

[shepdani]

chan*

[electrony]

Hey happeh dude, go fuck yourself... It's better then masturbation...

[bobsleighman]

are you some kind of retard? SERIOUSLY. your voice is so drony and annoying, and you talk a load of bullshit. You contradict yourself in your videos and like you have never masturbated or had sex, maybe that was you in the picture?

[sfx13]

its true, when done excessively your body tends to change into the position in which it was in when orgasm was achieved even while in rest

[mafioso86]

ha ha ha

This video is a stupid joke

[Neofcon]

Bullshit

[TheMathGuy]

"Frequent masturbation for long periods of time will cause major changes to the physical structure of the human body." -- Just how much masturbation are we talking about here? You'd have to be a real marathon masturbator for it to actually have any noticeable effect! And in fact even then it would probably make that arm stronger, not weaker. Maybe there needs to be a Guiness World Record for it, lol! :P

[braziliana5]

Ok so next time someone winks at me, I'd take that as a sign that they masturbate a lot. Sheesh. And stickoutofthemud, guys who beat off are not always gay. It depends what they're masturbating to.:) The people who believe this...well that's the funny part for me.

[gatoalil2fly]

omg i will never do dat again

[otreblatercero]

I can' believe how stupid you are!

wow.

He is making that face deliverately, and if you touch your genitals with either your right or left hand, your arm will be lowered, wow, you repressed little being, maybe your suffered from pennis amputation?

[stickoutofthemud]

Masturbation is an essentially homoerotic activity. It's not that only gay guys beat off - it's that guys who beat off are gay. ;)

[tonedogg111]

fucking die lol

[Onulin]

I´m sorry for some one who belive this bulshit.

[amir565]

what the fuck do you have against jackin off????????

[happeh]

I don't want you to be blind and crippled? Because I care about your health?

[askinbendebiromur]

In one of your other videos we have been told that the right shoulder is lower than the left due to masturbation, now we are being told the opposite..

[realplane]

genitals !? why not penis !?

[abmoore1]

is it only gay men who masturbate?

[11Laura]

What a joke this is. I love to do it, feels good and releases tension.

[happeh]

The guy who says nobody has a perfectly symmetrical body is correct. The focus is on people who are very close to be symmetrical, as opposed to people who are obviously asymmetrical.

Masturbation will make a person more asymmetrical. The more you masturbate, the more asymmetrical you will become.

[naomicoai]

My boyfriend masturbastes with both hands in an alternated way, maybe this won't affect him. Right?

[Shochannokoibito]

Um... seriously... both videos on this subjest are completely unscientific and horribly biased. The photo was from a porn shoot so of course he would be "posed" and not standing straight up. Get real.

[theatricalyyours]

these videos are OBVIOUSLY fake. get a life.

[user4thehumpa7]

youre retarded, i actually listened 7 years ago in sex ed. im 25 now and i know the effects of masturbation.

NOTHING! its good to do it. i dont do it because im not single. but still, others do it.

[SlaveGirlKaori]

NOBODY in the ENTIRE world has a perfectly semetrical body, granted this is genetically possible but so improbable that it has not happened yet, There is no physical or psycological link between masturbation and the way the eyes or shoulders are formed.

[missiondoe]

I agree with you.You must search it up on the internet.

[Juliocyp]

no one has a perfectly symetrical body, its the angle of them standing that causes it, but actually masturbation does nave gradually effects on your, honest. Its gradual thats why user4thehumpa7 hasnt relised. But this guy's videos do make me lol.

[percymate]

idk if you're a genious or a fucking retard, but i laughed my ass off

[fsani85]

this guys a tard...

[varietylover]

Silly, and why say the guy is gay..? Don't heterosexuals and bi-sexuals masturbate..? ha ha ha...

[sukisuki7894]

is this for real? :S

[ZauXz]

dont be stupid

[willbraham]

LoL!!!

"He's that straight to the point guy, he's Zauxz, Zauxz. Watch out now or he'll get straight to the point on yoooouuuu, Yeah!"

[vocasla]

The person, the person's hand, and the person's genitals, are 3 different things.

[shengchenfan]

lol.